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Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong

Started by Malthus, October 09, 2012, 08:47:15 AM

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mongers

#15
October 09, 2012, 01:39:19 PM
Hey, don't be down on the guy; stupid people have to find ways to die too.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

CountDeMoney

#16
October 09, 2012, 01:43:14 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 09, 2012, 09:20:37 AM
They ate roaches to get a lousy snake?

Must've been the dinner course.

katmai

#17
October 09, 2012, 01:52:38 PM
Is there a right way for such contest to go?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Malthus

#18
October 09, 2012, 02:09:28 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 01:02:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 12:54:22 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 12:52:00 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?

Yup.

It sure would suck to die after eating roaches in a roach-eating contest - and come in second.  :(

Who gets the snake?

Presumably, it will form part of the dead guy's estate.

Meaning, the lawyers will get it.  ;)

I should have known. <_<

Well, the story has to have a happy ending, right?  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

#19
October 09, 2012, 02:10:13 PM
Quote from: katmai on October 09, 2012, 01:52:38 PM
Is there a right way for such contest to go?

Certainly.

You participate, and I don't.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

jimmy olsen

#20
October 10, 2012, 04:01:04 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2012, 10:02:47 AM
Hopefully they clean him out good enough so roaches don't boil out of him during the funeral from the eggs hatching and heating their way through his corpse. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8
Why would I ever want to click that link?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Eddie Teach

#21
October 10, 2012, 05:29:04 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 10, 2012, 04:01:04 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2012, 10:02:47 AM
Hopefully they clean him out good enough so roaches don't boil out of him during the funeral from the eggs hatching and heating their way through his corpse. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8
Why would I ever want to click that link?

Because Wags dared you to. And now so do I.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Darth Wagtaros

#22
October 10, 2012, 06:07:06 AM
He won't.  He is afraid.
PDH!

Caliga

#23
October 10, 2012, 07:04:16 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 10, 2012, 04:01:04 AM
Why would I ever want to click that link?
:huh: It's no big deal.
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Darth Wagtaros

#24
October 10, 2012, 08:02:26 AM
It was a good movie.
PDH!

garbon

#25
October 10, 2012, 08:12:19 AM
I don't know what it was but I was traumatized early on by a movie that involves someone in bed and hordes of roaches rush in.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

#26
October 10, 2012, 08:27:05 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 10, 2012, 08:12:19 AM
I don't know what it was but I was traumatized early on by a movie that involves someone in bed and hordes of roaches rush in.

... and you moved to New York?  :hmm:

:P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

#27
October 10, 2012, 08:33:26 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2012, 08:27:05 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 10, 2012, 08:12:19 AM
I don't know what it was but I was traumatized early on by a movie that involves someone in bed and hordes of roaches rush in.

... and you moved to New York?  :hmm:

:P

More than two decades have now passed and I've recovered. :P
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Caliga

#28
October 10, 2012, 03:04:57 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 10, 2012, 08:02:26 AM
It was a good movie.
I didn't understand it.
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Darth Wagtaros

#29
October 10, 2012, 03:19:29 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 10, 2012, 03:04:57 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 10, 2012, 08:02:26 AM
It was a good movie.
I didn't understand it.
What's so hard to understand about someone in the future with a shaky camera arm sending images back via tachyons to sleeping scientists about them opening a cannister of sinister fluid that is the son of the anti-god as a prelude to the end of the world?
PDH!
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