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Title: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2012, 11:03:48 PM
Nifty little analyzer for shits and giggles--

http://iwl.me/

QuoteCheck which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers.


I dropped in three samples--got one Corey Doctorow, and two William Gibsons.  Go fig.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: katmai on June 02, 2012, 11:11:06 PM
Pfft stupid program, when I input Hunter S. Thompson excerpt told me it was written like JD Salinger. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2012, 11:12:16 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 02, 2012, 11:11:06 PM
Pfft stupid program, when I input Hunter S. Thompson excerpt told me it was written like JD Salinger. :rolleyes:

lol
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: garbon on June 02, 2012, 11:12:23 PM
In the same spirit, I dropped 3 pieces.  James Joyce x2 and 1 Chuck Palahniuk.  :hmm:
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on June 02, 2012, 11:15:25 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2012, 11:03:48 PM
I dropped in three samples--got one Corey Doctorow, and two William Gibsons.  Go fig.

:hmm:

2x Corey Doctorow, 1x William Gibson here.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: Josquius on June 02, 2012, 11:16:28 PM
David Foster Wallace 1 and Kurt Vonnegut 1. The only sizable written stuff I have to hand.

I remember seeing this a while ago and somebody looked into its methodology...it is indeed pretty crappy. Never guesses authors are themselves.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: Jaron on June 02, 2012, 11:17:13 PM
I got the Cory Doctorow :/

I put another one and I got H.P. Lovecraft. I think I write more along the lines of CdM meets bmolsson.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2012, 11:17:32 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on June 02, 2012, 11:15:25 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2012, 11:03:48 PM
I dropped in three samples--got one Corey Doctorow, and two William Gibsons.  Go fig.

:hmm:

2x Corey Doctorow, 1x William Gibson here.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_cIEJkD82e60%2FTKUq2M0wGeI%2FAAAAAAAAD8o%2FjC2I2fK6E5M%2Fs1600%2FAkbar-and-Jeff.jpg&hash=8f08052493d02ce0d333323318f9b8ff08b52f44)
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2012, 11:18:36 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 02, 2012, 11:16:28 PM
David Foster Wallace

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1. :bleeding:
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: garbon on June 02, 2012, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 02, 2012, 11:16:28 PM
Never guesses authors are themselves.

Ulysses text came out - James Joyce
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: Syt on June 02, 2012, 11:20:15 PM
It said a dieselpunk story of mine is William Gibson, a fantasy story is William Shakespeare and another fantasy story is Anne Rice. :unsure:
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: garbon on June 02, 2012, 11:20:45 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 02, 2012, 11:20:15 PM
another fantasy story is Anne Rice. :unsure:

:D
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: Ideologue on June 02, 2012, 11:21:18 PM
First try, Arthur Clarke.  YES.

Second try, Stephen King.  MEH.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: katmai on June 02, 2012, 11:22:20 PM
And i don't have anything to input as all my stuff is in script form :nerd:
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: garbon on June 02, 2012, 11:23:00 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 02, 2012, 11:22:20 PM
And i don't have anything to input as all my stuff is in script form :nerd:

I have part of a script. Not surprisingly it involves a bitchy woman.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2012, 11:24:27 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 02, 2012, 11:22:20 PM
And i don't have anything to input as all my stuff is in script form :nerd:

That's OK, I had to retype my stuff into it direct, because I use a manual typewriter.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: Ideologue on June 02, 2012, 11:38:34 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2012, 11:24:27 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 02, 2012, 11:22:20 PM
And i don't have anything to input as all my stuff is in script form :nerd:

That's OK, I had to retype my stuff into it direct, because I use a manual typewriter.

Oh God.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: Tonitrus on June 02, 2012, 11:40:50 PM
Having nothing of my own, I used three blog posts of an old crush.

She came up with H.P Lovecraft, Dan Brown, and Douglas Adams.

Not sure if I dodged a bullet there, or not.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2012, 11:46:23 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 02, 2012, 11:38:34 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2012, 11:24:27 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 02, 2012, 11:22:20 PM
And i don't have anything to input as all my stuff is in script form :nerd:

That's OK, I had to retype my stuff into it direct, because I use a manual typewriter.

Oh God.

Fuck you.  :P  Helps me focus.  Can't write on the computer, or I'm logging into WoW or EVE or porn the moment I have a brain fart for 3 minutes.
Never lost so much as a single sentence to a hard drive crash or power fail or any other electronic bullshit, either.

Besides, I love my typewriters.  Beautiful machinery.  My Olympia SM3 pops like an MG-42.  West Germans knew how to make their shit last.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: Syt on June 02, 2012, 11:55:16 PM
Or you could just have an old laptop without games or entertainment whatsoever as writing tool and backup your data to a USB stick.

Though I love the charm of mechanical typewriters myself. I prefer writing by hand, though.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 03, 2012, 12:08:40 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 02, 2012, 11:55:16 PM
Or you could just have an old laptop without games or entertainment whatsoever as writing tool and backup your data to a USB stick.

Meh, tried that before.  I simply don't trust any of it. I'll take my chances on the elements.

QuoteThough I love the charm of mechanical typewriters myself. I prefer writing by hand, though.

Depending on how good the flow is, sometimes I'll longhand first, and redraft and first edit on the typewriter on the fly--the best thing about a typewriter is no delete button, I hate deleting something I could conceivably use elsewhere, every word and sentence is sacred, blah blah blah--so I'll edit or cross out on the platen directly, which is why I usually type with a pencil in my mouth.  With all the lines, arrows, circles, comments and scribbles, nobody can read that shit except me.

It's a little labor intensive, but it's what I do.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: FunkMonk on June 03, 2012, 01:44:01 AM
Got Gertrude Stein, Arthur C. Clarke, and Chuck Palahniuk.

Stein and Palahniuk were short stories I wrote years ago and Clarke was an essay I had to write for English class.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 03, 2012, 03:46:35 AM
The Raven- HP Lovecraft
Macbeth Act 1- James Joyce
Green Eggs and Ham- James Joyce


Haven't written squat in years.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: mongers on June 03, 2012, 08:18:01 AM
Jane Austen.

:blink:
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on June 03, 2012, 08:29:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2012, 11:18:36 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 02, 2012, 11:16:28 PM
David Foster Wallace

:bleeding:1











1. :bleeding:
Same here. No idea who this one is.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: Warspite on June 03, 2012, 08:36:48 AM
William Shakespeare.  :bowler:
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 03, 2012, 08:56:48 AM
Quote from: mongers on June 03, 2012, 08:18:01 AM
Jane Austen.

:blink:

I can see it.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 03, 2012, 08:57:18 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on June 03, 2012, 08:29:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2012, 11:18:36 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 02, 2012, 11:16:28 PM
David Foster Wallace

:bleeding:1













1. :bleeding:
Same here. No idea who this one is.


Whoosh.   :lol:
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: PDH on June 03, 2012, 08:57:41 AM
The first chapter of my thesis - it said I wrote like Defoe.
Title: Re: I Write Like...LOLWUT?
Post by: DontSayBanana on June 03, 2012, 09:46:20 AM
Arthur C. Clarke. :D