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Title: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on May 31, 2012, 07:43:50 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html?1338492448 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html?1338492448)


QuoteIn yet another horrifying incident of human flesh-eating this week, a student in Maryland allegedly admitted to devouring his roommate's brain and heart.
Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Morgan State University student, admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, who was reported missing last Friday, cops told the Baltimore Sun. (http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/harford/bs-md-ha-dismemberment-follow-20120531,0,4066697.story)
Kinyua's father called police late Tuesday night when Kinyua's brother reportedly found human remains -- a head and two hands -- in a metal tin in the basement. The brother and father left the room for a short time, but when they came back, the body parts had been moved and Kinyua was washing out the tin, the paper reported.
Officers searched the house and arrested Kinyua. The man allegedly confessed a shocking revelation: not only had he killed Agyei-Kodie by cutting him up with a knife and then dismembered him, he ingested parts of the victim's brain and all of his heart. He then allegedly dropped most of the remains in a Dumpster behind a church in Joppatowne.
It's yet unclear what Kinyua's motive may have been, but he was charged with first-degree murder on Wednesday. In another incident on May 20, he was charged with first-degree assault when he allegedly beat a fellow student randomly with a baseball bat and then fled into the woods.
The gruesome case comes on the heels of a similar attack in Miami on Saturday, in which Rudy Eugene, 31, was killed by cops while in the process of chewing off most of a homeless man's face (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/new-face-eating-attack-video-miami-rudy-eugene-18-minutes_n_1555653.html?ref=miami).
Ronald Poppo, 65, is alive, but the bizarre flesh-eating attack left doctors with a literal puzzle in how to put his face back together. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/ronald-poppo-facial-reconstruction-miami-attack-victim_n_1556843.html?ref=miami)
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 31, 2012, 07:46:02 PM
Yeah, first they were reporting it as just your average, run-of-the-mill murder and dismemberment case;  these latest details broke not too long ago.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Neil on May 31, 2012, 07:51:49 PM
Isn't this just some sort of tribal African nonsense?  Look at the names.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Caliga on May 31, 2012, 07:59:49 PM
That's what I was thinking.  Ooga booga me no care-a :)
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Jaron on May 31, 2012, 08:30:19 PM
These are hard times, but maybe in light of these events we should bring back Jim Crow? It seems blacks have developed a taste for dark flesh. I wonder if my theory about civilization in blacks being a temporary thing that cannot be maintained is finally showing itself to be true.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: garbon on May 31, 2012, 09:06:33 PM
Quote from: Jaron on May 31, 2012, 08:30:19 PM
These are hard times, but maybe in light of these events we should bring back Jim Crow? It seems blacks have developed a taste for dark flesh. I wonder if my theory about civilization in blacks being a temporary thing that cannot be maintained is finally showing itself to be true.

You've a lot of flesh boo but given your advanced age, your meat is probably gamey. :yuk:
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2012, 09:10:28 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 31, 2012, 07:51:49 PM
Isn't this just some sort of tribal African nonsense?  Look at the names.

Let's hope it doesn't spread to the NFL.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 31, 2012, 09:34:55 PM
What the hell, this is like the third one this week isn't it?
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: DGuller on May 31, 2012, 10:53:27 PM
So, do Republicans here still think that food stamps are a bad idea?
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Jaron on May 31, 2012, 11:32:21 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 31, 2012, 09:06:33 PM
Quote from: Jaron on May 31, 2012, 08:30:19 PM
These are hard times, but maybe in light of these events we should bring back Jim Crow? It seems blacks have developed a taste for dark flesh. I wonder if my theory about civilization in blacks being a temporary thing that cannot be maintained is finally showing itself to be true.

You've a lot of flesh boo but given your advanced age, your meat is probably gamey. :yuk:

I bit my lip last week.

The taste was so gamey I threw up in my mouth..

Oh sorry, garbon. I meant my mouf.

:yuk:
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Lettow77 on June 01, 2012, 12:24:39 AM
Quote from: Jaron on May 31, 2012, 08:30:19 PM
These are hard times, but maybe in light of these events we should bring back Jim Crow? It seems blacks have developed a taste for dark flesh. I wonder if my theory about civilization in blacks being a temporary thing that cannot be maintained is finally showing itself to be true.

http://www.eurweb.com/2012/01/homeless-connecticut-man-eats-eye-and-brain-of-man-offering-help/

Indeed- these are more dangerous than mere african natives, for they are not wild but feral.

Fear the negro who, once knowing docility, has gone savage- he no longer fears fire.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Sheilbh on June 01, 2012, 04:27:31 AM
I always find it strange that cannibals always go for offal :mellow:
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: The Brain on June 01, 2012, 04:30:19 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 01, 2012, 04:27:31 AM
I always find it strange that cannibals always go for offal :mellow:

:hmm:
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Legbiter on June 01, 2012, 04:56:29 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 01, 2012, 04:27:31 AM
I always find it strange that cannibals always go for offal :mellow:

What's not to like? It's full of thiamin, folate, selenium, phosphorus, zinc, CoQ10 and several of the B vitamins. Plus all the good protein and fat (in the brain).

Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Sheilbh on June 01, 2012, 05:18:46 AM
Oh I'm a massive fan of offal, it just always strikes me as bizarre that no-one ever goes for a person-steak.  It's always straight to the sweetbreads.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 01, 2012, 05:31:22 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 01, 2012, 05:18:46 AM
Oh I'm a massive fan of offal, it just always strikes me as bizarre that no-one ever goes for a person-steak.  It's always straight to the sweetbreads.

:lol:  Nobody spends time on ribs.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 01, 2012, 06:12:20 AM
It's a Kenyan Konspiracy :ph34r:

QuoteMorgan student charged in dismemberment of man left disturbing online trail

Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Morgan State University student, has been charged in the killing and dismemberment in Harford County of a 37-year-old man, and while not much was immediately known about the circumstances of the crime, Kinyua's online trail points to a troubled young man.

Just five days ago on a Kenyan website, a post from his parents showed that he had been arrested following what they described as a fight in his dormitory room:

"Our son, Alexander Kimanthi Kinyua, was arrested on Saturday, May 19th, for being involved in a fight in his dormitory room at Morgan State University. The charge against him is "1st Degree Assault and Excessive Endangerment of Life". His bail has been set for US $220,000.00. In order to get him the best defense possible, we need to secure an attorney who will take his case and leave no stone unturned."

Court records on the state's Judiciary Case Search web site confirm the charges, and show Kinyua, who appears to have no prior record, was able to post bond on May 23rd and was released. Kinyua's address is listed in the 500 block of Terrapin Terrace in Joppa, the same listed as the address for the slaying victim, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei- Kodie.

The connection between the two men was not known Wednesday night. Late Wednesday, a man who answered a phone at the number listed told The Sun's Kevin Rector that his parents, Antony and Beatrice Kinyua, were "resting," and that the family did not wish to speak to the media without an attorney present.

In the days prior to the arrest, he had posted several strange messages on his Facebook page, in all capital letters. In two of the posts, he uploaded "QR Codes," those bar code images that lead you to a web page when you hover a smart phone over them. They both led to the following message:

"PROJECT CRACK CODE COUNTERING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE HUMAN FAMILY SPREAD THE MESSAGE OF CREATION SUPPORT CRACK TEAM STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFORMATION ON SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN FAMILY." "WHAT STRATEGY & METHODS TO COUNTER THE DESTRUCTION (CO-DE) OF THE BLACK FAMILY???" he asked in an accompanying message. "ALL IDEAS, SUGGESTIONS, COMMENTS, ETC. WILL BE APPRECIATED FOR PROJECT CRACK THE CODE."

In another, he wrote about campus shootings and "death cults":

"HEAR ME OUT HBCU'ERS: ARE YOU STRONG ENOUGH TO ENDURE RITUAL HBCU MASS HUMAN SACRIFICES AROUND THE COUNTRY AND STILL BE ABLE TO FUNCTION AS HUMAN BEINGS? IT'S BEEN ALL TOO TRAGIC WITH THE DUAL UNIVERSITY SHOOTINGS AT VIRGINIA TECH, AND OTHER PAST UNIVERSITY KILLINGS ACROSS THE COUNTRY. NOW FOR A TWIST: ETHNIC CLEANSING IS THE POLICY, STRATEGY AND TACTICS THAT WILL AFFECT YOU, DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY IN THE COMING MONTHS. THIS IS THE BRUTAL BASIS, AN EVIL & TERRIFYING METHOD OF THIS DEATH CULTS."

The message ends up with a poll with no discernible connection to the statement. Another post was simply the image of the Predator from the films of the same name. His profile picture is an image of Richard Ansdell's 1861 painting, "The Hunted Slaves," showing two runaway slaves facing dogs that have been set on them.

Prior to that, Kinyua appeared to be a happy college student. Photo galleries tagged by Kinyua show him smiling and having fun in September 2011 at a campus student organization event, where he shows off a jacket for the National Society of Pershing Rifles, which according to its website is a fraternity for students in Reserve Office Training Corps programs.

Charging documents in the case are expected to be made public Thursday.
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Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on June 01, 2012, 06:54:45 AM
The Time Cube guy is branching out and taking international acolytes?
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Solmyr on June 01, 2012, 07:12:48 AM
If Africans all ate each other, there's be a lot fewer problems.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Neil on June 01, 2012, 08:09:06 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 01, 2012, 06:12:20 AM
It's a Kenyan Konspiracy :ph34r:
I wonder if Obama is involved?
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 03, 2012, 06:46:13 AM
Nobody beats the Baltimore Sun for cutting-edge, insightful headlines--

QuoteMd. cannibalism case raises questions about troubled college students
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 03, 2012, 07:06:54 AM
Quote from: DGuller on May 31, 2012, 10:53:27 PM
So, do Republicans here still think that food stamps are a bad idea?

:lol:
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 03, 2012, 11:17:50 PM
Sweet Christ!  :blink:
http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/mother-beheaded-infant-son-and-ate-part-of-his-brain-2012-06-04-1.460996

QuoteMother beheaded infant son and ate part of his brain
Charged with murder and is being held on $1 million bail
By

    * AP

Published Monday, June 04, 2012

San Antonio police say a woman accused of beheading her 3-week-old infant son used a knife and two swords in the attack and ate some of the child's body parts.

San Antonio Police Chief William McManus told reporters Monday that Otty Sanchez's attack on her son, Scott Wesley Buchholtz-Sanchez, was "too heinous" to fully discuss.

But he says Sanchez ate part of the newborn's brain and bit off three of his toes before stabbing herself twice.

Police say the 33-year-old Sanchez told officers who were called to her house early Sunday that she killed her son at the devil's request.

Sanchez is charged with capital murder and is being held on $1 million bail. She is recovering from her wounds at a hospital.

Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 03, 2012, 11:19:46 PM
Damn.

You guys figure a 12 gauge is good for zombies?:unsure:
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Jaron on June 03, 2012, 11:26:47 PM
LOL what's with all this cannibalism?
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 03, 2012, 11:33:10 PM
Looks like I'm going to brush the rust off, to start practicing with the speed loaders.  With six, you gotta make 'em count fast.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: garbon on June 04, 2012, 09:11:26 AM
When is Obama going to addresses this developing problem? <_<
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 04, 2012, 09:13:44 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 04, 2012, 09:11:26 AM
When is Obama going to addresses this developing problem? <_<

Too many people would start bitching about how he went negative too early on Brain Capital.


:lol:  I fucking crack myself up.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: garbon on June 04, 2012, 09:16:50 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 04, 2012, 09:13:44 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 04, 2012, 09:11:26 AM
When is Obama going to addresses this developing problem? <_<

Too many people would start bitching about how he went negative too early on Brain Capital.


:lol:  I fucking crack myself up.

I guess it is good that you crack someone up though that could be the start of dementia. :hmm:
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 04, 2012, 09:21:03 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 04, 2012, 09:16:50 AM
I guess it is good that you crack someone up though that could be the start of dementia. :hmm:

Fuck you, I'm the funniest guy I know, and you can't convince me otherwise.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: garbon on June 04, 2012, 09:31:28 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 04, 2012, 09:21:03 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 04, 2012, 09:16:50 AM
I guess it is good that you crack someone up though that could be the start of dementia. :hmm:

Fuck you, I'm the funniest guy I know, and you can't convince me otherwise.

I'll pass on that offer.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 04, 2012, 09:32:14 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 04, 2012, 09:21:03 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 04, 2012, 09:16:50 AM
I guess it is good that you crack someone up though that could be the start of dementia. :hmm:

Fuck you, I'm the funniest guy I know, and you can't convince me otherwise.

The sanest too, right?
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 04, 2012, 09:34:06 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 04, 2012, 09:32:14 AM
The sanest too, right?

Well, duh.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: DGuller on June 04, 2012, 10:49:24 AM
I thought that was funny, Seedy.  :)




P.S.  I hope I can deduct the value of this statement from my taxes. :unsure:
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 04, 2012, 11:54:57 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 04, 2012, 10:49:24 AM
I thought that was funny, Seedy.  :)




P.S.  I hope I can deduct the value of this statement from my taxes. :unsure:

Depends. What do you consider the value of the statement to be?
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: DGuller on June 04, 2012, 12:26:44 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 04, 2012, 11:54:57 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 04, 2012, 10:49:24 AM
I thought that was funny, Seedy.  :)




P.S.  I hope I can deduct the value of this statement from my taxes. :unsure:

Depends. What do you consider the value of the statement to be?
It's hard to put a price on something this unique.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 04, 2012, 01:05:39 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 04, 2012, 12:26:44 PM
It's hard to put a price on something this unique.

Well, if it's > 0 you may have some trouble with the IRS if you choose to deduct it.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Jaron on June 06, 2012, 10:19:46 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/dead-boy-wakes-up-and-asks-for-water-at-own-funeral-in-brazil/story-e6frf7lf-1226386926906
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Caliga on June 07, 2012, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Jaron on June 06, 2012, 10:19:46 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/dead-boy-wakes-up-and-asks-for-water-at-own-funeral-in-brazil/story-e6frf7lf-1226386926906
:lol:

To the dad and/or tabloid:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.sodahead.com%2Fpolls%2F002388575%2F3759444506_20090909_You_Lie_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg&hash=86e863cd6543514671e85dba80c18ab46acc0b7f)
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Viking on June 07, 2012, 06:02:58 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on June 01, 2012, 04:56:29 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 01, 2012, 04:27:31 AM
I always find it strange that cannibals always go for offal :mellow:

What's not to like? It's full of thiamin, folate, selenium, phosphorus, zinc, CoQ10 and several of the B vitamins. Plus all the good protein and fat (in the brain).

That reminds me.. Fall is coming Slátur-time
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: garbon on June 07, 2012, 10:29:41 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 07, 2012, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Jaron on June 06, 2012, 10:19:46 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/dead-boy-wakes-up-and-asks-for-water-at-own-funeral-in-brazil/story-e6frf7lf-1226386926906
:lol:

To the dad and/or tabloid:
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002388575/3759444506_20090909_You_Lie_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg


I find that article to be very credible!
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Syt on June 08, 2012, 02:22:45 AM
Cracked: 4 Ways the Face-Eater Zombie Craze Proves the Media's Broken (http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-face-eater-zombie-craze-proves-medias-broken/)

QuoteThat's the Internet. A man goes crazy and attacks another man, and the Internet turns it into a zombie joke. And then online journalists turn it into a zombie conspiracy, which drives the most paranoid or bored members of the Internet to read everything they can about zombies, which is why a 5-year-old article on a comedy website becomes one of the most popular and talked about articles on the Internet for a second time.
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Tonitrus on June 21, 2012, 03:02:53 PM
http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/national/Latest-zombie-eating-attack-man-under-the-influence-gets-naked-bites-off-chunk-of-mans-arm

And....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo
Title: Re: The Cannibal Outbreak Continues
Post by: Malthus on June 21, 2012, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 21, 2012, 03:02:53 PM
http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/national/Latest-zombie-eating-attack-man-under-the-influence-gets-naked-bites-off-chunk-of-mans-arm

And....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo

Quote
Authorities say Baker went to his girlfriend's home on 25th St in Palmetto to visit his kids at 10:15 p.m. They say he was high on an unknown substance when he knocked on the door, then barged in, began yelling and taking off his clothes.

He was screaming and wouldn't calm down, then began throwing furniture around the home.

Jeffery Blake, who lives in the home, attempted to restrain Baker, but the suspect bit him, taking a chunk of his flesh from his bicep.

I guess his visitation rights are gonna be affected ...  :hmm: