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The Cannibal Outbreak Continues

Started by Darth Wagtaros, May 31, 2012, 07:43:50 PM

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garbon

#30
June 04, 2012, 09:31:28 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 04, 2012, 09:21:03 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 04, 2012, 09:16:50 AM
I guess it is good that you crack someone up though that could be the start of dementia. :hmm:

Fuck you, I'm the funniest guy I know, and you can't convince me otherwise.

I'll pass on that offer.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

#31
June 04, 2012, 09:32:14 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 04, 2012, 09:21:03 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 04, 2012, 09:16:50 AM
I guess it is good that you crack someone up though that could be the start of dementia. :hmm:

Fuck you, I'm the funniest guy I know, and you can't convince me otherwise.

The sanest too, right?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

#32
June 04, 2012, 09:34:06 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 04, 2012, 09:32:14 AM
The sanest too, right?

Well, duh.  :rolleyes:

DGuller

#33
June 04, 2012, 10:49:24 AM
I thought that was funny, Seedy.  :)




P.S.  I hope I can deduct the value of this statement from my taxes. :unsure:

Eddie Teach

#34
June 04, 2012, 11:54:57 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 04, 2012, 10:49:24 AM
I thought that was funny, Seedy.  :)




P.S.  I hope I can deduct the value of this statement from my taxes. :unsure:

Depends. What do you consider the value of the statement to be?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

DGuller

#35
June 04, 2012, 12:26:44 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 04, 2012, 11:54:57 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 04, 2012, 10:49:24 AM
I thought that was funny, Seedy.  :)




P.S.  I hope I can deduct the value of this statement from my taxes. :unsure:

Depends. What do you consider the value of the statement to be?
It's hard to put a price on something this unique.

Eddie Teach

#36
June 04, 2012, 01:05:39 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 04, 2012, 12:26:44 PM
It's hard to put a price on something this unique.

Well, if it's > 0 you may have some trouble with the IRS if you choose to deduct it.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Jaron

#37
June 06, 2012, 10:19:46 PM
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Caliga

#38
June 07, 2012, 05:43:39 AM
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

Viking

#39
June 07, 2012, 06:02:58 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on June 01, 2012, 04:56:29 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 01, 2012, 04:27:31 AM
I always find it strange that cannibals always go for offal :mellow:

What's not to like? It's full of thiamin, folate, selenium, phosphorus, zinc, CoQ10 and several of the B vitamins. Plus all the good protein and fat (in the brain).

That reminds me.. Fall is coming Slátur-time
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

garbon

#40
June 07, 2012, 10:29:41 AM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Syt

#41
June 08, 2012, 02:22:45 AM Last Edit: June 08, 2012, 02:24:31 AM by Syt
Cracked: 4 Ways the Face-Eater Zombie Craze Proves the Media's Broken

QuoteThat's the Internet. A man goes crazy and attacks another man, and the Internet turns it into a zombie joke. And then online journalists turn it into a zombie conspiracy, which drives the most paranoid or bored members of the Internet to read everything they can about zombies, which is why a 5-year-old article on a comedy website becomes one of the most popular and talked about articles on the Internet for a second time.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Malthus

#43
June 21, 2012, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 21, 2012, 03:02:53 PM
http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/national/Latest-zombie-eating-attack-man-under-the-influence-gets-naked-bites-off-chunk-of-mans-arm

And....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo

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Authorities say Baker went to his girlfriend's home on 25th St in Palmetto to visit his kids at 10:15 p.m. They say he was high on an unknown substance when he knocked on the door, then barged in, began yelling and taking off his clothes.

He was screaming and wouldn't calm down, then began throwing furniture around the home.

Jeffery Blake, who lives in the home, attempted to restrain Baker, but the suspect bit him, taking a chunk of his flesh from his bicep.

I guess his visitation rights are gonna be affected ...  :hmm:

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius
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