Just cuz it'd warm my heart.
Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 12:27:28 PM
Just cuz it'd warm my heart.
Meanwhile I have discovered your license plate.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Ffail-owned-v-plate-fail.jpg&hash=269773a6db6856486a3da39c00af61d6abc56b91)
no YOU burn in hell, garbo. :mad:
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 12:29:39 PM
Meanwhile I have discovered your license plate.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Ffail-owned-v-plate-fail.jpg&hash=269773a6db6856486a3da39c00af61d6abc56b91)
I have trouble imagining that a "[c]um lord" would drive a PT Cruiser. :lol:
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 12:29:39 PM
Meanwhile I have discovered your license plate.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Ffail-owned-v-plate-fail.jpg&hash=269773a6db6856486a3da39c00af61d6abc56b91)
It would never ever drive a PT Loser. :angry:
To be fair, you're both already in hells of sorts. Garbon is surrounded by gays, while Caliga is in the South.
@ garbo, not Neil :mad:
:lol: :hug:
Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 12:33:19 PM
It would never ever drive a PT Loser. :angry:
:lol:
:hug:
Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 12:33:19 PM
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 12:29:39 PM
Meanwhile I have discovered your license plate.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Ffail-owned-v-plate-fail.jpg&hash=269773a6db6856486a3da39c00af61d6abc56b91)
It would never ever drive a PT Loser. :angry:
You've finally become so detached that you've started referring to yourself as an object? And in the the third person, no less. One would think that 'this' would be more natural than 'it'.
Quote from: Neil on May 05, 2009, 12:36:08 PM
You've finally become so detached that you've started referring to yourself as an object? And in the the third person, no less. One would think that 'this' would be more natural than 'it'.
I thought we were talking about the c*mlord. :(
Quote from: Caliga on May 05, 2009, 12:33:18 PM
I have trouble imagining that a "[c]um lord" would drive a PT Cruiser. :lol:
I find it strange, though, that CA accepts that plate, while a CO woman couldn't get her ILVTOFU plate (I love tofu).
California > Colorado :rolleyes:
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 12:40:14 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 05, 2009, 12:33:18 PM
I have trouble imagining that a "[c]um lord" would drive a PT Cruiser. :lol:
I find it strange, though, that CA accepts that plate, while a CO woman couldn't get her ILVTOFU plate (I love tofu).
No wonder. Tofu is awful stuff.
Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 12:38:43 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 05, 2009, 12:36:08 PM
You've finally become so detached that you've started referring to yourself as an object? And in the the third person, no less. One would think that 'this' would be more natural than 'it'.
I thought we were talking about the c*mlord. :(
"It does not talk. It puts the lotion on its skin ..."
Quote from: Malthus on May 05, 2009, 12:43:03 PM
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 12:40:14 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 05, 2009, 12:33:18 PM
I have trouble imagining that a "[c]um lord" would drive a PT Cruiser. :lol:
I find it strange, though, that CA accepts that plate, while a CO woman couldn't get her ILVTOFU plate (I love tofu).
No wonder. Tofu is awful stuff.
A few Jap places here work miracles with it. Tofu steak, though: no way!
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 12:48:00 PM
:unsure:
Well when you say "a few" that gives the impression that at most places, most times, tofu is vile. :(
Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 12:49:54 PM
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 12:48:00 PM
:unsure:
Well when you say "a few" that gives the impression that at most places, most times, tofu is vile. :(
That would be correct, yes.
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 12:51:02 PM
That would be correct, yes.
Tofu is one of my favorite foods!
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_SLwF2NYKKSE%2FR56p81QG9iI%2FAAAAAAAAAEs%2F_SrvdmgkzWY%2Fs400%2FAgedashiTofu.jpg&hash=00ebec4d2147ae4a7f0a77ae16df4ce7cc386edd)
:mmm:
Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 01:02:04 PM
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 12:51:02 PM
That would be correct, yes.
Tofu is one of my favorite foods!
I'm entertaining the thought that it depends on preparation, which is why it's great in some places and sucks at others.
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 01:04:13 PM
I'm entertaining the thought that it depends on preparation, which is why it's great in some places and sucks at others.
Well yes. Tofu is all about how it is cooked and the seasonings/sauces used. Bland tofu = :x
Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 01:02:04 PM
Tofu is one of my favorite foods!
May the wheels fall off your tofu!
You should apply for that ILVTOFU plate, garbs :)
Quote from: PDH on May 05, 2009, 01:05:53 PM
May the wheels fall off your tofu!
Good. I don't want tired on my tofu. :x
Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 01:11:38 PM
Good. I don't want tired on my tofu. :x
:unsure:
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 01:08:47 PM
You should apply for that ILVTOFU plate, garbs :)
Nein, a) I already know my current license plate, b) I don't need my car to stand out/annoy people (I don't have anything on my car saying that I went to Stanford or any bumper stickers for that reason - although also bumper stickers are gross!), and c) I don't need to be more San Franciscan. :Embarrass:
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 01:12:14 PM
:unsure:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc08.deviantart.com%2Ffs8%2Fi%2F2005%2F283%2F5%2F5%2Ftired_food_by_Trueblood.jpg&hash=8182a57ba6ca26598d29697bb1c52c966eabfd06)
Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 01:13:55 PM
although also bumper stickers are gross!
I once saw a car with only one bumper sticker: "All bumper stickers suck!"
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 01:15:35 PM
I once saw a car with only one bumper sticker: "All bumper stickers suck!"
Which is stupid as it would only serve to annoy people. No need to go out of your way to annoy people on the road (or in SF - annoy bicyclists).
The way Tofu is manufactured it makes slaugther houses an heaven look alike.
How so?
Ban tofu processing! Free the curds!
Tofu is good in a few dishes, like in fried noodles, or in soup. Tofu on it's own is not good. I ate some kind of Tofu sandwich a few weeks ago and it was awful.
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 05, 2009, 02:13:09 PM
Tofu is good in a few dishes, like in fried noodles, or in soup. Tofu on it's own is not good. I ate some kind of Tofu sandwich a few weeks ago and it was awful.
I was pre-cooking some tofu for a stirfry, the other day, so that it would be nice and cripsy. I ended up just eating all the tofu by itself and skipped the stirfry. :blush:
Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 01:40:10 PM
How so?
http://www.vidly.net/video-how-its-made-tofu.html (http://www.vidly.net/video-how-its-made-tofu.html)
:x
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 05, 2009, 03:09:51 PM
http://www.vidly.net/video-how-its-made-tofu.html (http://www.vidly.net/video-how-its-made-tofu.html)
:x
What was I supposed to be looking for in that vid?
Woohoo, I started a new Languish fad!
So many worthless posts in this thread...
Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 07:17:57 PM
So many worthless posts in this thread...
Don't worry; none are as worthless as yours.
But at least I am HOTT.
Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 10:31:12 PM
But at least I am HOTT.
Nah, and I'm generally pretty forgiving in that way.
Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 10:32:26 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 10:31:12 PM
But at least I am HOTT.
Nah, and I'm generally pretty forgiving in that way.
Lier. You would love my dingin in your butterhole.
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 01:04:13 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 01:02:04 PM
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 12:51:02 PM
That would be correct, yes.
Tofu is one of my favorite foods!
I'm entertaining the thought that it depends on preparation, which is why it's great in some places and sucks at others.
Well that can be said of pretty much anything capable of being eaten, and as such in itself does not debunk the claim that tofu sucks.
Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 10:35:00 PM
Lier. You would love my dingin in your butterhole.
I'd rather you take back such odious language.
Quote from: garbon on May 06, 2009, 01:21:56 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 10:35:00 PM
Lier. You would love my dingin in your butterhole.
I'd rather you take back such odious language.
Ok, I take it back.
Do you still love me?
Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 10:35:00 PM
Lier. You would love my dingin in your butterhole.
Is that kosher?
Hey Cal, the Sunoco down the street installed new pumps with televisions in them. You should bring the family to watch the game, it's like your perfect version of the ESPN Zone.
Does it serve B&G and fried taters? If not, NO DEAL. :mad:
Quote from: Caliga on May 06, 2009, 06:49:23 AM
Does it serve B&G and fried taters? If not, NO DEAL. :mad:
They just put in lotto stuff, so you play Keno waiting for the dogs to cook while the niggers ravage the scratch-offs.
:lmfao: I don't gamble. I already give the gubmint enough money as it is. :mad:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2009, 05:29:34 AM
Hey Cal, the Sunoco down the street installed new pumps with televisions in them. You should bring the family to watch the game, it's like your perfect version of the ESPN Zone.
Dinner and a movie. :P
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2009, 05:31:49 PM
They just put in lotto stuff, so you play Keno waiting for the dogs to cook while the niggers ravage the scratch-offs.
How does one play keno?
Quote from: garbon on May 06, 2009, 11:35:02 PM
How does one play keno?
You pick 10 numbers between 1 and 80, the house picks 20 numbers (electronically or mechanically), the number of matches determines payout. Pay schedules vary.
Quote from: ulmont on May 07, 2009, 08:44:10 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 06, 2009, 11:35:02 PM
How does one play keno?
You pick 20 numbers between 1 and 80, the house picks 20 numbers (electronically or mechanically), the number of matches determines payout. Pay schedules vary.
Kinda like the sort of lotteries that let you pick numbers then?
Quote from: Syt on May 07, 2009, 08:50:50 AM
Kinda like the sort of lotteries that let you pick numbers then?
Pretty much. Just better odds.
Quote from: Syt on May 07, 2009, 08:50:50 AM
Kinda like the sort of lotteries that let you pick numbers then?
Yes, except that the payouts are typically much lower and the games are played much faster (Maryland Keno draws every 4 minutes).
http://www.mdlottery.com/h2p_keno.html