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Burn in hell, Caliga

Started by garbon, May 05, 2009, 12:27:28 PM

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dps

Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 07:17:57 PM
So many worthless posts in this thread...



Don't worry;  none are as worthless as yours.

Siege



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


garbon

Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 10:31:12 PM
But at least I am HOTT.



Nah, and I'm generally pretty forgiving in that way.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Siege

Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 10:32:26 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 10:31:12 PM
But at least I am HOTT.



Nah, and I'm generally pretty forgiving in that way.

Lier. You would love my dingin in your butterhole.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Martinus

Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 01:04:13 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 05, 2009, 01:02:04 PM
Quote from: Syt on May 05, 2009, 12:51:02 PM
That would be correct, yes.

Tofu is one of my favorite foods!

I'm entertaining the thought that it depends on preparation, which is why it's great in some places and sucks at others.
Well that can be said of pretty much anything capable of being eaten, and as such in itself does not debunk the claim that tofu sucks.

garbon

Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 10:35:00 PM
Lier. You would love my dingin in your butterhole.

I'd rather you take back such odious language.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Siege

Quote from: garbon on May 06, 2009, 01:21:56 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 10:35:00 PM
Lier. You would love my dingin in your butterhole.

I'd rather you take back such odious language.

Ok, I take it back.

Do you still love me?



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


citizen k

Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 10:35:00 PM

Lier. You would love my dingin in your butterhole.

Is that kosher?

CountDeMoney

Hey Cal, the Sunoco down the street installed new pumps with televisions in them.  You should bring the family to watch the game, it's like your perfect version of the ESPN Zone.

Caliga

Does it serve B&G and fried taters?  If not, NO DEAL.  :mad:
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Caliga on May 06, 2009, 06:49:23 AM
Does it serve B&G and fried taters?  If not, NO DEAL.  :mad:

They just put in lotto stuff, so you play Keno waiting for the dogs to cook while the niggers ravage the scratch-offs.

Caliga

 :lmfao: I don't gamble.  I already give the gubmint enough money as it is.  :mad:
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DontSayBanana

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2009, 05:29:34 AM
Hey Cal, the Sunoco down the street installed new pumps with televisions in them.  You should bring the family to watch the game, it's like your perfect version of the ESPN Zone.
Dinner and a movie. :P
Experience bij!

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2009, 05:31:49 PM
They just put in lotto stuff, so you play Keno waiting for the dogs to cook while the niggers ravage the scratch-offs.

How does one play keno?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

ulmont

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Quote from: garbon on May 06, 2009, 11:35:02 PM
How does one play keno?

You pick 10 numbers between 1 and 80, the house picks 20 numbers (electronically or mechanically), the number of matches determines payout.  Pay schedules vary.