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Title: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2012, 08:08:16 PM
Hmm...I don't eat hot dogs, but I do eat a lot of sausage. :unsure:

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/13/10671418-sausage-industry-blasts-hot-dogs-cause-butt-cancer-ad-in-chicago

QuoteSausage industry blasts 'Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer' ad in Chicago

By M. Alex Johnson, msnbc.com

A billboard is bluntly telling Chicagoans that hot dogs cause "butt cancer" — and the hot dog industry is not amused.

The billboard is one of a series of ads being put up in major cities by the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, or PCRM, urging people to stop eating hot dogs, which it says are a leading cause of colon and other cancers.

The National Hot Dog & Sausage Council — which you can find at the wonderful URL hot-dog.org — reacted immediately to the billboard, which went up recently on the Eisenhower Expressway.

Calling the ad "outrageous" and "inflammatory," the trade group dismissed the PCRM as a "pseudo-medical animal rights group" bent on turning all Americans into vegans.

The PCRM has put up similar billboards in other cities, like this one in Miami:
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and this one in Indianapolis:
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But Janet Riley, president of the hot dog council, said in a statement that hot dogs are "part of a healthy, balanced diet" and said the PCRM ads "are an effort to seek attention for their animal rights cause."

The PCRM — a nonprofit group based in Washington whose membership includes thousands of physicians, dietitians and nutritionists — does advocate for elimination of food industry practices that it contends are cruel to animals, and it does endorse a vegetarian diet. It says its opposition to meat isn't political but is instead based on a decade of research that it says show that processed meats are a leading cause of diabetes and heart disease.

Just this week, the Harvard School of Public Health published the results of a 28-year survey tracking the diet and health of 122,000 medical professionals, which indicated that eating a daily serving of red meat increased the risk of early death by 13 percent, NBC News' Robert Bazell reported.

But in her written statement, Riley urged consumers to check with "your doctor, dietician [sic] or the U.S. Dietary Guidelines," not the PCRM, for their dietary advice.

"You can be assured that they will tell you that a healthy diet can include processed meats like hot dogs alongside your vegetables, grains and dairy," she said.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:09:00 PM
 :mad:
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on March 13, 2012, 08:10:57 PM
They are revolting in any case.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:13:20 PM
I had mung beans, spinach, and rice for dinner. :)

But now I want a damn hot dog. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: garbon on March 13, 2012, 08:17:57 PM
Who goes around worried about butt cancer?
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Ed Anger on March 13, 2012, 08:18:41 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:13:20 PM


But now I want a damn hot dog. :rolleyes:

One day I had a craving, so I bought a Speedway gas station hotdog. MY STOMACH.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:21:19 PM
Even I know better than that. :console:
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: garbon on March 13, 2012, 08:21:24 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 13, 2012, 08:18:41 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:13:20 PM


But now I want a damn hot dog. :rolleyes:

One day I had a craving, so I bought a Speedway gas station hotdog. MY STOMACH.

I don't understand anything in your post.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Ed Anger on March 13, 2012, 08:24:27 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:21:19 PM
Even I know better than that. :console:

Let us not mention the 2 for 2.22 slices of pizza there.  :blush:
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 13, 2012, 08:27:25 PM
You know who has surprisingly decent dogs?  7-11.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: mongers on March 13, 2012, 08:28:42 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2012, 08:08:16 PM
Hmm...I don't eat hot dogs, but I do eat a lot of sausage. :unsure:

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/13/10671418-sausage-industry-blasts-hot-dogs-cause-butt-cancer-ad-in-chicago

QuoteSausage industry blasts 'Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer' ad in Chicago
.......


No shit.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:29:51 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 13, 2012, 08:27:25 PM
You know who has surprisingly decent dogs?  7-11.
We don't have 7-11s here, but I seem to recall from my time in Philly that you are correct.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2012, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:29:51 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 13, 2012, 08:27:25 PM
You know who has surprisingly decent dogs?  7-11.
We don't have 7-11s here, but I seem to recall from my time in Philly that you are correct.
7-11 is all over Korea.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
We have a bunch of other chains, like Speedway, Super America, Thornton's, and Circle K.  But no 7-11.  I miss Slurpees. :(
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: derspiess on March 13, 2012, 08:42:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 13, 2012, 08:24:27 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:21:19 PM
Even I know better than that. :console:

Let us not mention the 2 for 2.22 slices of pizza there.  :blush:

Yikes.  First off, just about every Speedway around here is like a leper colony.  No clue what attracts so much riff-raff.  Secondly, I get a Crohn's flare-up just looking at any gas station food. 

You're a brave man.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:43:01 PM
Am I brave too? :)
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: derspiess on March 13, 2012, 08:49:24 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:43:01 PM
Am I brave too? :)

Eh-- ehm... sure, why not :hug:
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: PDH on March 13, 2012, 08:53:39 PM
Around here it is Kum-N-Go...and it should be called "Meth-N-Out"

I don't even touch the gasoline there...
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Ed Anger on March 13, 2012, 08:54:44 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 13, 2012, 08:42:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 13, 2012, 08:24:27 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:21:19 PM
Even I know better than that. :console:

Let us not mention the 2 for 2.22 slices of pizza there.  :blush:

Yikes.  First off, just about every Speedway around here is like a leper colony.  No clue what attracts so much riff-raff.  Secondly, I get a Crohn's flare-up just looking at any gas station food. 

You're a brave man.

I wanted to stick my dick in Golden Corral's Chocolate Wonderfall.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Habbaku on March 13, 2012, 08:55:21 PM
No 7-11 here, either, despite them saturating the TV with ads for it some of their stuff.   :mad:
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:56:43 PM
The king of convenience stores, despite the idiotic name, is WaWa (in the mid-Atlantic region).
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2012, 08:59:20 PM
The best name I've seen for a convienence store is shockingly from Korea, "Buy The Way"
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 09:02:05 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2012, 08:59:20 PM
The best name I've seen for a convienence store is shockingly from Korea, "Buy Tthe Way"
So Koreans can't spell either?  Cool. :cool:
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: derspiess on March 13, 2012, 09:07:50 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:56:43 PM
The king of convenience stores, despite the idiotic name, is WaWa (in the mid-Atlantic region).

Yep.  I miss WaWa and their hogies.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 09:11:34 PM
I mainly remember them for their coffee.  At that time, every other convenience store around there had horrible coffee.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: garbon on March 13, 2012, 09:13:19 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:56:43 PM
The king of convenience stores, despite the idiotic name, is WaWa (in the mid-Atlantic region).

I don't think so. I mean everyone is always so excited because of their deli food, and while nice, I'm not sure that's why one goes to a convenience store.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Tonitrus on March 13, 2012, 10:58:17 PM
Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2012, 08:53:39 PM
Around here it is Kum-N-Go...

They should franchise into Nevada.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: garbon on March 13, 2012, 11:00:02 PM
Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2012, 08:53:39 PM
Around here it is Kum-N-Go...

I took a photo. I didn't think Wyoming was so...enlightened.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Tonitrus on March 13, 2012, 11:00:33 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2012, 08:59:20 PM
The best name I've seen for a convienence store is shockingly from Korea, "Buy The Way"

I recall Japan has some 7-11s, but the big chain was Family Mart.  The Egg Dog was pretty good.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2012, 11:04:29 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 13, 2012, 11:00:33 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2012, 08:59:20 PM
The best name I've seen for a convenience store is shockingly from Korea, "Buy The Way"

I recall Japan has some 7-11s, but the big chain was Family Mart.  The Egg Dog was pretty good.
Korea has Family Mart as well.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Capetan Mihali on March 13, 2012, 11:05:38 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2012, 09:13:19 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:56:43 PM
The king of convenience stores, despite the idiotic name, is WaWa (in the mid-Atlantic region).

I don't think so. I mean everyone is always so excited because of their deli food, and while nice, I'm not sure that's why one goes to a convenience store.

That's why people go to Wawa, in my experience of suburban Philadelphia at least.  Breakfast sandwiches and coffee in the morning, hoagies and steaks in the afternoon, milkshakes and hoagies for the stoned and drunk at 2:30am...
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: DGuller on March 13, 2012, 11:34:33 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:56:43 PM
The king of convenience stores, despite the idiotic name, is WaWa (in the mid-Atlantic region).
:yes: I love Wawas when I'm staying over in Southern Jersey area.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: DGuller on March 13, 2012, 11:36:16 PM
Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2012, 08:53:39 PM
Around here it is Kum-N-Go...and it should be called "Meth-N-Out"

I don't even touch the gasoline there...
:yes: Foulest thing I ever tasted.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: PRC on March 14, 2012, 01:23:07 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2012, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:29:51 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 13, 2012, 08:27:25 PM
You know who has surprisingly decent dogs?  7-11.
We don't have 7-11s here, but I seem to recall from my time in Philly that you are correct.
7-11 is all over Korea.

I don't have prove... but I have heard from several anecdotal sources that the most profitable 7-11 in the world is in Claresholme, Alberta!
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: derspiess on March 14, 2012, 11:01:24 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2012, 11:00:02 PM
Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2012, 08:53:39 PM
Around here it is Kum-N-Go...

I took a photo. I didn't think Wyoming was so...enlightened.

When I'm in Denver I giggle whenever we pass one of those places.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Barrister on March 14, 2012, 11:11:49 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 13, 2012, 08:27:25 PM
You know who has surprisingly decent dogs?  7-11.

For convenience store food, 7-11 is surprisingly good in general.

Not to say it is good in any objective sense.  It isn't.  It's just that it is less objectionable than its peers.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: MadImmortalMan on March 14, 2012, 11:31:35 AM
I thought this was going to be a gay thread.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Razgovory on March 14, 2012, 11:37:24 AM
According to Wiki, the group that put it out is some kind of front group for PETA.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Razgovory on March 14, 2012, 11:37:50 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2012, 08:17:57 PM
Who goes around worried about butt cancer?

Cigarettes.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Martinus on March 14, 2012, 11:40:26 AM
Maybe if they stopped stuffing hotdogs up their butts it wouldn't be a problem.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Razgovory on March 14, 2012, 11:42:30 AM
Quote from: DGuller on March 13, 2012, 11:36:16 PM
Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2012, 08:53:39 PM
Around here it is Kum-N-Go...and it should be called "Meth-N-Out"

I don't even touch the gasoline there...
:yes: Foulest thing I ever tasted.

That's saying a lot considering the stuff you put in your mouth.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Fate on March 14, 2012, 11:43:58 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2012, 08:17:57 PM
Who goes around worried about butt cancer?

I presume you homos do. HPV much?
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Martim Silva on March 14, 2012, 11:44:21 AM
Furture trouble brewing?

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Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: garbon on March 14, 2012, 11:57:25 AM
Quote from: Fate on March 14, 2012, 11:43:58 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2012, 08:17:57 PM
Who goes around worried about butt cancer?

I presume you homos do. HPV much?

I don't think I've ever heard HPV discussed when in a group of homosexuals other than "guess what so and so has? eww!"
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Zanza on March 14, 2012, 11:59:25 AM
QuoteBut Janet Riley, president of the hot dog council, said in a statement that hot dogs are "part of a healthy, balanced diet"
That's a job I could never do. Not because of moral qualms, but because I couldn't say that with a straight face.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Ed Anger on March 14, 2012, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: Martim Silva on March 14, 2012, 11:44:21 AM
Furture trouble brewing?

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The hot dogs at UD arena aren't the greatest. So I suspect some stomach upset today.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: derspiess on March 14, 2012, 03:27:07 PM
You can get cheese coneys at UC games.  But not at Xavier games, for some reason.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Ed Anger on March 14, 2012, 03:27:45 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 14, 2012, 03:27:07 PM
You can get cheese coneys at UC games.  But not at Xavier games, for some reason.

God clearly frowns upon cheese.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: katmai on March 14, 2012, 03:31:02 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 14, 2012, 03:27:45 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 14, 2012, 03:27:07 PM
You can get cheese coneys at UC games.  But not at Xavier games, for some reason.

God clearly frowns upon cheese.

Good as reason as any why I'm an atheist.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: derspiess on March 14, 2012, 03:32:19 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 14, 2012, 03:27:45 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 14, 2012, 03:27:07 PM
You can get cheese coneys at UC games.  But not at Xavier games, for some reason.

God clearly frowns upon cheese.

Catholic God, anyway.  And chili.  But he apparently likes ugly, plain architecture on a blah campus.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: DontSayBanana on March 15, 2012, 05:51:54 PM
Wawa. :wub:

Good stuff, my only beef with them is that they're a bit more expensive than their direct competition.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 16, 2012, 05:04:35 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:56:43 PM
The king of convenience stores, despite the idiotic name, is WaWa (in the mid-Atlantic region).

WaWa is awesome.  They have everything.  You could hold your morning meetings in those places.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Caliga on March 16, 2012, 05:11:37 AM
If I was the CEO of WaWa I would demand that an outlet be opened in Mahwah, NJ.

"Hi and welcome to the Mahwah WaWa." :cool:

I'd also try to hire Barbara Walters to MC the grand opening. :ph34r:
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 16, 2012, 05:45:45 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 16, 2012, 05:11:37 AM
If I was the CEO of WaWa I would demand that an outlet be opened in Mahwah, NJ.

"Hi and welcome to the Mahwah WaWa." :cool:

I'd also try to hire Barbara Walters to MC the grand opening. :ph34r:

Only because you giggle at fart, poop and pee-pee jokes.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Caliga on March 16, 2012, 06:30:54 AM
When you're the CEO, you've got to do goofy things like that to amuse yourself (because counting stacks of bills and swimming in your pool of gold coins does get old after a while) and to assert that you're in charge.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Ed Anger on March 22, 2012, 06:22:47 PM
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Butt Cancer...defeated. By deliciousness.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Caliga on March 22, 2012, 07:28:57 PM
26 bucks for a hot dog?  Get the fuck outta here.
Title: Re: Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer
Post by: Ed Anger on March 22, 2012, 08:05:39 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 22, 2012, 07:28:57 PM
26 bucks for a hot dog?  Get the fuck outta here.

Texas Rangers ballpark. Whatever its called.