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Started by jimmy olsen, March 13, 2012, 08:08:16 PM

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Capetan Mihali

#30
March 13, 2012, 11:05:38 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2012, 09:13:19 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:56:43 PM
The king of convenience stores, despite the idiotic name, is WaWa (in the mid-Atlantic region).

I don't think so. I mean everyone is always so excited because of their deli food, and while nice, I'm not sure that's why one goes to a convenience store.

That's why people go to Wawa, in my experience of suburban Philadelphia at least.  Breakfast sandwiches and coffee in the morning, hoagies and steaks in the afternoon, milkshakes and hoagies for the stoned and drunk at 2:30am...
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DGuller

#31
March 13, 2012, 11:34:33 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:56:43 PM
The king of convenience stores, despite the idiotic name, is WaWa (in the mid-Atlantic region).
:yes: I love Wawas when I'm staying over in Southern Jersey area.

DGuller

#32
March 13, 2012, 11:36:16 PM
Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2012, 08:53:39 PM
Around here it is Kum-N-Go...and it should be called "Meth-N-Out"

I don't even touch the gasoline there...
:yes: Foulest thing I ever tasted.

PRC

#33
March 14, 2012, 01:23:07 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2012, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:29:51 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 13, 2012, 08:27:25 PM
You know who has surprisingly decent dogs?  7-11.
We don't have 7-11s here, but I seem to recall from my time in Philly that you are correct.
7-11 is all over Korea.

I don't have prove... but I have heard from several anecdotal sources that the most profitable 7-11 in the world is in Claresholme, Alberta!

derspiess

#34
March 14, 2012, 11:01:24 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2012, 11:00:02 PM
Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2012, 08:53:39 PM
Around here it is Kum-N-Go...

I took a photo. I didn't think Wyoming was so...enlightened.

When I'm in Denver I giggle whenever we pass one of those places.
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Barrister

#35
March 14, 2012, 11:11:49 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 13, 2012, 08:27:25 PM
You know who has surprisingly decent dogs?  7-11.

For convenience store food, 7-11 is surprisingly good in general.

Not to say it is good in any objective sense.  It isn't.  It's just that it is less objectionable than its peers.
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MadImmortalMan

#36
March 14, 2012, 11:31:35 AM
I thought this was going to be a gay thread.
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Razgovory

#37
March 14, 2012, 11:37:24 AM
According to Wiki, the group that put it out is some kind of front group for PETA.
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Razgovory

#38
March 14, 2012, 11:37:50 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2012, 08:17:57 PM
Who goes around worried about butt cancer?

Cigarettes.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Martinus

#39
March 14, 2012, 11:40:26 AM
Maybe if they stopped stuffing hotdogs up their butts it wouldn't be a problem.  :rolleyes:

Razgovory

#40
March 14, 2012, 11:42:30 AM
Quote from: DGuller on March 13, 2012, 11:36:16 PM
Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2012, 08:53:39 PM
Around here it is Kum-N-Go...and it should be called "Meth-N-Out"

I don't even touch the gasoline there...
:yes: Foulest thing I ever tasted.

That's saying a lot considering the stuff you put in your mouth.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Fate

#41
March 14, 2012, 11:43:58 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2012, 08:17:57 PM
Who goes around worried about butt cancer?

I presume you homos do. HPV much?

Martim Silva

#42
March 14, 2012, 11:44:21 AM
Furture trouble brewing?



garbon

#43
March 14, 2012, 11:57:25 AM
Quote from: Fate on March 14, 2012, 11:43:58 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 13, 2012, 08:17:57 PM
Who goes around worried about butt cancer?

I presume you homos do. HPV much?

I don't think I've ever heard HPV discussed when in a group of homosexuals other than "guess what so and so has? eww!"
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#44
March 14, 2012, 11:59:25 AM
QuoteBut Janet Riley, president of the hot dog council, said in a statement that hot dogs are "part of a healthy, balanced diet"
That's a job I could never do. Not because of moral qualms, but because I couldn't say that with a straight face.
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