Poll
Question:
Given a chance, would you go to a nudist campground?
Option 1: yes, mosiquitos and poison ivy be damned!
Option 2: possibly, but only if I knew everyone there
Option 3: Possibly, but only if I didn't know anyone there
Option 4: Not until there's less of me
Option 5: No. Just... no
A friend of ours has invited us to go camping this summer... at a clothing-optional campground. I haven't responded yet, as I'm not sure if this is something I'm really comfortable with for a number of reasons. Mind you, it's clothing option - not nudist only - but for the purposes of this poll I made it completely nudist.
Would you go?
You will go and you will take pics. :contract:
Aside from not wanting to inflict my horrid body on anybody, this sounds extremely uncomfortable and lame.
Quote from: Caliga on May 01, 2009, 09:22:23 PM
You will go and you will take pics. :contract:
Make sure you get pics of every fat, hairy, dude and old chick there for our guy Cals.
You have to be kidding me.
Real camping or pussy I've got a camper camping?
I've been at Finnish cabins, everybody goes sauna and gets nekkid... It's all good. In it's place. But I'm not going to go somewhere for the purpose of being nude in public.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 01, 2009, 09:22:35 PM
Aside from not wanting to inflict my horrid body on anybody, this sounds extremely uncomfortable and lame.
Why? Basically, it's a hippy campground where people really want to be "at one with nature". The "clothing optional" is just an extension of that. Plus, it means that the women - just like the men - can go topless if it should get ungodly hot. Or laying about in your tent naked while napping in the heat wouldn't be a topic of discussion across the campground. And, of course, there are those who just really like to be nekkid whenever possible.
But not sure how it's "lame". Maybe not someone's cup of tea, but lame?
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 01, 2009, 09:27:04 PM
Real camping or pussy I've got a camper camping?
Hybrid. Tent camping in designated camping spots with nearby running water, flush toilets, and showers.
Quote from: Siege on May 01, 2009, 09:26:02 PM
You have to be kidding me.
I knew you'd have a problem with this. :D
Quote from: merithyn on May 01, 2009, 09:30:00 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 01, 2009, 09:27:04 PM
Real camping or pussy I've got a camper camping?
Hybrid. Tent camping in designated camping spots with nearby running water, flush toilets, and showers.
How's the ground? Dense Forest?
It really depends, being naked to get eaten by mosquitoes is no fun.
I'd go, you could stay clothed & laugh at the others.
Plus being scandinavian I'm used to girls sunbathing topless
In your situation I would go but if I had to get completely naked I would definitely NOT go.
sure. never been a problem.
Quote from: merithyn on May 01, 2009, 09:30:40 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 01, 2009, 09:26:02 PM
You have to be kidding me.
I knew you'd have a problem with this. :D
:lol:
I know. I can't wait to see where this goes. Siege don't disappoint now!
Quote from: Korea on May 01, 2009, 09:48:50 PM
Quote from: merithyn on May 01, 2009, 09:30:40 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 01, 2009, 09:26:02 PM
You have to be kidding me.
I knew you'd have a problem with this. :D
:lol:
I know. I can't wait to see where this goes. Siege don't disappoint now!
I'm not gonna say nothing.
She can do whatever she wants.
Freedom of choice and all that jazz.
You have to be kidding me. NAKED?
What kind of pervert comes up with a business like a nudist campground?
Quote from: Siege on May 01, 2009, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 01, 2009, 09:48:50 PM
Quote from: merithyn on May 01, 2009, 09:30:40 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 01, 2009, 09:26:02 PM
You have to be kidding me.
I knew you'd have a problem with this. :D
:lol:
I know. I can't wait to see where this goes. Siege don't disappoint now!
I'm not gonna say nothing.
She can do whatever she wants.
Freedom of choice and all that jazz.
You have to be kidding me. NAKED?
What kind of pervert comes up with a business like a nudist campground?
Aging hippy. Selling that peace and love bullshit while all his friends grew up and became properly acquisitive yuppies.
No. There are places one does not want to get poison ivy.
It would hurt like hell when some of the chocolate from the smore drips on your....
Ratio of naked overweight/wrinkly to hot is overwhelming, so no.
Fuck no. They are freaks.
In the GDR nudist beaches and nudist camping were much more popular than in the FRG. Capitalism makes you prudish?
Quote from: Syt on May 02, 2009, 03:37:53 AM
In the GDR nudist beaches and nudist camping were much more popular than in the FRG. Capitalism makes you prudish?
I guess forcing Stasi to carry their cameras and microphones in inconvenient places was worth the nudity.
Being naked outside is teh suck, I like protection.
No. Nudist in Berkeley had rallies and parades all the time, every last one of them had some sort of physical deformity.
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 02, 2009, 04:09:44 AM
No. Nudist in Berkeley had rallies and parades all the time, every last one of them had some sort of physical deformity.
Parents, this is why you should let your kids play with anatomically correct dolls.
Seems a bit lame. Nudist camps seems to be designated for old fat people and you dont want to be one of those no?
:unsure: :Embarrass: <_<
In Cuba a few years ago, I stumbled on a nudist beach at Cayo Santa Maria. So we decided to give it a shot and disrobed. All in the nature of "when in Rome..." you see.
There actually were some young, very good looking nekkid ladies...which I realized made it ...um...a bit embarrassing for me. So I spent most of the time on my stomach. But it was rather interesting.
It's all good fun. But I've seen documentaries with some of these nudist camps/beaches in France or Eastern Europe, where they have these beauty contests for nekked girls under 13, where these young girls pose naked in front of everybody, and I always thought that that's a bit wrong.
I spent a summer doing geologic survey field work in northern Manitoba - they'd drop a team off by float plane in some remote location, then pick you up several weeks later.
Anyways, one of the geologists as soon as he would get dropped off would immediately go nude for the rest of the time (except for socks and boots). So I guess it's possible to do, but I sure as hell wouldn't do it.
More strangely, I later became friends with his son who was in the same fraternity. But he son was kind of wierd too...
Quote from: merithyn on May 02, 2009, 07:09:45 AM
:unsure: :Embarrass: <_<
Besides, what if you did find some hot young thing there adn became visibly aroused? How humiliating would that be?
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 02, 2009, 03:02:32 PM
Quote from: merithyn on May 02, 2009, 07:09:45 AM
:unsure: :Embarrass: <_<
Besides, what if you did find some hot young thing there adn became visibly aroused? How humiliating would that be?
Why would you feel humiliated? Prudes. :rolleyes:
I like to play with fire too much, so I'm guessing that nude camping wouldn't be too good of an idea for me...
I'd like to avoid things like this, so no.
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Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 02, 2009, 03:35:44 PM
I'd like to avoid things like this, so no.
That's pretty easy to avoid, just by adjusting your junk when it first slips through wood slats...
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? Beach Ball ?
I'm content with what we get over here in normal beaches/swimming pools. Young girls routinely wear just a tiny strip of cloth, while those who are old, fat, male or otherwise ugly are suitably covered.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 02, 2009, 03:02:32 PM
Besides, what if you did find some hot young thing there adn became visibly aroused? How humiliating would that be?
I'd just say I'm cold. :mellow:
I was at the mall a few years ago and there was some old, really fat chick in a tube top and cut off jeans. It was hideous. Eventually a guard came up and told her to cover up. But not soon enough.
Perverts.
Quote from: Siege on May 02, 2009, 10:35:15 PM
Perverts.
Not really. After all, we're all born naked.
Civilization is all about clothing.
Nations in hot weather, where people don't dress that much, are (guess what?) underdeveloped.
Civilization is about being clothed, savages are naked.
Err...when it is hot, people in the Western world are all about taking off clothing. :huh:
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Most civilized?
Quote from: Fate on May 02, 2009, 03:14:47 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 02, 2009, 03:02:32 PM
Quote from: merithyn on May 02, 2009, 07:09:45 AM
:unsure: :Embarrass: <_<
Besides, what if you did find some hot young thing there adn became visibly aroused? How humiliating would that be?
Why would you feel humiliated? Prudes. :rolleyes:
Wags is probably worried that he'd become aroused and it
wouldn't be noticible.
Quote from: garbon on May 02, 2009, 10:56:50 PM
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Most civilized?
Most overcompensated.
Quote from: dps on May 03, 2009, 12:33:50 AM
Wags is probably worried that he'd become aroused and it wouldn't be noticible.
Ouch. That's gotta hurt.
Quote from: dps on May 03, 2009, 12:33:50 AM
Quote from: Fate on May 02, 2009, 03:14:47 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 02, 2009, 03:02:32 PM
Quote from: merithyn on May 02, 2009, 07:09:45 AM
:unsure: :Embarrass: <_<
Besides, what if you did find some hot young thing there adn became visibly aroused? How humiliating would that be?
Why would you feel humiliated? Prudes. :rolleyes:
Wags is probably worried that he'd become aroused and it wouldn't be noticible.
Go fuck yourself you fucking donkey raping shiteater.
Heehee, people insecure of the masculinity are so funny. :lol:
Personally, I have nothing against proudly displaying my goods to nature. It's the amount of things nature could do to my unclothed goods that I have a problem with. :P
Quote from: Syt on May 03, 2009, 06:44:51 AM
Heehee, people insecure of the masculinity are so funny. :lol:
Sure, I am insecure, so I have to kiss Martinus in the mouth to prove my masculinity.
Quote from: Siege on May 03, 2009, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 03, 2009, 06:44:51 AM
Heehee, people insecure of the masculinity are so funny. :lol:
Sure, I am insecure, so I have to kiss Martinus in the mouth to prove my masculinity.
I meant Death Fagtard, but if the shoe fits ....
Quote from: Syt on May 03, 2009, 11:22:42 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 03, 2009, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 03, 2009, 06:44:51 AM
Heehee, people insecure of the masculinity are so funny. :lol:
Sure, I am insecure, so I have to kiss Martinus in the mouth to prove my masculinity.
I meant Death Fagtard, but if the shoe fits ....
...up your ass?
I don't think so. My army boots are size 11.
Can you fit that up your butthole?
If you want, you can bend over, and I'll help you fit it.
Quote from: Siege on May 03, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 03, 2009, 11:22:42 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 03, 2009, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 03, 2009, 06:44:51 AM
Heehee, people insecure of the masculinity are so funny. :lol:
Sure, I am insecure, so I have to kiss Martinus in the mouth to prove my masculinity.
I meant Death Fagtard, but if the shoe fits ....
...up your ass?
I don't think so. My army boots are size 11.
Can you fit that up your butthole?
If you want, you can bend over, and I'll help you fit it.
Will do if you take my size 13 first.
Seriously, what crawled up your bunghole and died that you're so on edge?
Quote from: Syt on May 03, 2009, 11:43:11 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 03, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 03, 2009, 11:22:42 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 03, 2009, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 03, 2009, 06:44:51 AM
Heehee, people insecure of the masculinity are so funny. :lol:
Sure, I am insecure, so I have to kiss Martinus in the mouth to prove my masculinity.
I meant Death Fagtard, but if the shoe fits ....
...up your ass?
I don't think so. My army boots are size 11.
Can you fit that up your butthole?
If you want, you can bend over, and I'll help you fit it.
Will do if you take my size 13 first.
Seriously, what crawled up your bunghole and died that you're so on edge?
Im not on edge.
Just fucking with you. This new forum lay-out made it too hard to use smilies.
I have to click on preview to add smilies.
Also, is too easy to fuck with people I don't like, like that fat ugly polish fag that hangs around here from time to time.
Well, there is also the hangover...
Quote from: Siege on May 03, 2009, 11:49:40 AM
Well, there is also the hangover...
Easily solved, start drinking!
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 03, 2009, 12:08:15 PM
Easily solved, start drinking!
Or in his case, starting spamming. *hopes for a siege ban*
Quote from: garbon on May 03, 2009, 12:08:56 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 03, 2009, 12:08:15 PM
Easily solved, start drinking!
Or in his case, starting spamming. *hopes for a ban*
You are ban!
(A HOTT ban, I grant you)
Quote from: garbon on May 03, 2009, 12:08:56 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 03, 2009, 12:08:15 PM
Easily solved, start drinking!
Or in his case, starting spamming. *hopes for a ban*
It's a race against the clock...will he pass out before he's banned?
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 03, 2009, 12:10:57 PM
It's a race against the clock...will he pass out before he's banned?
:D
Quote from: Syt on May 03, 2009, 11:22:42 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 03, 2009, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 03, 2009, 06:44:51 AM
Heehee, people insecure of the masculinity are so funny. :lol:
Sure, I am insecure, so I have to kiss Martinus in the mouth to prove my masculinity.
I meant Death Fagtard, but if the shoe fits ....
Typical Euro-Commie response to implied criticism of a social construct that is at best barely fully actualized.
The answer, Mari, is "do it if you feel like it, otherwise don't."
I think you would find it interesting, to say the least. What is the worst thing that can happen? You are embarrassed (or em-Bare-Assed as the nudists like to joke)? That might be good for you.
Unless your immediate response is "fuck, no!' (and it isn't, because you started the thread) then try it out and, at worst, that is a check on the Big Checklist o' Life.
Quote from: Siege on May 02, 2009, 10:50:43 PM
Civilization is all about clothing.
Nations in hot weather, where people don't dress that much, are (guess what?) underdeveloped.
Civilization is about being clothed, savages are naked.
I know a savage who wears a US Army uniform.
Quote from: Neil on May 03, 2009, 09:42:06 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 02, 2009, 10:50:43 PM
Civilization is all about clothing.
Nations in hot weather, where people don't dress that much, are (guess what?) underdeveloped.
Civilization is about being clothed, savages are naked.
I know a savage who wears a US Army uniform.
What does Hans have to do with this?
Quote from: katmai on May 03, 2009, 09:44:52 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 03, 2009, 09:42:06 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 02, 2009, 10:50:43 PM
Civilization is all about clothing.
Nations in hot weather, where people don't dress that much, are (guess what?) underdeveloped.
Civilization is about being clothed, savages are naked.
I know a savage who wears a US Army uniform.
What does Hans have to do with this?
I was talking about Alci, you filthy Mexican.
Siegebreaker doesn't even count as human. He's in that area between chimps and people, along with Russians.
Quote from: Neil on May 03, 2009, 09:47:13 PM
I was talking about Alci, you filthy Mexican.
Siegebreaker doesn't even count as human. He's in that area between chimps and people, along with Russians.
So where does that leave Flip-ican FunkMonk?
Quote from: katmai on May 03, 2009, 09:48:10 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 03, 2009, 09:47:13 PM
I was talking about Alci, you filthy Mexican.
Siegebreaker doesn't even count as human. He's in that area between chimps and people, along with Russians.
So where does that leave Flip-ican FunkMonk?
Isn't he made in the Air Force?
Quote from: Neil on May 03, 2009, 09:51:17 PM
Isn't he made in the Air Force?
Nope Flippy funkmonk is part of Languish Army contingent.
Only chair force is Tonitrus iirc
No jarheads here as they aren't smart enough to use computers.
Very few people look good when completely nude. Even they don't look good when they just casually walk around and mind their own business.
Quote from: Monoriu on May 03, 2009, 10:36:19 PM
Very few people look good when completely nude. Even they don't look good when they just casually walk around and mind their own business.
:unsure:
Try it.
Quote from: garbon on May 03, 2009, 11:50:19 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on May 03, 2009, 10:36:19 PM
Very few people look good when completely nude. Even they don't look good when they just casually walk around and mind their own business.
:unsure:
Trust me, you don't. You have this skin disorder that totally ruins your look.
Quote from: katmai on May 03, 2009, 10:06:19 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 03, 2009, 09:51:17 PM
Isn't he made in the Air Force?
Nope Flippy funkmonk is part of Languish Army contingent.
Only chair force is Tonitrus iirc
No jarheads here as they aren't smart enough to use computers.
Well, obviously I didn't think about him when I wrote that. Now that I think about it, I remember his adventures in Iraq and grumbler changing his avatar to honour him. He doesn't seem like a bad sort, so who knows?
Quote from: Monoriu on May 03, 2009, 10:36:19 PM
Very few people look good when completely nude. Even they don't look good when they just casually walk around and mind their own business.
most people look fine.
what you have to get used to is that people come in different shapes.
the odd thing is, once people come to accept their bodies, they actually treat their bodies better, so they wind up looking better.
anyhow, try it.
Quote from: saskganesh on May 04, 2009, 08:27:17 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on May 03, 2009, 10:36:19 PM
Very few people look good when completely nude. Even they don't look good when they just casually walk around and mind their own business.
most people look fine.
what you have to get used to is that people come in different shapes.
the odd thing is, once people come to accept their bodies, they actually treat their bodies better, so they wind up looking better.
anyhow, try it.
Oh, I'm fairly sure we're going. I was a nude model for an art class in college, so walking around naked in front of people doesn't really bother me, nor does seeing others so. I was more interested in what the folks of Languish would do in a similar circumstance. I had no idea Languish was so full of prudes. :D
Nude camping(Or most of nude everything) violates the prime directive:
Only one penis (mine) in the vicinity.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2009, 08:45:43 AM
Nude camping(Or most of nude everything) violates the prime directive:
Only one penis (mine) in the vicinity.
I very much doubt that you emasculate every man you come into contact with.
Quote from: Neil on May 04, 2009, 08:57:43 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2009, 08:45:43 AM
Nude camping(Or most of nude everything) violates the prime directive:
Only one penis (mine) in the vicinity.
I very much doubt that you emasculate every man you come into contact with.
I doubt I do too. I just don't want to see wangs.
The idea is to camp in a spot sufficiently remote that whether you are nude or not is completely irrelevant as far as other people go.
I'm not a fan of camping in groups with strangers at prepared camp grounds - it seems sort of pointless to me. There is a nude beach in Toronto, and I've never been particularly tempted to go, but I have nothing against it.
Certainly when my family went camping, there would be times when we would shed our clothes, mostly for swimming or when wading canoes down shallow streams. The presence of clothes was dictated mostly by the presence of mosquitos and bad weather.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2009, 09:03:48 AM
Quote from: Neil on May 04, 2009, 08:57:43 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2009, 08:45:43 AM
Nude camping(Or most of nude everything) violates the prime directive:
Only one penis (mine) in the vicinity.
I very much doubt that you emasculate every man you come into contact with.
I doubt I do too. I just don't want to see wangs.
Are you looking?
Is this fear of other men caused by your own fear of turning faggot? When you enter a locker room, are you filled with a deep need to have the penises of the other men inside your own body?
Are you a reverse Martinus?
:lol:
Heh, anyone who goes to a gym regularly soon gets used to public nudity. The one I go to would surely not inspire dreams of homosexual sensuality though - unless your preferred object of desire is a flabby balding fiftysomething businessman with hair growing out of his ears. :D
What is this "gym" you are talking about?
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2009, 09:47:55 AM
What is this "gym" you are talking about?
http://www.adelaideclub.com/joinus_about.htm
Quote from: Malthus on May 04, 2009, 09:52:16 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2009, 09:47:55 AM
What is this "gym" you are talking about?
http://www.adelaideclub.com/joinus_about.htm
Interesting, but I will continue with my workout plan. Reaching for the remote control and chasing kids off my lawn.
Quote from: merithyn on May 04, 2009, 08:39:30 AM
I had no idea Languish was so full of prudes. :D
In Languishland, if you're not a prude, you're a prevert. I'd rather be a prude :D
Quote from: derspiess on May 04, 2009, 10:12:29 AM
Quote from: merithyn on May 04, 2009, 08:39:30 AM
I had no idea Languish was so full of prudes. :D
In Languishland, if you're not a prude, you're a prevert. I'd rather be a prude :D
Hey, can't one be both? :P
Quote from: Malthus on May 04, 2009, 09:46:37 AM
Heh, anyone who goes to a gym regularly soon gets used to public nudity. The one I go to would surely not inspire dreams of homosexual sensuality though - unless your preferred object of desire is a flabby balding fiftysomething businessman with hair growing out of his ears. :D
I don't use locker rooms.
Quote from: Malthus on May 04, 2009, 10:35:30 AM
Why not?
My gym is across the street from my apartment.
Quote from: Malthus on May 04, 2009, 09:46:37 AM
Heh, anyone who goes to a gym regularly soon gets used to public nudity. The one I go to would surely not inspire dreams of homosexual sensuality though - unless your preferred object of desire is a flabby balding fiftysomething businessman with hair growing out of his ears. :D
I used to use the gym regularly in college and there was little to no nudity. Almost everyone kept their boxers on, though occasionally you'd see a dude wearing a towel headed for the group showers.
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 04, 2009, 10:45:05 AM
I used to use the gym regularly in college and there was little to no nudity. Almost everyone kept their boxers on, though occasionally you'd see a dude wearing a towel headed for the group showers.
You'd have to go through extraordinary efforts to avoid having any nudity when the lockers are in one place and the open-concept showers are in another, together with the whirlpool bath, the sauna, etc.
I suppose you could strategically drape towels or hold a towel up as you change but if no-one else is doing it, you would look like a bit of a pussy.
Maybe college kids are more modest or something, but the business man types let it all hang out - or rather, sag down. :lol:
Open showers. :x
Quote from: Malthus on May 04, 2009, 11:03:55 AM
Maybe college kids are more modest or something, but the business man types let it all hang out - or rather, sag down. :lol:
Before I met my wife, I took the little brother (about 18 years old) of my then-girlfriend to a Bengals-Ravens game. He was taking in the whole experience of being on the sideline, getting into the press area, etc., and loving every minute.
That was until we got into the Bengals locker room after the game. Made it about halfway through the locker room when a couple offensive lineman walked out of the showers (nekkid of course), scaring the shit out the kid. He literally yelled "oh my God!" and turned tail out the door we came in through.
I guess I was so desensitized at that point that I didn't think to prepare the poor kid for being exposed to giant NFL penises :D
What a ridiculous reaction.
Quote from: garbon on May 04, 2009, 12:51:37 PM
What a ridiculous reaction.
I can understand being caught off-guard, but yeah, it was over the top. The kid was a bit of a tool in general, come to think of it.
Quote from: derspiess on May 04, 2009, 12:59:15 PM
I can understand being caught off-guard, but yeah, it was over the top. The kid was a bit of a tool in general, come to think of it.
Well yes, it is one thing to be surprised by the sudden appearance of many penises but quite another to run away in fear.
Quote from: merithyn on May 04, 2009, 08:39:30 AM
Oh, I'm fairly sure we're going.
Would it just be you and Max, or the whole family.... :unsure:
There are a lot of things that are pretty cool to do in the nude.
Some of them rther conventional, some of them not so much.
Camping, however, is not one of them. Bugs. Dirt. Sweat. Bugs. Rocks. Bugs. too hot. Too cold. Bugs.
Hello - fucking bugs!
Quote from: Berkut on May 04, 2009, 02:40:41 PM
Hello - fucking bugs!
If they are big enough to greet, let alone have sex with, lack of clothes are the least of your worries. :P
HOTT. I get first dibs on the cicada chix. :perv:
On a more serious note - many years ago I was reading a book on human behaviour which had a chapter on the many uses humans had for clothes - dipslays of wealth and status, sexual enhancement (covering blemishes and enhancing the good bits), modesty, and protection from the elements, prickly bushes, bugs and the like. The last reason really comes to the fore when camping - but I am assuming that by "camping" Meri means a prepared campsite which is really more like "camping" in a city park: may not really *have* much in the way of prickly stuff or bugs. So "modesty" is the more significant factor.
Quote from: Caliga on May 04, 2009, 02:47:00 PM
HOTT. I get first dibs on the cicada chix. :perv:
Repeat after me, Cal. Bondage Fairies is FICTION.
Quote from: Caliga on May 04, 2009, 02:47:00 PM
HOTT. I get first dibs on the cicada chix. :perv:
http://www.amazon.com/Perdido-Street-Station-China-Mieville/dp/0345459407/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1241466554&sr=8-1
Quote from: Berkut on May 04, 2009, 02:40:41 PM
There are a lot of things that are pretty cool to do in the nude.
Some of them rther conventional, some of them not so much.
Camping, however, is not one of them. Bugs. Dirt. Sweat. Bugs. Rocks. Bugs. too hot. Too cold. Bugs.
Hello - fucking bugs!
Exactly. I'm not particularly fond of camping for a lot of these reasons to begin with, trying to do so in the nude seems like a remarkably effective way to multiply all the discomforts of camping by several orders of magnitude.
Quote from: vinraith on May 04, 2009, 02:57:18 PM
Quote from: Berkut on May 04, 2009, 02:40:41 PM
There are a lot of things that are pretty cool to do in the nude.
Some of them rther conventional, some of them not so much.
Camping, however, is not one of them. Bugs. Dirt. Sweat. Bugs. Rocks. Bugs. too hot. Too cold. Bugs.
Hello - fucking bugs!
Exactly. I'm not particularly fond of camping for a lot of these reasons to begin with, trying to do so in the nude seems like a remarkably effective way to multiply all the discomforts of camping by several orders of magnitude.
Bingo.
Quote from: Caliga on May 04, 2009, 02:00:13 PM
Quote from: merithyn on May 04, 2009, 08:39:30 AM
Oh, I'm fairly sure we're going.
Would it just be you and Max, or the whole family.... :unsure:
Just Max and I will be going. I'm a fairly laid back person, but that's a bit much for the kidlings to be exposed to.
By the way, I will likely not be nude at any point while outside my tent. While I'm not adverse to nudity in public, we're going with friends, and that would just be awkward later. :D
Quote from: merithyn on May 04, 2009, 08:39:30 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on May 04, 2009, 08:27:17 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on May 03, 2009, 10:36:19 PM
Very few people look good when completely nude. Even they don't look good when they just casually walk around and mind their own business.
most people look fine.
what you have to get used to is that people come in different shapes.
the odd thing is, once people come to accept their bodies, they actually treat their bodies better, so they wind up looking better.
anyhow, try it.
Oh, I'm fairly sure we're going. I was a nude model for an art class in college, so walking around naked in front of people doesn't really bother me, nor does seeing others so. I was more interested in what the folks of Languish would do in a similar circumstance. I had no idea Languish was so full of prudes. :D
:o You have possed naked?
Does your husband knows that?
Quote from: merithyn on May 04, 2009, 08:39:30 AM
Oh, I'm fairly sure we're going. I was a nude model for an art class in college, so walking around naked in front of people doesn't really bother me, nor does seeing others so.
Were the finished art pieces satisfactory?
I kinda miss going camping. Maybe I'll make Princesca go this summer. In Kentucky there are like a gajillion places to go camping. :cool:
Quote from: Phillip V on May 04, 2009, 07:55:23 PMWere the finished art pieces satisfactory?
I think we need to see samples. :bowler:
Quote from: Siege on May 04, 2009, 07:29:53 PM
:o You have possed naked?
Does your husband knows that?
Given that he posts here, if he didn't he does now.
Remember, some people are civilized. You are not.
Quote from: Neil on May 04, 2009, 08:05:35 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 04, 2009, 07:29:53 PM
:o You have possed naked?
Does your husband knows that?
Given that he posts here, if he didn't he does now.
Remember, some people are civilized. You are not.
You call civilization to get naked in front of other people?
Stupid, you are just another victim of the Left Conspiracy.
Quote from: Siege on May 04, 2009, 11:41:23 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 04, 2009, 08:05:35 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 04, 2009, 07:29:53 PM
:o You have possed naked?
Does your husband knows that?
Given that he posts here, if he didn't he does now.
Remember, some people are civilized. You are not.
You call civilization to get naked in front of other people?
Stupid, you are just another victim of the Left Conspiracy.
And I always though it was Muslims having a problem with depicting art.
I don't have an issue with people seeing me naked, but I don't really want to see wrinkled genitalia anywhere I look for an extended period :P
Some nude beaches in France will only let you in if you look good naked :lol:
Kevin
Quote from: Siege on May 04, 2009, 07:29:53 PM
:o You have possed naked?
Does your husband knows that?
Of course. He finds it sexy as hell that I did. :perv:
Quote from: Siege on May 04, 2009, 11:41:23 PM
You call civilization to get naked in front of other people?
Stupid, you are just another victim of the Left Conspiracy.
Civilized people have the option of doing so. Barbarians (like yourself and your Arab brothers) get all pissy and want to stone them to death.
I can't be a victim of the Left Conspiracy. My political views form the absolute centre, by definition.
Quote from: Phillip V on May 04, 2009, 07:55:23 PM
Were the finished art pieces satisfactory?
Some were beautiful. Others were... not so much. :)
They were pencil and pen drawings, and unfortunately, I do not have any copies. I've been asked to model again for friends who are artists, but I don't have the time nor the physique to do it. Not body shape, mind you, as most artists prefer the non-perfect types. Modeling requires that you be in very good shape in order to hold the poses for any length of time, as well as to get into interesting and useful poses. I don't know that I could do it at the moment, unless they wanted me posed at a computer, in which case I'm on it. :D
Quote from: Siege on May 04, 2009, 11:41:23 PM
You call civilization to get naked in front of other people?
Stupid, you are just another victim of the Left Conspiracy.
I suppose it's all in what you consider "civilized". I'd much rather my sons and daughter got naked in front of other people than killed them, but I suppose that's for you to decide, army man.
Quote from: merithyn on May 05, 2009, 06:57:23 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 04, 2009, 11:41:23 PM
You call civilization to get naked in front of other people?
Stupid, you are just another victim of the Left Conspiracy.
I suppose it's all in what you consider "civilized". I'd much rather my sons and daughter got naked in front of other people than killed them, but I suppose that's for you to decide, army man.
Wait until he learns that you weren't a virgin when you married Max!
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 05, 2009, 07:05:29 AM
Wait until he learns that you weren't a virgin when you married Max!
Or that my two eldest kids attended my first wedding? :D
Quote from: merithyn on May 04, 2009, 07:04:21 PM
By the way, I will likely not be nude at any point while outside my tent. While I'm not adverse to nudity in public, we're going with friends, and that would just be awkward later. :D
Uhh Meri, that is called being adverse to being nude in public.
Quote from: Berkut on May 05, 2009, 07:21:16 AM
Uhh Meri, that is called being adverse to being nude in public.
One of the people we'll be with is going to be my boss soon. I'd say it's more just being pragmatic under the circumstances.
Quote from: merithyn on May 05, 2009, 07:07:49 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 05, 2009, 07:05:29 AM
Wait until he learns that you weren't a virgin when you married Max!
Or that my two eldest kids attended my first wedding? :D
Was it a: shotgun wedding? :Canuck:
Quote from: Caliga on May 04, 2009, 08:03:42 PM
I kinda miss going camping. Maybe I'll make Princesca go this summer. In Kentucky there are like a gajillion places to go camping. :cool:
*cue creepy banjo music*
Quote from: Malthus on May 05, 2009, 07:54:38 AM*cue creepy banjo music*
Stop stalking me, Malthus4Strollers. :mad:
Quote from: Caliga on May 05, 2009, 07:58:03 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 05, 2009, 07:54:38 AM*cue creepy banjo music*
Stop stalking me, Malthus4Strollers. :mad:
Hey, if you go camping in Kentucky, it won't be me that will be doing the stalking, but toothless inbred rednecks.
Just practice your squeals in advance. :D
Quote from: merithyn on May 05, 2009, 07:24:58 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 05, 2009, 07:21:16 AM
Uhh Meri, that is called being adverse to being nude in public.
One of the people we'll be with is going to be my boss soon. I'd say it's more just being pragmatic under the circumstances.
I am not saying it isn't a perfectly normal and valid concern - just pointing out that it is also perfectly normal and valid to be adverse to being nude in public, for just that reason (among others).
Personally, I think you should be publicly nude more often. The internet is an excellent way to be nude in public in a highly efficient manner, by the way.