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Title: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 25, 2009, 11:38:10 AM
QuoteShots fired at Duane 'Dog' Chapman

The Associated Press
12:05 PM EDT, April 22, 2009

Police in Colorado say shots were fired at TV bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman and a bail bondsman when they tried to apprehend a man whose bail was revoked on an attempted murder charge.

Colorado Springs police Sgt. Roger Vargason says the two were attempting to take 35-year-old Hoang Nguyen into custody at an apartment complex Tuesday night when Nguyen shot at them at least once with a handgun and fled on a motorcycle.

No injuries were reported.

Vargason says initial reports showed Chapman and the bondsman were armed only with paintball guns.

Police said Chapman apprehended Nguyen early Wednesday. He was due in court Wednesday afternoon.

Chapman is best known for the TV reality series "Dog the Bounty Hunter" on the A&E network.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: Martinus on April 25, 2009, 11:43:36 AM
"Bounty hunters" and "bail bondsmen" do not fit into my notions of a polite, civilized society. From now on I shall rejoice whenever any representatives of these uncouth professions goes to an early grave.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 25, 2009, 12:00:39 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 25, 2009, 11:43:36 AM
"Bounty hunters" and "bail bondsmen" do not fit into my notions of a polite, civilized society. From now on I shall rejoice whenever any representatives of these uncouth professions goes to an early grave.

Go fuck yourself.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: Syt on April 25, 2009, 12:01:54 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 25, 2009, 11:43:36 AM
"Bounty hunters" and "bail bondsmen" do not fit into my notions of a polite, civilized society. From now on I shall rejoice whenever any representatives of these uncouth professions goes to an early grave.

:huh:
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: Neil on April 25, 2009, 12:29:16 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 25, 2009, 11:43:36 AM
"Bounty hunters" and "bail bondsmen" do not fit into my notions of a polite, civilized society. From now on I shall rejoice whenever any representatives of these uncouth professions goes to an early grave.
Faggots don't fit into my notions of a civilized society.  I will continue to celebrate whenever one of them dies.

Except for Freddie Mercury.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: Martinus on April 25, 2009, 02:01:52 PM
This thread amuses me.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 25, 2009, 02:11:19 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 25, 2009, 02:01:52 PM
This thread amuses me.

Your death, as both a lawyer and a fag, would amuse us.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: Ed Anger on April 25, 2009, 02:38:20 PM
I was wondering when somebody was going to take a shot at Dog.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: Grey Fox on April 25, 2009, 02:39:53 PM
Wait, we're supposed to be a Polite society?
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: lustindarkness on April 25, 2009, 03:04:18 PM
Paintball guns?
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: Ed Anger on April 25, 2009, 03:06:25 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on April 25, 2009, 03:04:18 PM
Paintball guns?

Shooting pepper spray balls.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: MadImmortalMan on April 25, 2009, 03:11:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 25, 2009, 03:06:25 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on April 25, 2009, 03:04:18 PM
Paintball guns?

Shooting pepper spray balls.

Almost certainly, yeah.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: lustindarkness on April 25, 2009, 03:13:11 PM
ahh, that makes sense, no need to kill your bounty.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: Ed Anger on April 25, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
I occasionally watch the show, hoping his wife's huge tits will explode.  :blush:
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 27, 2009, 09:49:27 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on April 25, 2009, 03:13:11 PM
ahh, that makes sense, no need to kill your bounty.
In some states, it's not actually legal for bounty hunters to carry firearms.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: Caliga on April 27, 2009, 10:14:09 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 25, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
I occasionally watch the show, hoping his wife's huge tits will explode.  :blush:
*ears perk up* Who what when where?
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: Ed Anger on April 27, 2009, 10:15:40 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 27, 2009, 10:14:09 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 25, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
I occasionally watch the show, hoping his wife's huge tits will explode.  :blush:
*ears perk up* Who what when where?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pajamadeen.com%2Fimages%2Fbeth-chapman-wedding-day.jpg&hash=7bb1ac06050178b4c1fba1778a20bd56e97455b1)

total butterface.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: Caliga on April 27, 2009, 10:18:45 AM
 :bowler:
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: Grey Fox on April 27, 2009, 10:24:46 AM
I don't think she qualifies as a butter face.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: ulmont on April 27, 2009, 10:50:13 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on April 27, 2009, 09:49:27 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on April 25, 2009, 03:13:11 PM
ahh, that makes sense, no need to kill your bounty.
In some states, it's not actually legal for bounty hunters to carry firearms.

Or felons.  Dog has a manslaughter conviction.
Title: Re: Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 27, 2009, 10:52:33 AM
Quote from: ulmont on April 27, 2009, 10:50:13 AM
Or felons.  Dog has a manslaughter conviction.

Huh. Never realized that. Shows how much I watch. I just knew about bounty hunters and firearms because a friend of mine cooked up a harebrained scheme to be a bounty hunter here in NJ until he found out they're only allowed pepper spray and tasers by permit.