Oh snap, Dog! Shots fired!

[CountDeMoney]

Shots fired at Duane 'Dog' Chapman

The Associated Press
12:05 PM EDT, April 22, 2009

Police in Colorado say shots were fired at TV bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman and a bail bondsman when they tried to apprehend a man whose bail was revoked on an attempted murder charge.

Colorado Springs police Sgt. Roger Vargason says the two were attempting to take 35-year-old Hoang Nguyen into custody at an apartment complex Tuesday night when Nguyen shot at them at least once with a handgun and fled on a motorcycle.

No injuries were reported.

Vargason says initial reports showed Chapman and the bondsman were armed only with paintball guns.

Police said Chapman apprehended Nguyen early Wednesday. He was due in court Wednesday afternoon.

Chapman is best known for the TV reality series "Dog the Bounty Hunter" on the A&E network.

[Martinus]

"Bounty hunters" and "bail bondsmen" do not fit into my notions of a polite, civilized society. From now on I shall rejoice whenever any representatives of these uncouth professions goes to an early grave.

[CountDeMoney]

"Bounty hunters" and "bail bondsmen" do not fit into my notions of a polite, civilized society. From now on I shall rejoice whenever any representatives of these uncouth professions goes to an early grave.

Go fuck yourself.

[Syt]

"Bounty hunters" and "bail bondsmen" do not fit into my notions of a polite, civilized society. From now on I shall rejoice whenever any representatives of these uncouth professions goes to an early grave.

[Neil]

"Bounty hunters" and "bail bondsmen" do not fit into my notions of a polite, civilized society. From now on I shall rejoice whenever any representatives of these uncouth professions goes to an early grave.

Faggots don't fit into my notions of a civilized society.  I will continue to celebrate whenever one of them dies.

Except for Freddie Mercury.

[Martinus]

This thread amuses me.

[CountDeMoney]

This thread amuses me.

Your death, as both a lawyer and a fag, would amuse us.

[Ed Anger]

I was wondering when somebody was going to take a shot at Dog.

[Grey Fox]

Wait, we're supposed to be a Polite society?

[lustindarkness]

Paintball guns?

[Ed Anger]

Paintball guns?

Shooting pepper spray balls.

[MadImmortalMan]

Paintball guns?

Shooting pepper spray balls.

Almost certainly, yeah.

[lustindarkness]

ahh, that makes sense, no need to kill your bounty.

[Ed Anger]

I occasionally watch the show, hoping his wife's huge tits will explode. 

[DontSayBanana]

ahh, that makes sense, no need to kill your bounty.

In some states, it's not actually legal for bounty hunters to carry firearms.