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Title: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: The Larch on September 27, 2011, 05:01:44 PM
For shame, Canucks, for shame.

QuoteToo hot for politics? Canadian MP at centre of Photoshopping controversy after cleavage is mysteriously retouched

She's the first Canadian Tamil MP and the standard bearer for young women in a male dominated political culture.

But rising member of Parliament, Rathika Sitsabaiesan, 29, is at the centre of an embarrassing Photoshop controversy- after authorities apparently deemed her cleavage (pictured left) too hot to handle.

According to political blog Contrarian, an enterprising reader performed an image search for Sitsabaiesan and came across the thumbnail.

But when the reader clicked through to Sitsabaiesan's official Parliamentary profile, he found a modified version of the headshot, which had been retouched to edit out her feminine curves.

Canada's conservative politicos apparently decided that the photo was inappropriate for a workplace as formal as Parliament.

But critics argue that the alteration was anti-feminist, and that that the cleavage was removed to make Sitsabaiesan appear less womanly.

It is not known if the cropping was requested by her party, her own office, or on the Parliamentary website's own authority.

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Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Ed Anger on September 27, 2011, 05:02:48 PM
I'd hit it. Even with that weird uniboob.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: crazy canuck on September 27, 2011, 05:04:13 PM
I dont want to be around to witness the outrage of Cal over this.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: HVC on September 27, 2011, 05:05:00 PM
I wonder how she likes her steak.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Jacob on September 27, 2011, 05:06:11 PM
I'm very curious to see how the new young batch of NDP MPs are going to perform, and whether they'll make it through the next election.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Ed Anger on September 27, 2011, 05:08:45 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 27, 2011, 05:05:00 PM
I wonder how she likes her steak.

Also, does she own a tuxedo?
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Ed Anger on September 27, 2011, 05:10:03 PM
Quote from: Jacob on September 27, 2011, 05:06:11 PM
I'm very curious to see how the new young batch of NDP MPs are going to perform, and whether they'll make it through the next election.

If she doesn't make it, I'll offer Rathika a place in my Sexitorium in the basement. I just installed a mini-fridge!
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Neil on September 27, 2011, 05:19:57 PM
A 'rising' MP?  She's NDP, so she's pretty much peaked.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Admiral Yi on September 27, 2011, 05:28:28 PM
Photoshopping was stoopid, but what was she thinking with that Vamperilla outfit?
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Razgovory on September 27, 2011, 05:58:06 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 27, 2011, 05:28:28 PM
Photoshopping was stoopid, but what was she thinking with that Vamperilla outfit?

A way to get votes.  She's hot.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Jacob on September 27, 2011, 05:59:17 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 27, 2011, 05:28:28 PM
Photoshopping was stoopid, but what was she thinking with that Vamperilla outfit?

Probably "that looks pretty cute."
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Razgovory on September 27, 2011, 06:02:54 PM
Pat would probably rape her.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Caliga on September 27, 2011, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on September 27, 2011, 05:04:13 PM
I dont want to be around to witness the outrage of Cal over this.
We need to destroy your country in order to save it. :(
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: The Brain on September 28, 2011, 01:44:15 AM
Monstrous.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: 11B4V on September 28, 2011, 01:54:47 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 27, 2011, 05:02:48 PM
I'd hit it. Even with that weird uniboob.

Ya got that straight.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Josquius on September 28, 2011, 03:22:37 AM
She is doable yes.
And lol at the uniboob.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Ideologue on September 28, 2011, 04:31:17 AM
This is bizarre and frankly the work of insane people.  I would not vote for someone who prefers to be seen as inhuman.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 28, 2011, 05:20:17 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on September 28, 2011, 01:54:47 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 27, 2011, 05:02:48 PM
I'd hit it. Even with that weird uniboob.

Ya got that straight.

It's incredibly weird, in a transgender kinda way.  If I can't get a Polynesian muscle fuck, she'd have to make up for it somehow.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 28, 2011, 05:20:37 AM
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Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 06:28:18 AM
 :hmm: Anyway, what makes people think a 29 year old should be elected to Parliament? :huh:

"I vote 'LOL' on this measure." :bleeding:
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 06:30:15 AM
Quote from: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 06:28:18 AM
:hmm: Anyway, what makes people think a 29 year old should be elected to Parliament? :huh:

"I vote 'LOL' on this measure." :bleeding:

It was the Orange wave!
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Barrister on September 28, 2011, 08:13:20 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 06:30:15 AM
Quote from: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 06:28:18 AM
:hmm: Anyway, what makes people think a 29 year old should be elected to Parliament? :huh:

"I vote 'LOL' on this measure." :bleeding:

It was the Orange wave!

But she's from Toronto though...
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 08:20:18 AM
Quote from: Barrister on September 28, 2011, 08:13:20 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 06:30:15 AM
Quote from: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 06:28:18 AM
:hmm: Anyway, what makes people think a 29 year old should be elected to Parliament? :huh:

"I vote 'LOL' on this measure." :bleeding:

It was the Orange wave!

But she's from Toronto though...

Etnic vote? Is Scarborough-Rouge River mostly Tamil?
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Neil on September 28, 2011, 08:25:33 AM
Quote from: Barrister on September 28, 2011, 08:13:20 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 06:30:15 AM
Quote from: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 06:28:18 AM
:hmm: Anyway, what makes people think a 29 year old should be elected to Parliament? :huh:

"I vote 'LOL' on this measure." :bleeding:
It was the Orange wave!
But she's from Toronto though...
Surely you can't believe that only francophones are stupid enough to elect unqualified members of the NDP?
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Neil on September 28, 2011, 08:27:10 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 08:20:18 AM
Etnic vote? Is Scarborough-Rouge River mostly Tamil?
Probably not.  If it was an ethnic enclave, she would have been honour-killed for wearing a low cut outfit.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Barrister on September 28, 2011, 08:29:59 AM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 08:25:33 AM
Quote from: Barrister on September 28, 2011, 08:13:20 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 06:30:15 AM
Quote from: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 06:28:18 AM
:hmm: Anyway, what makes people think a 29 year old should be elected to Parliament? :huh:

"I vote 'LOL' on this measure." :bleeding:
It was the Orange wave!
But she's from Toronto though...
Surely you can't believe that only francophones are stupid enough to elect unqualified members of the NDP?

:shifty:
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 08:32:59 AM
Hey! Most members of the CP are also unqualified! And let's not talk about the Libs.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Neil on September 28, 2011, 08:41:08 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 08:32:59 AM
Hey! Most members of the CP are also unqualified! And let's not talk about the Libs.
Every MP in the Conservative Party is qualified except one, and he's only disqualified by my great personal enmity towards him.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Barrister on September 28, 2011, 08:43:27 AM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 08:41:08 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 08:32:59 AM
Hey! Most members of the CP are also unqualified! And let's not talk about the Libs.
Every MP in the Conservative Party is qualified except one, and he's only disqualified by my great personal enmity towards him.

Not a big Rob Anders fan?
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Malthus on September 28, 2011, 08:44:09 AM
Unqualified? Hell, she's a member of an opposition party under a majority government. Being decorative is about all they are useful for.  :P
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Neil on September 28, 2011, 08:44:47 AM
Quote from: Barrister on September 28, 2011, 08:43:27 AM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 08:41:08 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 08:32:59 AM
Hey! Most members of the CP are also unqualified! And let's not talk about the Libs.
Every MP in the Conservative Party is qualified except one, and he's only disqualified by my great personal enmity towards him.
Not a big Rob Anders fan?
No.  Think back to my homeland.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 08:47:13 AM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 08:41:08 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 08:32:59 AM
Hey! Most members of the CP are also unqualified! And let's not talk about the Libs.
Every MP in the Conservative Party is qualified except one, and he's only disqualified by my great personal enmity towards him.

You have it the other way around. They all are unqualified except one. Tony Clement. Clement is awesome.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Barrister on September 28, 2011, 08:53:13 AM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 08:44:47 AM
Quote from: Barrister on September 28, 2011, 08:43:27 AM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 08:41:08 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 08:32:59 AM
Hey! Most members of the CP are also unqualified! And let's not talk about the Libs.
Every MP in the Conservative Party is qualified except one, and he's only disqualified by my great personal enmity towards him.
Not a big Rob Anders fan?
No.  Think back to my homeland.

Chris Warkentin?  I don't know him.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: viper37 on September 28, 2011, 12:21:16 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 08:41:08 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 08:32:59 AM
Hey! Most members of the CP are also unqualified! And let's not talk about the Libs.
Every MP in the Conservative Party is qualified except one, and he's only disqualified by my great personal enmity towards him.
if they're so qualified, how come they spent 5 years in power and still have no idea where&what to cut to balance the budget?
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Neil on September 28, 2011, 01:30:23 PM
Quote from: viper37 on September 28, 2011, 12:21:16 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 08:41:08 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 28, 2011, 08:32:59 AM
Hey! Most members of the CP are also unqualified! And let's not talk about the Libs.
Every MP in the Conservative Party is qualified except one, and he's only disqualified by my great personal enmity towards him.
if they're so qualified, how come they spent 5 years in power and still have no idea where&what to cut to balance the budget?
That's not the job of an MP.  That's the job of the government.

Also, I was under the impression that the government has taken some steps and made some plans to balance the budget for FY 2015?
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: viper37 on September 28, 2011, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 01:30:23 PM
Also, I was under the impression that the government has taken some steps and made some plans to balance the budget for FY 2015?
They hired private consultants to tell them what to do, for 20 000 000$.
Link (French) (http://www.cyberpresse.ca/actualites/quebec-canada/politique-canadienne/201109/21/01-4449737-une-firme-privee-aide-le-gouvernement-a-faire-des-coupes.php)

I'm disapointed.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Malthus on September 28, 2011, 04:47:13 PM
Was the mystery of the vanishing cleavage ever solved?  ;)
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Neil on September 28, 2011, 05:07:53 PM
Quote from: viper37 on September 28, 2011, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 01:30:23 PM
Also, I was under the impression that the government has taken some steps and made some plans to balance the budget for FY 2015?
They hired private consultants to tell them what to do, for 20 000 000$.
Link (French) (http://www.cyberpresse.ca/actualites/quebec-canada/politique-canadienne/201109/21/01-4449737-une-firme-privee-aide-le-gouvernement-a-faire-des-coupes.php)

I'm disapointed.
That's what large organizations do these days:  Hire experts.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: AnchorClanker on September 28, 2011, 06:06:39 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 06:28:18 AM
:hmm: Anyway, what makes people think a 29 year old should be elected to Parliament? :huh:

"I vote 'LOL' on this measure." :bleeding:

Julia Goldsworthy was younger than that when she was elected to serve as an MP.
Pitt was PM at a younger age.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Neil on September 28, 2011, 06:25:59 PM
Quote from: AnchorClanker on September 28, 2011, 06:06:39 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 06:28:18 AM
:hmm: Anyway, what makes people think a 29 year old should be elected to Parliament? :huh:

"I vote 'LOL' on this measure." :bleeding:
Julia Goldsworthy was younger than that when she was elected to serve as an MP.
Pitt was PM at a younger age.
Young people have less responsibility than ever before.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 06:31:24 PM
Yeah, I don't think a comparison to Pitt is fair.  Society didn't expect people to live in this extended neonate experience like is expected now.  I mean, people got married when they were 14 and shit.

I don't know who the chick with the Jew-sounding name is so I can't comment on that, Ank.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: viper37 on September 28, 2011, 06:46:27 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 05:07:53 PM
That's what large organizations do these days:  Hire experts.
Sure.  On day 1 when you promise to do something and you need to do it now, not 5 years later.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: viper37 on September 28, 2011, 06:47:16 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 28, 2011, 04:47:13 PM
Was the mystery of the vanishing cleavage ever solved?  ;)
unfortunately, no.  We'll need a public inquiry to find it.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Ideologue on September 28, 2011, 06:49:56 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 06:31:24 PM
Yeah, I don't think a comparison to Pitt is fair.  Society didn't expect people to live in this extended neonate experience like is expected now.  I mean, people got married when they were 14 and shit.

I don't know who the chick with the Jew-sounding name is so I can't comment on that, Ank.

Jew?  Sounds like a Goddamn Bond girl.  By which I mean it sounds made up.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 06:51:15 PM
Bond girl names are usually a little more overt than that, though, like Suckie Thewhore or something. :bowler:
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 28, 2011, 07:20:03 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 06:28:18 AM
:hmm: Anyway, what makes people think a 29 year old should be elected to Parliament? :huh:

"I vote 'LOL' on this measure." :bleeding:
Isn't the US age limit for the House 25, and the Senate 30?
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 07:23:10 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 28, 2011, 07:20:03 PM
Isn't the US age limit for the House 25, and the Senate 30?
Who gives a fuck what the age limit is?  I ain't voting for a 25 year old.  I would even elect a 25 year old to be the fucking county judge. :yuk:
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Neil on September 28, 2011, 07:42:45 PM
Quote from: viper37 on September 28, 2011, 06:46:27 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 05:07:53 PM
That's what large organizations do these days:  Hire experts.
Sure.  On day 1 when you promise to do something and you need to do it now, not 5 years later.
Not if you're in a minority government you don't.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: viper37 on September 28, 2011, 11:31:34 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 07:42:45 PM
Quote from: viper37 on September 28, 2011, 06:46:27 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 05:07:53 PM
That's what large organizations do these days:  Hire experts.
Sure.  On day 1 when you promise to do something and you need to do it now, not 5 years later.
Not if you're in a minority government you don't.
you prepare for when you're the majority, so you can act on day one.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: viper37 on September 28, 2011, 11:33:27 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 28, 2011, 06:28:18 AM
:hmm: Anyway, what makes people think a 29 year old should be elected to Parliament? :huh:
18 years old is the age limit.  You got to be able to vote for yourself.
And I think we do have one MP of 19 years old.
Title: Re: Hot for Canadian MP? The mistery of the vanishing cleavage
Post by: Neil on September 28, 2011, 11:40:56 PM
Quote from: viper37 on September 28, 2011, 11:31:34 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 07:42:45 PM
Quote from: viper37 on September 28, 2011, 06:46:27 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 28, 2011, 05:07:53 PM
That's what large organizations do these days:  Hire experts.
Sure.  On day 1 when you promise to do something and you need to do it now, not 5 years later.
Not if you're in a minority government you don't.
you prepare for when you're the majority, so you can act on day one.
Wrong.  You concentrate all your efforts on being inoffensive and optics.