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Title: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 21, 2011, 03:47:59 PM
My parents asked me where I wanted to go for dinner for my birthday. 

I want to go to Red Lobster, and watch black people.

Happy Birfday to me.
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on July 21, 2011, 03:49:27 PM
 :cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Ed Anger on July 21, 2011, 03:49:36 PM
Happy Birfday. I'll be joining you in the 40 club soon.

Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: PDH on July 21, 2011, 04:08:14 PM
We don't get the darker folks at Red Lobster here :(

Oh, happy birthday old man.  Now, get your MA in english and start dating co-eds.
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 21, 2011, 04:12:51 PM
Quote from: PDH on July 21, 2011, 04:08:14 PM
We don't get the darker folks at Red Lobster here :(

A Red Lobster without negroes is like a night without stars. :(

Try to use your weiner a couple more times before it atrophies completely birfday boy. :cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: derspiess on July 21, 2011, 04:43:17 PM
Quote from: PDH on July 21, 2011, 04:08:14 PM
We don't get the darker folks at Red Lobster here :(

Is that another way of saying there are no black folks where you live?

FWIW, I'd hate to have to live off tips from waiting tables at Red Lobster :ph34r:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 21, 2011, 04:48:29 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 21, 2011, 04:17:58 PM
Cheer up it's not that bad; incidentally apparently today it's 24 years ago to the day, that I met the woman who ruined my life.  :whistle:

Swallow?
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Josephus on July 21, 2011, 04:49:59 PM
Are black folks known to visit Red Lobster? I wouldn't know, cause I hate cheap sea food.
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: mongers on July 21, 2011, 05:09:04 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 21, 2011, 04:48:29 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 21, 2011, 04:17:58 PM
Cheer up it's not that bad; incidentally apparently today it's 24 years ago to the day, that I met the woman who ruined my life.  :whistle:

Swallow?

Good grief, not her; she never did any harm what so ever.

Besides I was joking about the 'ruined my life' bit, generally the only people who do that is the person themselves; actually I'm jolly glad I met her, in a sort of fucked up way.  :D
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 21, 2011, 05:10:14 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 21, 2011, 05:09:04 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 21, 2011, 04:48:29 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 21, 2011, 04:17:58 PM
Cheer up it's not that bad; incidentally apparently today it's 24 years ago to the day, that I met the woman who ruined my life.  :whistle:

Swallow?

Good grief, not her; she never did any harm what so ever.

Spit?
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 21, 2011, 05:37:51 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 21, 2011, 04:49:59 PM
Are black folks known to visit Red Lobster? I wouldn't know, cause I hate cheap sea food.

The cheese biscuits are divine.  Divine, I tell you.
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Josephus on July 21, 2011, 05:41:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 21, 2011, 05:37:51 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 21, 2011, 04:49:59 PM
Are black folks known to visit Red Lobster? I wouldn't know, cause I hate cheap sea food.

The cheese biscuits are divine.  Divine, I tell you.

Can you just order them or do you have to order the "seafood" as well?
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 21, 2011, 05:53:55 PM
Happy Birthday! :cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Grallon on July 21, 2011, 06:42:10 PM
Christ you're old!  Happy birthday ;)



G.



Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: OttoVonBismarck on July 21, 2011, 07:52:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 21, 2011, 05:37:51 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 21, 2011, 04:49:59 PM
Are black folks known to visit Red Lobster? I wouldn't know, cause I hate cheap sea food.

The cheese biscuits are divine.  Divine, I tell you.

Yes.
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Razgovory on July 21, 2011, 08:21:30 PM
The last time I went there, the cheese biscuits were not so good.  They were different then usually where as well.
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Habbaku on July 21, 2011, 10:07:40 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 21, 2011, 08:21:30 PM
They were different then usually where as well.

:hmm:  They placed them beneath your seat?
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Razgovory on July 21, 2011, 10:21:19 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on July 21, 2011, 10:07:40 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 21, 2011, 08:21:30 PM
They were different then usually where as well.

:hmm:  They placed them beneath your seat?

Raz sometimes write and rewrites a post several times.  I often forget to delete parts of the first draft.  I'll admit what I write doesn't look to good when I post it, but it's usually better then what I originally wrote.  Typically a first draft is a strange collection of rude words and random thoughts sprinkled with insults and whining.  Come to think of it, the final draft can be characterized the same way.  Hmmm.
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Habbaku on July 21, 2011, 10:49:01 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: katmai on July 21, 2011, 10:56:47 PM
happy birthday seedy!
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Brazen on July 22, 2011, 03:40:04 AM
As Languishites are hit one-by one by the 40 truck I can gradually understand what they're talking about.

Happy birthday Seedy  :cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Slargos on July 22, 2011, 05:27:59 AM
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/27747/41-killed-in-china-bus-blaze%E2%80%94state-tv

I read this news story, and I immediately thought of you. Happy birthday.  :hug:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Pedrito on July 22, 2011, 07:53:49 AM
happy birfday seedy! :cheers:

L.
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Josephus on July 22, 2011, 08:28:37 AM
Yeah, happy birthday and enjoy the meal as much as you possibly can.

41's not so bad...it begins to go downhill at 45
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: mongers on July 22, 2011, 08:41:05 AM
QFT.  :D

Happy Brithday Money. :cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: derspiess on July 22, 2011, 09:37:33 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 21, 2011, 10:21:19 PM
Raz sometimes write and rewrites a post several times.  I often forget to delete parts of the first draft.  I'll admit what I write doesn't look to good when I post it, but it's usually better then what I originally wrote. 

Same here.  I usually edit my post pretty heavily even before I post it the first time, and very often I do a sloppy job of editing.


Oh, and happy berfday to our Ratbird-loving quasi-socialist Bawlmer boy :cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on July 22, 2011, 12:09:47 PM
Happy Birthday Seedy! :cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: PDH on July 22, 2011, 12:44:53 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 21, 2011, 04:43:17 PM
Is that another way of saying there are no black folks where you live?
Does about 1% count as no black folks?
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: viper37 on July 22, 2011, 12:50:22 PM
Funny, I pictured you as older than 41.  Would have given you at least 61.
Well, happy birthday anyway! :)
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Gaijin de Moscu on July 22, 2011, 03:46:31 PM
Happy B-day!    :cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: HVC on July 22, 2011, 03:51:50 PM
41 huh? Dont look back and think that the best is behind you. That's depressing. Look forward and see that there's, uhm... Retirement? Ok that's not much better :D :P

Happy birthday :cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Jacob on July 22, 2011, 03:56:13 PM
41 and Life.

Happy birthday :cheers:

Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 22, 2011, 04:11:28 PM
Hillary, you just set a new bar for internet incompetence. :lol:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Ed Anger on July 22, 2011, 04:15:25 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 22, 2011, 04:11:28 PM
Hillary, you just set a new bar for internet incompetence. :lol:

Eggplants.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: HVC on July 22, 2011, 04:24:00 PM
I aim to please :P
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 22, 2011, 04:39:07 PM
You should aim for some punctuation. :D
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Sophie Scholl on July 22, 2011, 09:10:56 PM
Happy birthday, Seedy.  May Ray Lewis, a talking bear, a lol cat or 12, and some Asian hookers into S&M make all your fondest dreams come true. :cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: sbr on July 22, 2011, 09:43:10 PM
Happy B-Day, I'll be there to in less than 2 months. :cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Alcibiades on July 22, 2011, 10:49:02 PM
Happy birthday old man.  :cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 22, 2011, 11:40:39 PM
Feliz Cumpleanos. :cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on July 23, 2011, 02:23:14 AM
I still say that one's 30s are the lowpoint, it starts getting better again after 40; Happy Birthday  :cool: !!
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: 11B4V on July 23, 2011, 10:41:42 AM
Happy B-day. Oh and go to Couty Buffet to watch the "Darkys"
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Syt on July 24, 2011, 06:41:44 AM
Congrats, seedy. :cheers:

You're probably my favorite USian on this board.

At any rate, Bawlmer is high on my list of "To Visit"-Cities should I ever do my Southern U.S. roadtrip. :)
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: merithyn on July 24, 2011, 08:31:37 AM
Sorry I'm late to the party, but happy birthday, anyway. :)

:cheers:
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Martinus on July 24, 2011, 08:35:24 AM
Now I know why you banned me. Happy birthday, oldie. It's downhill from here.
Title: Re: 41 years, shot in the ass
Post by: Slargos on July 24, 2011, 08:43:05 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 24, 2011, 08:35:24 AM
Now I know why you banned me. Happy birthday, oldie. It's downhill from here.

I really don't like that expression. I mean, it's great to go downhill. Takes no effort. All that work you did going uphill is now being rewarded by a breeze of a journey.

On the other hand, you're headed towards the bottom. There's a great chasm ahead of you. Probably filled with lizards or snakes.

It's just not a good expression.