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Started by CountDeMoney, July 21, 2011, 03:47:59 PM

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CountDeMoney

July 21, 2011, 03:47:59 PM
My parents asked me where I wanted to go for dinner for my birthday. 

I want to go to Red Lobster, and watch black people.

Happy Birfday to me.

MadBurgerMaker

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July 21, 2011, 03:49:27 PM
 :cheers:

Ed Anger

#2
July 21, 2011, 03:49:36 PM
Happy Birfday. I'll be joining you in the 40 club soon.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

PDH

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July 21, 2011, 04:08:14 PM
We don't get the darker folks at Red Lobster here :(

Oh, happy birthday old man.  Now, get your MA in english and start dating co-eds.
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Admiral Yi

#4
July 21, 2011, 04:12:51 PM
Quote from: PDH on July 21, 2011, 04:08:14 PM
We don't get the darker folks at Red Lobster here :(

A Red Lobster without negroes is like a night without stars. :(

Try to use your weiner a couple more times before it atrophies completely birfday boy. :cheers:

derspiess

#5
July 21, 2011, 04:43:17 PM
Quote from: PDH on July 21, 2011, 04:08:14 PM
We don't get the darker folks at Red Lobster here :(

Is that another way of saying there are no black folks where you live?

FWIW, I'd hate to have to live off tips from waiting tables at Red Lobster :ph34r:
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Eddie Teach

#6
July 21, 2011, 04:48:29 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 21, 2011, 04:17:58 PM
Cheer up it's not that bad; incidentally apparently today it's 24 years ago to the day, that I met the woman who ruined my life.  :whistle:

Swallow?
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Josephus

#7
July 21, 2011, 04:49:59 PM
Are black folks known to visit Red Lobster? I wouldn't know, cause I hate cheap sea food.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

mongers

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July 21, 2011, 05:09:04 PM Last Edit: July 21, 2011, 05:13:35 PM by mongers
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 21, 2011, 04:48:29 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 21, 2011, 04:17:58 PM
Cheer up it's not that bad; incidentally apparently today it's 24 years ago to the day, that I met the woman who ruined my life.  :whistle:

Swallow?

Good grief, not her; she never did any harm what so ever.

Besides I was joking about the 'ruined my life' bit, generally the only people who do that is the person themselves; actually I'm jolly glad I met her, in a sort of fucked up way.  :D
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Admiral Yi

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July 21, 2011, 05:10:14 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 21, 2011, 05:09:04 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 21, 2011, 04:48:29 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 21, 2011, 04:17:58 PM
Cheer up it's not that bad; incidentally apparently today it's 24 years ago to the day, that I met the woman who ruined my life.  :whistle:

Swallow?

Good grief, not her; she never did any harm what so ever.

Spit?

CountDeMoney

#10
July 21, 2011, 05:37:51 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 21, 2011, 04:49:59 PM
Are black folks known to visit Red Lobster? I wouldn't know, cause I hate cheap sea food.

The cheese biscuits are divine.  Divine, I tell you.

Josephus

#11
July 21, 2011, 05:41:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 21, 2011, 05:37:51 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 21, 2011, 04:49:59 PM
Are black folks known to visit Red Lobster? I wouldn't know, cause I hate cheap sea food.

The cheese biscuits are divine.  Divine, I tell you.

Can you just order them or do you have to order the "seafood" as well?
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

jimmy olsen

#12
July 21, 2011, 05:53:55 PM
Happy Birthday! :cheers:
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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Grallon

#13
July 21, 2011, 06:42:10 PM
Christ you're old!  Happy birthday ;)



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OttoVonBismarck

#14
July 21, 2011, 07:52:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 21, 2011, 05:37:51 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 21, 2011, 04:49:59 PM
Are black folks known to visit Red Lobster? I wouldn't know, cause I hate cheap sea food.

The cheese biscuits are divine.  Divine, I tell you.

Yes.
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