What would it be?
For me it can only be one thing: Death to ALL muslims.
Even the fake African-American ones?
To be able to hear properly.
Quote from: The Brain on July 01, 2011, 01:48:04 PM
Even the fake African-American ones?
I don't know enough about them.
Anyway, the problem is not racial.
Being arab is ok, being muslim is not.
Quote from: mongers on July 01, 2011, 01:50:09 PM
To be able to hear properly.
Don't be selfish.
We all have personal problems.
Are you gonna waste your ONE wish on yourself instead of saving the world?
To predict the future. Even if only one day ahead.
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on July 01, 2011, 01:54:06 PM
To predict the future. Even if only one day ahead.
Would be incredibly depressing. "Oh, look, I'm going to be in a horrible car crash tomorrow, whee!"
Plenty more wishes.
If that's not an option, it would be pretty difficult to choose.
In this scenario, do we both get wishes? Because if you've already wiped out the Muslims it gets a bit easier for me. [I guess I'll have a coke then.]
Still going to be difficult.
How do I weigh the satisfaction of for instance a 30cm cock, versus unlimited wealth, or the eradication of all mud peoples or Jacob? I simply wouldn't be able to make a decision and live with it knowing what I had to give up in order to get what I got.
More wishes. Duh.
Or to be uncontested emperor of the world.
Quote from: Slargos on July 01, 2011, 02:49:45 PM
How do I weigh the satisfaction of for instance a 30cm cock,
Dude, you're already out. Give it a rest.
Quote from: The Brain on July 01, 2011, 03:01:03 PM
Quote from: Slargos on July 01, 2011, 02:49:45 PM
How do I weigh the satisfaction of for instance a 30cm cock,
Dude, you're already out. Give it a rest.
:lol:
I knew how that one would go, but I decided to just run with it. :blush:
Quote from: Siege on July 01, 2011, 01:43:52 PM
What would it be?
For me it can only be one thing: Death to ALL muslims.
Great, then I'll need a new doctor.
Quote from: Razgovory on July 01, 2011, 03:06:47 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 01, 2011, 01:43:52 PM
What would it be?
For me it can only be one thing: Death to ALL muslims.
Great, then I'll need a new doctor.
Oh please, do we have to get in the old argument of muslims that drink and pork are not "moderate", they are simply NOT muslims?
I wish for infinite more wishes.
No more infinite more wishes!
Come on...
Quote from: Siege on July 01, 2011, 03:08:58 PM
Oh please, do we have to get in the old argument of muslims that drink and pork are not "moderate", they are simply NOT muslims?
I have no idea what he eats or drinks. This sound like the no true Scotsman thing.
I wish I could lead a normal life. Have a good job, a wife, some little ones, a house. You know, the whole thing.
Quote from: Siege on July 01, 2011, 03:35:19 PM
No more infinite more wishes!
Come on...
Death to all Semites. :hmm:
Quote from: Siege on July 01, 2011, 03:35:19 PM
No more infinite more wishes!
Come on...
OK, I wish for omnipotence.
Quote from: Siege on July 01, 2011, 01:43:52 PM
What would it be?
For me it can only be one thing: Death to ALL muslims.
Good idea. That way, there would be 2 billion Christians against 6 million Jews. No way America would have favored a Jewish state over a Christian one, so Israël wouldn't exist today.
Nice, I suppose.
My wish would be to have unlimited wishes. Then, I'll start by asking for women and money. Once I'm rested, I shall deal with the rest of the world's problem :P
Barring infinite wishes, I'd go with perfect health.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 01, 2011, 05:59:23 PM
Barring infinite wishes, I'd go with perfect health.
Of the regenerative, immortal kind? :hmm:
Eternal youth.
Quote from: Monoriu on July 01, 2011, 06:21:57 PM
Eternal youth.
But then you'd never get to retire.
Quote from: Monoriu on July 01, 2011, 06:21:57 PM
Eternal youth.
Granted...
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Edit: BTW, what the fuck is the chinese guy doing wishing for something as esoteric as eternal life rather than oodles of money to get oneself photoshopped onto roads.
To walk a planet devoid of humans - so I can walk though the ruins they left behind. At last some silence!
G.
Quote from: Grallon on July 01, 2011, 06:57:23 PM
To walk a planet devoid of humans - so I can walk though the ruins they left behind. At last some silence!
G.
This is very doable. Shoot your ass up into space and leave you on Mars. I approve.
Superman powers, without Superman responsibility.
Quote from: Monoriu on July 01, 2011, 06:21:57 PM
Eternal youth.
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:unsure:
I would wish for the entire world to return to the barter system. :)
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 08:11:15 PM
I would wish for the entire world to return to the barter system. :)
This is the cruelest thing that you could ever do.
What a cute baby. :wub:
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 08:11:15 PM
I would wish for the entire world to return to the barter system. :)
Dear god why?
Quote from: Neil on July 04, 2011, 08:13:25 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 08:11:15 PM
I would wish for the entire world to return to the barter system. :)
This is the cruelest thing that you could ever do.
I can't think of a good reason for doing this.
Maybe she just really wants to be a prostitute? :unsure:
Quote from: Habbaku on July 04, 2011, 08:52:10 PM
Maybe she just really wants to be a prostitute? :unsure:
I'm pretty sure there is an easier way to do that then reduce humanity to poverty.
Quote from: Razgovory on July 04, 2011, 08:54:58 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on July 04, 2011, 08:52:10 PM
Maybe she just really wants to be a prostitute? :unsure:
I'm pretty sure there is an easier way to do that then reduce humanity to poverty.
Yes, just being a prostitute is an easy way to do that. Following that with nukes would reduce humanity to poverty again.
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2011, 08:25:42 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 08:11:15 PM
I would wish for the entire world to return to the barter system. :)
Dear god why?
Because then only the people who can actually do or make something will be valuable and everyone else will be dead and gone. :)
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2011, 08:25:42 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 08:11:15 PM
I would wish for the entire world to return to the barter system. :)
Dear god why?
Because then only the people who can actually do or make something will be valuable and everyone else will be dead and gone. :)
Sorry but I like the 21st century. Perhaps you can take yourself to Montana and leave the rest of us well alone? :hug:
Oh, good; let's roll back the Industrial Revolution while we're at it. Also, dying at 43 was pretty cool.
Quote from: garbon on July 04, 2011, 09:20:26 PM
Sorry but I like the 21st century. Perhaps you can take yourself to Montana and leave the rest of us well alone? :hug:
Given that this is all theoretical, seems silly to do such a thing. Especially since Montana doesn't work on the barter system. :P
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 09:31:17 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 04, 2011, 09:20:26 PM
Sorry but I like the 21st century. Perhaps you can take yourself to Montana and leave the rest of us well alone? :hug:
Given that this is all theoretical, seems silly to do such a thing. Especially since Montana doesn't work on the barter system. :P
Yeah but I think you are theoretically stupid and that seems like a good out of the way place.
As for the original question - I suppose I'd wish for people to understand when to use facts and reason, and when to use emotion... that would solve a good many problems by virture of the ripple effect.
Quote from: AnchorClanker on July 04, 2011, 09:37:46 PM
As for the original question - I suppose I'd wish for people to understand when to use facts and reason, and when to use emotion... that would solve a good many problems by virture of the ripple effect.
Oh don't be so emotional.
:D
Quote from: Ideologue on July 01, 2011, 08:57:43 PM
Superman powers, without Superman responsibility.
Very interesting.
This brings up a new interesting topic.
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2011, 08:25:42 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 08:11:15 PM
I would wish for the entire world to return to the barter system. :)
Dear god why?
Because then only the people who can actually do or make something will be valuable and everyone else will be dead and gone. :)
Yeah, that's what poverty is.
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2011, 08:25:42 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 08:11:15 PM
I would wish for the entire world to return to the barter system. :)
Dear god why?
Because then only the people who can actually do or make something will be valuable and everyone else will be dead and gone. :)
Haha. You must certainly realize that even if you reset human history and we are back to the barter system eventually some people will realize how to acumulate power and wealth, and in the end we will be back where we are now, no matter how long it takes.
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2011, 08:25:42 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 08:11:15 PM
I would wish for the entire world to return to the barter system. :)
Dear god why?
Because then only the people who can actually do or make something will be valuable and everyone else will be dead and gone. :)
Presumably you believe you are one of the valuable ones? What exactly do you do?
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:lmfao:
Might be worth it.
A vaccine against Alzheimer's disease.
Quote from: Brazen on July 05, 2011, 06:19:49 AM
A vaccine against Alzheimer's disease.
Great, you smug bitch. Way to make everyone else feel like a jackass. <_<
Quote from: Neil on July 04, 2011, 10:04:48 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2011, 08:25:42 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 08:11:15 PM
I would wish for the entire world to return to the barter system. :)
Dear god why?
Because then only the people who can actually do or make something will be valuable and everyone else will be dead and gone. :)
Yeah, that's what poverty is.
It would certainly kill off the artists and the poets and the writers, but I think it would also kill off valuable people like research doctors, scientists, and disaster-recovery planners. Obviously, it would eliminate police, and all forms of transportation save shank's mare, but those might not be huge losses. If Meri is a criminal or a peasant, she would be okay.
Maybe the disaster-recovery planners had a plan for the disaster of someone wishing for mankind to go back to the stone age?
Poland would cease to exist.
Quote from: ulmont on July 01, 2011, 02:40:37 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on July 01, 2011, 01:54:06 PM
To predict the future. Even if only one day ahead.
Would be incredibly depressing. "Oh, look, I'm going to be in a horrible car crash tomorrow, whee!"
Does that happen to you on a daily basis? :huh:
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2011, 08:25:42 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 08:11:15 PM
I would wish for the entire world to return to the barter system. :)
Dear god why?
Because then only the people who can actually do or make something will be valuable and everyone else will be dead and gone. :)
I never took you to be a Marxist Meri. :huh:
Cloak of invisibility.
After reading this, it would be that no one on languish gets any wishes. :P
Except for Brazen.
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2011, 08:25:42 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 04, 2011, 08:11:15 PM
I would wish for the entire world to return to the barter system. :)
Dear god why?
Because then only the people who can actually do or make something will be valuable and everyone else will be dead and gone. :)
as far as i know a true barter system never existed. Gift economies (or whatever it's called) was the norm. Term indian giver comes from that. Barter is just too difficult. You make coats and want to get leather? farmer doesn't need any coats, how do you get your leather? you need to find someone who wants coats and has something the farmer wants. and that's the easy way. you might have to go down a complicated chain just to get someting the farmer wants. That means you won't have time to make coats :lol:. Money is simplier.
If Meri wants, we could form a Spartan system for her. No money there. Then again, women were mainly for blasting out crotchfruit out of their babycannons for the state. She would LOVE that.
Quote from: Josephus on July 05, 2011, 09:43:49 AM
Cloak of invisibility.
It could be taken from you.
I will go for Shapeable Force Fields.
I could surround myself in a impenetrable/nuke proof force shield, or use it offensibly as a battering ram.
I could also push it down to lift myself in the air and hover like a helicopter.
Or I could shape the force field thin to cut like a blade.
Or I could slide it under objects to lift them into the air.
If I keep thinking, I'm pretty sure I can come up with a gazillion things I can do with a Shapeable Force Field (tm) besides shielding.
Disappearance of all religious belief.
Quote from: Siege on July 05, 2011, 01:09:13 PM
or use it offensibly as a battering ram.
I could also push it down to lift myself in the air and hover like a helicopter.
Or I could shape the force field thin to cut like a blade.
Or I could slide it under objects to lift them into the air.
If I keep thinking, I'm pretty sure I can come up with a gazillion things I can do with a Shapeable Force Field (tm) besides shielding.
Laws of physics still apply.
Sure, you can use it as a battering ram, but you can just use an ordinary battering ram as a battering ram, and it would probably work much better since it would be swung rather than pushed.
And you know what slices like a blade? An actual blade. Cool, huh?
Lifting objects can be done with such wonderous marvels as hands and cranes.
Wicked cool.
Do you see how I used saved you from squandering your wish?
Get back to spending it on the deaths of all Muslimo-Arabs.
Quote from: Martinus on July 05, 2011, 04:47:16 PM
Disappearance of all religious belief.
But without religious belief, what's to keep you from being brutally murdered?
Quote from: Martinus on July 05, 2011, 04:47:16 PM
Disappearance of all religious belief.
Yeah, I think you would be surprised, and not at all amused, by the result of this.
Quote from: Barrister on July 05, 2011, 09:39:53 AM
I never took you to be a Marxist Meri. :huh:
I was being silly, but decided to play along when everyone else got their panties in a knot over it.
It would be impossible to come up with a single wish - or so I thought until I read Brazen's - so I figured make it something completely silly. I never imagined anyone would take me seriously. :lol:
I thought it was part of your womyns lib spiel. :Embarrass:
An All-You-Can Eat Seafood buffet in my house, with fresh catch imported daily.
I know what I'd wish for:
two chicks at one time, man. :thumbsup:
Quote from: Barrister on July 05, 2011, 11:12:29 PM
I know what I'd wish for:
two chicks at one time, man. :thumbsup:
Having had two men at one time, I fail to see how two women at one time could be really that exciting, even for one of those predilections.
Quote from: garbon on July 05, 2011, 11:57:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 05, 2011, 11:12:29 PM
I know what I'd wish for:
two chicks at one time, man. :thumbsup:
Having had two men at one time, I fail to see how two women at one time could be really that exciting, even for one of those predilections.
Office space.
Wait your wish is for two chick at one time or more office space? make up your mind you stodgy uke.
Quote from: katmai on July 06, 2011, 12:07:52 AM
Wait your wish is for two chick at one time or more office space? make up your mind you stodgy uke.
:thumbsup:
Quote from: garbon on July 06, 2011, 12:08:18 AM
Quote from: katmai on July 06, 2011, 12:07:52 AM
Wait your wish is for two chick at one time or more office space? make up your mind you stodgy uke.
:thumbsup:
Well for my second wish...
Quote from: Martinus on July 05, 2011, 04:47:16 PM
Disappearance of all religious belief.
No laws against cruelty to animals?
Three women at one time.
IMMORTALITY
But from when I was 21, not 41. Bleh.
Quote from: Josephus on July 06, 2011, 07:15:45 AM
Three women at one time.
Dammit, that just takes a little work. It ain't that hard.
Remember to divide you time between all three equally, don't get fixated on pounding just one. Stick and move, stick and move.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 06, 2011, 08:06:01 AM
Quote from: Josephus on July 06, 2011, 07:15:45 AM
Three women at one time.
Dammit, that just takes a little work. It ain't that hard.
Remember to divide you time between all three equally, don't get fixated on pounding just one. Stick and move, stick and move.
No matter the number always pay the most attention to your girlfriend/wife. bad things happen later if you don't :lol:
Quote from: HVC on July 06, 2011, 08:17:18 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 06, 2011, 08:06:01 AM
Quote from: Josephus on July 06, 2011, 07:15:45 AM
Three women at one time.
Dammit, that just takes a little work. It ain't that hard.
Remember to divide you time between all three equally, don't get fixated on pounding just one. Stick and move, stick and move.
No matter the number always pay the most attention to your girlfriend/wife. bad things happen later if you don't :lol:
Depends on her attitude. She can entertain herself with another woman.