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Title: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on June 29, 2011, 12:56:32 AM
An interesting survey result :

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-13952592

Also, TMI from Mr Golding at the end of the piece.

I wonder where they went wrong  :hmm:
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Habbaku on June 29, 2011, 01:02:48 AM
Can they re-apply for colonization?
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Slargos on June 29, 2011, 01:02:49 AM
Blacks can't rule themselves. The Jamaicans are obviously above average when it comes to the muds, since they realize themselves they were better off being ruled by the English (granted, to want to be ruled by the English you'd have to be in pretty dire straits).


Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Brazen on June 29, 2011, 04:51:19 AM
Jamaica is the biggest shit-hole I've ever been too. It was the one occasion I wish I HAD been to an all-inclusive tourist resort rather than "experienced" the country.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 29, 2011, 05:04:14 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on June 29, 2011, 12:56:32 AM
Also, TMI from Mr Golding at the end of the piece.

So I take it you're not sharing the same dream?
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 29, 2011, 05:15:49 AM
Quote from: Brazen on June 29, 2011, 04:51:19 AM
Jamaica is the biggest shit-hole I've ever been too. It was the one occasion I wish I HAD been to an all-inclusive tourist resort rather than "experienced" the country.

No joke.  Getting from the airport to the resort was all I needed to see.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Caliga on June 29, 2011, 05:32:08 AM
 :yuk: Why on earth would anyone go to Jamaica?
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 29, 2011, 05:33:12 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 29, 2011, 05:32:08 AM
:yuk: Why on earth would anyone go to Jamaica?

When your evil, manipulative ex-girlfriend decides you are.  Duh.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Josquius on June 29, 2011, 07:01:22 AM
I've heard this oppinion is strong before, interesting to see actual poll results however.

I can see the point. The French colonies that stuck with France are doing great with lots of European money thrown at them. And what do they lose? A bit of silly nationalism/
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Caliga on June 29, 2011, 07:09:21 AM
I would be interested to see a similar poll conducted in Haiti. :)
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: dps on June 29, 2011, 08:02:30 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on June 29, 2011, 01:02:48 AM
Can they re-apply for colonization?

Newfoundland did.  But then the British screwed them over by giving them to Canada.  I'm sure the Jamaicans wouldn't want that.  Heck, Haiti wouldn't want that.


;)
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Brazen on June 29, 2011, 08:04:21 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 29, 2011, 05:32:08 AM
:yuk: Why on earth would anyone go to Jamaica?
For a £43 wedding.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Habbaku on June 29, 2011, 09:36:36 AM
Quote from: Brazen on June 29, 2011, 04:51:19 AM
Jamaica is the biggest shit-hole I've ever been too. It was the one occasion I wish I HAD been to an all-inclusive tourist resort rather than "experienced" the country.

I went to the place where every white face is an
invitation to robbery
sitting here in my safe European home
don't wanna go back there again
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Valmy on June 29, 2011, 09:39:17 AM
Heh it is like Mayotte.

Colonialism is good so long as your Imperial master gives you stuff instead of taking stuff.  Also I feel bad for Caribbean nations they get blown over by hurricans so often and there is nowhere for them to hide.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Razgovory on June 29, 2011, 09:49:56 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 29, 2011, 07:01:22 AM
I've heard this oppinion is strong before, interesting to see actual poll results however.

I can see the point. The French colonies that stuck with France are doing great with lots of European money thrown at them. And what do they lose? A bit of silly nationalism/

Senegal, land of plenty.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Valmy on June 29, 2011, 09:55:14 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 29, 2011, 09:49:56 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 29, 2011, 07:01:22 AM
I've heard this oppinion is strong before, interesting to see actual poll results however.

I can see the point. The French colonies that stuck with France are doing great with lots of European money thrown at them. And what do they lose? A bit of silly nationalism/

Senegal, land of plenty.

Ah a cutting barb!  But I am not sure what point you are trying to make...Senegal is a pretty poor country so does not really work as a counter-example.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Razgovory on June 29, 2011, 10:08:05 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 29, 2011, 09:55:14 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 29, 2011, 09:49:56 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 29, 2011, 07:01:22 AM
I've heard this oppinion is strong before, interesting to see actual poll results however.

I can see the point. The French colonies that stuck with France are doing great with lots of European money thrown at them. And what do they lose? A bit of silly nationalism/

Senegal, land of plenty.

Ah a cutting barb!  But I am not sure what point you are trying to make...Senegal is a pretty poor country so does not really work as a counter-example.

Which former French colonies that have stayed with France aren't poor countries?  All the ones I know are in Africa.  Haiti stayed with France in the sense that occasionally France would show up and pillage it.  Senegal is one of the the wealthier ones.  I suppose you could say Quebec and Louisiana, but former was a British Colony for a long time and much of the later was a Spanish one.  And neither are really independent countries.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on June 29, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
Guadeloupe, Martinique, French Guiana, Reunion.........they are still overseas departments of France, just like Hawaii is a state of the USA.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Razgovory on June 29, 2011, 10:15:17 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on June 29, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
Guadeloupe, Martinique, French Guiana, Reunion.........they are still overseas departments of France, just like Hawaii is a state of the USA.

Ah, I misunderstood.  I thought we were talking about former colonies.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Valmy on June 29, 2011, 10:31:05 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 29, 2011, 10:08:05 AM
Which former French colonies that have stayed with France aren't poor countries?

Well if they stayed with France they wouldn't be former French colonies they would be present French colonies :P
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Norgy on June 29, 2011, 10:40:07 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on June 29, 2011, 09:36:36 AM
Quote from: Brazen on June 29, 2011, 04:51:19 AM
Jamaica is the biggest shit-hole I've ever been too. It was the one occasion I wish I HAD been to an all-inclusive tourist resort rather than "experienced" the country.

I went to the place where every white face is an
invitation to robbery
sitting here in my safe European home
don't wanna go back there again


Now we know where Joe Strummer got the inspiration from.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Valmy on June 29, 2011, 10:44:04 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 29, 2011, 10:15:17 AM
Ah, I misunderstood.  I thought we were talking about former colonies.

Your irrational hatred of noble France had blinded you :console:

I am glad you can now see.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Razgovory on June 29, 2011, 10:45:13 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 29, 2011, 10:44:04 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 29, 2011, 10:15:17 AM
Ah, I misunderstood.  I thought we were talking about former colonies.

Your irrational hatred of noble France had blinded you :console:

I am glad you can now see.

I thought you liked France for it's lack of nobility.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Ed Anger on June 29, 2011, 10:46:04 AM
Ewww, rule by limeys. ick.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Barrister on June 29, 2011, 10:48:59 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 29, 2011, 10:46:04 AM
Ewww, rule by limeys. ick.

There is no fienr people to be ruled by than the English.   :mad:
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Ed Anger on June 29, 2011, 10:53:03 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 29, 2011, 10:48:59 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 29, 2011, 10:46:04 AM
Ewww, rule by limeys. ick.

There is no fienr people to be ruled by than the English.   :mad:

Fuck the English. Especially the Geordie subhumans.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Barrister on June 29, 2011, 10:56:45 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 29, 2011, 10:53:03 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 29, 2011, 10:48:59 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 29, 2011, 10:46:04 AM
Ewww, rule by limeys. ick.

There is no fienr people to be ruled by than the English.   :mad:

Fuck the English. Especially the Geordie subhumans.

Well that is true. -_-
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Valmy on June 29, 2011, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 29, 2011, 10:45:13 AM
I thought you liked France for it's lack of nobility.

Nothing is more noble than the killing of nobles.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: HVC on June 29, 2011, 11:07:10 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 29, 2011, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 29, 2011, 10:45:13 AM
I thought you liked France for it's lack of nobility.

Nothing is more noble than the killing of nobles.
you're too french for your own good :P
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Winkelried on June 29, 2011, 11:57:15 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 29, 2011, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 29, 2011, 10:45:13 AM
I thought you liked France for it's lack of nobility.

Nothing is more noble than the killing of nobles.

Amen.  :swiss:
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Viking on June 29, 2011, 12:05:50 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 29, 2011, 10:48:59 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 29, 2011, 10:46:04 AM
Ewww, rule by limeys. ick.

There is no fienr people to be ruled by than the English.   :mad:

Obviously English rule in Canada hasn't worked properly. A few more decades of rule by the Foreign and Commonwealth Office might have enabled you to spell "finer" correctly.
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: Barrister on June 29, 2011, 12:07:28 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 29, 2011, 12:05:50 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 29, 2011, 10:48:59 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 29, 2011, 10:46:04 AM
Ewww, rule by limeys. ick.

There is no fienr people to be ruled by than the English.   :mad:

Obviously English rule in Canada hasn't worked properly. A few more decades of rule by the Foreign and Commonwealth Office might have enabled you to spell "finer" correctly.

Clearly it is my typing that needs work, not my spelling. :contract:
Title: Re: Jamaica realises the error of its ways
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 29, 2011, 04:37:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 29, 2011, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 29, 2011, 10:45:13 AM
I thought you liked France for it's lack of nobility.

Nothing is more noble than the killing of nobles.

That's goddamn right.