Poll
Question:
Which one is the worst?
Option 1: Batman and Robin
votes: 16
Option 2: Catwoman
votes: 19
Option 3: Daredevil
votes: 6
Option 4: Spiderman 3
votes: 1
Option 5: Hulk
votes: 5
Option 6: Iron Man/Iron Man 2
votes: 1
Option 7: Superman IV
votes: 6
Option 8: Superman Returns
votes: 3
Option 9: X-Man Origins: Wolverine
votes: 3
Option 10: Fantastic Four(any)
votes: 1
Option 11: Elektra
votes: 5
Option 12: Other
votes: 3
No, Superhero Movie doesn't count. ;)
I declined to vote for all of them, but the temptation was strong.
Settled on Catwoman.
How could Iron Man be the worst?
Captain America with Reb Brown was pretty dire.
Quote from: garbon on May 26, 2011, 07:48:40 PM
How could Iron Man be the worst?
Yeah, weird addition to that list. Iron Man is a great movie.
No harm giving the people more options.
Haven't seen or heard much about Captain America, so didn't think to add it.
Considering it's not out yet...
I thought that Captain Blue Penis movie was pretty bad.
X-Men (the first movie) was practically a study in wretched.
As bad as Batman and Robin was, at least it had a budget. Superman IV. Dear God.
Of that list, I've only seen Iron Man 1 & 2. IM2 was bad, so I voted for that.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 26, 2011, 08:03:04 PM
I thought that Captain Blue Penis movie was pretty bad.
Watchman was a great movie, not as great as the book of course, but still pretty awesome.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 26, 2011, 08:07:34 PM
As bad as Batman and Robin was, at least it had a budget. Superman IV. Dear God.
Quest for Peace my ass. The film was a communist plot.
Puma-man.
Catwoman didn't actually happen in my universe. :p I voted for Elektra because I saw the box at a discount store the other day and got painful flashbacks from it. made Daredevil seem, well, not as crappy.
Obviously Catwoman was one of my votes.
The other... Well, the Wolverine movie didn't have a single moment in it where I was like 'that's cool'. Most of the others could say that. And they fucked up Ryan Reynolds' character by closing his mouth, depriving us of snappy dialogue.
Another one I'd put on the list in contention (although not as bad as Elektra, Daredevil, Superman IV or Batman and Robin was Blade II.
Blade is not a superhero, the same way Dracula isn't either.
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:26:46 PM
Blade is not a superhero, the same way Dracula isn't either.
He's an original Marvel Comics character who has appeared in Spider-Man and palled around with Doctor Strange. Superhero.
Quote from: Neil on May 26, 2011, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:26:46 PM
Blade is not a superhero, the same way Dracula isn't either.
He's an original Marvel Comics character who has appeared in Spider-Man and palled around with Doctor Strange. Superhero.
Stop spreading lies.
Why don't you go and watch some Cirque D' Soleil or something?
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:39:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 26, 2011, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:26:46 PM
Blade is not a superhero, the same way Dracula isn't either.
He's an original Marvel Comics character who has appeared in Spider-Man and palled around with Doctor Strange. Superhero.
Stop spreading lies.
Why don't you go and watch some Cirque D' Soleil or something?
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of superhero, and My ruling is that Blade is most assuredly a superhero.
Besides, Cirque Du Soleil is in Vegas, not Edmonton.
Quote from: Neil on May 26, 2011, 09:43:55 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:39:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 26, 2011, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:26:46 PM
Blade is not a superhero, the same way Dracula isn't either.
He's an original Marvel Comics character who has appeared in Spider-Man and palled around with Doctor Strange. Superhero.
Stop spreading lies.
Why don't you go and watch some Cirque D' Soleil or something?
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of superhero, and My ruling is that Blade is most assuredly a superhero.
Besides, Cirque Du Soleil is in Vegas, not Edmonton.
Whatever. Don't let facts get in the way of your strawmen.
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:47:40 PM
Don't let facts get in the way of your strawmen.
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of strawmen, and My ruling is that you used Neil's line.
Quote from: grumbler on May 26, 2011, 09:50:39 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:47:40 PM
Don't let facts get in the way of your strawmen.
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of strawmen, and My ruling is that you used Neil's line.
It is not a good idea to get in the middle of a fight between Neil and I.
You might end up with your pooper hurting.
The Hulk movies are almost impossible to watch. And my second vote goes to Elektra.
L.
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:58:10 PM
Quote from: grumbler on May 26, 2011, 09:50:39 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:47:40 PM
Don't let facts get in the way of your strawmen.
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of strawmen, and My ruling is that you used Neil's line.
It is not a good idea to get in the middle of a fight between Neil and I.
You might end up with your pooper hurting.
You are both Raging Homosexuals.
As for the topic: Couldn't say, they are all so outrageously atrocious.
Especially the Superman movies.
But Elektra and Superman I-IX would probably be it. I consider the Supermen a package atrocity.
Wolverine was pretty good.
Edit: Finally settled on Elektra and Hulk. Elektra was such a bad movie that it takes presedence over Superman, which is just an idiotic concept. What's the goddamned point of a character that literally CANNOT die? Hulk and Superman are meaningless creatures and should be strapped to a rocket and fired into a supernova. Probably been done in one episode or another, and they came through alright and used their time-spinning powers to return to earth circa 1985 AD
Quote from: Slargos on May 27, 2011, 02:01:43 AMWolverine was pretty good.
:yuk:
Wolverine was a terrible POS, the only redeeming issue I got from watching it was that it only costed me 2 bucks to get into the cinema. Walking out of the cinema was seriously considered after half an hour.
I voted for that and Batman and Robin, but I got that confused with Batman Returns. I want to think that both Schumacher movies just didn't exist.
Quote from: Pedrito on May 27, 2011, 01:49:01 AM
The Hulk movies are almost impossible to watch. And my second vote goes to Elektra.
L.
I thought the Incredible Hulk was miles better than Ang Lee's Hulk.
The Punisher.
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 27, 2011, 04:56:38 AM
The Punisher.
Which one? There are at least two or three films in recent memory. :P
Superman IV; other movies their are Turkeys, but Superman IV suffers more than them because it can be compared with the much superior first two films.
Quote from: The Larch on May 27, 2011, 05:02:06 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 27, 2011, 04:56:38 AM
The Punisher.
Which one? There are at least two or three films in recent memory. :P
Three that I can recall. In descending order of dubious quality, 2 - 3 - 1.
The last one was actually funny in a ridiculously gory violence sort of way, but the only one with any attempt at quality was the second, IMO.
I remember Batman Forever physically made me feel sick. The green lighting was horrid.
Other. Nick Fury: Agent of Shield. Sure, it was a TV movie, but those who've had the (mis)fortune to catch that piece of crap know just how awful it is. Starting with David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury. :P
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:58:10 PM
Quote from: grumbler on May 26, 2011, 09:50:39 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:47:40 PM
Don't let facts get in the way of your strawmen.
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of strawmen, and My ruling is that you used Neil's line.
It is not a good idea to get in the middle of a fight between Neil and I.
You might end up with your pooper hurting.
I am the worlds foremost expert on causality, and My ruling is that grumbler's post will not effect the status of his sphincter.
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on May 27, 2011, 08:42:53 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:58:10 PM
Quote from: grumbler on May 26, 2011, 09:50:39 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:47:40 PM
Don't let facts get in the way of your strawmen.
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of strawmen, and My ruling is that you used Neil's line.
It is not a good idea to get in the middle of a fight between Neil and I.
You might end up with your pooper hurting.
I am the worlds foremost expert on causality, and My ruling is that grumbler's post will not effect the status of his sphincter.
And I guess somehow this is objectively measurable as well? :rolleyes:
Quote from: Neil on May 26, 2011, 09:43:55 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:39:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 26, 2011, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:26:46 PM
Blade is not a superhero, the same way Dracula isn't either.
He's an original Marvel Comics character who has appeared in Spider-Man and palled around with Doctor Strange. Superhero.
Stop spreading lies.
Why don't you go and watch some Cirque D' Soleil or something?
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of superhero, and My ruling is that Blade is most assuredly a superhero.
V: superhero?
I say yes.
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:58:10 PM
It is not a good idea to get in the middle of a fight between Neil and I.
You might end up with your pooper hurting.
It isn't because you are in a fight with Neil that your pooper is hurting. It is because you wear your boxers backwards. I don't, so have no worries on that score.
Quote from: Ideologue on May 27, 2011, 09:17:15 AM
Quote from: Neil on May 26, 2011, 09:43:55 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:39:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 26, 2011, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:26:46 PM
Blade is not a superhero, the same way Dracula isn't either.
He's an original Marvel Comics character who has appeared in Spider-Man and palled around with Doctor Strange. Superhero.
Stop spreading lies.
Why don't you go and watch some Cirque D' Soleil or something?
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of superhero, and My ruling is that Blade is most assuredly a superhero.
V: superhero?
I say yes.
Absolutely. V was in some ways similar to Deadpool, if Deadpool had better writing and wasn't so deliberitely zany and pop-culturey.
Just because a story is about a superhero doesn't mean it has to be weak and cliché.
Why are people other than Me capitalizing the word 'me'? Highly inappropriate and just a little presumptuous of you all, don't you think?
You capitalize "me"? All these years, I thought you were talking about Maine. :hmm:
Quote from: Neil on May 27, 2011, 12:48:25 PM
Why are people other than Me capitalizing the word 'me'? Highly inappropriate and just a little presumptuous of you all, don't you think?
I capitalize letters randomly.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 27, 2011, 12:53:34 PM
You capitalize "me"? All these years, I thought you were talking about Maine. :hmm:
That would be ME. I am Me.
It's "Meh". :contract:
Quote from: Neil on May 27, 2011, 01:31:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 27, 2011, 12:53:34 PM
You capitalize "me"? All these years, I thought you were talking about Maine. :hmm:
That would be ME. I am Me.
So you're saying you are Me?
Quote from: Neil on May 27, 2011, 01:31:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 27, 2011, 12:53:34 PM
You capitalize "me"? All these years, I thought you were talking about Maine. :hmm:
That would be ME. I am Me.
Keep Maine out of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHMPR7kXJak
Quote from: Habbaku on May 27, 2011, 02:51:47 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 27, 2011, 01:31:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 27, 2011, 12:53:34 PM
You capitalize "me"? All these years, I thought you were talking about Maine. :hmm:
That would be ME. I am Me.
Keep Maine out of this.
Don't remember it.