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Worst Superhero Film

Started by Eddie Teach, May 26, 2011, 07:45:36 PM

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Which one is the worst?

Batman and Robin
16 (39%)
Catwoman
19 (46.3%)
Daredevil
6 (14.6%)
Spiderman 3
1 (2.4%)
Hulk
5 (12.2%)
Iron Man/Iron Man 2
1 (2.4%)
Superman IV
6 (14.6%)
Superman Returns
3 (7.3%)
X-Man Origins: Wolverine
3 (7.3%)
Fantastic Four(any)
1 (2.4%)
Elektra
5 (12.2%)
Other
3 (7.3%)

Total Members Voted: 41

Neil

Obviously Catwoman was one of my votes.

The other...  Well, the Wolverine movie didn't have a single moment in it where I was like 'that's cool'.  Most of the others could say that.  And they fucked up Ryan Reynolds' character by closing his mouth, depriving us of snappy dialogue.

Another one I'd put on the list in contention (although not as bad as Elektra, Daredevil, Superman IV or Batman and Robin was Blade II.
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Siege

Blade is not a superhero, the same way Dracula isn't either.



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Neil

Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:26:46 PM
Blade is not a superhero, the same way Dracula isn't either.
He's an original Marvel Comics character who has appeared in Spider-Man and palled around with Doctor Strange.  Superhero.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Siege

Quote from: Neil on May 26, 2011, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:26:46 PM
Blade is not a superhero, the same way Dracula isn't either.
He's an original Marvel Comics character who has appeared in Spider-Man and palled around with Doctor Strange.  Superhero.

Stop spreading lies.
Why don't you go and watch some Cirque D' Soleil or something?



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Neil

Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:39:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 26, 2011, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:26:46 PM
Blade is not a superhero, the same way Dracula isn't either.
He's an original Marvel Comics character who has appeared in Spider-Man and palled around with Doctor Strange.  Superhero.
Stop spreading lies.
Why don't you go and watch some Cirque D' Soleil or something?
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of superhero, and My ruling is that Blade is most assuredly a superhero.

Besides, Cirque Du Soleil is in Vegas, not Edmonton.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Siege

Quote from: Neil on May 26, 2011, 09:43:55 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:39:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 26, 2011, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:26:46 PM
Blade is not a superhero, the same way Dracula isn't either.
He's an original Marvel Comics character who has appeared in Spider-Man and palled around with Doctor Strange.  Superhero.
Stop spreading lies.
Why don't you go and watch some Cirque D' Soleil or something?
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of superhero, and My ruling is that Blade is most assuredly a superhero.

Besides, Cirque Du Soleil is in Vegas, not Edmonton.

Whatever. Don't let facts get in the way of your strawmen.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


grumbler

Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:47:40 PM
Don't let facts get in the way of your strawmen.
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of strawmen, and My ruling is that you used Neil's line.
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Siege

Quote from: grumbler on May 26, 2011, 09:50:39 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:47:40 PM
Don't let facts get in the way of your strawmen.
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of strawmen, and My ruling is that you used Neil's line.

It is not a good idea to get in the middle of a fight between Neil and I.
You might end up with your pooper hurting.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Pedrito

The Hulk movies are almost impossible to watch. And my second vote goes to Elektra.

L.
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Slargos

Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:58:10 PM
Quote from: grumbler on May 26, 2011, 09:50:39 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:47:40 PM
Don't let facts get in the way of your strawmen.
I am the world's foremost expert on the definition of strawmen, and My ruling is that you used Neil's line.

It is not a good idea to get in the middle of a fight between Neil and I.
You might end up with your pooper hurting.

You are both Raging Homosexuals.

Slargos

#25
As for the topic: Couldn't say, they are all so outrageously atrocious.

Especially the Superman movies.

But Elektra and Superman I-IX would probably be it. I consider the Supermen a package atrocity.

Wolverine was pretty good.

Edit: Finally settled on Elektra and Hulk. Elektra was such a bad movie that it takes presedence over Superman, which is just an idiotic concept. What's the goddamned point of a character that literally CANNOT die? Hulk and Superman are meaningless creatures and should be strapped to a rocket and fired into a supernova. Probably been done in one episode or another, and they came through alright and used their time-spinning powers to return to earth circa 1985 AD

The Larch

Quote from: Slargos on May 27, 2011, 02:01:43 AMWolverine was pretty good.

:yuk:

Wolverine was a terrible POS, the only redeeming issue I got from watching it was that it only costed me 2 bucks to get into the cinema. Walking out of the cinema was seriously considered after half an hour.

I voted for that and Batman and Robin, but I got that confused with Batman Returns. I want to think that both Schumacher movies just didn't exist.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Pedrito on May 27, 2011, 01:49:01 AM
The Hulk movies are almost impossible to watch. And my second vote goes to Elektra.

L.
I thought the Incredible Hulk was miles better than Ang Lee's Hulk.
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The Larch

Quote from: Tonitrus on May 27, 2011, 04:56:38 AM
The Punisher.

Which one? There are at least two or three films in recent memory.  :P