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Happy Easter!
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Christ has risen!
Happy Easter! :pope:
There has never been a Christ nor has he, she or it ever risen. Happy Stuffing-Your-Gut-To-Celebrate-Imaginary-Execution Day! :frog:
Quote from: Martinus on April 24, 2011, 05:11:50 AM
There has never been a Christ nor has he, she or it ever risen. Happy Stuffing-Your-Gut-To-Celebrate-Imaginary-Execution Day! :frog:
I think technically Good Friday is the day for celebrating the execution. :hmm:
Besides, Easter is as much a celebration of Spring as it is of Christ.
Meh, it was spring here in mid-February. :)
I went to Mass. :pope:
I fell asleep in the church.
Where did you wake up?
Quote from: Martinus on April 24, 2011, 05:11:50 AM
There has never been a Christ nor has he, she or it ever risen. Happy Stuffing-Your-Gut-To-Celebrate-Imaginary-Execution Day! :frog:
I celebrate all the beatings of faggots that have been carried out on this day.
I figure enough people celebrate Jesus in order for him to feel properly celebrated.
Happy Fag-bashing day. :bash:
Gorgeous day for Easter here in Boston. With the exception of congestion, should make for a nice drive back to NYC.
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For Easter lunch I had ham, wild mushroom risotto, some kind of layered salad, a roll, unsweet tea, and coconut cake. :cool:
Quote from: Martinus on April 24, 2011, 05:11:50 AM
There has never been a Christ nor has he, she or it ever risen. Happy Stuffing-Your-Gut-To-Celebrate-Imaginary-Execution Day! :frog:
You know, there's a reason why people here don't like you. Hint: it's not always the anonymous cocks and toes in your face.
I hosted Easter dinner today, for the very first time. Mom, Dad, Sis, Bro-in-law, and my two precious nieces. Made a kick-ass ham, which was executed specifically for me on Thursday, so it was fresh as a motherfucker. Goddamn that was a good ham. Mom took the hambone with her, to do whatever it is mothers do with hambones.
Gave my little nieces little Guardian Angels pendants. Nice and nondenominational.
Best conversation of the day: from my 4-going-on-14 year old niece.
"Uncle Jay Jay, why do you live all by yourself?"
*everybody starts laughing*
"It's not funny."
No, sweetie, it really isn't. :Embarrass:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 24, 2011, 09:13:16 PM
I hosted Easter dinner today, for the very first time. Mom, Dad, Sis, Bro-in-law, and my two precious nieces. Made a kick-ass ham, which was executed specifically for me on Thursday, so it was fresh as a motherfucker. Goddamn that was a good ham. Mom took the hambone with her, to do whatever it is mothers do with hambones.
Gave my little nieces little Guardian Angels pendants. Nice and nondenominational.
Best conversation of the day: from my 4-going-on-14 year old niece.
"Uncle Jay Jay, why do you live all by yourself?"
*everybody starts laughing*
"It's not funny."
No, sweetie, it really isn't. :Embarrass:
:lol:
Kids have a way of cutting to the core of things that we adults have managed to put filters on. :hmm:
That's why I make sure that every time I visit, it's an orgy of fast carbs and games. They don't have time to think about why uncle Slargos is such a failure. :sleep:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 24, 2011, 09:13:16 PM
I hosted Easter dinner today, for the very first time. Mom, Dad, Sis, Bro-in-law, and my two precious nieces. Made a kick-ass ham, which was executed specifically for me on Thursday, so it was fresh as a motherfucker. Goddamn that was a good ham. Mom took the hambone with her, to do whatever it is mothers do with hambones.
Gave my little nieces little Guardian Angels pendants. Nice and nondenominational.
Best conversation of the day: from my 4-going-on-14 year old niece.
"Uncle Jay Jay, why do you live all by yourself?"
*everybody starts laughing*
"It's not funny."
No, sweetie, it really isn't. :Embarrass:
Why not just show her the girls in the basement?
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 24, 2011, 09:13:16 PM
I hosted Easter dinner today, for the very first time. Mom, Dad, Sis, Bro-in-law, and my two precious nieces. Made a kick-ass ham, which was executed specifically for me on Thursday, so it was fresh as a motherfucker. Goddamn that was a good ham. Mom took the hambone with her, to do whatever it is mothers do with hambones.
Gave my little nieces little Guardian Angels pendants. Nice and nondenominational.
Best conversation of the day: from my 4-going-on-14 year old niece.
"Uncle Jay Jay, why do you live all by yourself?"
*everybody starts laughing*
"It's not funny."
No, sweetie, it really isn't. :Embarrass:
:lol:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 25, 2011, 02:11:57 AM
Why not just show her the girls in the basement?
That gag is about as worn out as your fake leg. How many times do I have to tell you retards I live on the 3rd floor?
How do you fit all those hookers and equipment in your storage locker?
Had easter dinner at my mom's. We ate a traditional Maltese dinner which is basically rabbit stewed in red wine.
When the kiddies were younger we used to tell them that was the Easter bunny. Oh, the look on their faces was priceless.
:lol: I always complain that nobody has brought rabbit to Easter dinner. :yes:
I have had rabbit for Easter, but it was back when we lived in Boston and had dinner over at an Italian (first generation) guy's house. He said it was traditional where he was from, which was somewhere near Lake Como IIRC.
Quote from: Josephus on April 25, 2011, 07:45:22 AM
Had easter dinner at my mom's. We ate a traditional Maltese dinner which is basically rabbit stewed in red wine.
When the kiddies were younger we used to tell them that was the Easter bunny. Oh, the look on their faces was priceless.
same :hug:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 25, 2011, 05:56:27 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 25, 2011, 02:11:57 AM
Why not just show her the girls in the basement?
That gag is about as worn out as your fake leg. How many times do I have to tell you retards I live on the 3rd floor?
Because the other floors are filled with dead hookers?