Happy Easter!

[CountDeMoney]

There has never been a Christ nor has he, she or it ever risen. Happy Stuffing-Your-Gut-To-Celebrate-Imaginary-Execution Day!

You know, there's a reason why people here don't like you.  Hint: it's not always the anonymous cocks and toes in your face.

[CountDeMoney]

I hosted Easter dinner today, for the very first time.  Mom, Dad, Sis, Bro-in-law, and my two precious nieces.  Made a kick-ass ham, which was executed specifically for me on Thursday, so it was fresh as a motherfucker.  Goddamn that was a good ham.  Mom took the hambone with her, to do whatever it is mothers do with hambones.

Gave my little nieces little Guardian Angels pendants.  Nice and nondenominational.

Best conversation of the day: from my 4-going-on-14 year old niece.

"Uncle Jay Jay, why do you live all by yourself?"
*everybody starts laughing*
"It's not funny."

No, sweetie, it really isn't. 

[Slargos]

I hosted Easter dinner today, for the very first time.  Mom, Dad, Sis, Bro-in-law, and my two precious nieces.  Made a kick-ass ham, which was executed specifically for me on Thursday, so it was fresh as a motherfucker.  Goddamn that was a good ham.  Mom took the hambone with her, to do whatever it is mothers do with hambones.

Gave my little nieces little Guardian Angels pendants.  Nice and nondenominational.

Best conversation of the day: from my 4-going-on-14 year old niece.

"Uncle Jay Jay, why do you live all by yourself?"
*everybody starts laughing*
"It's not funny."

No, sweetie, it really isn't. 

Kids have a way of cutting to the core of things that we adults have managed to put filters on. 

That's why I make sure that every time I visit, it's an orgy of fast carbs and games. They don't have time to think about why uncle Slargos is such a failure. 

[jimmy olsen]

I hosted Easter dinner today, for the very first time.  Mom, Dad, Sis, Bro-in-law, and my two precious nieces.  Made a kick-ass ham, which was executed specifically for me on Thursday, so it was fresh as a motherfucker.  Goddamn that was a good ham.  Mom took the hambone with her, to do whatever it is mothers do with hambones.

Gave my little nieces little Guardian Angels pendants.  Nice and nondenominational.

Best conversation of the day: from my 4-going-on-14 year old niece.

"Uncle Jay Jay, why do you live all by yourself?"
*everybody starts laughing*
"It's not funny."

No, sweetie, it really isn't. 

Why not just show her the girls in the basement?

[Martinus]

I hosted Easter dinner today, for the very first time.  Mom, Dad, Sis, Bro-in-law, and my two precious nieces.  Made a kick-ass ham, which was executed specifically for me on Thursday, so it was fresh as a motherfucker.  Goddamn that was a good ham.  Mom took the hambone with her, to do whatever it is mothers do with hambones.

Gave my little nieces little Guardian Angels pendants.  Nice and nondenominational.

Best conversation of the day: from my 4-going-on-14 year old niece.

"Uncle Jay Jay, why do you live all by yourself?"
*everybody starts laughing*
"It's not funny."

No, sweetie, it really isn't. 

[CountDeMoney]

Why not just show her the girls in the basement?

That gag is about as worn out as your fake leg.  How many times do I have to tell you retards I live on the 3rd floor?

[HVC]

How do you fit all those hookers and equipment in your storage locker?

[Josephus]

Had easter dinner at my mom's. We ate a traditional Maltese dinner which is basically rabbit stewed in red wine.
When the kiddies were younger we used to tell them that was the Easter bunny. Oh, the look on their faces was priceless.

[Caliga]

  I always complain that nobody has brought rabbit to Easter dinner.

I have had rabbit for Easter, but it was back when we lived in Boston and had dinner over at an Italian (first generation) guy's house.  He said it was traditional where he was from, which was somewhere near Lake Como IIRC.

[HVC]

Had easter dinner at my mom's. We ate a traditional Maltese dinner which is basically rabbit stewed in red wine.
When the kiddies were younger we used to tell them that was the Easter bunny. Oh, the look on their faces was priceless.

same

[The Brain]

Why not just show her the girls in the basement?

That gag is about as worn out as your fake leg.  How many times do I have to tell you retards I live on the 3rd floor?

Because the other floors are filled with dead hookers?