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Title: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 12:44:33 PM
GODDAMN IT, HOOTERS!

A work buddy and I went over there for lunch today and the hostess ( :perv: ) seated us.  So we got seated and there was a Hooters girl waiting on the table behind us who was basically the hottest one I've ever seen. :cool:  So I'm all "Sweet, lunch is going to kick ass today Rick."

Ok, so a few minutes later this other chick comes over and asks what we want to drink.  I turn around and.... FLAT AS A BOARD. :weep:  EVERY other girl at least had decent boobs if maybe they weren't so cute.  We got stuck with the one flattie in the place!

Alright, I realize it's generally illegal to discriminate on appearance, but can't Congress pass a law giving Hooters an exemption?  Come on, you know those guys go there or to strip clubs all the time themselves.  :)
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Ed Anger on April 16, 2010, 12:51:12 PM
HAHA!
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Josephus on April 16, 2010, 12:53:30 PM
You should, at least, ask for a discount.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 01:01:19 PM
To me today's lunch would be like if you went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac, and you open the little carton and there's just a roll and lettuce in there... maybe a slice of cheese too.  Where's the beef, assholes?  :mad:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Strix on April 16, 2010, 01:02:09 PM
It could be worse. She could have been 8 months pregnant!
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 16, 2010, 01:02:26 PM
Next time slip the hostess a fin and ask for a waitress with a monster rack.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: DisturbedPervert on April 16, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 12:44:33 PM
Alright, I realize it's generally illegal to discriminate on appearance, but can't Congress pass a law giving Hooters an exemption? 

Airlines too
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Ed Anger on April 16, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
Quote from: Strix on April 16, 2010, 01:02:09 PM
It could be worse. She could have been 8 months pregnant!

Hot. Preggos make me wet.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: derspiess on April 16, 2010, 01:16:13 PM
Never visited one where that was an issue.  But I will make note of this location.

They closed the one that had been closest to me.  Didn't even get to take Tommy there :(
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Habbaku on April 16, 2010, 01:19:57 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 16, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
Hot. Preggos make me wet.

Might want to get her to the hospital.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Faeelin on April 16, 2010, 01:27:23 PM
Oddly, the Hooters in midtown Manhattan has really plan girls. I went there for a friend's birthday and was unimpressed. But I don't get the point of the place in general.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 01:29:18 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on April 16, 2010, 01:27:23 PM
Oddly, the Hooters in midtown Manhattan has really plan girls. I went there for a friend's birthday and was unimpressed. But I don't get the point of the place in general.

It's because you're gay.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 01:55:33 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 16, 2010, 01:16:13 PM
Never visited one where that was an issue.  But I will make note of this location.

They closed the one that had been closest to me.  Didn't even get to take Tommy there :(
It's in St. Matthews, Louisville, right across the street from... Norton's Womens' Healthcare Pavilion.  Not a joke.  :)
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 01:57:12 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 01:29:18 PM
It's because you're gay.
I took my Great Aunt to the Hooters in the Atlanta Underground and she never 'got it'.  She actually brought it up when I called her about visiting Atlanta last time... she asked if we wanted to go back to that 'fun place in the Underground with really good chicken'. :lol:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Faeelin on April 16, 2010, 02:40:04 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 01:29:18 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on April 16, 2010, 01:27:23 PM
Oddly, the Hooters in midtown Manhattan has really plan girls. I went there for a friend's birthday and was unimpressed. But I don't get the point of the place in general.

It's because you're gay.

I mean, I went with a bunch of straight dudes. They weren't impressed with the girls either. And I found the wings bland :(
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 02:59:02 PM
Yeah, the wings and shit there aren't really that notable (much better wings at BDubs IMO).  I got a buffalo chicken sammich today and it was actually pretty damn good though... not sure why it'd be better since it's basically the same thing, but there you go.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: The Brain on April 16, 2010, 02:59:53 PM
Wings?? WTF
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Valmy on April 16, 2010, 03:02:12 PM
So um they have hot girls who just serve you food right?  I don't know man that sounds more like blue balls than anything else.

Or do they at least pretend to fawn over you and treat you like they find you attractive?  That would be something at least.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: The Brain on April 16, 2010, 03:03:04 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 16, 2010, 03:02:12 PM
Or do they at least pretend to fawn over you and treat you like they find you attractive?  That would be something at least.

You'll always have Languish. :)
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 03:05:05 PM
The handful of times I've ever been to a Hooters I didn't think the girls were all that hot.  And they definitely weren't all that busty.  Nor did I think the chicken was all that good.

hmm... I guess that explains why I rarely went to Hooters.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: derspiess on April 16, 2010, 03:08:38 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 01:55:33 PM
It's in St. Matthews, Louisville

Figured that out from checking which location was closest to you on Latitude.

LOLZ IM WATCHIN YOU
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 03:11:33 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 16, 2010, 03:02:12 PM
So um they have hot girls who just serve you food right?  I don't know man that sounds more like blue balls than anything else.

Or do they at least pretend to fawn over you and treat you like they find you attractive?  That would be something at least.
Some of them fawn over you, yes.  I find that more annoying than anything else, since I know I could never get any of the real HOTT ones.  :blush:  The nice thing about Hooters is that they know you're there to ogle them, so it's ok to stare at their boobs and they often kinda put them right in your face.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 03:14:02 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 16, 2010, 03:08:38 PM
Figured that out from checking which location was closest to you on Latitude.

LOLZ IM WATCHIN YOU
Do I: belong to you? :wub:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: The Brain on April 16, 2010, 03:15:00 PM
Fawns rule.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 03:17:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 03:05:05 PM
The handful of times I've ever been to a Hooters I didn't think the girls were all that hot.  And they definitely weren't all that busty.  Nor did I think the chicken was all that good.

hmm... I guess that explains why I rarely went to Hooters.
It can be really hit or miss insofar as the girls go.  The one in the Atlanta Underground was top-notch IIRC.  There's a good one in Philly and a horrible one too.  The bad one was downtown someplace and the decent one was closer to my parents' house.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 03:19:48 PM
Oh, spiess, since you mentioned stalking me I'm going to be at the Hofbrauhaus tomorrow, but I was told this visit was not eligible for a meetup, since we're up there to take a friend to CVG.  Not sure why that would matter.  :huh:

Just wanted you to know that so when you're stalking me tomorrow you don't get all offended.  :)
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 03:21:21 PM
Have you guys had a meetup yet?
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Malthus on April 16, 2010, 03:25:07 PM
Personally, I'd rather eat my lunch without a bored waitress who thinks I'm a pig by virtue of the fact I deliberately decided to eat lunch in a weak-tea version of a strip joint (without actual stripping) trying to drum up a big tip by shaking her chest in my face.  ;)
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 03:28:01 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 03:21:21 PM
Have you guys had a meetup yet?
Nope, though we've talked about it a bunch of times.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: The Brain on April 16, 2010, 03:28:55 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 16, 2010, 03:25:07 PM
Personally, I'd rather eat my lunch without a bored waitress who thinks I'm a pig by virtue of the fact I deliberately decided to eat lunch in a weak-tea version of a strip joint (without actual stripping) trying to drum up a big tip by shaking her chest in my face.  ;)

LOL unknowingly you just described Hooters. You could have shortened your sentence to "Personally, I'd rather eat my lunch someplace other than Hooters".
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: DisturbedPervert on April 16, 2010, 03:30:33 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 16, 2010, 03:02:12 PM
So um they have hot girls who just serve you food right?  I don't know man that sounds more like blue balls than anything else.

Sounds like what every restaurant should be like
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 03:31:27 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 16, 2010, 03:25:07 PM
Personally, I'd rather eat my lunch without a bored waitress who thinks I'm a pig by virtue of the fact I deliberately decided to eat lunch in a weak-tea version of a strip joint (without actual stripping) trying to drum up a big tip by shaking her chest in my face.  ;)
Different strokes for different folks.  That particular Hooters is always packed full, though.  In fact today I saw both my SVP and the CFO there (at different tables). :smoke:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: lustindarkness on April 16, 2010, 03:37:30 PM
Hooters works for me if in a group of fellow sailors that are stupid enough to flash lots of cash money or if I go alone with my kids but not the wife. ;)

And their wings are ok.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Faeelin on April 16, 2010, 03:41:06 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 03:05:05 PM
The handful of times I've ever been to a Hooters I didn't think the girls were all that hot.  And they definitely weren't all that busty.  Nor did I think the chicken was all that good.

hmm... I guess that explains why I rarely went to Hooters.

Fag.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: DGuller on April 16, 2010, 03:42:52 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on April 16, 2010, 01:19:57 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 16, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
Hot. Preggos make me wet.

Might want to get her to the hospital.
:lol:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 03:47:08 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on April 16, 2010, 03:41:06 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 03:05:05 PM
The handful of times I've ever been to a Hooters I didn't think the girls were all that hot.  And they definitely weren't all that busty.  Nor did I think the chicken was all that good.

hmm... I guess that explains why I rarely went to Hooters.

Fag.

Quit coming on to me.  I'm flattered, maybe a little curious, but I'm happily married.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Malthus on April 16, 2010, 03:53:47 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on April 16, 2010, 03:37:30 PM
Hooters works for me if in a group of fellow sailors that are stupid enough to flash lots of cash money or if I go alone with my kids but not the wife. ;)

And their wings are ok.

Heh, middle managers from Kentucky and horny sailors are exactly who I'd expect to find at a place like Hooters.  :lol:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 16, 2010, 04:06:06 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 16, 2010, 03:53:47 PM
Heh, middle managers from Kentucky and horny sailors are exactly who I'd expect to find at a place like Hooters.  :lol:
Where do the classy guys go when they want to look at chicks?
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Malthus on April 16, 2010, 04:31:30 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 16, 2010, 04:06:06 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 16, 2010, 03:53:47 PM
Heh, middle managers from Kentucky and horny sailors are exactly who I'd expect to find at a place like Hooters.  :lol:
Where do the classy guys go when they want to look at chicks?

Personally, I think part of being a 'classy' guy is not blatantly ogling chicks who are being paid to serve them in various ways (like strippers, waitresses and secretaries). I know it is a harsh price to pay ...  ;)

In essence, only to ogle those chicks who are ogling you back - i.e., to flirt, like at a bar or nightclub. Flirting with people who have no choice but to put up with it because it is their job can never be 'classy'.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: derspiess on April 16, 2010, 04:32:50 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 03:19:48 PM
Oh, spiess, since you mentioned stalking me I'm going to be at the Hofbrauhaus tomorrow, but I was told this visit was not eligible for a meetup, since we're up there to take a friend to CVG.  Not sure why that would matter.  :huh:

Just wanted you to know that so when you're stalking me tomorrow you don't get all offended.  :)

Dang it :(   I'll sorta be on-call this weekend anyway, so I need to stay away from the temptation to down 3 or 4 liters of beer.

Do try the Kunzel Schwarzbier though if they still have any (sometimes their monthly seasonal does not last the month).  Some of the best black lager I've ever tasted.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 04:38:12 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 16, 2010, 04:31:30 PM
Personally, I think part of being a 'classy' guy is not blatantly ogling chicks who are being paid to serve them in various ways (like strippers, waitresses and secretaries). I know it is a harsh price to pay ...  ;)
Dude.  THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE THERE FOR.  So do you go to strip clubs and admire the fancy red and white wallpaper?  :)
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: derspiess on April 16, 2010, 04:39:08 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 03:05:05 PM
The handful of times I've ever been to a Hooters I didn't think the girls were all that hot.  And they definitely weren't all that busty.  Nor did I think the chicken was all that good.

hmm... I guess that explains why I rarely went to Hooters.

Quality of food and waitresses does vary by location.  The one near where I worked in Delaware was absolute heaven.  Food was always fresh & well-made (simple, but tasty) and the girls met The Cal Standard.  It was the refuge for me and the handful of other guys in my PC feminazi-dominated department. 

The Hooters in Baltimore/Inner Harbor was awful.  Plain awful. 
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: garbon on April 16, 2010, 04:39:10 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 03:47:08 PM
Quit coming on to me.  I'm flattered, maybe a little curious, but I'm happily married.

What's that have to do with anything? One can be happily married and have sex with other people. :huh:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 04:39:33 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 16, 2010, 04:32:50 PM
Dang it :(   I'll sorta be on-call this weekend anyway, so I need to stay away from the temptation to down 3 or 4 liters of beer.

Do try the Kunzel Schwarzbier though if they still have any (sometimes their monthly seasonal does not last the month).  Some of the best black lager I've ever tasted.
Aight, I'll try to remember that.  Normally I get Hefeweizen when I'm there but I'm plowing through a sixer of Paulaner Hefeweizen at home so I'm not feeling deprived in that department atm.

We ought to just do a meetup for that explicit purpose anyways. :contract:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 04:40:27 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 16, 2010, 04:39:08 PM
Baltimore
:contract:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: derspiess on April 16, 2010, 04:40:46 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 16, 2010, 04:31:30 PM
Personally, I think part of being a 'classy' guy is not blatantly ogling chicks who are being paid to serve them in various ways (like strippers, waitresses and secretaries). I know it is a harsh price to pay ...  ;)

Who said you have to be blatant about it?
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: derspiess on April 16, 2010, 04:41:55 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 16, 2010, 04:39:10 PM
What's that have to do with anything? One can be happily married and have sex with other people. :huh:

See this is why I oppose your gay marriage thing :contract:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 04:42:25 PM
Hey guys, I found a photo of Mrs. Malthus!  Check it out:

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Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: garbon on April 16, 2010, 04:43:57 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 16, 2010, 04:41:55 PM
See this is why I oppose your gay marriage thing :contract:

Because people would be free to seek happiness in their own ways? Anyway, I don't want to get married. I support gay marriage for the other people. :contract:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 16, 2010, 05:37:58 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 16, 2010, 04:31:30 PM
Personally, I think part of being a 'classy' guy is not blatantly ogling chicks who are being paid to serve them in various ways (like strippers, waitresses and secretaries). I know it is a harsh price to pay ...  ;)

In essence, only to ogle those chicks who are ogling you back - i.e., to flirt, like at a bar or nightclub. Flirting with people who have no choice but to put up with it because it is their job can never be 'classy'.
Damn, that is quite the sacrifice.  So no porn.  No Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.  No checking out chicks in the gym, the park, or at the beach.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 05:46:30 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 16, 2010, 05:37:58 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 16, 2010, 04:31:30 PM
Personally, I think part of being a 'classy' guy is not blatantly ogling chicks who are being paid to serve them in various ways (like strippers, waitresses and secretaries). I know it is a harsh price to pay ...  ;)

In essence, only to ogle those chicks who are ogling you back - i.e., to flirt, like at a bar or nightclub. Flirting with people who have no choice but to put up with it because it is their job can never be 'classy'.
Damn, that is quite the sacrifice.  So no porn.  No Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.  No checking out chicks in the gym, the park, or at the beach.

I guess I'll never be a classy guy then.   :)
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: katmai on April 16, 2010, 06:50:57 PM
Hooters closed down up here in AK.
If I wanna see women in skimpy outfits I'm stuck going to strip club. 
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 16, 2010, 08:04:41 PM
Cheerleader car washes are an outstanding option as well.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on April 16, 2010, 10:57:33 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 16, 2010, 06:50:57 PM
Hooters closed down up here in AK.
If I wanna see women in skimpy outfits I'm stuck going to strip club.

Because they all got frostbite?
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Syt on April 17, 2010, 12:07:54 AM
Vienna had a Hooters. It has closed a couple years ago, and rightfully so: the waitresses were butt ugly and the food sucked.

There's still a few Hooters in Styria, though.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: The Brain on April 17, 2010, 01:43:10 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 17, 2010, 12:07:54 AM
Vienna had a Hooters. It has closed a couple years ago, and rightfully so: the waitresses were butt ugly and the food sucked.

There's still a few Hooters in Styria, though.

Assad's guilty pleasure?
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: citizen k on April 17, 2010, 01:55:39 AM
Up here in Pacific Northwest there is a new phenomenon of bikini coffee stands.

QuoteProsecutors charge Puyallup-area bikini barista with unlawful public exposure


Pierce County prosecutors today filed a misdemeanor charge of unlawful public exposure against a bikini barista spotted last year serving coffee while wearing only pasties on her otherwise bare breasts.

It's the first time Pierce County prosecutors have leveled such a charge since some area espresso-stand owners began requiring their baristas to show skin in addition to making drinks.

Charged was Megan Elizabeth Lenn.

Lenn, 19, will be issued a summons to appear in court during the next few weeks, deputy prosecutor Kevin Benton said.

Efforts to reach her or the owners of the Bikini Bottoms espresso stand where she works were unsuccessful.

A woman driving by the Bikini Bottoms stand at 7919 176th St. E. on Oct. 7 called sheriff's deputies after she spotted Lenn outside the stand wearing a thong bikini bottom and no top, according to court records.

A deputy dispatched to investigate the call found Lenn inside the stand making drinks, according to an arrest report. Lenn was topless but had X-shaped pasties covering her nipples, the report states.

Lenn became angry when told she would be cited for indecent exposure and began to yell that baristas at other stands also wore pasties on the job, deputy Kevin Fries wrote in his report.

"I asked Lenn if she was aware that it was illegal to wear the pasties in public," Fries wrote. "She said no. Lenn said that the female owner, Cheryl England, had told her and the other girls that it was OK to wear them."

Lenn then went into the back of the stand, removed the pasties and put on a bikini top, Fries continued. The deputy confiscated the pasties and booked them into the South Hill precinct property room as evidence, his report states.

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Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Josquius on April 17, 2010, 06:23:15 AM
Isn't Hooters selling point big boobies though? I thought you could discriminate based on apperance for jobs based on appearance.

I don't like the idea of it though.
Uncomfortable public erections FTL.

Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 16, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Airlines too
Come on, this isn't the 1950s.
Air hosteses are very rarely hot these days.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2010, 07:14:13 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 16, 2010, 08:04:41 PM
Cheerleader car washes are an outstanding option as well.

:yes:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Monoriu on April 17, 2010, 11:21:32 AM
There is no Hooters in HK, but there was one when I was in Vancouver.  I've never been there.  Don't think I'll ever go to one.  I like to look at pretty girls, but to me, they are only attractive if they at least make an effort to smile at me and pretend to be courteous.  Trouble is, I generally don't get along with waiting staff.  I don't really tip, and I seldom say anything to them unless I absolutely have to.  I always have a perfect idea of what I want to order before I speak to them. 

So bottom line is I don't think I'll enjoy the experience.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Monoriu on April 17, 2010, 11:24:39 AM
Surprisingly I saw a Hooters in Beijing a few months ago when I was there.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Josquius on April 17, 2010, 11:26:21 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 17, 2010, 11:24:39 AM
Surprisingly I saw a Hooters in Beijing a few months ago when I was there.
Chinese women have big boobs now? :unsure:

Even aside from that...rather strange. I'd have thought the conservative society in the PRC would be up in arms.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Monoriu on April 17, 2010, 11:33:04 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 17, 2010, 11:26:21 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 17, 2010, 11:24:39 AM
Surprisingly I saw a Hooters in Beijing a few months ago when I was there.
Chinese women have big boobs now? :unsure:

Even aside from that...rather strange. I'd have thought the conservative society in the PRC would be up in arms.

Oh there are bound to be some Cal-approved ones in a population of 1.3 billion.  My wife is one of them :perv:

Yeah that's why I'm quite surprised about it. 
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Monoriu on April 17, 2010, 11:34:42 AM
See for yourself -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhVpmVNfIcY
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 17, 2010, 11:35:26 AM
They had no problems putting eye candy on camera during the Olympics.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Josquius on April 17, 2010, 11:36:58 AM
Ohhh!
I remember hearing about the American Owl before.

But I still agree with the strange.
Though no big boobs on that video.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: DisturbedPervert on April 17, 2010, 12:22:21 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 17, 2010, 11:26:21 AM
Chinese women have big boobs now? :unsure:

Some, yeah.  It also helps if you weigh 100 pounds as they look big in proportion
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Duque de Bragança on April 17, 2010, 02:23:03 PM
Quote from: Syt on April 17, 2010, 12:07:54 AM
Vienna had a Hooters. It has closed a couple years ago, and rightfully so: the waitresses were butt ugly and the food sucked.

There's still a few Hooters in Styria, though.

There's one in Frankfurt (Sachsenhausen)now but there are still works on their very building. I get some weird reports such as being a mostly family visited place (breast-feeding?). I'll have to go there to investigate  :hmm:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on April 17, 2010, 02:37:59 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 17, 2010, 11:26:21 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 17, 2010, 11:24:39 AM
Surprisingly I saw a Hooters in Beijing a few months ago when I was there.
Chinese women have big boobs now? :unsure:

Even aside from that...rather strange. I'd have thought the conservative society in the PRC would be up in arms.

they eat them, like tigerpenises
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Josquius on April 17, 2010, 02:45:20 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 17, 2010, 12:22:21 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 17, 2010, 11:26:21 AM
Chinese women have big boobs now? :unsure:

Some, yeah.  It also helps if you weigh 100 pounds as they look big in proportion
hmm, makes sense. On a 5"6 girl B cups seem big even :(
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: DGuller on April 17, 2010, 02:54:22 PM
That's exactly as it should be, beauty is about proportions.  I've known a Chinese girl in college who was about cup D, and otherwise had typical Asian dimensions, and that didn't look attractive at all.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: alfred russel on April 17, 2010, 03:50:35 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 17, 2010, 11:34:42 AM
See for yourself -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhVpmVNfIcY

That was very awkward.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Josquius on April 17, 2010, 03:55:05 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 17, 2010, 02:54:22 PM
That's exactly as it should be, beauty is about proportions.  I've known a Chinese girl in college who was about cup D, and otherwise had typical Asian dimensions, and that didn't look attractive at all.
True but such short people tend to be under my radar anyway so meh
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2010, 06:48:30 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 17, 2010, 11:34:42 AM
See for yourself -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhVpmVNfIcY

Me so hornery.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: citizen k on April 17, 2010, 06:50:59 PM
So no one cares about bikini baristas.  :(

Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2010, 06:52:04 PM
Quote from: citizen k on April 17, 2010, 06:50:59 PM
So no one cares about bikini baristas.  :(

:console:

I saw the story on the Travel Channel.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2010, 06:53:18 PM
As for Hooters, I find that the eye candy is only good in ones fairly close to a college or university. And ITT doesn't count.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 17, 2010, 07:00:56 PM
Quote from: citizen k on April 17, 2010, 06:50:59 PM
So no one cares about bikini baristas.  :(
I care A LOT.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: The Larch on April 17, 2010, 07:19:23 PM
No wonder you get to have feminazis as well. America, land of the extremes.  :lol:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: PDH on April 17, 2010, 07:43:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 17, 2010, 06:53:18 PM
As for Hooters, I find that the eye candy is only good in ones fairly close to a college or university. And ITT doesn't count.
The credits may not transfer.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 17, 2010, 08:25:29 PM
spiess - is the one by Newport on the Levee any good?  I just noticed that today for the first time.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Monoriu on April 18, 2010, 03:40:17 AM
Quote from: citizen k on April 17, 2010, 06:50:59 PM
So no one cares about bikini baristas.  :(

If I walk into a place where there are bikini baristas greeting me, I'd slowly back out of there...
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Barrister on April 18, 2010, 03:42:50 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 18, 2010, 03:40:17 AM
Quote from: citizen k on April 17, 2010, 06:50:59 PM
So no one cares about bikini baristas.  :(

If I walk into a place where there are bikini baristas greeting me, I'd slowly back out of there...

You and I are very different people mono...   :lol:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: The Brain on April 18, 2010, 05:18:33 AM
Quote from: Barrister on April 18, 2010, 03:42:50 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 18, 2010, 03:40:17 AM
Quote from: citizen k on April 17, 2010, 06:50:59 PM
So no one cares about bikini baristas.  :(

If I walk into a place where there are bikini baristas greeting me, I'd slowly back out of there...

You and I are very different people mono...   :lol:

No offense but I'd pass on you in a pleated bikini too.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 12:31:56 PM
I'm sad that so much content from this very valuable thread has been lost. :weep:

Anyway, just got back from Brick House.

HOLY.  FLEURKING.  SCHNIT.

The serving girl today was like... swimsuit model quality, seriously.

Partial transcript:

"My name is Andi."
"What did you say? Candi?"
"No, Andi.  Candi?  What do you think I am, a stripper?"
"If I were you I'd be stripping."

Brick House now moves to the top of the sleaze restaurants in town.  Had a damn good Philly cheesesteak, too.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Josquius on April 21, 2011, 12:35:04 PM
What did she say to that? Doesn't sound like the sort of thing one should say to a waitress. :lol:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Syt on April 21, 2011, 12:36:40 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 21, 2011, 12:35:04 PM
What did she say to that? Doesn't sound like the sort of thing one should say to a waitress. :lol:

It's Amerikkka.  :secret:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: The Brain on April 21, 2011, 12:37:00 PM
Let me guess: you didn't take pics? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 12:37:49 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 21, 2011, 12:37:00 PM
Let me guess: you didn't take pics? :rolleyes:
Actually she had "business" cards and I did take one. :shifty:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 12:38:15 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 21, 2011, 12:35:04 PM
What did she say to that? Doesn't sound like the sort of thing one should say to a waitress. :lol:
This is the kind of establishment where that sort of dialogue is not only expected but encouraged.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: The Brain on April 21, 2011, 12:40:35 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 12:37:49 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 21, 2011, 12:37:00 PM
Let me guess: you didn't take pics? :rolleyes:
Actually she had "business" cards and I did take one. :shifty:

Let me guess: you didn't scan it? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Valmy on April 21, 2011, 12:41:00 PM
Damn I thought DP was back for a minute.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 12:41:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 21, 2011, 12:40:35 PM
Let me guess: you didn't scan it? :rolleyes:
I have a scanner at home and I guess I could scan it, but Princesca might yell at me. :(
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: The Brain on April 21, 2011, 12:42:27 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 12:41:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 21, 2011, 12:40:35 PM
Let me guess: you didn't scan it? :rolleyes:
I have a scanner at home and I guess I could scan it, but Princesca might yell at me. :(

Ear pain can be controlled.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Valmy on April 21, 2011, 12:42:35 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 12:41:53 PM
I have a scanner at home and I guess I could scan it, but Princesca might yell at me. :(

I take it she doesn't know about your little visits to Brick House and Hooters? :P
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Grey Fox on April 21, 2011, 12:42:47 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 12:41:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 21, 2011, 12:40:35 PM
Let me guess: you didn't scan it? :rolleyes:
I have a scanner at home and I guess I could scan it, but Princesca might yell at me. :(

No Xeros machine at work?
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 12:46:31 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 21, 2011, 12:42:35 PM
I take it she doesn't know about your little visits to Brick House and Hooters? :P
I took her to Brick House once.  She was: not amused.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: MadImmortalMan on April 21, 2011, 12:51:22 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 12:46:31 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 21, 2011, 12:42:35 PM
I take it she doesn't know about your little visits to Brick House and Hooters? :P
I took her to Brick House once.  She was: not amused.

Why? My wife doesn't care about thing like that. Maybe we should make a poll for teh wimmins to vote on it.
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 12:52:18 PM
I mean she wasn't yelling at me or anything, but she doesn't like it when I ogle other women. :(
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: The Brain on April 21, 2011, 12:57:21 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 12:52:18 PM
I mean she wasn't yelling at me or anything, but she doesn't like it when I ogle other women. :(

You said you didn't remember? :mad:
Title: Re: Hooters fucked me over: AGAIN
Post by: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 01:01:21 PM
 :lol: