I'm off to my weekend trip to Vegas. My sister is getting married this weekend.
I'll be back on Sunday.
And as the cherry on the cake, after Saturday I'll have Armenian relatives. :nelson:
Quote from: Jaron on April 08, 2010, 12:17:15 PM
And as the cherry on the cake, after Saturday I'll have Armenian relatives. :nelson:
:console:
Be sure to hide the silverware and jewelry.
Invite the happy couple to Languish.
Good luck with the bridesmaids, you ol' foxhound :perv:
Have fun.
Quote from: derspiess on April 08, 2010, 01:07:16 PM
Good luck with the bridesmaids, you ol' foxhound :perv:
Is this an American thing?
As the movies seem to make a point of weddings being big pick up places but in real life they're utterly nothing of the sort, they're the opposite environment.
Have fun.
My brother got married in Reno a few years ago, it was a blast.
Quote from: sbr on April 08, 2010, 01:10:23 PM
Have fun.
My brother got married in Reno a few years ago, it was a blast.
Just to watch her...?
I'm related to all the bridesmaids. :yucky:
Quote from: Tyr on April 08, 2010, 01:09:34 PM
Is this an American thing?
As the movies seem to make a point of weddings being big pick up places but in real life they're utterly nothing of the sort, they're the opposite environment.
It's a pop culture thing. You're right - I've never* actually seen brides maids being picked up at a wedding.
*one exception - my own wedding! Only time I've ever seen it, but one of my friends got it on with one of the bridesmaids (my wife's cousin). A little wierd since I knew both parties, but they were both adults...
One of Jaron's sisters is pretty hot. Looks kinda like Jenaveve Jolie actually. :perv:
Urg Mexico-Armenians, lazy bunch that steals your shit.
It wouldn't stop Fb, why should it stop you?
Quote from: Jaron on April 08, 2010, 01:14:45 PM
I'm related to all the bridesmaids. :yucky:
Quote from: Caliga on April 08, 2010, 01:21:55 PM
One of Jaron's sisters is pretty hot. Looks kinda like Jenaveve Jolie actually. :perv:
:thumbsup:
Quote from: Tyr on April 08, 2010, 01:09:34 PM
Is this an American thing?
As the movies seem to make a point of weddings being big pick up places but in real life they're utterly nothing of the sort, they're the opposite environment.
Movies like Four Weddings and a Funeral. :P
Let me know if you see anybody wearing Raybans.
Good luck with the grooms, you ol' foxhound :perv:
Josq would show up at the reception hours early to get to the open bar.
Quote from: Siege on April 08, 2010, 02:39:39 PM
Let me know if you see anybody wearing Raybans.
He's going to Vegas, not 1986.
There will presumably be a lot of other Mexicans there though...
I thought this would be ragequiting thread :Embarrass:
Not enough Crunchy-esque threatening to throw himself in front of a train.
THIS THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER.
Banging bridesmaids is not fiction.
Quote from: Barrister on April 08, 2010, 01:20:30 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 08, 2010, 01:09:34 PM
Is this an American thing?
As the movies seem to make a point of weddings being big pick up places but in real life they're utterly nothing of the sort, they're the opposite environment.
It's a pop culture thing. You're right - I've never* actually seen brides maids being picked up at a wedding.
*one exception - my own wedding! Only time I've ever seen it, but one of my friends got it on with one of the bridesmaids (my wife's cousin). A little wierd since I knew both parties, but they were both adults...
Most weddings I've been at, someone hooked up. Mostly horribly inappropriately, leading to drama, often of a drunken nature.
And no, I'm not referring to the people actually getting married ... ;)
Quote from: DontSayBanana on April 08, 2010, 04:26:09 PM
Not enough Crunchy-esque threatening to throw himself in front of a train.
Is that a usual event at a Vegas wedding? :D
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 08, 2010, 04:04:41 PM
Josq would show up at the reception hours early to get to the open bar.
Who wouldn't?
Quote from: Tyr on April 08, 2010, 06:46:44 PM
Who wouldn't?
The people who feel obliged to attend the wedding first. :lol:
I didn't get any of my own goddamn wedding cake because they made me take a bunch of fucking photos while the unwashed masses were all swarming over it. :mad:
I did however get to take advantage of my reception's open bar. MASSIVE advantage, in fact :cheers: :blush:
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 08, 2010, 07:12:03 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 08, 2010, 06:46:44 PM
Who wouldn't?
The people who feel obliged to attend the wedding first. :lol:
Yeah there's that, but normally there's a big gap between the wedding and the reception.
And free stuff is free stuff.
Quote from: Caliga on April 08, 2010, 01:21:55 PM
One of Jaron's sisters is pretty hot. Looks kinda like Jenaveve Jolie actually. :perv:
I think she is the one getting married this weekend. :(
Quote from: Tamas on April 09, 2010, 06:13:34 AM
I think she is the one getting married this weekend. :(
I only know this from Facebook... I have no idea which sister it is but she frequently comments on his posts.
Quote from: Tyr on April 09, 2010, 05:59:27 AM
Yeah there's that, but normally there's a big gap between the wedding and the reception.
And free stuff is free stuff.
You know, I'm pretty sure there were motherfuckers who showed up at my reception that weren't at the wedding. Probably belonged to the white trash freeloader crowd my mother in law invited (without asking our permission, of course). :mad:
I'm home!
What a brutal weekend!
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on April 08, 2010, 04:12:39 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 08, 2010, 02:39:39 PM
Let me know if you see anybody wearing Raybans.
He's going to Vegas, not 1986.
Hey! What's wrong with Raybans? I use a pair and it looks good damn it.
I actually had a pair of Raybans stolen by Mexicans as well. It was in early 90's.
A pair of Raybans was my last expensive pair of sunglasses. I bought them one afternoon then went out drinking and never saw them again, ~$80 ad I owned them for less than 8 hours. Since then I have not paid more than $15 for sunglasses.
Would you stop talking about fucking Raybans
Hmmm. Jaron goes away on a "trip" and a plane with the Polish President and other officials crashes in Russia. Coincidence? :hmm:
I still wear Raybans.
Quote from: katmai on April 12, 2010, 02:47:56 AM
I still wear Raybans.
Like I said-
QuoteThere will presumably be a lot of other Mexicans there though...
:D
Quote from: Jaron on April 12, 2010, 01:47:41 AM
Would you stop talking about fucking Raybans
You need to tell us a story about shagging a bridesmaid.
Quote from: katmai on April 12, 2010, 02:47:56 AM
I still wear Raybans.
Well, you're Mexican, right?
Quote from: Caliga on April 08, 2010, 07:24:28 PM
I did however get to take advantage of my reception's open bar. MASSIVE advantage, in fact :cheers: :blush:
I estimate I was responsible for killing about 2 bottles of champagne, half a bottle of Malbec, and an unknown number of beers at mine. Granted, the reception lasted like 6 or 7 hours and I spread it out & made sure to eat, but I'm still not sure how I made it through without keeling over. I think I had 4 or 5 Cuban cigars that night, as well. God was with me, I guess.
It took probably the first bottle's worth of champagne to loosen me up enough to sing "La Bamba" with the band, but I had that house rockin' :punk:
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 12, 2010, 06:54:59 AM
Quote from: Jaron on April 12, 2010, 01:47:41 AM
Would you stop talking about fucking Raybans
You need to tell us a story about shagging a bridesmaid.
Boy, the things some Mexicans will do for a pair of Raybans! :D
Quote from: Caliga on April 09, 2010, 06:57:06 AM
You know, I'm pretty sure there were motherfuckers who showed up at my reception that weren't at the wedding. Probably belonged to the white trash freeloader crowd my mother in law invited (without asking our permission, of course). :mad:
Our wedding had two tiers of guests: the formally invited ones who showed up when the reception started, and then the ones who were invited by phone call, word of mouth, or invited themselves showed up around midnight.
Apparently that's pretty much the Argentine way. You have the good food & booze out for the family & close friends early on, and then when the others start showing up, you switch to beer, pizza, etc.
The wedding ceremony was a packed house since my wife's sister was getting married the same time, and some people had to stand. Even though the church was full, we still had people wandering in off the street to watch. Apparently that's another Argentine thing :huh:
Its been quite normal in weddings I've been to for there to be more at the reception than wedding- receptions typically being in much bigger places and more child-friendly, etc....