Left hand (to be more precise, my pinky knuckle area) punching somebody. Thankfully, it wasn't my ass wiping hand. My typing may be Tim like for a while.
Also, DARVOCET IS AWESOME.
Total bone break count over the years:
Right Leg
Right Foot
Right Arm
Left Hand
Various Ribs
:homestar: :lol:
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 10:39:13 AM
Total bone break count over the years:
Right Leg
Right Foot
Right Arm
Left Hand
Various Ribs
:worthy:
before 6th grade, i had broken:
left arm
right arm
right arm
(all before i turned 7)
left leg
bone in left foot
Drink more milk.
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Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 10:39:13 AM
Left hand (to be more precise, my pinky knuckle area) punching somebody. Thankfully, it wasn't my ass wiping hand. My typing may be Tim like for a while.
Also, DARVOCET IS AWESOME.
Total bone break count over the years:
Right Leg
Right Foot
Right Arm
Left Hand
Various Ribs
:homestar: :lol:
Punching someone? Sounds like a story you should put in the paradigm shift.
I broke my knee cap once. :)
Wtf brittle boy.
Yeah, brittle boy. Stop punching your kids.
Osteoporosis, yet another reason I'm glad I'm not a female.
Quote from: DontSayBanana on January 30, 2010, 11:20:22 AM
Punching someone? Sounds like a story you should put in the paradigm shift.
It's how a native Kentuckian disagrees with his wife. :)
Quote from: Caliga on January 30, 2010, 01:40:53 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on January 30, 2010, 11:20:22 AM
Punching someone? Sounds like a story you should put in the paradigm shift.
It's how a native Kentuckian disagrees with his wife. :)
Are you trying to tell us you are an abused husband?
Quote from: DontSayBanana on January 30, 2010, 11:20:22 AM
Punching someone? Sounds like a story you should put in the paradigm shift.
Short story:
Parking lot of a grocery store. White dude runs out, attempts to snatch my wife's purse. Miscalculates her strength holding on to her bag of holding badly, his attempted snatch and run goes wrong when he basically stops in front of me as I react and my foot goes into his leg. I was aiming for his nuts. Then I started hitting.
later, after the cops come and deal with the plebian criminal, I notice my hand HURTING LIKE HELL. Should have brought the slapjack.
Fun night for all. Wheee. Cute X-ray tech last night.
Never broke anything.
I've cracked my head open a little, had major bruising and sprains but never outright breaks.
Milk FTW.
Take some calcium :p
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Quote from: HVC on January 30, 2010, 02:41:44 PM
Take some calcium :p
Yeah... My sons do Judo, Skiing and all sorts of things.. no injuries.. Strong genes.
My nephew.. lives in a flat, goes outdoors rarely.. breaks bones all the time.. not so good genes..
Ed, do your own conclusions based on the number of injuries and your desktop work :D
Hope your young wife passes HER genes for that part of the body to your kids :P
V
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 02:45:17 PM
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you can't expect me to read the thread before i post, that's too much work and i'm lazy :D
I broke my arm jumping backwards out of a swing in Palo Alto California when I was 12, doctor called it the smallest fracture ever.
I broke my left pinky playing basketball when I was 15 in Falun in Sweden.
I broke my left pinky toe at judo when I was 18 in Nagaoka in Japan.
I broke my nose when a rugby player stepped on my face when I was 22 in Harlington near Heathrow.
I had my rib broken by a Bergen Rugby Club Flanker at Stavanger 7s when I was 29.
I think the universe is telling me not to travel....
QuoteI broke my nose when a rugby player stepped on my face
OW
Lets see, I broke my..
arm running into a wall. long story, will never be repeated to anybody
leg in a work place accident
ribs almost coughing myself to death in '92
foot don't remember
Shockingly, when I fell of a slide onto the concrete playground in th 6th grade, I bounced right up. I FREAKED THE HELL out of the teachers. :lol:
CHICKS DIG SCARS.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 03:03:23 PM
CHICKS DIG SCARS.
Scars yes, but unless you bring the Xray pics they wont see your broken bones.... :contract:
:P
V
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 03:03:23 PM
QuoteI broke my nose when a rugby player stepped on my face
OW
Lets see, I broke my..
arm running into a wall. long story, will never be repeated to anybody
leg in a work place accident
ribs almost coughing myself to death in '92
foot don't remember
Shockingly, when I fell of a slide onto the concrete playground in th 6th grade, I bounced right up. I FREAKED THE HELL out of the teachers. :lol:
CHICKS DIG SCARS.
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Bleep twice if you find me hot!
Collarbone and foot in 36 years, so far so good.
Quote from: Syt on January 30, 2010, 03:07:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 03:03:23 PM
QuoteI broke my nose when a rugby player stepped on my face
OW
Lets see, I broke my..
arm running into a wall. long story, will never be repeated to anybody
leg in a work place accident
ribs almost coughing myself to death in '92
foot don't remember
Shockingly, when I fell of a slide onto the concrete playground in th 6th grade, I bounced right up. I FREAKED THE HELL out of the teachers. :lol:
CHICKS DIG SCARS.
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Bleep twice if you find me hot!
:lol:
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Glad you and your wife are okay Ed. (and her purse) ;)
Quote from: Jaron on January 30, 2010, 03:24:43 PM
Glad you and your wife are okay Ed. (and her purse) ;)
Thank you J-Dawg.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 02:20:17 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on January 30, 2010, 11:20:22 AM
Punching someone? Sounds like a story you should put in the paradigm shift.
I'm trying to figure out why your CCW did not come into play.
At any rate, good job :)
Short story:
Parking lot of a grocery store. White dude runs out, attempts to snatch my wife's purse. Miscalculates her strength holding on to her bag of holding badly, his attempted snatch and run goes wrong when he basically stops in front of me as I react and my foot goes into his leg. I was aiming for his nuts. Then I started hitting.
later, after the cops come and deal with the plebian criminal, I notice my hand HURTING LIKE HELL. Should have brought the slapjack.
Fun night for all. Wheee. Cute X-ray tech last night.
Quote from: derspiess on January 30, 2010, 03:36:09 PM
I'm trying to figure out why your CCW did not come into play.
Surely even in the US it is not legal to use deadly force to stop a purse snatching? It happened in a parking lot, not his home...
Maybe you aren't so much a bone breaker as a masochistic self pain inflicter? :D
I mean, bone breakers are supposed to break the OTHER guy's bones, not his own :P
V
Ed used Constitution as a dump stat to get his Fertility score up.
Good luck with the hand, and enjoy the Darvocet. :cool:
I dropped a car battery on my foot, broke two bones in my foot.
I was day dreaming while retracting an extension ladder and had it come down on my hand, broke two bones in my hand.
I am rather certain I have broken every finger/thumb so far in random basketball/football/workplace mishaps.
That's it for broken bones.
Quote from: Barrister on January 30, 2010, 03:42:40 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 30, 2010, 03:36:09 PM
I'm trying to figure out why your CCW did not come into play.
Surely even in the US it is not legal to use deadly force to stop a purse snatching? It happened in a parking lot, not his home...
The grocery store has a no guns sign in the door, and you gotta respect the property/business owner's policy.
And I'm not going to shoot somebody for a purse. Even I have limits. Slapjack them silly, maybe. I wish I had my slapjack with me. :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 10:39:13 AM
Left hand (to be more precise, my pinky knuckle area) punching somebody. Thankfully, it wasn't my ass wiping hand. My typing may be Tim like for a while.
Also, DARVOCET IS AWESOME.
Total bone break count over the years:
Right Leg
Right Foot
Right Arm
Left Hand
Various Ribs
:homestar: :lol:
Looks like someone is going for an achievement.
I never had anything broken. My worst injuries were: cutting the skin on my head (bad head-to-wall accident) - have a nasty scar up there which is somewhat visible beneath my hair if someone knows where to look; and putting my thumb into car door - my thumb nail had to be removed and a new one regrew but no bones got crushed.
:rolleyes: Mart broke a nail = TEH END OF TEH WROLD
Quote from: Ed Anger
Total bone break count over the years:
Right Leg
Right Foot
Right Arm
Left Hand
Various Ribs
Your bones are weak. You must be one of those civilized 'modern' humans.
Do you have an appendix, or wisdom teeth?
I had many blows during my life (heavyweights falling on neck, fell from a tall tree headfirst into a brick wall, many hits during training, strong blows with blunt instruments to the head, etc), but I never broke any bones - and they should have broken, according to the doctors. Never been knocked out, either.
It seems I have the Thick Skull (and other bones) ability.
I do have permanent cracks that could be used to identify my bones, though. While I remain alive, you can only notice them if you run your fingers closey by my skin, though.
I have never broken a bone. When I was a kid, all I drank for lunch and dinner was milk (and lots of it). Coincidence? Dunno.
Quote from: Caliga on January 31, 2010, 08:35:05 AM
I have never broken a bone. When I was a kid, all I drank for lunch and dinner was milk (and lots of it). Coincidence? Dunno.
No joke. Well into adulthood, I'd down 2 or 3 gallons of milk a week. Stopped doing that only a couple years ago, mainly because even skim milk has too much fat content.
Ewww, skim milk.
I don't know how much 2% and whole milk we go through a week. Usually get 3-5 half gallon jugs at a time and I'm always seeming to have to go out and get more.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 31, 2010, 11:25:45 AM
Ewww, skim milk.
I don't know how much 2% and whole milk we go through a week. Usually get 3-5 half gallon jugs at a time and I'm always seeming to have to go out and get more.
Considering the Dr. Mengele camp you've got going with all your twins experiments, that's not surprising.
Quote from: Valdemar on January 30, 2010, 03:52:23 PM
Maybe you aren't so much a bone breaker as a masochistic self pain inflicter? :D
I mean, bone breakers are supposed to break the OTHER guy's bones, not his own :P
V
I've broken two collar bones (team mates during training) and multiple uncounted ribs (opponents during games).
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 31, 2010, 01:36:17 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 31, 2010, 11:25:45 AM
Ewww, skim milk.
I don't know how much 2% and whole milk we go through a week. Usually get 3-5 half gallon jugs at a time and I'm always seeming to have to go out and get more.
Considering the Dr. Mengele camp you've got going with all your twins experiments, that's not surprising.
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer.
Belated, but glad to see the perp got a righteous smacking.
For the masses, my current total is:
1 shattered wrist (misjudged a jump onto a ledge, fell backward, and brought all 150 pounds of my fat 6th/7th-grade ass down on top of it).
1 broken hand (boxer's fracture; friend told me to punch the ground to calm down- didn't stop to think about the fact it was granite. I can now brag that that punch left gouges in the rock, seriously- I'm not sure how the hell I did that).
Never broke any bones, but I did get kicked in the solar plexus during TKD practice once. Not really painful, so much as it completely knocked the wind out of me and left me standing there stunned.
Also injured something in my hip after stupidly trying to do bicycle kicks and thudding on the ground after each attempt. Nasty sharp pain in my hip for weeks until it finally went away.
Milk goes through me faster than it takes Slargos to ragequit a game.
Quote from: Tamas on February 01, 2010, 05:03:47 AM
Milk goes through me faster than it takes Slargos to ragequit a game.
That is pretty quick!
Left arm, baseball.
Goddammit, I can't do shit in a cast. I'M BORED.
Left leg, hairline fracture of the tibia. Unknown cause.
Sigh.
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Unknown cause? Osteoporosis maybe? (serious question) :unsure:
Sex swing accident is not an unknown cause.
Quote from: Tonitrus on September 18, 2012, 04:39:14 PM
Unknown cause? Osteoporosis maybe? (serious question) :unsure:
Carrying 5 kids is cause enough. Not to mention carrying my wife during her infirmity, so that is another 120 pounds. Bitch needs to go on a diet.
Seriously, Doc asked me if I fell or something. I said it just started hurting. GIVE ME VICODIN. STOP POKING MY LEG ASSHOLE.
Need to change username to mr glass it seems.
You might actually want to get checked to make sure bones aren't wasting away. Your leg bone shouldn't just break cause you carried your wife around. I had a teacher like that in high school. He had some disease that he said caused him to "Piss his own bones out". One year he seemed fine, the next he was confined to wheel chair with a morphine pump. The school kept him on for one last year so he could get his retirement. Poor bastard kept falling asleep in class due to the morphine. He had to have an assistant teacher due most of the work.
Good work by you and your wife stopping the purse snatcher :cheers:
Get better soon :hug:
Quote from: Razgovory on September 18, 2012, 05:03:37 PM
You might actually want to get checked to make sure bones aren't wasting away. Your leg bone shouldn't just break cause you carried your wife around. I had a teacher like that in high school. He had some disease that he said caused him to "Piss his own bones out". One year he seemed fine, the next he was confined to wheel chair with a morphine pump. The school kept him on for one last year so he could get his retirement. Poor bastard kept falling asleep in class due to the morphine. He had to have an assistant teacher due most of the work.
My bones are fine. Shit happens.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 18, 2012, 05:37:42 PM
My bones are fine. Shit happens.
Loosing control of your bowels, too? Yeah, you got something seriously wrong with you.
I listen to my body. Its fine.
Sounds like you need to listen more to Do Not Cross signs.
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Way to handle one of the 47%
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on January 30, 2010, 04:09:09 PM
Ed used Constitution as a dump stat to get his Fertility score up.
:lol:
Quote from: Jaron on September 18, 2012, 07:08:30 PM
Way to handle one of the 47%
The proles are getting uppity.
I have never broken a bone and never been unconscious. I am made of Dark Matter. At least I assume that's what people mean when they call me dense.
Quote from: Brazen on September 19, 2012, 01:33:06 AM
I have never broken a bone and never been unconscious. I am made of Dark Matter. At least I assume that's what people mean when they call me dense.
:lol:
L.
Broke my knee cap during military service. Fortunately vertically - that way the tendons and what not keep it mostly into place. If you break it horizontally, all the shit pulls the pieces apart. Spent a month in military hospital after they screwed the pieces together (Yes, I got screwed by the military!) - mostly because they forgot to tell me that I was supposed to go to gymnastics and other post-op treatments . . . and then wondered why the swelling didn't go back. They had to drain the orange gunk from the knee with a needle. Wouldn't want to repeat *that* experience.
I was run over by a tricycle once and broke my leg.
Spent 7 weeks hanging upside down from some pulley system, fun times.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 10:39:13 AM
Left hand (to be more precise, my pinky knuckle area) punching somebody.
Seems you beat on more people than Raz.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 19, 2012, 02:35:21 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 10:39:13 AM
Left hand (to be more precise, my pinky knuckle area) punching somebody.
Seems you beat on more people than Raz.
People shouldn't provoke me then.
Bummer. :console: Enjoy the Lortab and Roxicet scripts, though.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 02:20:17 PM
Parking lot of a grocery store. White dude runs out, attempts to snatch my wife's purse. Miscalculates her strength holding on to her bag of holding badly, his attempted snatch and run goes wrong when he basically stops in front of me as I react and my foot goes into his leg. I was aiming for his nuts. Then I started hitting.
later, after the cops come and deal with the plebian criminal, I notice my hand HURTING LIKE HELL. Should have brought the slapjack.
Fun night for all. Wheee. Cute X-ray tech last night.
Damn, dude. Where do you do your grocery shopping? Seems like there's always some shit going on wherever it is you go.
Worst I ever encounter at my local Kroger is some teenage chick rolling her eyes while she waits on my space. I HAVE A CART FULL OF GROCERIES TO LOAD IN THE CAR PLUS TWO KIDS. TAKE A PILL.
Then Spicey beats on her with his slapjack.
Quote from: derspiess on September 19, 2012, 09:27:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 02:20:17 PM
Parking lot of a grocery store. White dude runs out, attempts to snatch my wife's purse. Miscalculates her strength holding on to her bag of holding badly, his attempted snatch and run goes wrong when he basically stops in front of me as I react and my foot goes into his leg. I was aiming for his nuts. Then I started hitting.
later, after the cops come and deal with the plebian criminal, I notice my hand HURTING LIKE HELL. Should have brought the slapjack.
Fun night for all. Wheee. Cute X-ray tech last night.
Damn, dude. Where do you do your grocery shopping? Seems like there's always some shit going on wherever it is you go.
Worst I ever encounter at my local Kroger is some teenage chick rolling her eyes while she waits on my space. I HAVE A CART FULL OF GROCERIES TO LOAD IN THE CAR PLUS TWO KIDS. TAKE A PILL.
:secret: Look at the date of the post you are replying to.
Anyway, only thing I ever broke was a bone in my left pinky finger when a basketball hit it at high speed while it was extended. Being me, I tried to ignore it for a while but mom eventually noticed the swelling and took me to the doctor.
Talking of sports related accident, my dad as hole* in his back that was made by a first baseman throwing the ball directly on him while he was running to second base.
*It's a crater really, 5-6inches wide & a good inch deep.
I had an Icelander break my arm once. Only bone I ever broke. Never forgave those people. Now I get my revenge making Viking angry. He's probably related to the guy who broke my arm. There's only like 30 people up there.
I'm surprised you weren't the one holding the purse.
Quote from: The Brain on September 19, 2012, 01:20:01 PM
I'm surprised you weren't the one holding the purse.
Its called a 'Murse'. :mad:
I prefer "man-purse".
... though my favourite man-purse broke recently. I thought LV was supposed to be quality :mad:
I recently got a new man-bag:
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It's not overly big, but has lots of storage room for books, tablet, wallet, cell phone, magazines etc. in several nice compartments.
I just don't see the point of carrying so much stuff around generally. There's enough room in my pocket for wallet and keys and the rest of it can stay in the car.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 20, 2012, 01:03:45 AM
I just don't see the point of carrying so much stuff around generally. There's enough room in my pocket for wallet and keys and the rest of it can stay in the car.
I don't have a car, so . . .