Call me Bone Breaker

[Ed Anger]

repeat jokes are repeats.

[Valdemar]

Take some calcium :p

Yeah... My sons do Judo, Skiing and all sorts of things.. no injuries.. Strong genes.

My nephew.. lives in a flat, goes outdoors rarely.. breaks bones all the time.. not so good genes..

Ed, do your own conclusions based on the number of injuries and your desktop work

Hope your young wife passes HER genes for that part of the body to your kids

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[HVC]

repeat jokes are repeats.

you can't expect me to read the thread before i post, that's too much work and i'm lazy

[Viking]

I broke my arm jumping backwards out of a swing in Palo Alto California when I was 12, doctor called it the smallest fracture ever.
I broke my left pinky playing basketball when I was 15 in Falun in Sweden.
I broke my left pinky toe at judo when I was 18 in Nagaoka in Japan.
I broke my nose when a rugby player stepped on my face when I was 22 in Harlington near Heathrow.
I had my rib broken by a Bergen Rugby Club Flanker at Stavanger 7s when I was 29.

I think the universe is telling me not to travel....

[Ed Anger]

I broke my nose when a rugby player stepped on my face

OW

Lets see, I broke my..

arm running into a wall. long story, will never be repeated to anybody
leg in a work place accident
ribs almost coughing myself to death in '92
foot don't remember

Shockingly, when I fell of a slide onto the concrete playground in th 6th grade, I bounced right up. I FREAKED THE HELL out of the teachers. 

CHICKS DIG SCARS.

[Valdemar]

CHICKS DIG SCARS.

Scars yes, but unless you bring the Xray pics they wont see your broken bones....



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[Syt]

I broke my nose when a rugby player stepped on my face

OW

Lets see, I broke my..

arm running into a wall. long story, will never be repeated to anybody
leg in a work place accident
ribs almost coughing myself to death in '92
foot don't remember

Shockingly, when I fell of a slide onto the concrete playground in th 6th grade, I bounced right up. I FREAKED THE HELL out of the teachers. 

CHICKS DIG SCARS.

Bleep twice if you find me hot!

[katmai]

Collarbone and  foot in 36 years, so far so good.

[Ed Anger]

I broke my nose when a rugby player stepped on my face

OW

Lets see, I broke my..

arm running into a wall. long story, will never be repeated to anybody
leg in a work place accident
ribs almost coughing myself to death in '92
foot don't remember

Shockingly, when I fell of a slide onto the concrete playground in th 6th grade, I bounced right up. I FREAKED THE HELL out of the teachers. 

CHICKS DIG SCARS.

Bleep twice if you find me hot!

[Sophie Scholl]

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[Jaron]

Glad you and your wife are okay Ed. (and her purse)

[Ed Anger]

Glad you and your wife are okay Ed. (and her purse)

Thank you J-Dawg.

[derspiess]

Punching someone?  Sounds like a story you should put in the paradigm shift.

I'm trying to figure out why your CCW did not come into play. 

At any rate, good job
Short story:

Parking lot of a grocery store. White dude runs out, attempts to snatch my wife's purse. Miscalculates her strength holding on to her bag of holding badly, his attempted snatch and run goes wrong when he basically stops in front of me as I react and my foot goes into his leg. I was aiming for his nuts. Then I started hitting.

later, after the cops come and deal with the plebian criminal, I notice my hand HURTING LIKE HELL. Should have brought the slapjack.

Fun night for all. Wheee. Cute X-ray tech last night.

[Barrister]

I'm trying to figure out why your CCW did not come into play. 

Surely even in the US it is not legal to use deadly force to stop a purse snatching?  It happened in a parking lot, not his home...

[Valdemar]

Maybe you aren't so much a bone breaker as a masochistic self pain inflicter?

I mean, bone breakers are supposed to break the OTHER guy's bones, not his own

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