Languish.org

General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Capetan Mihali on January 04, 2010, 10:42:43 PM

Title: Teeth whitening
Post by: Capetan Mihali on January 04, 2010, 10:42:43 PM
Has anybody tried any form of this, from the mild to the wild?   

I got some sort of mild at-home bleaching thing as a present from my mother for the holidays.  Frankly, my teeth have a tendency to stain easily and they have become rather "off-white" from lots of cigarettes and coffee, and moderate amounts of red wine, black tea, etc.

My internet, at least, is swamped with teeth whitening ads and it makes me think it might be worth a go.  Are Crest White Strips useful at all?  Anybody have any relevant experience with this area of cosmetic self-improvement?   :wacko:
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Monoriu on January 04, 2010, 11:12:26 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on January 04, 2010, 10:42:43 PM
Has anybody tried any form of this, from the mild to the wild?   

I got some sort of mild at-home bleaching thing as a present from my mother for the holidays.  Frankly, my teeth have a tendency to stain easily and they have become rather "off-white" from lots of cigarettes and coffee, and moderate amounts of red wine, black tea, etc.

My internet, at least, is swamped with teeth whitening ads and it makes me think it might be worth a go.  Are Crest White Strips useful at all?  Anybody have any relevant experience with this area of cosmetic self-improvement?   :wacko:

I've been using the white strip tooth paste (thanks wife).  I've noticed a very mild whitening effect, but frankly the effect isn't too visible.  For real whitening, I think you need to go to a dentist.  A lot of people in the entertainment business do this, and the effect can be very dramatic.  But only a dentist can do it. 
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: DisturbedPervert on January 05, 2010, 12:03:23 AM
I've thought about getting laser whitening.  But dentists are scary. 
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 05, 2010, 03:57:39 AM
That's on the list of things I would do if I had a lot more money than I do.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on January 05, 2010, 05:04:24 AM
But...........teeth are supposed to be yellow  :huh:
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: syk on January 05, 2010, 05:24:12 AM
That's much gayer than shaving your balls.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Monoriu on January 05, 2010, 05:45:46 AM
From what I've heard, even whitening by dentists is only good for a few weeks/months at most.  You have to keep going to the dentist to maintain the whiteness. 

I don't mind buying the toothpaste though.  The cost is the same as regular toothpaste, which I have to buy anyway. 
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Brazen on January 05, 2010, 05:48:29 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on January 04, 2010, 10:42:43 PM
Are Crest White Strips useful at all?  Anybody have any relevant experience with this area of cosmetic self-improvement?   :wacko:
Got some of these from the States. The strong every day for a week ones made a visible difference that people actually comment on. I use the daily ones but only once a week or so when I remember. I think they make a difference and make the teeth feel smoother too, which probably helps them not stain again as quickly.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: The Brain on January 05, 2010, 06:06:43 AM
What are the side effects?
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Brazen on January 05, 2010, 06:20:56 AM
Quote from: The Brain on January 05, 2010, 06:06:43 AM
What are the side effects?
People staring at your mouth to work out what's different?

There can be some sensitivity, but I have quite sensitive teeth and didn't have problems.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Josquius on January 05, 2010, 04:15:04 PM
Contemplated it but I recall Hammond on Top Gear got ripped to pieces for having his done so I fear what friends would say.
I have bad enough teeth though even if they were white they'd still look bad, I've a undescended fang.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Sheilbh on January 05, 2010, 04:17:59 PM
I'll get this done at some point :)
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Pat on January 05, 2010, 04:48:24 PM
I'd consider this as well. My teeth are getting very yellow from drinking too much of the wrong things.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Barrister on January 05, 2010, 06:16:48 PM
Quote from: Pat on January 05, 2010, 04:48:24 PM
I'd consider this as well. My teeth are getting very yellow from drinking too much of the wrong things.

You're not supposed to drink your own urine, Pat.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 05, 2010, 06:21:57 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 05, 2010, 06:16:48 PM
Quote from: Pat on January 05, 2010, 04:48:24 PM
I'd consider this as well. My teeth are getting very yellow from drinking too much of the wrong things.

You're not supposed to drink your own urine, Pat.

You go on safari in the Sahara, you'll find yourself drinking urine too.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Pat on January 05, 2010, 06:45:49 PM
Oh, if I ever went the sahara I hope I'd have taken the necessary precautions
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Caliga on January 06, 2010, 09:09:21 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 05, 2010, 06:21:57 PM
You go on safari in the Sahara to Mexico, you'll find yourself drinking urine too.
:yes: :ph34r:
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: DontSayBanana on January 06, 2010, 09:39:24 AM
I'm also one of the ones with bad enough teeth that whitening wouldn't help much.  If I make it to and through law school and end up on that kind of a salary, one of the first things I plan on having done is massive dental work.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Caliga on January 06, 2010, 09:46:55 AM
Hm, I've never really thought about it before, but I ought to try whitening.  I don't think my teeth are excessively yellow, but I like the idea of having really white teeth.  I want to look like: Garry Shandling.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Ed Anger on January 06, 2010, 10:36:32 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 06, 2010, 09:46:55 AM
Hm, I've never really thought about it before, but I ought to try whitening.  I don't think my teeth are excessively yellow, but I like the idea of having really white teeth.  I want to look like: Garry Shandling.

Or Gary Busey.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Caliga on January 06, 2010, 10:41:58 AM
Yeah, but I would never want to look like Gary Busey in general... ever notice that his face is wierdly asymmetrical?  Also his nose bends at a weird angle, like it's trying to lay down and take a nap on the left side of his face or something.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Ed Anger on January 06, 2010, 10:46:20 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scene-stealers.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F07%2Fbusey.jpeg&hash=44fb09fd248daa8467d738ca33ffa37f8e408a30)

Awesome.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Caliga on January 06, 2010, 10:53:23 AM
Yeah, look how different the dude's eyes are.  Nigga should have been cast as Two Face in the latest Batman movie.
Title: Re: Teeth whitening
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 06, 2010, 10:54:25 AM
I don't think anyone believes in Gary Busey.