Teeth whitening

[Pat]

Oh, if I ever went the sahara I hope I'd have taken the necessary precautions

[Caliga]

You go on safari in the Sahara to Mexico, you'll find yourself drinking urine too.

[DontSayBanana]

I'm also one of the ones with bad enough teeth that whitening wouldn't help much.  If I make it to and through law school and end up on that kind of a salary, one of the first things I plan on having done is massive dental work.

[Caliga]

Hm, I've never really thought about it before, but I ought to try whitening.  I don't think my teeth are excessively yellow, but I like the idea of having really white teeth.  I want to look like: Garry Shandling.

[Ed Anger]

Hm, I've never really thought about it before, but I ought to try whitening.  I don't think my teeth are excessively yellow, but I like the idea of having really white teeth.  I want to look like: Garry Shandling.

Or Gary Busey.

[Caliga]

Yeah, but I would never want to look like Gary Busey in general... ever notice that his face is wierdly asymmetrical?  Also his nose bends at a weird angle, like it's trying to lay down and take a nap on the left side of his face or something.

[Ed Anger]

Awesome.

[Caliga]

Yeah, look how different the dude's eyes are.  Nigga should have been cast as Two Face in the latest Batman movie.

[Eddie Teach]

I don't think anyone believes in Gary Busey.