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Title: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 26, 2009, 12:03:34 AM
It's safe to masterbate/have sex.  Jesus and your dead relatives are no longer watching. Until Easter.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Razgovory on December 26, 2009, 12:09:17 AM
I didn't know Jesus operated on Eastern Standard Time.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Neil on December 26, 2009, 12:13:03 AM
But it doesn't matter, because you're part of a false religion anyways.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 26, 2009, 12:44:01 AM
Quote from: Neil on December 26, 2009, 12:13:03 AM
But it doesn't matter, because you're part of a false religion anyways.

The only people who could conceivably be able to say that would be the Jews.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: sbr on December 26, 2009, 01:08:28 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 26, 2009, 12:09:17 AM
I didn't know Jesus operated on Eastern Standard Time.

This is another example of the East Coast bias of the liberal media; I am outraged.(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi195.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz133%2Fsbr32%2Fsmilies%2Fhitler.gif&hash=81778a693d9150a01764470a6c11a58d63726c6f)
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Syt on December 26, 2009, 01:12:25 AM
26th is still a public holiday in Austria and Germany. Never heard of a xmas sex ban, though.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Martinus on December 26, 2009, 03:45:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 26, 2009, 12:03:34 AM
It's safe to masterbate/have sex.  Jesus and your dead relatives are no longer watching. Until Easter.

I masturbated yesterday. Does it make me: bad catholic? :pope:
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Josquius on December 26, 2009, 08:33:28 AM
Its Boxing Day. The day to meet the family.
Touching oneself would not be wise. :pope:
With my family boxing day is more christmas than christmas eve.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 26, 2009, 08:36:00 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 26, 2009, 03:45:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 26, 2009, 12:03:34 AM
It's safe to masterbate/have sex.  Jesus and your dead relatives are no longer watching. Until Easter.

I masturbated yesterday. Does it make me: bad catholic? :pope:

You do worse things that make you a bad Catholic.  Much, much worse things.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Martinus on December 26, 2009, 08:51:48 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 26, 2009, 08:36:00 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 26, 2009, 03:45:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 26, 2009, 12:03:34 AM
It's safe to masterbate/have sex.  Jesus and your dead relatives are no longer watching. Until Easter.

I masturbated yesterday. Does it make me: bad catholic? :pope:

You do worse things that make you a bad Catholic.  Much, much worse things.

The Catholic Church has recently stated that Oscar Wilde was not all bad, and that he was a Catholic the Church embraces as one of its own. So there is still hope for me.  :goodboy:
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Martinus on December 26, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
Quote from: Tyr on December 26, 2009, 08:33:28 AM
Its Boxing Day. The day to meet the family.

... And you punch them? :unsure:
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: OttoVonBismarck on December 27, 2009, 10:10:20 AM
Gays should be murdered.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Neil on December 27, 2009, 10:13:43 AM
Quote from: OttoVonBismarck on December 27, 2009, 10:10:20 AM
Gays should be murdered.
Don't be silly.  The laws must be changed so that killing gays is lawful.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: DontSayBanana on December 28, 2009, 10:07:31 AM
Neil has an evangelical doppelganger:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/god-commands-you-kill-gays
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 28, 2009, 10:26:30 AM
 :lol:

That guy both looks and sounds like Matthew Fox.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Ed Anger on December 28, 2009, 10:40:24 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 28, 2009, 10:07:31 AM
Neil has an evangelical doppelganger:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/god-commands-you-kill-gays

QuoteHow are they multiplying? Do you not see that they're multiplying? Are you that blind? Have you noticed that there's more than there were last year and the year before, and the year before that? How are they multiplying? They're reproducing right? No, here's a biology lesson: they're not reproducers, they're recruiters! And you know who they're after? Your children. Remember you dropped off your kids last week? That's who they're after. You drop them off as some daycare, you drop them off as some school somewhere, you don't know where they're at. I'll tell you where they're at: they're being recruited by the sodomites. They're being molested by the sodomites. I can tell you so many stories about people that I know being molested and recruited by the sodomites.

They recruit through rape. They recruit through molestation. They recruit through violation. They are infecting our society. They are spreading their disease. It's not a physical disease, it's a sin disease , it's a wicked, filthy sin disease and it's spreading on a rampage. Can't you see that it's spreading on a rampage? I mean, can you not see that? Can you not see that it's just exploding in growth? Why? Because each sodomite recruits far more than one other sodomite because his whole life is about recruiting other sodomites, his whole life is about violating and hurting people and molesting 'em.

So how many sodomites is one sodomite going to produce? A lot, and that's why it's just exploding. The only way to stop it, you say "how do we stop it?" ... You want to know why sodomites are recruiting? Because they have no natural predators.

AWESOME.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Grallon on December 28, 2009, 10:54:40 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 28, 2009, 10:07:31 AM
Neil has an evangelical doppelganger:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/god-commands-you-kill-gays


That mouth frothing fool is a closet case if I ever saw one.  :lol:



G.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 12:12:19 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 28, 2009, 10:40:24 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 28, 2009, 10:07:31 AM
Neil has an evangelical doppelganger:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/god-commands-you-kill-gays

QuoteHow are they multiplying? Do you not see that they're multiplying? Are you that blind? Have you noticed that there's more than there were last year and the year before, and the year before that? How are they multiplying? They're reproducing right? No, here's a biology lesson: they're not reproducers, they're recruiters! And you know who they're after? Your children. Remember you dropped off your kids last week? That's who they're after. You drop them off as some daycare, you drop them off as some school somewhere, you don't know where they're at. I'll tell you where they're at: they're being recruited by the sodomites. They're being molested by the sodomites. I can tell you so many stories about people that I know being molested and recruited by the sodomites.

They recruit through rape. They recruit through molestation. They recruit through violation. They are infecting our society. They are spreading their disease. It's not a physical disease, it's a sin disease , it's a wicked, filthy sin disease and it's spreading on a rampage. Can't you see that it's spreading on a rampage? I mean, can you not see that? Can you not see that it's just exploding in growth? Why? Because each sodomite recruits far more than one other sodomite because his whole life is about recruiting other sodomites, his whole life is about violating and hurting people and molesting 'em.

So how many sodomites is one sodomite going to produce? A lot, and that's why it's just exploding. The only way to stop it, you say "how do we stop it?" ... You want to know why sodomites are recruiting? Because they have no natural predators.

AWESOME.

It's very eloquent.  If I had to kill him or grallon it would be a tough choice.  Well not really.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Grallon on December 28, 2009, 12:58:42 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 12:12:19 PM


It's very eloquent.  If I had to kill him or Grallon it would be a tough choice.  Well not really.


I find myself vastly amused by the fact that a mentally unstable pill gobbling basement troll would deem himself my superior.  :P




G.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 01:01:35 PM
Quote from: Grallon on December 28, 2009, 12:58:42 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 12:12:19 PM


It's very eloquent.  If I had to kill him or Grallon it would be a tough choice.  Well not really.


I find myself vastly amused by the fact that a mentally unstable pill gobbling basement troll would deem himself my superior.  :P




G.

Humans aren't bothered by what dogs think anymore then I would be concerned what you think.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: garbon on December 28, 2009, 01:04:07 PM
I received Communion for the first time on Dec 24th at a Luthern church. I felt so nervous with that old man stuffing Jesus's body in my mouth.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Grallon on December 28, 2009, 01:15:27 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 01:01:35 PM

Humans aren't bothered by what dogs think anymore then I would be concerned what you think.


I have a new fan! :lol:




G.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Syt on December 28, 2009, 01:17:06 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 28, 2009, 01:04:07 PM
I received Communion for the first time on Dec 24th at a Luthern church. I felt so nervous with that old man stuffing Jesus's body in my mouth.

Lutherans over here don't believe the transformation takes place and regard the act as symbolical. Unlike Cathoholics.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 01:18:21 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 28, 2009, 01:17:06 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 28, 2009, 01:04:07 PM
I received Communion for the first time on Dec 24th at a Luthern church. I felt so nervous with that old man stuffing Jesus's body in my mouth.

Lutherans over here don't believe the transformation takes place and regard the act as symbolical. Unlike Cathoholics.

I think that Lutherans in America believe the same thing.  This is a major theological difference.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: garbon on December 28, 2009, 01:20:04 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 01:18:21 PM
I think that Lutherans in America believe the same thing.  This is a major theological difference.

:yes:
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Josquius on December 28, 2009, 01:20:49 PM
Quote from: Martinus on December 26, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
Quote from: Tyr on December 26, 2009, 08:33:28 AM
Its Boxing Day. The day to meet the family.

... And you punch them? :unsure:
#When I was a kid I couldn't get over that meaning of boxing either.
The name just comes from boxed gifts.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 01:21:49 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 28, 2009, 01:20:49 PM
Quote from: Martinus on December 26, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
Quote from: Tyr on December 26, 2009, 08:33:28 AM
Its Boxing Day. The day to meet the family.

... And you punch them? :unsure:
#When I was a kid I couldn't get over that meaning of boxing either.
The name just comes from boxed gifts.

It's nice to know that you as a kid and Marty as an adult are on the same level.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 28, 2009, 06:43:23 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 01:18:21 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 28, 2009, 01:17:06 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 28, 2009, 01:04:07 PM
I received Communion for the first time on Dec 24th at a Luthern church. I felt so nervous with that old man stuffing Jesus's body in my mouth.

Lutherans over here don't believe the transformation takes place and regard the act as symbolical. Unlike Cathoholics.

I think that Lutherans in America believe the same thing.  This is a major theological difference.

Don't tell that to the Missouri Lutherans.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 08:14:05 PM
You mean the Missouri Synod?  Those people are nuts.  I have no idea why they decided to base themselves in St. Louis a large Catholic stronghold.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Neil on December 28, 2009, 08:20:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 28, 2009, 10:40:24 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 28, 2009, 10:07:31 AM
Neil has an evangelical doppelganger:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/god-commands-you-kill-gays

QuoteHow are they multiplying? Do you not see that they're multiplying? Are you that blind? Have you noticed that there's more than there were last year and the year before, and the year before that? How are they multiplying? They're reproducing right? No, here's a biology lesson: they're not reproducers, they're recruiters! And you know who they're after? Your children. Remember you dropped off your kids last week? That's who they're after. You drop them off as some daycare, you drop them off as some school somewhere, you don't know where they're at. I'll tell you where they're at: they're being recruited by the sodomites. They're being molested by the sodomites. I can tell you so many stories about people that I know being molested and recruited by the sodomites.

They recruit through rape. They recruit through molestation. They recruit through violation. They are infecting our society. They are spreading their disease. It's not a physical disease, it's a sin disease , it's a wicked, filthy sin disease and it's spreading on a rampage. Can't you see that it's spreading on a rampage? I mean, can you not see that? Can you not see that it's just exploding in growth? Why? Because each sodomite recruits far more than one other sodomite because his whole life is about recruiting other sodomites, his whole life is about violating and hurting people and molesting 'em.

So how many sodomites is one sodomite going to produce? A lot, and that's why it's just exploding. The only way to stop it, you say "how do we stop it?" ... You want to know why sodomites are recruiting? Because they have no natural predators.

AWESOME.
He brings up some interesting points.

You know, I'd be alright with allowing fags to live, provided that they were ghettoized and made second-class citizens.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Josephus on December 28, 2009, 08:29:15 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 28, 2009, 01:17:06 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 28, 2009, 01:04:07 PM
I received Communion for the first time on Dec 24th at a Luthern church. I felt so nervous with that old man stuffing Jesus's body in my mouth.

Lutherans over here don't believe the transformation takes place and regard the act as symbolical. Unlike Cathoholics.

It's transbutation, which sounds a lot like masturbation, come to think of it....heh, I said come.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Drakken on December 28, 2009, 08:32:46 PM
Quote from: Josephus on December 28, 2009, 08:29:15 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 28, 2009, 01:17:06 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 28, 2009, 01:04:07 PM
I received Communion for the first time on Dec 24th at a Luthern church. I felt so nervous with that old man stuffing Jesus's body in my mouth.

Lutherans over here don't believe the transformation takes place and regard the act as symbolical. Unlike Cathoholics.

It's transbutation, which sounds a lot like masturbation, come to think of it....heh, I said come.

Transubstantiation, dumbass. :pope:

You prods eat pastry and drink juice and pretend it's the big deal, we fucking eat the flesh and drink the blood of our Savior. We own you and Mary Tudor-Habsburg roast the lot of you on a oak stake in 19 minutes.

Too bad I was born 250 years before the last Auto da Fé.  :blush:

The old, none-lapsed Fahdiz has taken possession of this body. Sometimes I do miss him, I must admit.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: derspiess on December 28, 2009, 08:41:43 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 28, 2009, 01:17:06 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 28, 2009, 01:04:07 PM
I received Communion for the first time on Dec 24th at a Luthern church. I felt so nervous with that old man stuffing Jesus's body in my mouth.

Lutherans over here don't believe the transformation takes place and regard the act as symbolical. Unlike Cathoholics.

I don't think any Protestants believe that.  I know we (Methodists) don't.  I took communion once at a Lutheran service (which we're allowed to do due to some treaty or whatever) and they used real wine.  I was impressed.  If my church ever pushes me over the edge with their left-wing shenanigans, I'd probably go Lutheran.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: syk on December 28, 2009, 08:54:54 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 28, 2009, 08:41:43 PM
... and they used real wine.  I was impressed.  If my church ever pushes me over the edge with their left-wing shenanigans, I'd probably go Lutheran.
That'd be the standard here, though I've seen grape juice as well, out of consideration for alcoholics and children.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: derspiess on December 28, 2009, 09:16:48 PM
Quote from: syk on December 28, 2009, 08:54:54 PM
That'd be the standard here, though I've seen grape juice as well, out of consideration for alcoholics and children.

Methodists were at the forefront of the Prohibition movement, so having anything with alcohol on church grounds would be unheard of for us :rolleyes:  I think the only thing the church thinks is worse than alcohol is <gasp> gambling.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on December 28, 2009, 09:36:51 PM
Lutherans are awesome. One of the best Protestant (and thus Christian) denominations.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 10:21:50 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 28, 2009, 08:41:43 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 28, 2009, 01:17:06 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 28, 2009, 01:04:07 PM
I received Communion for the first time on Dec 24th at a Luthern church. I felt so nervous with that old man stuffing Jesus's body in my mouth.

Lutherans over here don't believe the transformation takes place and regard the act as symbolical. Unlike Cathoholics.

I don't think any Protestants believe that.  I know we (Methodists) don't.  I took communion once at a Lutheran service (which we're allowed to do due to some treaty or whatever) and they used real wine.  I was impressed.  If my church ever pushes me over the edge with their left-wing shenanigans, I'd probably go Lutheran.

The Missouri Synod that Seedy mentioned believes something similar to that.  There's a slight difference in but I don't full understand it.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 10:24:57 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on December 28, 2009, 09:36:51 PM
Lutherans are awesome. One of the best Protestant (and thus Christian) denominations.

Meh, besides plunging Europe into a centuries of civil war and paving the way for Marxism what did they makes them so awesome?
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 28, 2009, 10:36:53 PM
They helped create a culture of independent thought. Why do you think most of modern civilization arose in northern Europe and their colonies?
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 11:36:44 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 28, 2009, 10:36:53 PM
They helped create a culture of independent thought. Why do you think most of modern civilization arose in northern Europe and their colonies?

Old theory, try again.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 28, 2009, 11:45:54 PM
It may be an oldie but it's also a goodie.  :homestar:
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Razgovory on December 29, 2009, 12:02:38 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 28, 2009, 11:45:54 PM
It may be an oldie but it's also a goodie.  :homestar:

Nah, it fails to take in the consideration the importance of France, Northern Italy, Belgium, and Austria.  Not to mention non-christian states all together.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 29, 2009, 12:16:47 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 29, 2009, 12:02:38 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 28, 2009, 11:45:54 PM
It may be an oldie but it's also a goodie.  :homestar:

Nah, it fails to take in the consideration the importance of France, Northern Italy, Belgium, and Austria.  Not to mention non-christian states all together.

The Church was weak in those places.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Razgovory on December 29, 2009, 01:16:49 AM
Like hell it was.  Are we talking about the same thing?  Max Weber and the Protestant work ethic?
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 29, 2009, 02:02:37 AM
I'm talking about the long-term effects of the Reformation.
Title: Re: For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now
Post by: Ed Anger on December 29, 2009, 11:18:41 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 28, 2009, 10:24:57 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on December 28, 2009, 09:36:51 PM
Lutherans are awesome. One of the best Protestant (and thus Christian) denominations.

Meh, besides plunging Europe into a centuries of civil war and paving the way for Marxism what did they makes them so awesome?

They got rid of all that kneeling in church. Damn Catholics kneel too much.