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Title: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Brazen on December 08, 2009, 08:31:20 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm)

Earlier it was revealed that Woods was rushed to the same hospital with a suspected overdose the day he crashed his car outside his house.

"An unidentified woman has been taken away in an ambulance from a house on the street of the US golfer, Tiger Woods, in Florida, reports have said."
Title: Re: Toger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Caliga on December 08, 2009, 08:36:02 AM
Saw that... I would have assumed it was Elin but one of the things on Google News suggested she followed the ambulance to the hospital in a black Escalade.  :huh:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Brazen on December 08, 2009, 09:28:33 AM
Classic Fox headlining:
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/11/30/rachel-uchitel-jaimee-grubbs-kalika-moquin
:lol:
Title: Re: Toger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Drakken on December 08, 2009, 11:00:33 AM
Quote from: Caliga on December 08, 2009, 08:36:02 AM
Saw that... I would have assumed it was Elin but one of the things on Google News suggested she followed the ambulance to the hospital in a black Escalade.  :huh:

Maybe her twin sister is allergic to peanuts.
Title: Re: Toger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: DGuller on December 08, 2009, 11:03:05 AM
Quote from: Drakken on December 08, 2009, 11:00:33 AM
Quote from: Caliga on December 08, 2009, 08:36:02 AM
Saw that... I would have assumed it was Elin but one of the things on Google News suggested she followed the ambulance to the hospital in a black Escalade.  :huh:

Maybe her twin sister is allergic to peanuts.
Or knife wounds.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Martinus on December 08, 2009, 11:13:31 AM
It looks like it was his mother in law. The plot thickens.  :lol:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Josephus on December 08, 2009, 11:16:32 AM
Why do we care? :huh:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 08, 2009, 11:31:03 AM
Quote from: Josephus on December 08, 2009, 11:16:32 AM
Why do we care? :huh:
Because we can learn the dos and don'ts of cheating on a spouse and there is a better than average chance of pics of nipple erections.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Drakken on December 08, 2009, 11:32:55 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 08, 2009, 11:13:31 AM
It looks like it was his mother in law. The plot thickens.  :lol:

She shouted so loudly at her daughter because she wasn't a good wife enough for her precious Tiger, that she scrached her face too? :unsure:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Josephus on December 08, 2009, 11:43:02 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 08, 2009, 11:31:03 AM
Quote from: Josephus on December 08, 2009, 11:16:32 AM
Why do we care? :huh:
Because we can learn the dos and don'ts of cheating on a spouse and there is a better than average chance of pics of nipple erections.

Did I miss erect nipple pics. ?  :(
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Grallon on December 08, 2009, 11:44:08 AM
So is anyone dead yet from this absurd prefabricated news?  :zzz



G.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 08, 2009, 11:50:42 AM
Quote from: Josephus on December 08, 2009, 11:43:02 AM
Did I miss erect nipple pics. ?  :(
In the other Tiger Woods thread.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 08, 2009, 09:55:34 PM
Quote from: Brazen on December 08, 2009, 09:28:33 AM
Classic Fox headlining:
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/11/30/rachel-uchitel-jaimee-grubbs-kalika-moquin
:lol:

Wow, stay classy Fox, stay classy.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Caliga on December 09, 2009, 01:27:30 PM
The girl on the side count is now up to 11.  :cool:

A couple of women ago, Tiger crossed a line from being 'sleazy' and is now in 'awesome' territory.  :)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Valmy on December 09, 2009, 01:31:45 PM
Golfers are like sailors man.  A woman at every tour stop.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 09, 2009, 01:33:53 PM
Gatorade dropped it's Tigerade line.

I'm betting Tiger checks into a sex addiction clinic pretty soon in order to revive his reputation.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Barrister on December 09, 2009, 01:42:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 09, 2009, 01:33:53 PM
Gatorade dropped it's Tigerade line.

I'm betting Tiger checks into a sex addiction clinic pretty soon in order to revive his reputation.

Meh.  Apparently that was in the works a long time ago.

Let me know if Nike drops Tiger.  Or GM.  That would be huge.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Caliga on December 09, 2009, 01:45:02 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 09, 2009, 01:33:53 PM
I'm betting Tiger checks into a sex addiction clinic pretty soon in order to revive his reputation.
No doubt, yo.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: sbr on December 09, 2009, 01:56:09 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 09, 2009, 01:33:53 PM
Gatorade dropped it's Tigerade line.

I'm betting Tiger checks into a sex addiction clinic pretty soon in order to revive his reputation.

Not until his Oprah appearance where he announces he has realized he has a problem and is going to do everything he can to fix himself and his family. :yes:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: sbr on December 09, 2009, 01:56:51 PM
Quote from: Barrister on December 09, 2009, 01:42:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 09, 2009, 01:33:53 PM
Gatorade dropped it's Tigerade line.

I'm betting Tiger checks into a sex addiction clinic pretty soon in order to revive his reputation.

Meh.  Apparently that was in the works a long time ago.

Let me know if Nike drops Tiger.  Or GM.  That would be huge.

There is no way Nike drops Tiger; there would not be a Nike golf division with him, he built it almost single-handedly.

EDIT: Unless something even worse come out, like spousal abuse.  I don't think more mistresses will do it.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: DisturbedPervert on December 09, 2009, 02:09:42 PM
Tiger shouldn't go on Oprah or in to a clinic or anything.  He's worth a billion dollars.  He has enough money to not give a shit what everyone thinks and to do what he wants.  He should have a different one of his hoes caddy for him on every hole, while his wife brings them all drinks.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Martinus on December 09, 2009, 02:24:34 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 09, 2009, 01:31:45 PM
Golfers are like sailors man.  A woman at every tour stop.

As my work friend said: "He is a golfer. They aren't happy until they hit 18 holes". :P
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Martinus on December 09, 2009, 02:26:11 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 09, 2009, 01:27:30 PM
The girl on the side count is now up to 11.  :cool:

A couple of women ago, Tiger crossed a line from being 'sleazy' and is now in 'awesome' territory.  :)

I have to agree. With the first couple of lovers, he was just another dude who had a mistress or two. Now he is the hero. :D

He should be in the next Harold and Kumar movie. Having sex with NPH. :P
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Valmy on December 09, 2009, 02:31:25 PM
Quote from: Barrister on December 09, 2009, 01:42:45 PM
Let me know if Nike drops Tiger.  Or GM.  That would be huge.

Ok GM dropped Tiger when it went through restructuring.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 09, 2009, 02:34:52 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on December 09, 2009, 02:09:42 PM
Tiger shouldn't go on Oprah or in to a clinic or anything.  He's worth a billion dollars.  He has enough money to not give a shit what everyone thinks and to do what he wants.  He should have a different one of his hoes caddy for him on every hole, while his wife brings them all drinks.
Let's see what he's worth after the settlement.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Caliga on December 09, 2009, 02:48:00 PM
Tiger wisely signed a pre-nup with her--so he's going to take a huge hit--but won't be totally wiped out.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Barrister on December 09, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 09, 2009, 02:31:25 PM
Quote from: Barrister on December 09, 2009, 01:42:45 PM
Let me know if Nike drops Tiger.  Or GM.  That would be huge.

Ok GM dropped Tiger when it went through restructuring.

Oh.  Maybe that's not so huge then.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: DGuller on December 09, 2009, 02:49:42 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 09, 2009, 02:48:00 PM
Tiger wisely signed a pre-nup with her--so he's going to take a huge hit--but won't be totally wiped out.
Are pre-nups iron-clad, or can they be voided by certain actions?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Martinus on December 09, 2009, 02:49:53 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 09, 2009, 02:48:00 PM
Tiger wisely signed a pre-nup with her--so he's going to take a huge hit--but won't be totally wiped out.

I read somewhere she forced him to renegotiate it in response to this mistress thing. Gotta love the business-like approach. :D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Caliga on December 09, 2009, 02:50:48 PM
Quote from: Martinus on December 09, 2009, 02:49:53 PM
I read somewhere she forced him to renegotiate it in response to this mistress thing. Gotta love the business-like approach. :D
Yeah, sounds familiar.  I like her style. :smoke:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Barrister on December 09, 2009, 02:57:13 PM
Quote from: DGuller on December 09, 2009, 02:49:42 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 09, 2009, 02:48:00 PM
Tiger wisely signed a pre-nup with her--so he's going to take a huge hit--but won't be totally wiped out.
Are pre-nups iron-clad, or can they be voided by certain actions?

They can be voided, but adultery is typically not one of them (unless it's specified in the pre-nup).
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: DisturbedPervert on December 09, 2009, 03:16:06 PM
Quote from: Martinus on December 09, 2009, 02:49:53 PM
I read somewhere she forced him to renegotiate it in response to this mistress thing. Gotta love the business-like approach. :D

:huh:

Why would he agree to that?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Barrister on December 09, 2009, 03:19:39 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on December 09, 2009, 03:16:06 PM
Quote from: Martinus on December 09, 2009, 02:49:53 PM
I read somewhere she forced him to renegotiate it in response to this mistress thing. Gotta love the business-like approach. :D

:huh:

Why would he agree to that?

To avoid her from writing a humiliating 'tell-all' book.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: HVC on December 09, 2009, 03:52:45 PM
Quote from: DGuller on December 09, 2009, 02:49:42 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 09, 2009, 02:48:00 PM
Tiger wisely signed a pre-nup with her--so he's going to take a huge hit--but won't be totally wiped out.
Are pre-nups iron-clad, or can they be voided by certain actions?
They get worked around easily. Especialyl if you have kids. he might not have alimony, but his child support will be huge to compensate.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Ed Anger on December 09, 2009, 03:55:39 PM
That is why the map to all my buried coffee cans is hidden.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Maximus on December 09, 2009, 03:57:50 PM
I haven't been following the story. Do we have any reason to believe he was actually involved with any of these women?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Caliga on December 09, 2009, 04:00:55 PM
Quote from: Maximus on December 09, 2009, 03:57:50 PM
I haven't been following the story. Do we have any reason to believe he was actually involved with any of these women?
The fact that he released a public statement saying he had "let his family down" is a pretty good indicator he was drilling at least one chick.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 09, 2009, 05:06:52 PM
Quote from: Maximus on December 09, 2009, 03:57:50 PM
I haven't been following the story. Do we have any reason to believe he was actually involved with any of these women?
CNN played a voicemail recording of Tiger asking some chick to change her message so that it no longer had the chick's name, "since my wife got a hold of this number."
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: grumbler on December 09, 2009, 06:04:18 PM
Quote from: Martinus on December 09, 2009, 02:24:34 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 09, 2009, 01:31:45 PM
Golfers are like sailors man.  A woman at every tour stop.

As my work friend said: "He is a golfer. They aren't happy until they hit 18 holes". :P
:lol:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: sbr on December 11, 2009, 07:25:22 PM
Tiger is taking a hiatus from golf and moving to Sweden, I guess this means no Oprah appearance.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912117801012/news/

QuoteI am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: DisturbedPervert on December 11, 2009, 07:30:08 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 11, 2009, 07:25:22 PM
Tiger is taking a hiatus from golf and moving to Sweden

Good thing there are no good looking blonde white women there!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Ed Anger on December 11, 2009, 07:31:05 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on December 11, 2009, 07:30:08 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 11, 2009, 07:25:22 PM
Tiger is taking a hiatus from golf and moving to Sweden

Good thing there are no good looking blonde white women there!

The lack of Waffle House cooze will help him.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital
Post by: Drakken on December 11, 2009, 09:24:07 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 11, 2009, 07:25:22 PM
Tiger is taking a hiatus from golf and moving to Sweden, I guess this means no Oprah appearance.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912117801012/news/

Lucky bastard. I wish cheating on my girlfriend with tramps would win me a trip to the Fosterland.  :(