Tiger Woods breaking news - woman rushed to hospital

Started by Brazen, December 08, 2009, 08:31:20 AM

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Brazen

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm

Earlier it was revealed that Woods was rushed to the same hospital with a suspected overdose the day he crashed his car outside his house.

"An unidentified woman has been taken away in an ambulance from a house on the street of the US golfer, Tiger Woods, in Florida, reports have said."

Caliga

Saw that... I would have assumed it was Elin but one of the things on Google News suggested she followed the ambulance to the hospital in a black Escalade.  :huh:
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Drakken

Quote from: Caliga on December 08, 2009, 08:36:02 AM
Saw that... I would have assumed it was Elin but one of the things on Google News suggested she followed the ambulance to the hospital in a black Escalade.  :huh:

Maybe her twin sister is allergic to peanuts.

DGuller

Quote from: Drakken on December 08, 2009, 11:00:33 AM
Quote from: Caliga on December 08, 2009, 08:36:02 AM
Saw that... I would have assumed it was Elin but one of the things on Google News suggested she followed the ambulance to the hospital in a black Escalade.  :huh:

Maybe her twin sister is allergic to peanuts.
Or knife wounds.

Martinus

It looks like it was his mother in law. The plot thickens.  :lol:

Josephus

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Admiral Yi

Quote from: Josephus on December 08, 2009, 11:16:32 AM
Why do we care? :huh:
Because we can learn the dos and don'ts of cheating on a spouse and there is a better than average chance of pics of nipple erections.

Drakken

Quote from: Martinus on December 08, 2009, 11:13:31 AM
It looks like it was his mother in law. The plot thickens.  :lol:

She shouted so loudly at her daughter because she wasn't a good wife enough for her precious Tiger, that she scrached her face too? :unsure:

Josephus

Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 08, 2009, 11:31:03 AM
Quote from: Josephus on December 08, 2009, 11:16:32 AM
Why do we care? :huh:
Because we can learn the dos and don'ts of cheating on a spouse and there is a better than average chance of pics of nipple erections.

Did I miss erect nipple pics. ?  :(
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Grallon

So is anyone dead yet from this absurd prefabricated news?  :zzz



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Caliga

The girl on the side count is now up to 11.  :cool:

A couple of women ago, Tiger crossed a line from being 'sleazy' and is now in 'awesome' territory.  :)
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Valmy

Golfers are like sailors man.  A woman at every tour stop.
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