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Title: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 06:39:14 PM
QuoteRussia plans reactivation of two Kirov-class cruisers

The Russian Federation Navy (RFN) is to reactivate two laid-up Kirov-class (Project 1144) battle cruisers, according to statements attributed by Russian media to the country's deputy defence minister.

Colonel General Vladimir Popovkin reportedly said that the Ministry of Defence has decided to renovate and modernise its heavy nuclear-powered missile cruiser (tiazhyeliy atomniy raketniy kreiser/TARK) units Admiral Lazarev (ex- Frunze ) and Admiral Nakhimov (ex- Kalinin ).

The 24,300-ton ships were commissioned into the Soviet Navy in 1984 and 1988, the second and third vessels in a class that eventually numbered four. Col Gen Popovkin made no mention of the lead ship, Admiral Ushakov (ex- Kirov ), which entered service in 1980 and was decommissioned in 2004, appearing to confirm earlier reports that it is to be scrapped.

The RFN currently has one ship of the class in service, Pyotr Velikiy (ex- Yuri Andropov , ex- Kuibishev ), which was launched in St Petersburg in 1989 and commissioned in 1998.

I suggest we recommission the Iowa and Wisconsin in response.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Warspite on November 11, 2009, 06:52:28 PM
And we'll decommission more of our navy!
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Ed Anger on November 11, 2009, 06:56:12 PM
To make you feel better Seedy, there are 6 Burke's under construction.

However, no new Tico's
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Razgovory on November 11, 2009, 07:33:11 PM
Oh I'm sure that's money well spend. 
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Josquius on November 11, 2009, 08:24:11 PM
Russia trying to become a naval power is a good thing. They will surely fail but its money away from the army whilst they're doing it.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Viking on November 11, 2009, 08:29:20 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 06:39:14 PM

I suggest we recommission the Iowa and Wisconsin in response.

Screw them, lets do what the ruskis did in the '60s, build anti ship missiles.

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Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 08:48:32 PM
Quote from: Viking on November 11, 2009, 08:29:20 PM
Screw them, lets do what the ruskis did in the '60s, build anti ship missiles.

Why the hell not, there's no more ABM Treaty.

ALCMs for everybody!
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on November 11, 2009, 08:55:39 PM
Quote from: Warspite on November 11, 2009, 06:52:28 PM
And we'll decommission more of our navy!

There's still time for you guys to cancel your two new carriers, too.  :P
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Jacob on November 11, 2009, 09:23:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 06:39:14 PMI suggest we recommission the Iowa and Wisconsin in response.

This is probably less about measuring up to the US and more about being able to bully various ex-Soviet republics and Europeans with coastlines.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 11, 2009, 09:24:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 06:39:14 PM
QuoteRussia plans reactivation of two Kirov-class cruisers

The Russian Federation Navy (RFN) is to reactivate two laid-up Kirov-class (Project 1144) battle cruisers, according to statements attributed by Russian media to the country's deputy defence minister.

Colonel General Vladimir Popovkin reportedly said that the Ministry of Defence has decided to renovate and modernise its heavy nuclear-powered missile cruiser (tiazhyeliy atomniy raketniy kreiser/TARK) units Admiral Lazarev (ex- Frunze ) and Admiral Nakhimov (ex- Kalinin ).

The 24,300-ton ships were commissioned into the Soviet Navy in 1984 and 1988, the second and third vessels in a class that eventually numbered four. Col Gen Popovkin made no mention of the lead ship, Admiral Ushakov (ex- Kirov ), which entered service in 1980 and was decommissioned in 2004, appearing to confirm earlier reports that it is to be scrapped.

The RFN currently has one ship of the class in service, Pyotr Velikiy (ex- Yuri Andropov , ex- Kuibishev ), which was launched in St Petersburg in 1989 and commissioned in 1998.

I suggest we recommission the Iowa and Wisconsin in response.

We've got the New Jersey sitting right in Camden; all they'd really need to do is unweld the gun ports. :contract:
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 09:24:46 PM
Quote from: Jacob on November 11, 2009, 09:23:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 06:39:14 PMI suggest we recommission the Iowa and Wisconsin in response.

This is probably less about measuring up to the US and more about being able to bully various ex-Soviet republics and Europeans with coastlines.

Some of which are in NATO.  And when it comes to dick-measuring contests, I want us to pull out enough to win.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 09:26:30 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 11, 2009, 09:24:21 PMWe've got the New Jersey sitting right in Camden; all they'd really need to do is unweld the gun ports. :contract:

That's a no-go, sailor.  We need to maintain the New Jersey where it is, as a strategic location for any future Bon Jovi concerts.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Jacob on November 11, 2009, 09:32:46 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 09:24:46 PMSome of which are in NATO.  And when it comes to dick-measuring contests, I want us to pull out enough to win.

It warms my heart that when it comes to feckless Euros in Nato versus Russia, you're still on the side of the Euros  :hug:

As for dick-measuring, isn't it better to put in rather than pull out?  In any case, I'm just assuming the US wins... is it even an issue?
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Neil on November 11, 2009, 09:32:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 06:39:14 PM
I suggest we recommission the Iowa and Wisconsin in response.
Is that a real response, given that the missile destroyers the US is building are several times more combat effective, and much less likely to suffer a critical reactor failure and sink?
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 09:58:34 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 11, 2009, 09:32:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 06:39:14 PM
I suggest we recommission the Iowa and Wisconsin in response.
Is that a real response, given that the missile destroyers the US is building are several times more combat effective, and much less likely to suffer a critical reactor failure and sink?

Yes it is.  Particularly since the BBs could be staffed with smaller crews with greater automation.

And, we still have outstanding Naval Gunfire Support issues.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Neil on November 11, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
The real solution is to build two entirely new dreadnoughts.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 10:17:36 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 11, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
The real solution is to build two entirely new dreadnoughts.

I could get with that, but with the state of project management in the defense industry the way it is, it'd still be cheaper to bring out the battlewagons than starting from scratch.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Neil on November 11, 2009, 10:23:42 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 10:17:36 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 11, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
The real solution is to build two entirely new dreadnoughts.
I could get with that, but with the state of project management in the defense industry the way it is, it'd still be cheaper to bring out the battlewagons than starting from scratch.
Of course, but why cut corners?

It would stimulate the economy.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: derspiess on November 11, 2009, 10:28:44 PM
Cool.  I used to sink the hell out of Kirovs on Red Storm Rising (C64)
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: The Minsky Moment on November 12, 2009, 12:15:24 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 06:39:14 PM
QuoteRussia plans reactivation of two Kirov-class cruisers

The Russian Federation Navy (RFN) is to reactivate two laid-up Kirov-class (Project 1144) battle cruisers, according to statements attributed by Russian media to the country's deputy defence minister.

Colonel General Vladimir Popovkin reportedly said that the Ministry of Defence has decided to renovate and modernise its heavy nuclear-powered missile cruiser (tiazhyeliy atomniy raketniy kreiser/TARK) units Admiral Lazarev (ex- Frunze ) and Admiral Nakhimov (ex- Kalinin ).

The 24,300-ton ships were commissioned into the Soviet Navy in 1984 and 1988, the second and third vessels in a class that eventually numbered four. Col Gen Popovkin made no mention of the lead ship, Admiral Ushakov (ex- Kirov ), which entered service in 1980 and was decommissioned in 2004, appearing to confirm earlier reports that it is to be scrapped.

The RFN currently has one ship of the class in service, Pyotr Velikiy (ex- Yuri Andropov , ex- Kuibishev ), which was launched in St Petersburg in 1989 and commissioned in 1998.

I suggest we recommission the Iowa and Wisconsin in response.

That's not fighting fair.

I say we give the Bear a fighting chance.  Refloat the Exxon Valdez, stick on some 70s vintage radar and weapons system, and a miniaturized RBMK reactor.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Habsburg on November 12, 2009, 12:37:57 AM
Holland America Lines response:

http://nieuwamsterdam.hollandamerica.com/

Launch the new Nieuw Amsterdam!  :w00t: :mmm: !!
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Valdemar on November 12, 2009, 03:41:42 AM
Quote from: Jacob on November 11, 2009, 09:23:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 06:39:14 PMI suggest we recommission the Iowa and Wisconsin in response.

This is probably less about measuring up to the US and more about being able to bully various ex-Soviet republics and Europeans with coastlines.

They didn't bully us back then, why would they be able to do so now?  :huh:

Not to mention, getting close to a shore means no need for a navy to hit them :p It can then be done by land forces :)

V
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Monoriu on November 12, 2009, 05:38:17 AM
Are they going to send the ships against Somali pirates?
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: grumbler on November 12, 2009, 07:47:49 AM
Quote from: Habsburg on November 12, 2009, 12:37:57 AM
Holland America Lines response:

http://nieuwamsterdam.hollandamerica.com/

Launch the new Nieuw Amsterdam!  :w00t: :mmm: !!
There is no form of ugliness quite so striking as that of a cruise ship's ugliness, is there?
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: DGuller on November 12, 2009, 10:44:08 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 11, 2009, 09:24:21 PM
We've got the New Jersey sitting right in Camden; all they'd really need to do is unweld the gun ports. :contract:
I guess it's the only person or thing in Camden not adequately armed.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 12, 2009, 10:45:57 AM
Quote from: DGuller on November 12, 2009, 10:44:08 AM
I guess it's the only person or thing in Camden not adequately armed.

Whenever I'm on the bus to or from Philadelphia, we have to go briefly through Camden- once you cross the line from Gloucester City into Camden, it looks like the whole city was shelled by the New Jersey.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Martinus on November 12, 2009, 10:46:44 AM
I think it's funny that NATO does not have a contingency plan in case of a Russia's attack.  :lol:
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Ed Anger on November 12, 2009, 10:50:27 AM
Quote from: Martinus on November 12, 2009, 10:46:44 AM
I think it's funny that NATO does not have a contingency plan in case of a Russia's attack.  :lol:

More big fun:

The POMCUS pre-positioned divisional equipment sets that the US kept in Germany are almost empty. :w00t:
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: The Minsky Moment on November 12, 2009, 11:17:33 AM
Quote from: Martinus on November 12, 2009, 10:46:44 AM
I think it's funny that NATO does not have a contingency plan in case of a Russia's attack.  :lol:

Nonsense of course it does.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Ed Anger on November 12, 2009, 11:20:57 AM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on November 12, 2009, 11:17:33 AM
Quote from: Martinus on November 12, 2009, 10:46:44 AM
I think it's funny that NATO does not have a contingency plan in case of a Russia's attack.  :lol:

Nonsense of course it does.

Which is to sell Poland out.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Viking on November 12, 2009, 11:22:13 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 12, 2009, 10:50:27 AM
Quote from: Martinus on November 12, 2009, 10:46:44 AM
I think it's funny that NATO does not have a contingency plan in case of a Russia's attack.  :lol:

More big fun:

The POMCUS pre-positioned divisional equipment sets that the US kept in Germany are almost empty. :w00t:

They emptied out the stuff in norway for the second gulf war as well.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: Berkut on November 12, 2009, 11:24:02 AM
Why shouldn't they be empty?

The Euroes can defend themselves from the Russians, I am sure. They hardly need any help from us.
Title: Re: Oh, those whacky Cossacks and their military aspirations
Post by: PDH on November 12, 2009, 11:27:29 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 12, 2009, 11:20:57 AM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on November 12, 2009, 11:17:33 AM
Quote from: Martinus on November 12, 2009, 10:46:44 AM
I think it's funny that NATO does not have a contingency plan in case of a Russia's attack.  :lol:

Nonsense of course it does.

Which is to sell Poland out.
God bless NATO