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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Martinus on November 05, 2009, 05:23:58 AM

Title: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Martinus on November 05, 2009, 05:23:58 AM
Just saw that on Polish TV - no news yet on English-language networks.

I just wanted to post it, because this seems like a comedy/joke gold mine.  :lmfao:
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 05, 2009, 05:41:00 AM
I dunno, man...the last time France said they'd take a military initiative with Poland...well, you know.
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: citizen k on November 05, 2009, 05:42:28 AM
About fuckin' time. The U.S. can't carry your asses forever.
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Octavian on November 05, 2009, 05:50:25 AM
Quote from: citizen k on November 05, 2009, 05:42:28 AM
About fuckin' time. The U.S. can't carry your asses forever.

Yes you can :mad:



Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Martinus on November 05, 2009, 06:05:26 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 05, 2009, 05:41:00 AM
I dunno, man...the last time France said they'd take a military initiative with Poland...well, you know.

Hey, we could have a surprise element on our side - the Russians will never know which half will surrender and which will charge tanks. :P

Anyway, it's Napoleon all over again. :D
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Syt on November 05, 2009, 06:48:20 AM
OMG GERMANY WILL BE ENCIRCLED!  :cry:
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: The Larch on November 05, 2009, 07:03:16 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 05, 2009, 06:48:20 AM
OMG GERMANY WILL BE ENCIRCLED!  :cry:

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You know what Germany has to do to prevent it.
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: KRonn on November 05, 2009, 10:02:49 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 05, 2009, 06:48:20 AM
OMG GERMANY WILL BE ENCIRCLED!  :cry:
Looks like Germany could be in some big trouble!      :menace:  I think the Germans will have to ally with another nation, maybe Italy or Romania, or someone!
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 05, 2009, 10:05:13 AM
This thread reminds me of those Intel commercials.
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Valmy on November 05, 2009, 10:32:04 AM
Good.  I want a highly trained army consisting of expendable professionals who the European public will be apathetic about sending into battle.
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Neil on November 05, 2009, 10:33:27 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 05, 2009, 10:32:04 AM
Good.  I want a highly trained army consisting of expendable professionals who the European public will be apathetic about sending into battle.
You won't get it.  Sending people into battle would mean they wouldn't get to be as smug.
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: dps on November 05, 2009, 01:23:17 PM
Quote from: KRonn on November 05, 2009, 10:02:49 AM
I think the Germans will have to ally with another nation, maybe Italy or Romania, or someone!

That would be over kill--all they have to do is find somebody to balance out the French and Poles.  Lichtenstein or San Marino should be more than enough.
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: MadImmortalMan on November 05, 2009, 01:38:40 PM
They should call it: East.
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: The Brain on November 05, 2009, 01:39:38 PM
I will support any Pan-Cake initiative.
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 05, 2009, 01:54:33 PM
Quote from: The Brain on November 05, 2009, 01:39:38 PM
I will support any Pan-Cake initiative.

Hear, hear!
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: The Minsky Moment on November 05, 2009, 02:41:16 PM
Huzzah!
Unleash Poniatowski againt the Tsar!
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Zanza on November 05, 2009, 05:08:18 PM
That's it, we need nuclear weapons asap.
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Duque de Bragança on November 06, 2009, 05:03:57 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 05, 2009, 10:32:04 AM
Good.  I want a highly trained army consisting of expendable professionals who the European public will be apathetic about sending into battle.

La Légion Etrangère!  :frog: :tinfoil:
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Syt on November 06, 2009, 05:37:54 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on November 06, 2009, 05:03:57 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 05, 2009, 10:32:04 AM
Good.  I want a highly trained army consisting of expendable professionals who the European public will be apathetic about sending into battle.

La Légion Etrangère!  :frog: :tinfoil:

A good book that was.
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Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Duque de Bragança on November 06, 2009, 09:57:45 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 06, 2009, 05:37:54 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on November 06, 2009, 05:03:57 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 05, 2009, 10:32:04 AM
Good.  I want a highly trained army consisting of expendable professionals who the European public will be apathetic about sending into battle.

La Légion Etrangère!  :frog: :tinfoil:

A good book that was.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fasterix.openscroll.org%2Fimages%2Fasterix_the_legionary.jpg&hash=4115ade49de6a33dd04368b3bfd9f0ace2a18c3f)

La Légion Etrangère not Légion romaine  :contract:
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Syt on November 06, 2009, 10:32:15 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on November 06, 2009, 09:57:45 AM
La Légion Etrangère not Légion romaine  :contract:

It was about foreigners joining the Legion. Foreign Legion. And they even go to North Africa to fight a war. How subtle. :P
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Duque de Bragança on November 06, 2009, 11:49:47 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 06, 2009, 10:32:15 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on November 06, 2009, 09:57:45 AM
La Légion Etrangère not Légion romaine  :contract:

It was about foreigners joining the Legion. Foreign Legion. And they even go to North Africa to fight a war. How subtle. :P

If you remember the album, they act as Romans to get enlisted since it was Roman only and Gaul is almost Roman :contract:  :P
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Syt on November 06, 2009, 12:04:12 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on November 06, 2009, 11:49:47 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 06, 2009, 10:32:15 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on November 06, 2009, 09:57:45 AM
La Légion Etrangère not Légion romaine  :contract:

It was about foreigners joining the Legion. Foreign Legion. And they even go to North Africa to fight a war. How subtle. :P

If you remember the album, they act as Romans to get enlisted since it was Roman only and Gaul is almost Roman :contract:  :P

Yeah, which is why there's all the other enlisters from, uhm, occupied Roman provinces. :P
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Maximus on November 06, 2009, 12:05:35 PM
My favorite was the Egyptian, Ptennisnet.
Title: Re: France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative
Post by: Duque de Bragança on November 08, 2009, 06:20:05 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 06, 2009, 12:04:12 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on November 06, 2009, 11:49:47 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 06, 2009, 10:32:15 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on November 06, 2009, 09:57:45 AM
La Légion Etrangère not Légion romaine  :contract:

It was about foreigners joining the Legion. Foreign Legion. And they even go to North Africa to fight a war. How subtle. :P

If you remember the album, they act as Romans to get enlisted since it was Roman only and Gaul is almost Roman :contract:  :P

Yeah, which is why there's all the other enlisters from, uhm, occupied Roman provinces. :P

German still not understanding the concept of being a Roman/Frenchman/whatever by citizenship instead of blutsrecht  :P