France and Poland to propose a pan-European military initiative

Started by Martinus, November 05, 2009, 05:23:58 AM

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Martinus

November 05, 2009, 05:23:58 AM
Just saw that on Polish TV - no news yet on English-language networks.

I just wanted to post it, because this seems like a comedy/joke gold mine.  :lmfao:

CountDeMoney

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November 05, 2009, 05:41:00 AM
I dunno, man...the last time France said they'd take a military initiative with Poland...well, you know.

citizen k

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November 05, 2009, 05:42:28 AM
About fuckin' time. The U.S. can't carry your asses forever.

Octavian

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November 05, 2009, 05:50:25 AM
Quote from: citizen k on November 05, 2009, 05:42:28 AM
About fuckin' time. The U.S. can't carry your asses forever.

Yes you can :mad:



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Martinus

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November 05, 2009, 06:05:26 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 05, 2009, 05:41:00 AM
I dunno, man...the last time France said they'd take a military initiative with Poland...well, you know.

Hey, we could have a surprise element on our side - the Russians will never know which half will surrender and which will charge tanks. :P

Anyway, it's Napoleon all over again. :D

Syt

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November 05, 2009, 06:48:20 AM
OMG GERMANY WILL BE ENCIRCLED!  :cry:
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The Larch

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November 05, 2009, 07:03:16 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 05, 2009, 06:48:20 AM
OMG GERMANY WILL BE ENCIRCLED!  :cry:



You know what Germany has to do to prevent it.

KRonn

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November 05, 2009, 10:02:49 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 05, 2009, 06:48:20 AM
OMG GERMANY WILL BE ENCIRCLED!  :cry:
Looks like Germany could be in some big trouble!      :menace:  I think the Germans will have to ally with another nation, maybe Italy or Romania, or someone!

Eddie Teach

#8
November 05, 2009, 10:05:13 AM
This thread reminds me of those Intel commercials.
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Valmy

#9
November 05, 2009, 10:32:04 AM
Good.  I want a highly trained army consisting of expendable professionals who the European public will be apathetic about sending into battle.
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November 05, 2009, 10:33:27 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 05, 2009, 10:32:04 AM
Good.  I want a highly trained army consisting of expendable professionals who the European public will be apathetic about sending into battle.
You won't get it.  Sending people into battle would mean they wouldn't get to be as smug.
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November 05, 2009, 01:23:17 PM
Quote from: KRonn on November 05, 2009, 10:02:49 AM
I think the Germans will have to ally with another nation, maybe Italy or Romania, or someone!

That would be over kill--all they have to do is find somebody to balance out the French and Poles.  Lichtenstein or San Marino should be more than enough.

MadImmortalMan

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November 05, 2009, 01:38:40 PM
They should call it: East.
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The Brain

#13
November 05, 2009, 01:39:38 PM
I will support any Pan-Cake initiative.
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November 05, 2009, 01:54:33 PM
Quote from: The Brain on November 05, 2009, 01:39:38 PM
I will support any Pan-Cake initiative.

Hear, hear!
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