Esquire: Vampires are gay

[BuddhaRhubarb]

We've had this discussion.

Unfortunately for you Marty, you're so non-gay you're Renfield.

oh SNAP! lol

[MadImmortalMan]

but it seemed like a boring teenage show for little girls

Which is why navel-gazing gays are now thinking it's about them I guess.

[DontSayBanana]

The Cancer. Butt cancer sounds painful, as I enjoy my quiet time on the can every day.

From the AARs you give us, your time on the can must be anything but quiet.

[garbon]

Now now, let not your newfound heterosexuality turn you sour lad. 

G.

Darling, just because you've only recently been able to see my facebook page that doesn't mean it was modified recently.

[Martinus]

Here's a good reason to worship vampires.

Have you seen "Little Ashes"?

[Ed Anger]

The Cancer. Butt cancer sounds painful, as I enjoy my quiet time on the can every day.

From the AARs you give us, your time on the can must be anything but quiet.

Just going through a ass ripping turd phase. I'll be back to normal in a couple of weeks.

Then I can go back to reading on the can.

[dps]

I don't recall any major zombie movies during the 80s when Reagan/Bush were in office

Dude, seriously? The Evil Dead I and II, Day of the Dead, Pet Sematary and, at a stretch, Reanimator. Oh yeah, and the Thriller video

Night of the Living Dead (the original) came out during the Johnson administration.

[Duque de Bragança]

I've learned from numerous quality Jesse Franco and Jean Rollins films that all lady vampires are lesbians so it would follow that male vampires must be gay.

Does this make Van Helsing, Santo and Blue Demon gay bashers? 

Quality and Jean Rollin in a sentence: at last, a voice of reason!
Requiem for a Vampire does not fit that well but let's forget it anyways since the action pace is (too) fast for a Rollin film