Esquire: Vampires are gay

[Valmy]

They are now misunderstood outcasts/anti-heroes

Just like everybody else.

Another classic part of our culture destroyed by teenage wangst.

[garbon]

Another classic part of our culture destroyed by teenage wangst.

I think I've discovered who you really blame.

[Neil]

It's a young boy.  Why would something like that trigger the religious impulse?

I and others worship the Male Principle - which is as worthy an object of cult as any. 

I am very devout. 

If you worship the male principle, why would you hold an effeminate young boy up to worship?

[ulmont]

What about John Carpenter's "Vampires"?

A fucking travesty compared to the original book.

[Grallon]

Grallon is delusional and speaks only for himself, pre-teen girls, and lonely and mentally disturbed middle aged men and women.

Now now, let not your newfound heterosexuality turn you sour lad. 




G.

[Savonarola]

I've learned from numerous quality Jesse Franco and Jean Rollins films that all lady vampires are lesbians so it would follow that male vampires must be gay.

Does this make Van Helsing, Santo and Blue Demon gay bashers? 

[Jaron]

God damn ENOUGH with the gay stuff.

We don't need a billion threads about gay issues or to have the gay perspective inserted into EVERY thread.

If you want to do that shit, go to a gay forum.

[Caliga]

Dude, seriously? The Evil Dead I and II, Day of the Dead, Pet Sematary and, at a stretch, Reanimator. Oh yeah, and the Thriller video

Yes... Reanimator.  A major blockbuster.

[PDH]

Of course vampires are goddamn gay...unless by gay you mean something else than "lame." 

[Ed Anger]

Speaking of blood, a turd ripped up my hemorrhoids this morning. Fucker felt like a brick.

[Caliga]

Speaking of blood, a turd ripped up my hemorrhoids this morning. Fucker felt like a brick.

TMI

[Ed Anger]

Speaking of blood, a turd ripped up my hemorrhoids this morning. Fucker felt like a brick.

TMI

Good thing I inspect my turds every morning.

[katmai]

Speaking of blood, a turd ripped up my hemorrhoids this morning. Fucker felt like a brick.

TMI

Good thing I inspect my turds every morning.

Worried you have tapeworm?

[Ed Anger]

Speaking of blood, a turd ripped up my hemorrhoids this morning. Fucker felt like a brick.

TMI

Good thing I inspect my turds every morning.

Worried you have tapeworm?

The Cancer. Butt cancer sounds painful, as I enjoy my quiet time on the can every day.

[viper37]

I like Vampire movies & tv shows.
But I didn't watch Twilight and don't intend to either.
I did watch a few episodes of Vampire Diaries, but it seemed like a boring teenage show for little girls, except there's vampires. Sort of like Twilight, actually.