A sister thread to Faelin's one. :cool:
Get. Duh. :)
I prefer to bash people upside the head.
:lol:
Personally, I'd say it depends, but if a guy has a nice cock (not crooked, small or thin), I prefer to give head. :menace:
I'm a giver.
I don't like getting head but I'd rather cut off my own before giving it.
Don't like getting head? Does not compute :blink:
Quote from: Caliga on September 19, 2009, 12:54:04 PM
Don't like getting head? Does not compute :blink:
It's a waste of time and not fun. I wanna fuck :menace:
Not fun? Wow, are you from outer space or something? :(
I take them and put the polished skulls in my trophy room as a fanservice to Predator.
You forgot the [gay] tag.
And even then we're not the most altruistic bunch here.
Give
Inappropriate.
Fag.
Quote from: Caliga on September 19, 2009, 01:09:45 PM
Not fun? Wow, are you from outer space or something? :(
Me too. The teeth are nasty and it tickles.
Quote from: Tyr on September 19, 2009, 01:14:23 PM
You forgot the [gay] tag.
And even then we're not the most altruistic bunch here.
Would you rather get a bj or munch carpet.
I would rather gobble the taco.
I think we all already know my answer to this question. :P
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 19, 2009, 02:41:14 PM
Me too. The teeth are nasty and it tickles.
Stop getting head from snaggletooths.
Quote from: Martinus on September 19, 2009, 12:44:28 PM
Personally, I'd say it depends, but if a guy has a nice cock (not crooked, small or thin), I prefer to give head. :menace:
Yeah, it is great when it is big and is choking you...:blink:
Quote from: garbon on September 19, 2009, 04:25:55 PM
Stop getting head from snaggletooths.
Snaggletooths have funky canines, which don't even come into the equation. It's all about the incisors.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 19, 2009, 04:28:43 PM
It's all about the incisors.
Sounds like you got head from people who aren't very good at it, then.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 19, 2009, 04:28:43 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 19, 2009, 04:25:55 PM
Stop getting head from snaggletooths.
Snaggletooths have funky canines, which don't even come into the equation. It's all about the incisors.
They're doing it wrong.
I see today is stupid thread day.
Every day is stupid thread day.
Quote from: ulmont on September 19, 2009, 05:11:49 PM
Every day is stupid thread day.
Languish has either gotten stupider, or my tolerance for it is less.
New thread: Do you prefer stupid threads or no threads?
this is a stupid thread.. everybody who is hetro will refuse to give head and prefer to get it.
Quote from: Viking on September 19, 2009, 05:40:14 PM
this is a stupid thread.. everybody who is hetro will refuse to give head and prefer to get it.
Really, women hate giving head that much?
Quote from: garbon on September 19, 2009, 05:47:21 PM
Quote from: Viking on September 19, 2009, 05:40:14 PM
this is a stupid thread.. everybody who is hetro will refuse to give head and prefer to get it.
Really, women hate giving head that much?
I'll permit merithyn and brazen an expemtion ... but not faux fems like you.
Quote from: Martinus on September 19, 2009, 12:44:28 PM
Personally, I'd say it depends, but if a guy has a nice cock (not crooked, small or thin), I prefer to give head. :menace:
I have a beautifully shaped cock, pretty thick, straight.
Quote from: Viking on September 19, 2009, 05:49:14 PM
I'll permit merithyn and brazen an expemtion ... but not faux fems like you.
I'm shocked.
Yes today is "stupid thread day".
And Martinus declared it, not Tim...
Besides, you've all been bloody quiet on the posting side for the last three hours - is everyone in Europe out at the local nightclub or pub or something?
Quote from: garbon on September 19, 2009, 04:26:33 PM
Quote from: Martinus on September 19, 2009, 12:44:28 PM
Personally, I'd say it depends, but if a guy has a nice cock (not crooked, small or thin), I prefer to give head. :menace:
Yeah, it is great when it is big and is choking you...:blink:
Perhaps your mouth is too small.
Quote from: The Brain on September 19, 2009, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Martinus on September 19, 2009, 12:44:28 PM
Personally, I'd say it depends, but if a guy has a nice cock (not crooked, small or thin), I prefer to give head. :menace:
I have a beautifully shaped cock, pretty thick, straight.
Let's do a Languish
meatmeet.
Quote from: Martinus on September 20, 2009, 02:00:25 AM
Perhaps your mouth is too small.
I do have a small mouth. One of my many endearing qualities.
Quote from: garbon on September 19, 2009, 04:26:33 PM
Yeah, it is great when it is big and is choking you...:blink:
Sorry about that.
Quote from: DGuller on September 20, 2009, 08:39:31 PM
Sorry about that.
That certainly wasn't you, Mr. Pencil.
Quote from: Caliga on September 19, 2009, 12:54:04 PM
Don't like getting head? Does not compute :blink:
Everytime a woman has ever tried it has sucked...so to speak. I just gave up on it I just go for the glory hole.
I don't mind giving it up though. I like to think she had a good time. Increases my chances for next time.
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2009, 09:50:18 PM
I just gave up on it I just go for the glory hole.
Seems like these two sentences are contradictory...Senator Craig.
Valmy wants your sex.
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2009, 10:55:58 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2009, 09:50:18 PM
I just gave up on it I just go for the glory hole.
Seems like these two sentences are contradictory...Senator Craig.
beat me to it.
myself? I'm a giver, but I don't mind getting some, if it's done well.
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2009, 10:55:58 PM
Seems like these two sentences are contradictory...Senator Craig.
I have absolutely no idea what that has to do with Senator Craig.
Quote from: Valmy on September 21, 2009, 12:32:50 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2009, 10:55:58 PM
Seems like these two sentences are contradictory...Senator Craig.
I have absolutely no idea what that has to do with Senator Craig.
for teh gays "glory hole" (like the esteemed senator) has a whole other meaning
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on September 21, 2009, 12:34:27 PM
for teh gays "glory hole" (like the esteemed senator) has a whole other meaning
Oh sorry. Not down on the lingo.
Quote from: Valmy on September 21, 2009, 12:36:42 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on September 21, 2009, 12:34:27 PM
for teh gays "glory hole" (like the esteemed senator) has a whole other meaning
Oh sorry. Not down on the lingo.
:bleeding: Just stop.
Quote from: Valmy on September 21, 2009, 12:36:42 PM
Oh sorry. Not down on the lingo.
It's a hole in the wall.
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2009, 09:50:18 PM
Everytime a woman has ever tried it has sucked...so to speak. I just gave up on it I just go for the glory hole.
Is this you Valmy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hrlKLMeYS0
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2009, 09:50:18 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 19, 2009, 12:54:04 PM
Don't like getting head? Does not compute :blink:
Everytime a woman has ever tried it has sucked...so to speak. I just gave up on it I just go for the glory hole.
I don't mind giving it up though. I like to think she had a good time. Increases my chances for next time.
"Glory hole" is a way (generally) guys give each other head anonymously, through a hole cut into a partition (for example, toilet stalls).
I assume you are not deliberately punning here - the translation of your sentence is "I don't like getting head from women so I give up on them and get head from anonymous guys in toilets".
Sen. Valmy Craig. :cool:
Quote from: Malthus on September 21, 2009, 01:56:44 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2009, 09:50:18 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 19, 2009, 12:54:04 PM
Don't like getting head? Does not compute :blink:
Everytime a woman has ever tried it has sucked...so to speak. I just gave up on it I just go for the glory hole.
I don't mind giving it up though. I like to think she had a good time. Increases my chances for next time.
"Glory hole" is a way (generally) guys give each other head anonymously, through a hole cut into a partition (for example, toilet stalls).
I assume you are not deliberately punning here - the translation of your sentence is "I don't like getting head from women so I give up on them and get head from anonymous guys in toilets".
Don't forget the vigorous tap dancing to get the juices flowing first.
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2009, 10:55:58 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2009, 09:50:18 PM
I just gave up on it I just go for the glory hole.
Seems like these two sentences are contradictory...Senator Craig.
:blush:
So what have we got...
Dorsey4Guller wants to suck POTUS cock and Valmy wants any man to suck his cock. Makes sense.
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2009, 09:50:18 PM
Everytime a woman has ever tried it has sucked...so to speak. I just gave up on it I just go for the glory hole.
I don't mind giving it up though. I like to think she had a good time. Increases my chances for next time.
Women need to be trained how to do it correctly, bro.
If only Valmy was President then he could take my used hand me downs.
Quote from: Malthus on September 21, 2009, 01:56:44 PM
"Glory hole" is a way (generally) guys give each other head anonymously, through a hole cut into a partition (for example, toilet stalls).
Wow I learn something new everyday!
Quote from: Caliga on September 21, 2009, 02:17:44 PM
Women need to be trained how to do it correctly, bro.
I chalk it up to laziness. Nothing much I can do about that.
Quote from: Caliga on September 21, 2009, 02:17:44 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2009, 09:50:18 PM
Everytime a woman has ever tried it has sucked...so to speak. I just gave up on it I just go for the glory hole.
I don't mind giving it up though. I like to think she had a good time. Increases my chances for next time.
Women need to be trained how to do it correctly, bro.
:huh: You're perfectly happy with how men do it?
Quote from: The Brain on September 21, 2009, 02:17:36 PM
Dorsey4Guller wants to suck POTUS cock
I've never expressed my desire to do so, I was merely expressing my curiosity as to the emotional effects of doing so.
Quote from: The Brain on September 21, 2009, 02:21:38 PM
:huh: You're perfectly happy with how men do it?
No comment, Helen. :)
Quote from: DGuller on September 21, 2009, 02:23:46 PM
I've never expressed my desire to do so, I was merely expressing my curiosity as to the emotional effects of doing so.
He's the emotion you would feel: FAGGOTRY.
Quote from: DGuller on September 21, 2009, 02:23:46 PM
Quote from: The Brain on September 21, 2009, 02:17:36 PM
Dorsey4Guller wants to suck POTUS cock
I've never expressed my desire to do so, I was merely expressing my curiosity as to the emotional effects of doing so.
It's like an orgasm in your mouth and everyone's invited.
Quote from: The Brain on September 21, 2009, 02:27:23 PM
Quote from: DGuller on September 21, 2009, 02:23:46 PM
Quote from: The Brain on September 21, 2009, 02:17:36 PM
Dorsey4Guller wants to suck POTUS cock
I've never expressed my desire to do so, I was merely expressing my curiosity as to the emotional effects of doing so.
It's like an orgasm in your mouth and everyone's invited.
The press, anyway. They'd be right on that action. :D
Quote from: Valmy on September 21, 2009, 02:21:30 PM
I chalk it up to laziness. Nothing much I can do about that.
:huh: Laziness on your part or hers? If the former, then stop being lazy. If the latter... why wouldn't she like being shown how to do it correctly? Otherwise it's a waste of time. My first GF didn't know how to do it right till I showed her, but to be fair she was never that great at it even after being instructed. Perhaps I am a: poor teacher. :(
Which do you think has a steeper learning curve, sucking dick or eating pussy?
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 21, 2009, 02:32:05 PM
Which do you think has a steeper learning curve, sucking dick or eating pussy?
I haven't done both so I'm probably not qualified to opine. Buddha? ^_^
Quote from: Caliga on September 21, 2009, 02:29:56 PM
:huh: Laziness on your part or hers?
On her part but frankly I wouldn't have the foggiest about how to show somebody to do something correctly when I have no idea what it is supposed to feel like to be done well or do it myself obviously.
Quote from: Valmy on September 21, 2009, 02:38:19 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 21, 2009, 02:29:56 PM
:huh: Laziness on your part or hers?
On her part but frankly I wouldn't have the foggiest about how to show somebody to do something correctly when I have no idea what it is supposed to feel like to be done well or do it myself obviously.
Teeth = doing it wrong. ;)
Quote from: Malthus on September 21, 2009, 02:39:47 PM
Teeth = doing it wrong. ;)
Yeah I picked up on that rather quickly. :pinch:
Quote from: Valmy on September 21, 2009, 02:20:45 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 21, 2009, 01:56:44 PM
"Glory hole" is a way (generally) guys give each other head anonymously, through a hole cut into a partition (for example, toilet stalls).
Wow I learn something new everyday!
I guess you must have missed the George Michael reference then. :(
Quote from: Valmy on September 21, 2009, 02:21:30 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 21, 2009, 02:17:44 PM
Women need to be trained how to do it correctly, bro.
I chalk it up to laziness. Nothing much I can do about that.
:lol:
Quote from: Caliga on September 21, 2009, 02:35:24 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 21, 2009, 02:32:05 PM
Which do you think has a steeper learning curve, sucking dick or eating pussy?
I haven't done both so I'm probably not qualified to opine. Buddha? ^_^
neither are as easy as you might think from seeing porn oral. but I'd say men are easier to please that way than the women I've gone down on, but then the gals I've slept with have often been of the really crazy variety, so my sample maybe askew.
Gals are much better teachers though if you need assistance. Guys just hold your head down or talk to you in a degrading/"sexy" manner.
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on September 21, 2009, 09:57:28 PM
Guys just hold your head down or talk to you in a degrading/"sexy" manner.
Makes sense. If you don't know what you are doing, I don't want your teeth near there.
Quote from: garbon on September 22, 2009, 02:03:39 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on September 21, 2009, 09:57:28 PM
Guys just hold your head down or talk to you in a degrading/"sexy" manner.
Makes sense. If you don't know what you are doing, I don't want your teeth near there.
if someone is going to be a jerk about it. that's when the fangs come out!
I talk sexy wherever I go.
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on September 23, 2009, 11:54:53 AM
if someone is going to be a jerk about it. that's when the fangs come out!
If someone is going to pretend that there is something romantic about my unit and their mouth, I don't want them near me...period!
Quote from: garbon on September 23, 2009, 01:16:36 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on September 23, 2009, 11:54:53 AM
if someone is going to be a jerk about it. that's when the fangs come out!
If someone is going to pretend that there is something romantic about my unit and their mouth, I don't want them near me...period!
there's a bit of wiggle room between romantic and being an asshat