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Poll
Question: How do you use escalators?
Option 1: I stand still on them like a fucking mook. votes: 17
Option 2: They may be moving, but they are still stairs. Keep walking. votes: 31
Option 3: I'm pretentious, and prefer to use the real stairs next to them. votes: 5
Option 4: I prefer to use the handicap-accessible elevator, like every black woman. votes: 0
Option 5: Depends on my mood, because I'm garbon. votes: 7
Title: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 06:08:15 PM
Well?
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: garbon on August 30, 2009, 06:09:17 PM
I take all 4 actions at various times.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 06:09:17 PM
I take all 4 actions at various times.

Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Josquius on August 30, 2009, 06:13:24 PM
Generally people who run up escalators need to be stopped.
The entire point of them is you don't have to do any work.
But I do of course do different things at different times too. Running up ones going the opposite way to you is fun.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: The Larch on August 30, 2009, 06:18:10 PM
When going up, I'll stand still most of the time, when going down I'll generally walk. For the purposes of the poll, I voted that I stand still like a mook I never use the elevator, unless I'm hauling lots of luggage. I've only used the normal stairs with escalators available if those are severely crowded.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: saskganesh on August 30, 2009, 06:20:41 PM
I take the stairs. they are empty.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: DisturbedPervert on August 30, 2009, 06:22:18 PM
Stand still unless I'm running to catch a train.  But at least I'll do it on the right hand side.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 30, 2009, 06:22:46 PM
Sit on the long ones going down.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: dps on August 30, 2009, 06:29:49 PM
None of the options fit me.  I like to play on them.  Sometimes I just use my hands on the rail to push myself up, and go up or down with my feet swinging in the air, other times I'll swing my feet out an rest them on the rails too, or find some other way to goof around.  Basically, I view them as amusement part rides.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: garbon on August 30, 2009, 06:35:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 06:10:12 PM
Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.

Thanks. FYI, when I went to go to the movies yesterday, I chose to walk up an escalator, stand on an escalator, take an elevator and take the stairs. :hug:
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Neil on August 30, 2009, 06:35:23 PM
Depends on what other people are doing.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 30, 2009, 06:36:36 PM
Quote from: Tyr on August 30, 2009, 06:13:24 PM
Generally people who run up escalators need to be stopped.
The entire point of them is you don't have to do any work.

You are my antithesis.  :mad:
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Barrister on August 30, 2009, 06:37:50 PM
Stairs.  I'm not feeble, and I can climb stairs (that are generally empty) faster than the elevator can move.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Ed Anger on August 30, 2009, 07:08:13 PM
I block escalators so walkers get pissed off.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2009, 07:08:13 PM
I block escalators so walkers get pissed off.

Really, I thought it was the metal halo on your leg that did that.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: garbon on August 30, 2009, 07:24:56 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2009, 07:08:13 PM
I block escalators so walkers get pissed off.

It's alright, you live in Ohio and therefore aren't expected to have a sense of decorum. :hug:
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Caliga on August 30, 2009, 07:46:37 PM
We don't have escalators 'round these parts.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Barrister on August 30, 2009, 07:47:21 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 30, 2009, 07:46:37 PM
We don't have escalators 'round these parts.

Now that I think about it, I don't think there's a single escalator in the whole of the Yukon Territory. :huh:
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2009, 08:14:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 06:09:17 PM
I take all 4 actions at various times.

Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.

Is it really that easy to get shit from you?

Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 08:16:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 30, 2009, 08:14:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 06:09:17 PM
I take all 4 actions at various times.

Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.

Is it really that easy to get shit from you?

From real Americans, yes.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 08:17:44 PM
If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2009, 08:22:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 08:16:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 30, 2009, 08:14:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 06:09:17 PM
I take all 4 actions at various times.

Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.

Is it really that easy to get shit from you?

From real Americans, yes.

I ma a real American, mothefucker!

Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: garbon on August 30, 2009, 08:43:26 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 08:17:44 PM
If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.

Why would you run then?
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: DGuller on August 30, 2009, 08:48:04 PM
I tend to walk at a leisurely pace on escalators, either up or down.  Just standing there feels weird, like you're handicapped in some way.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 08:43:26 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 08:17:44 PM
If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.

Why would you run then?

There is no such thing as a next train in my books.  Or next bus, next lift, next anything.  Do, or die.   
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: HVC on August 30, 2009, 09:03:23 PM
Walk. and if you're not walking stand to the damn right.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2009, 09:05:03 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 08:43:26 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 08:17:44 PM
If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.

Why would you run then?

There is no such thing as a next train in my books.  Or next bus, next lift, next anything.  Do, or die.  

You would make a great soldier.

Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 09:13:21 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 30, 2009, 08:22:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 08:16:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 30, 2009, 08:14:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 06:09:17 PM
I take all 4 actions at various times.

Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.

Is it really that easy to get shit from you?

From real Americans, yes.

I ma a real American, mothefucker!

No, you're not.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: garbon on August 30, 2009, 09:16:47 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
There is no such thing as a next train in my books.  Or next bus, next lift, next anything.  Do, or die.  

Really? Is that really the motto for your life?
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: DGuller on August 30, 2009, 09:20:04 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 09:16:47 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
There is no such thing as a next train in my books.  Or next bus, next lift, next anything.  Do, or die.   

Really? Is that really the motto for your life?
Do or die is the motto of the lazy Chinaman.  Industrious ones just do, dying is not an option.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 09:25:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 09:16:47 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
There is no such thing as a next train in my books.  Or next bus, next lift, next anything.  Do, or die.   

Really? Is that really the motto for your life?

I don't really have a motto of my life  :lol:

But yes it is a habit of mine.  I am one of those who crash through closing doors of trains, forcing them to re-open while disregarding the disdainful stares of everybody else.  Even when I am doing a leisure walk on a Sunday afternoon.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 09:37:34 PM
Our train network uses a single female voice for all the pre-recorded public announcements.  Once my wife played some Youtube video that contains the "train to Hong Kong is approaching" line on our home computer.  I almost fell out of the bed and instinctively started moving my legs when I heard that one  :D
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 30, 2009, 11:49:57 PM
Stand still usually. I feel self-conscious when I walk on them because nobody else ever does and I don't like jostling.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Syt on August 31, 2009, 12:17:40 AM
On my commutes I usually stand still so I can keep reading my book, laughing at people who run down, almost falling over themselves, just so that they can get onto a train now and not in 3 minutes when the next one pulls in.

When I'm in a hurry I do walk.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Liep on August 31, 2009, 12:52:07 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on August 30, 2009, 06:20:41 PM
I take the stairs. they are empty.

This. Also, people who delay trains because they can't wait two minutes always make me laugh, it's just so silly.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: garbon on August 31, 2009, 01:08:11 AM
I'm 3-in-1! :w00t:
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Duque de Bragança on August 31, 2009, 03:03:46 AM
Depends if I am encumbered by luggage.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: The Larch on August 31, 2009, 03:38:43 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 08:17:44 PM
If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.

What's the point of that? If another train for the same destination is arriving in a couple of minutes, why rushing?

I saw that a lot when I was living in Madrid. As soon as the incoming train could be heard, people on the escalators would begin to go mad and start running, even when they were totally calm and still beforehand. I mean, if you're on a hurry you'd be running before, not when the train was about to arrive.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Liep on August 31, 2009, 03:46:21 AM
Quote from: The Larch on August 31, 2009, 03:38:43 AM

I saw that a lot when I was living in Madrid. As soon as the incoming train could be heard, people on the escalators would begin to go mad and start running, even when they were totally calm and still beforehand. I mean, if you're on a hurry you'd be running before, not when the train was about to arrive.

Speaking from experience, when I sound the depart-tone that's when people start running, and even if it means that the doors close people still desperately push the open button. In that way they give me many giggles through the day.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Monoriu on August 31, 2009, 04:28:46 AM
Quote from: The Larch on August 31, 2009, 03:38:43 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 08:17:44 PM
If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.

What's the point of that? If another train for the same destination is arriving in a couple of minutes, why rushing?

I saw that a lot when I was living in Madrid. As soon as the incoming train could be heard, people on the escalators would begin to go mad and start running, even when they were totally calm and still beforehand. I mean, if you're on a hurry you'd be running before, not when the train was about to arrive.


Because arriving at my destination two minutes earlier is more desirable than arriving two minutes later?  And because I don't mind running a short distance?
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Monoriu on August 31, 2009, 04:39:23 AM
One of the most memorable scenes was during a typhoon.  When a typhoon approaches Hong Kong during working hours, we evacuate.  This happens a few times a year.  As you can imagine, when everybody gets off work and goes home at exactly the same time, the train system struggles to cope. 

When I arrived at the platform, I saw a fully loaded train that was waiting to depart.  Since it was full, people started queueing up on the opposite platform, waiting for the next train. 

Of course, as the notion of a "next train" did not and still does not exist in my books, I picked a spot where I saw a tiny opening, and squeezed myself in. 

That was not the end of the story.  As a public service and selfless act of sacrifice, I pushed so hard that I made enough room for 4 more people to get in. 

Because of my noble efforts, 5 people, including myself, got home 2 minutes earlier. 

It was also the first time I had difficulty breathing in a train.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Razgovory on August 31, 2009, 04:43:26 AM
I'm not a fucking douchebag so I don't run up or down an escalator.  I also don't jump up and down on the elevator trying to make it go down faster.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Jaron on August 31, 2009, 04:45:14 AM
I'd make an excellent soldier. I'm a warrior at heart.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Monoriu on August 31, 2009, 04:48:14 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 31, 2009, 04:43:26 AM
I'm not a fucking douchebag so I don't run up or down an escalator.  I also don't jump up and down on the elevator trying to make it go down faster.

Running up or down an escalator is good from a crowd management standpoint.  The capacity of an escalator to transport people depends on whether people are willing to walk and how fast they walk/run.  If everybody decides to drive 20 km/hour on a road, then fewer cars can go through.  Standing still on an escalator is, therefore, selfish :contract:
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: PDH on August 31, 2009, 07:20:22 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 31, 2009, 04:43:26 AM
I'm not a fucking douchebag so I don't run up or down an escalator.  I also don't jump up and down on the elevator trying to make it go down faster.
Moron.  Pushing the button 100 times makes the elevator go faster.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Ed Anger on August 31, 2009, 07:22:56 AM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 07:24:56 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2009, 07:08:13 PM
I block escalators so walkers get pissed off.

It's alright, you live in Ohio and therefore aren't expected to have a sense of decorum. :hug:

My decorum was removed in 1991.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: DGuller on August 31, 2009, 08:56:23 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 31, 2009, 04:39:23 AM
It was also the first time I had difficulty breathing in a train.
Try pushing less, and maybe some of the passengers wouldn't try to strangle you.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: derspiess on August 31, 2009, 10:14:26 AM
LOL'ed at option #4.  I see that pretty much every day when I go to get lunch. 

Also, when I took Tommy to a baseball game a few weeks ago I had to change him & went to what had to be the only family restroom in the upper deck.  It was occupied so I had to wait 10 minutes, with Tommy getting more & more cranky.  Finally, the door opened.  Of course it was just one 18 or 19 year old girl.  I asked her "Really?  Really?!?!" & the only response I got was a 'kiss mah ass' look.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: PRC on August 31, 2009, 12:05:14 PM
Why walk when you can ride?
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: The Brain on August 31, 2009, 12:14:05 PM
Both standing and walking is OK. If you stand you do so on the right so people can walk past you on the left.

On horizontal shit you walk at an average speed to the right and high speed on the left. If you have heavy stuff or are 90+ y/o or similar you can be allowed to stand still, to the right.

Anyone who doesn't follow these simple rules is a complete faggot.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on August 31, 2009, 12:16:13 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 06:09:17 PM
I take all 4 actions at various times.

:yes: I just assumed everyone used escalators like this. Depends on your mood, how much of a hurry you are in, how long the escalator is, how annoying the people in front or behind you are.

There are a myriad of reasons that go into every escalator mobility choice. :contract:
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on August 31, 2009, 12:18:41 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 31, 2009, 12:14:05 PM
Both standing and walking is OK. If you stand you do so on the right so people can walk past you on the left.

On horizontal shit you walk at an average speed to the right and high speed on the left. If you have heavy stuff or are 90+ y/o or similar you can be allowed to stand still, to the right.

Anyone who doesn't follow these simple rules is a complete faggot.

Unless of course you are in Japan, where you stand and walk on the opposite sides, and it's required if you are under 40 to be texting while you are walking on the escalator, over 40 you must be reading some kind of Rape porn manga on the escalator.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Berkut on August 31, 2009, 12:20:37 PM
Is this what CdM has come to - threads about escalators?
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: garbon on August 31, 2009, 12:22:48 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 31, 2009, 04:39:23 AM
One of the most memorable scenes was during a typhoon.  When a typhoon approaches Hong Kong during working hours, we evacuate.  This happens a few times a year.  As you can imagine, when everybody gets off work and goes home at exactly the same time, the train system struggles to cope. 

When I arrived at the platform, I saw a fully loaded train that was waiting to depart.  Since it was full, people started queueing up on the opposite platform, waiting for the next train. 

Of course, as the notion of a "next train" did not and still does not exist in my books, I picked a spot where I saw a tiny opening, and squeezed myself in. 

That was not the end of the story.  As a public service and selfless act of sacrifice, I pushed so hard that I made enough room for 4 more people to get in. 

Because of my noble efforts, 5 people, including myself, got home 2 minutes earlier. 

It was also the first time I had difficulty breathing in a train.

I'll hit you back when you've toned down the East Asian troll.  While infinitely more amusing, you are sounding as multidimensional as Marty.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: garbon on August 31, 2009, 12:23:11 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on August 31, 2009, 12:16:13 PM
:yes: I just assumed everyone used escalators like this. Depends on your mood, how much of a hurry you are in, how long the escalator is, how annoying the people in front or behind you are.

There are a myriad of reasons that go into every escalator mobility choice. :contract:

Indeed. One size does not fit all.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Syt on August 31, 2009, 12:27:14 PM
Quote from: Berkut on August 31, 2009, 12:20:37 PM
Is this what CdM has come to - threads about escalators?

Well, de-escalators are not his thing for sure.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 31, 2009, 12:40:30 PM
I avoid escalators whenever possible. I have both balance issues and a vision problem that makes my depth perception unreliable at best. I don't have to worry about stairs changing position by the time I put my foot on them.

Oh yeah. And SEVERE acrophobia makes down escalators entertaining as well.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Caliga on August 31, 2009, 12:41:49 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 31, 2009, 12:23:11 PM
Indeed. One size does not fit all.
Nonsense.  :mad:

Next poll topic preview:

What do you eat?
a. Hamburgers
b. Pancakes
c. Tofu
d. Donuts
e. Rutabagas

:contract:
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: KRonn on August 31, 2009, 01:58:18 PM
If the escalator is empty I will usually walk up them, at least part of the way, depending on my mood.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: MadImmortalMan on August 31, 2009, 02:08:43 PM
Always walk. If the thing is blocked by standers, I will take the stairs so I can keep moving. It's a thing to help you move faster, dammit. It's not a ride.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: garbon on August 31, 2009, 02:11:31 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 31, 2009, 02:08:43 PM
It's a thing to help you move faster, dammit. It's not a ride.

I thought it was to make going up less strenuous. :unsure:
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: Josquius on August 31, 2009, 04:49:42 PM
Quote from: Berkut on August 31, 2009, 12:20:37 PM
Is this what CdM has come to - threads about escalators?
I think we've done it chaps.
Every topic under the sun- discussed.
Title: Re: Escalators, and the people who love them
Post by: dps on August 31, 2009, 04:50:30 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 31, 2009, 02:08:43 PM
It's a thing to help you move faster, dammit. It's not a ride.

Blasphemy!