Escalators, and the people who love them

[garbon]

I block escalators so walkers get pissed off.

It's alright, you live in Ohio and therefore aren't expected to have a sense of decorum.

[Caliga]

We don't have escalators 'round these parts.

[Barrister]

We don't have escalators 'round these parts.

Now that I think about it, I don't think there's a single escalator in the whole of the Yukon Territory.

[Siege]

I take all 4 actions at various times.

Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.

Is it really that easy to get shit from you?

[CountDeMoney]

I take all 4 actions at various times.

Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.

Is it really that easy to get shit from you?

From real Americans, yes.

[Monoriu]

If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.

[Siege]

I take all 4 actions at various times.

Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.

Is it really that easy to get shit from you?

From real Americans, yes.

I ma a real American, mothefucker!

[garbon]

If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.

Why would you run then?

[DGuller]

I tend to walk at a leisurely pace on escalators, either up or down.  Just standing there feels weird, like you're handicapped in some way.

[Monoriu]

If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.

Why would you run then?

There is no such thing as a next train in my books.  Or next bus, next lift, next anything.  Do, or die.   

[HVC]

Walk. and if you're not walking stand to the damn right.

[Siege]

If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.

Why would you run then?

There is no such thing as a next train in my books.  Or next bus, next lift, next anything.  Do, or die.  

You would make a great soldier.

[CountDeMoney]

I take all 4 actions at various times.

Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.

Is it really that easy to get shit from you?

From real Americans, yes.

I ma a real American, mothefucker!

No, you're not.

[garbon]

There is no such thing as a next train in my books.  Or next bus, next lift, next anything.  Do, or die.  

Really? Is that really the motto for your life?

[DGuller]

There is no such thing as a next train in my books.  Or next bus, next lift, next anything.  Do, or die.   

Really? Is that really the motto for your life?

Do or die is the motto of the lazy Chinaman.  Industrious ones just do, dying is not an option.