Poll
Question:
Are you circumcised?
Option 1: European - Yes
Option 2: European - No
Option 3: American - Yes
Option 4: American - No
Option 5: Canadian - Yes
Option 6: Canadian - No
Option 7: ROTW - Yes
Option 8: ROTW - No
Option 9: I'm female
Inspired by Tim's thread.
I'm guessing it'll be a North American - European divide.
Anyway like most Euros, I'm not circumcised.
Being one of God's chosen people, a Texan, of course I am.
Gentile, no health problems, so no.
Naturally. I'm not a fucking barbarian.
Quote from: Razgovory on August 24, 2009, 10:45:50 AM
Naturally. I'm not a fucking barbarian.
What kind of barbarian are you?
A troglodytic barbarian of course :huh:
Yes, if I could change it I would. At least temporarily to try the equipment out.
No, no tradition of genital mutilation in my family I guess.
Yes. I am not unclean :)
No, I'm clean & can take care of my fun parts adequately unlike my American friends.
No.
L.
evidently not, since we learn about personal hygiene here :p
Yes, unfortunately. It's a pernicious form of child abuse.
Why isn't there an option for female-circumcised? :P
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:37:02 AM
Why isn't there an option for female-circumcised? :P
Because female circumcision is the worst idea in history.
I mean yeah that is what we want, more women who don't want to sleep with us.
Quote from: Valmy on August 24, 2009, 11:39:30 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:37:02 AM
Why isn't there an option for female-circumcised? :P
Because female circumcision is the worst idea in history.
I mean yeah that is what we want, more women who don't want to sleep with us.
Sure, but what about HYGIENE?
Yes, I'm kidding.
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 24, 2009, 11:39:30 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:37:02 AM
Why isn't there an option for female-circumcised? :P
Because female circumcision is the worst idea in history.
I mean yeah that is what we want, more women who don't want to sleep with us.
Sure, but what about HYGIENE?
Yes, I'm kidding.
It's not about hygine anymore, it's about preventing AIDS, get with the times. :contract:
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
Sure, but what about HYGIENE?
Screw hygiene I want to be surrounded by horny ladies.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 24, 2009, 11:42:28 AM
It's not about hygine anymore, it's about preventing AIDS, get with the times. :contract:
Hear that? I hope all you non-circumsized guys enjoy dying from AIDS.
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:37:02 AM
Why isn't there an option for female-circumcised? :P
You can make your own poll for that. :P
I was considering having two poll options for females, to choose whether they prefer circumcised or non-circumcised penises but decided against it.
Quote from: Valmy on August 24, 2009, 11:42:39 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
Sure, but what about HYGIENE?
Screw hygiene I want to be surrounded by horny ladies.
If they couldn't get off wouldn't they be subsequently hornier. no realease. like that dude in greek mythology in a pond he can't drink froom surronded by fruit he can't eat.
Anyway, canadian, and sporting a turtleneck.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 24, 2009, 11:42:28 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 24, 2009, 11:39:30 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:37:02 AM
Why isn't there an option for female-circumcised? :P
Because female circumcision is the worst idea in history.
I mean yeah that is what we want, more women who don't want to sleep with us.
Sure, but what about HYGIENE?
Yes, I'm kidding.
It's not about hygine anymore, it's about preventing AIDS, get with the times. :contract:
Apprently, it works in the 1988 kids.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 24, 2009, 11:42:28 AM
It's not about hygine anymore, it's about preventing AIDS, get with the times. :contract:
I imagine removing the entire penis would be even more effective.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 24, 2009, 11:42:28 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 24, 2009, 11:39:30 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:37:02 AM
Why isn't there an option for female-circumcised? :P
Because female circumcision is the worst idea in history.
I mean yeah that is what we want, more women who don't want to sleep with us.
Sure, but what about HYGIENE?
Yes, I'm kidding.
It's not about hygine anymore, it's about preventing AIDS, get with the times. :contract:
Hygiene is most usefully defined as keeping clean. One keeps clean to avoid disease. Circumcision remains a hygiene issue.
If you're going to coerce infants into giving up their foreskins in order to prevent the spread of HIV and other disease, why not tackle the actual problem: carriers of disease. Institute compulsory screenings and organize a national, Internet-accessible database, perhaps with dynamically rotating ID numbers if privacy is a concern. Further, make it a crime for people who have a potentially deadly disease to have sex without disclosing their status, or create a law that explicitly allows for civil recovery for damages in such cases, or both.
If this all seems very extreme, it's because it is--but I would dare say a bit less extreme than advocating the hacking off of parts of millions of babies' dicks, and probably a damn sight more likely to actually work to stem infection rates.
Quote from: Cerr on August 24, 2009, 11:44:52 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:37:02 AM
Why isn't there an option for female-circumcised? :P
You can make your own poll for that. :P
I was considering having two poll options for females, to choose whether they prefer circumcised or non-circumcised penises but decided against it.
Well, if there are circumcised women here, I'd be interested to hear about it. :unsure: But the likelihood of it is low.
I think a poll for preference would be interesting, too, even if there really aren't enough hags and fags to make a significant sample for either group.
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:53:13 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 24, 2009, 11:42:28 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 24, 2009, 11:39:30 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:37:02 AM
Why isn't there an option for female-circumcised? :P
Because female circumcision is the worst idea in history.
I mean yeah that is what we want, more women who don't want to sleep with us.
Sure, but what about HYGIENE?
Yes, I'm kidding.
It's not about hygine anymore, it's about preventing AIDS, get with the times. :contract:
Hygiene is most usefully defined as keeping clean. One keeps clean to avoid disease. Circumcision remains a hygiene issue.
If you're going to coerce infants into giving up their foreskins in order to prevent the spread of HIV and other disease, why not tackle the actual problem: carriers of disease. Institute compulsory screenings and organize a national, Internet-accessible database, perhaps with dynamically rotating ID numbers if privacy is a concern. Further, make it a crime for people who have a potentially deadly disease to have sex without disclosing their status, or create a law that explicitly allows for civil recovery for damages in such cases, or both.
If this all seems very extreme, it's because it is--but I would dare say a bit less extreme than advocating the hacking off of parts of millions of babies' dicks, and probably a damn sight more likely to actually work to stem infection rates.
Isn't that already a crime?
Not so, studies have shown circumcision cuts the rate of heterosexual transmission of AIDS in half.
Yeah in africa where the most effective treatment for AIDS is raping babies.
Hmmm...
A brief bit of research elicits the fact that I actually have found one use for the NHS.
Quote from: Cecil on August 24, 2009, 12:03:29 PM
Yeah in africa where the most effective treatment for AIDS is raping babies.
Not for the educated class.
The president of South Africa Jacob Zuma, after raping an HIV positive woman without a condom, took a shower to prevent the HIV.
I'd like to see most of the people at languish castrated.
It's bizarre how Americans put up AIDS prevention as an excuse. Outside America babies don't generally have sex.
Quote from: HVC on August 24, 2009, 11:45:03 AM
If they couldn't get off wouldn't they be subsequently hornier. no realease. like that dude in greek mythology in a pond he can't drink froom surronded by fruit he can't eat.
Your understanding of female sexuality = fail. It's not about a "release" for them like it is for guys.
USA-No
Of course. :bowler:
Canadian no.
my dad the surgeon told the other doctors holding the clips that it was unnecessary.
Quote from: katmai on August 24, 2009, 01:57:52 PM
USA-No
I wonder who the other 2 uncircumcised Americans are.
Quote from: saskganesh on August 24, 2009, 02:33:39 PM
Canadian no.
my dad the surgeon told the other doctors holding the clips that it was unnecessary.
Is circumcision the default stance for newly born baby boys in Canada like it is in the US?
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Isn't that already a crime?
Not so, studies have shown circumcision cuts the rate of heterosexual transmission of AIDS in half.
Yeah, I'm 99% sure it is a crime. I remember a case a year or two back with a serial womaniser who had aids and so had passed it to a fair few women...
How on earth does cirumcision cut infection rates though? That doesn't really make sense. Unless it is God's punishment for the gays of course and he wants to spare his chosen people.
Quote from: Tyr on August 24, 2009, 02:50:47 PM
How on earth does cirumcision cut infection rates though? That doesn't really make sense. Unless it is God's punishment for the gays of course and he wants to spare his chosen people.
His chosen circumsized gay people?
Quote from: Tyr on August 24, 2009, 02:50:47 PM
How on earth does cirumcision cut infection rates though? That doesn't really make sense. Unless it is God's punishment for the gays of course and he wants to spare his chosen people.
Foreskin tears more easily allowing the virus to enter the bloodstream.
Quote from: Tyr on August 24, 2009, 02:50:47 PM
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Isn't that already a crime?
Not so, studies have shown circumcision cuts the rate of heterosexual transmission of AIDS in half.
Yeah, I'm 99% sure it is a crime. I remember a case a year or two back with a serial womaniser who had aids and so had passed it to a fair few women...
How on earth does cirumcision cut infection rates though? That doesn't really make sense. Unless it is God's punishment for the gays of course and he wants to spare his chosen people.
I'm not sure if the mechanism is known.
Myself, I suspect us circumcised folk are just smarter and luckier. :D
European, no. It's pretty much unheard of, in this part of the world. I only dated one guy who was circumcised and he got circumcised later in life, due to health reasons.
Quote from: Martinus on August 24, 2009, 02:57:03 PM
European, no. It's pretty much unheard of, in this part of the world. I only dated one guy who was circumcised and he got circumcised later in life, due to health reasons.
Where is C4 anyway?
Quote from: Martinus on August 24, 2009, 02:57:03 PM
European, no. It's pretty much unheard of, in this part of the world. I only dated one guy who was circumcised and he got circumcised later in life, due to health reasons.
Brain, you fucker, you stole my joke.
Quote from: The Brain on August 24, 2009, 02:58:00 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 24, 2009, 02:57:03 PM
European, no. It's pretty much unheard of, in this part of the world. I only dated one guy who was circumcised and he got circumcised later in life, due to health reasons.
Where is C4 anyway?
:lmfao:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 24, 2009, 11:42:28 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 24, 2009, 11:39:30 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 24, 2009, 11:37:02 AM
Why isn't there an option for female-circumcised? :P
Because female circumcision is the worst idea in history.
I mean yeah that is what we want, more women who don't want to sleep with us.
Sure, but what about HYGIENE?
Yes, I'm kidding.
It's not about hygine anymore, it's about preventing AIDS, get with the times. :contract:
Wow, the Jews really had it all planned in advance.
Anyway, this only shows that AIDS is a Jewish plot. :D
Quote from: Valmy on August 24, 2009, 02:54:40 PM
Quote from: Tyr on August 24, 2009, 02:50:47 PM
How on earth does cirumcision cut infection rates though? That doesn't really make sense. Unless it is God's punishment for the gays of course and he wants to spare his chosen people.
His chosen circumsized gay people?
A gay Jew is still a ethnic Jew :p
Yes. :(
American yes.
Gross
Nein, natürlich.
Yes, now. Had to have it done at 5 for some health issue. Ow. :cry:
Quote from: Judas Iscariot on August 24, 2009, 06:36:00 PM
Yes, now. Had to have it done at 5 for some health issue. Ow. :cry:
Me too, although I was 4. :hug:
Circumcised American- was never told I was circumcised and only found out about 1) circumcisions and 2) that I was circumcised when I hit puberty- added to give some anecdotal evidence on how much of a given it is.
Of all the the topics I refuse to discuss on Languish, the state of my penis is pretty much #1 on the list.
And yet your penis shows up everywhere. :x
Quote from: garbon on August 24, 2009, 06:43:11 PM
And yet your penis shows up everywhere. :x
He thinks his Mac-wanking doesn't count.
Geez, Beeb. It's a non-functioning scrap of skin; who knew you'd be so protective of it (or lack of it). :P
Quote from: garbon on August 24, 2009, 06:43:11 PM
And yet your penis shows up everywhere. :x
:huh:
I don't get it.
TES and Slargos already know this. I had phimosis (constricted foreskin) so I had surgery.. then then female surgeon suggested that she clean it up a bit to make it look good. So I consider myself about 2/3 circumcised.
All three of my boys are circumsized, but I had nothing to do with it. When they were born, I let their dad decide what happened to their erm.. manly parts since I had zero experience with them except as the occasional playground toy. He opted to snip, so the snipping commenced.
I got to decide when my daughter's ears were pierced, instead. :yeah:
So how does it feel knowing you let your sons be mutilated?
I'm Jewish American and circumcised. I lived for a while with two other Jewish fellows, one circumcised, the other not (from a more liberal background), and there were some raging arguments on the topic that I tried to arbitrate.
I don't have a very strong feeling on circumcision. I don't feel it has detracted from my life in any way, and I guess it has been nice being part of the majority group of penile category, just as one less thing to worry about. But it does seem to be, at heart, a secularly unnecessary mutilation on a child without the choice.
Would I do it to my son? I really don't know. If it is still the case that 80%+ of American male infants are being circumcised when he is born, then probably.
Quote from: Barrister on August 24, 2009, 06:42:14 PM
Of all the the topics I refuse to discuss on Languish, the state of my penis is pretty much #1 on the list.
Next up will be the inevitable size poll, why Euros have allegedly small weiners , Pop vs Soda map and other stupid shit.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 24, 2009, 07:07:24 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 24, 2009, 06:42:14 PM
Of all the the topics I refuse to discuss on Languish, the state of my penis is pretty much #1 on the list.
Next up will be the inevitable size poll, why Euros have allegedly small weiners , Pop vs Soda map and other stupid shit.
Soda!
Quote from: Jaron on August 24, 2009, 07:11:48 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 24, 2009, 07:07:24 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 24, 2009, 06:42:14 PM
Of all the the topics I refuse to discuss on Languish, the state of my penis is pretty much #1 on the list.
Next up will be the inevitable size poll, why Euros have allegedly small weiners , Pop vs Soda map and other stupid shit.
Soda!
You post that map, and I'm punching you in the nuts via the interwebs.
Quote from: Jaron on August 24, 2009, 07:05:29 PM
So how does it feel knowing you let your sons be mutilated?
Damn fine. :)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftastyresearch.files.wordpress.com%2F2006%2F10%2Fpopvssodamap.png&hash=73d198866fbcd06fde31880657460733fc80b471)
When the tech is perfected, a boxing glove will spring from your monitor J-Dawg, and you will receive one(1) punch in the nuts.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 24, 2009, 07:07:24 PM
Next up will be the inevitable size poll, why Euros have allegedly small weiners , Pop vs Soda map and other stupid shit.
Dude, you're about 6 years late for that debacle. :contract:
ROTW - No.
Against a doctor's advice, too. Fuck him.
Quote from: DontSayBanana on August 24, 2009, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 24, 2009, 07:07:24 PM
Next up will be the inevitable size poll, why Euros have allegedly small weiners , Pop vs Soda map and other stupid shit.
Dude, you're about 6 years late for that debacle. :contract:
History inevitable repeats on languish. Nobody learns from history here.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 24, 2009, 07:15:20 PM
When the tech is perfected, a boxing glove will spring from your monitor J-Dawg, and you will receive one(1) punch in the nuts.
I don't know what the hell you do on the internet, but I don't surf with my crotch pressed against the monitor. :P
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 24, 2009, 07:16:56 PM
History inevitable repeats on languish. Nobody learns from history here.
:(
I did. Grallon and garbon only recently stopped making fun of me for that one. :blush:
Let's have a "nicest dick pic" contest and we'll let Grallon judge!
Quote from: Jaron on August 24, 2009, 07:17:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 24, 2009, 07:15:20 PM
When the tech is perfected, a boxing glove will spring from your monitor J-Dawg, and you will receive one(1) punch in the nuts.
I don't know what the hell you do on the internet, but I don't surf with my crotch pressed against the monitor. :P
:D
I still don't get why people around here refer to a Mountain Dew or Sprite as a "Coke."
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 24, 2009, 07:19:31 PM
I still don't get why people around here refer to a Mountain Dew or Sprite as a "Coke."
Now see what you went and started, Ed? You have only yourself to blame now.
Quote from: DontSayBanana on August 24, 2009, 07:21:47 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 24, 2009, 07:19:31 PM
I still don't get why people around here refer to a Mountain Dew or Sprite as a "Coke."
Now see what you went and started, Ed? You have only yourself to blame now.
I'm bored.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 24, 2009, 07:23:23 PM
I'm bored.
*shrugs* Ah well. Languish Arguments have been started for dumber reasons (like every time Siege posts).
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 24, 2009, 07:07:24 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 24, 2009, 06:42:14 PM
Of all the the topics I refuse to discuss on Languish, the state of my penis is pretty much #1 on the list.
Next up will be the inevitable size poll, why Euros have allegedly small weiners , Pop vs Soda map and other stupid shit.
I'm huge. Enormous.
Naturally. That's what you did with boys when I was born.
Quote from: Neil on August 24, 2009, 08:16:08 PM
Naturally. That's what you did with boys when I was born.
:yeahright: I was born in the same hospital(I'm guessing) in much the same time period and neither I nor any of my friends were, that I know of.
Of course I'm circumsized. I'm not a filthy Jewhating European with dick cheese. Christ. No wonder you people smell like shit.
Fireman's hats > snails in sweaters.
Quote from: Maximus on August 24, 2009, 08:24:11 PM
Quote from: Neil on August 24, 2009, 08:16:08 PM
Naturally. That's what you did with boys when I was born.
:yeahright: I was born in the same hospital(I'm guessing) in much the same time period and neither I nor any of my friends were, that I know of.
Exactly the opposite for me. I can only think of maybe one or two guys who weren't cut.
Here's an interesting map of where people are circumcised. South Korea sticks out like an uncircumcised penis.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F7%2F79%2FGlobal_Map_of_Male_Circumcision_Prevalence_at_Country_Level.png%2F800px-Global_Map_of_Male_Circumcision_Prevalence_at_Country_Level.png&hash=a42e6ebf4b88b385bc41ed15f719ae20e9badb5a)
Define american.
Like Barak Obama.
Quote from: Cerr on August 24, 2009, 10:39:21 AM
Inspired by Tim's thread.
I'm guessing it'll be a North American - European divide.
Anyway like most Euros, I'm not circumcised.
Define american.
Ok, since I am asuming you mean american by birth, I voted as rest of the world.
And since you are an Euro, you probably don't see me as a "real" american, anyway.
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Quote from: Cerr on August 24, 2009, 10:39:21 AM
Inspired by Tim's thread.
I'm guessing it'll be a North American - European divide.
Anyway like most Euros, I'm not circumcised.
Define american.
Not you.
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 10:29:57 PM
And since you are an Euro, you probably don't see me as a "real" american, anyway.
Don't worry, the rest of us don't, either. Only your Chinese overlords do.
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 24, 2009, 10:10:05 PM
Here's an interesting map of where people are circumcised. South Korea sticks out like an uncircumcised penis.
:huh: I wonder why?
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 24, 2009, 10:45:28 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Quote from: Cerr on August 24, 2009, 10:39:21 AM
Inspired by Tim's thread.
I'm guessing it'll be a North American - European divide.
Anyway like most Euros, I'm not circumcised.
Define american.
Not you.
Fuck you, bitch.
I have carried these colors on my shoulder into hell and back.
I might speak with an accent, but this is my country!
Don't worry - you're all American to me Seigey.
Damn traitors, the whole damn country. <_<
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 24, 2009, 10:52:21 PM
:huh: I wonder why?
I'd guess US influence from missionaries and during the war.
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 24, 2009, 11:04:20 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 24, 2009, 10:52:21 PM
:huh: I wonder why?
I'd guess US influence from missionaries and during the war.
Well, whatever the reason, at least I'll be viewed as normal there.
Also, why is Kashmir marked on that map. :huh:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 24, 2009, 10:52:21 PM
:huh: I wonder why?
From what I've heard, it is a relatively recent thing, only started after the Korean war. Some people believed that it had medical and sexual benefits. Very soon the whole nation believed it. Koreans are very, very social animals. If it is accepted social norm, it will be done.
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OBJECTIVE: To investigate the high circumcision rate in South Korea and its rapid increase in the short period since its introduction.
SUBJECTS AND METHODS: From January to December 2000, 5434 South Korean males (or their parents) aged 0-92 years were interviewed in detail about their circumcision status, their age at circumcision, and the possible effect of circumcision on their sexuality. In addition, 267 practicing medical doctors were surveyed.
RESULTS: Currently the circumcision rate for high-school boys is > 90% and for those over 70 years old is < 10%. The circumcision rate in 1945 was < 0.1%. When averaged over the whole population, the present South Korean circumcision rate is approximately 60%; the rate has increased dramatically with time and particularly in the past 20 years, when the estimated number of male circumcisions has exceeded the number of male births. Although circumcision in South Korea has been strongly influenced by American culture, it has never been predominantly neonatal. The age at circumcision has continued to decrease and boys are now circumcised at approximately 12 years old.
:cry:
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 24, 2009, 11:20:47 PM
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OBJECTIVE: To investigate the high circumcision rate in South Korea and its rapid increase in the short period since its introduction.
SUBJECTS AND METHODS: From January to December 2000, 5434 South Korean males (or their parents) aged 0-92 years were interviewed in detail about their circumcision status, their age at circumcision, and the possible effect of circumcision on their sexuality. In addition, 267 practicing medical doctors were surveyed.
RESULTS: Currently the circumcision rate for high-school boys is > 90% and for those over 70 years old is < 10%. The circumcision rate in 1945 was < 0.1%. When averaged over the whole population, the present South Korean circumcision rate is approximately 60%; the rate has increased dramatically with time and particularly in the past 20 years, when the estimated number of male circumcisions has exceeded the number of male births. Although circumcision in South Korea has been strongly influenced by American culture, it has never been predominantly neonatal. The age at circumcision has continued to decrease and boys are now circumcised at approximately 12 years old.
:cry:
Ouch :pinch:
12 years old? :lol:
Well, at least is under 13.
Yes. :weep:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 24, 2009, 11:34:24 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 24, 2009, 11:31:33 PM
Yes. :weep:
:o That better be Ide.
I was only kidding. I'm not a very good troll.
On a serious note though:
Hunter thinks that his penis doesn't work because he is circumsized. He thinks thats why it takes him 50 years to have an orgasm. Well, I think it's all in his head. Mind over matter, ya know.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis before. Well, I saw a picture once. It looks comical.
Quote from: Korea on August 24, 2009, 11:49:01 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 24, 2009, 11:34:24 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 24, 2009, 11:31:33 PM
Yes. :weep:
:o That better be Ide.
I was only kidding. I'm not a very good troll.
On a serious note though:
Hunter thinks that his penis doesn't work because he is circumsized. He thinks thats why it takes him 50 years to have an orgasm. Well, I think it's all in his head. Mind over matter, ya know.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis before. Well, I saw a picture once. It looks comical.
It is an stablished fact that circumcised penises last way longer.
I mean, come on, you have to know that one.
It is the base of jewish sexual superiority.
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 11:51:56 PM
It is an stablished fact that circumcised penises last way longer.
I mean, come on, you have to know that one.
It is the base of jewish sexual superiority.
Why do Jews make good lawyers and lovers? Because they're very agile with their tongues.
Peter Baggins fails at funny.
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 24, 2009, 10:10:05 PM
Here's an interesting map of where people are circumcised. South Korea sticks out like an uncircumcised penis.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F7%2F79%2FGlobal_Map_of_Male_Circumcision_Prevalence_at_Country_Level.png%2F800px-Global_Map_of_Male_Circumcision_Prevalence_at_Country_Level.png&hash=a42e6ebf4b88b385bc41ed15f719ae20e9badb5a)
Africa and Middle East, good company. :)
Quote from: Korea on August 24, 2009, 11:49:01 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 24, 2009, 11:34:24 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 24, 2009, 11:31:33 PM
Yes. :weep:
:o That better be Ide.
On a serious note though:
Hunter thinks that his penis doesn't work because he is circumsized. He thinks thats why it takes him 50 years to have an orgasm. Well, I think it's all in his head. Mind over matter, ya know.
Sounds like a bad case of the gay
Born in the mid 60's.... also bottle fed.
I'm part of the four man dick sheath club. Who else is a lucky member?
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 11:48:46 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 24, 2009, 11:34:24 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 24, 2009, 11:31:33 PM
Yes. :weep:
:o That better be Ide.
Female circumcisicion is commun in Africa.
And among your Arab forefathers.
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 11:51:56 PM
It is an stablished fact that circumcised penises last way longer.
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)
Quote from: Siege on August 25, 2009, 12:06:17 AM
Peter Baggins fails at funny.
I crack myself up and that's the important thing. :P
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 25, 2009, 12:02:53 AM
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 11:51:56 PM
It is an stablished fact that circumcised penises last way longer.
I mean, come on, you have to know that one.
It is the base of jewish sexual superiority.
Why do Jews make good lawyers and lovers? Because they're very agile with their tongues.
Depends on the Jew. Given Siegebreaker's complete contempt for women, I very much doubt that the ladies appreciate his lovemaking, and I would imagine he doesn't really care.
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)
So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
Quote from: Neil on August 25, 2009, 08:13:33 AM
Depends on the Jew. Given Siegebreaker's complete contempt for women, I very much doubt that the ladies appreciate his lovemaking, and I would imagine he doesn't really care.
That was the point of the barb, Siege seems the type who thinks it unmanly to go down on a woman.
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)
So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
Is she saying she has considerable experience with Siegy? :huh:
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on August 24, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
I lived for a while with two other Jewish fellows, one circumcised, the other not (from a more liberal background), and there were some raging arguments on the topic that I tried to arbitrate.
So, what was your final judgment, whose penis looked better?
Quote from: DGuller on August 25, 2009, 09:09:36 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on August 24, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
I lived for a while with two other Jewish fellows, one circumcised, the other not (from a more liberal background), and there were some raging arguments on the topic that I tried to arbitrate.
So, what was your final judgment, whose penis looked better?
:huh:
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 11:51:56 PM
It is an stablished fact that circumcised penises last way longer.
I mean, come on, you have to know that one.
It is the base of jewish sexual superiority.
I've heard the opposite since they're more sensitive.
Makes me tend towards wishing I was.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 25, 2009, 08:22:49 AM
Quote from: Neil on August 25, 2009, 08:13:33 AM
Depends on the Jew. Given Siegebreaker's complete contempt for women, I very much doubt that the ladies appreciate his lovemaking, and I would imagine he doesn't really care.
That was the point of the barb, Siege seems the type who thinks it unmanly to go down on a woman.
Says who?
I go down on my woman all the time. Its part of foreplay.
Quote from: Malthus on August 25, 2009, 08:38:16 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)
So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
Is she saying she has considerable experience with Siegy? :huh:
She wishes.
One of my superpowers is the ability to provoke multiple orgasms.
Quote from: Tyr on August 25, 2009, 10:04:30 AM
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 11:51:56 PM
It is an stablished fact that circumcised penises last way longer.
I mean, come on, you have to know that one.
It is the base of jewish sexual superiority.
I've heard the opposite since they're more sensitive.
Makes me tend towards wishing I was.
Circuncised penises are less sensitive.
They are expoused at all times, and thus have more stamina.
Quote from: Octavian on August 25, 2009, 09:58:34 AM
Quote from: DGuller on August 25, 2009, 09:09:36 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on August 24, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
I lived for a while with two other Jewish fellows, one circumcised, the other not (from a more liberal background), and there were some raging arguments on the topic that I tried to arbitrate.
So, what was your final judgment, whose penis looked better?
:huh:
Dguller has something of a penis fetish.
Quote from: Berkut on August 25, 2009, 10:14:25 AM
Quote from: Octavian on August 25, 2009, 09:58:34 AM
Quote from: DGuller on August 25, 2009, 09:09:36 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on August 24, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
I lived for a while with two other Jewish fellows, one circumcised, the other not (from a more liberal background), and there were some raging arguments on the topic that I tried to arbitrate.
So, what was your final judgment, whose penis looked better?
:huh:
Dguller has something of a penis fetish.
lol i forgot about his presidental penis crush.
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)
So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
:lol: Oh dear. This is why I should keep my big mouth shut.
Quote from: Korea on August 25, 2009, 11:46:48 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)
So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
:lol: Oh dear. This is why I should keep my big mouth shut.
There's a joke in there somewhere about Ide's sexual experience ... :P
Quote from: Malthus on August 25, 2009, 11:48:02 AM
There's a joke in there somewhere about Ide's sexual experience ... :P
That's like saying that there is ice somewhere on North Pole.
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)
So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
I'm saying that his current penis status probably has very little to do with his ability to shoot the cannon.
Quote from: Siege on August 25, 2009, 10:08:32 AM
She wishes.
One of my superpowers is the ability to provoke multiple orgasms.
No.. no she doesn't. Really. And please don't think that you're special in that regard, because you're not.
Quote from: Korea on August 25, 2009, 11:46:48 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)
So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
:lol: Oh dear. This is why I should keep my big mouth shut.
That reminds me, how's that throwing up going?
Quote from: Malthus on August 25, 2009, 11:48:02 AM
Quote from: Korea on August 25, 2009, 11:46:48 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)
So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
:lol: Oh dear. This is why I should keep my big mouth shut.
:lol: :frusty:
There's a joke in there somewhere about Ide's sexual experience ... :P
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 12:42:00 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 25, 2009, 10:08:32 AM
She wishes.
One of my superpowers is the ability to provoke multiple orgasms.
No.. no she doesn't. Really. And please don't think that you're special in that regard, because you're not.
It's Siegy. We all know he's delusional.
Quote from: Razgovory on August 25, 2009, 12:46:34 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 25, 2009, 11:46:48 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)
So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
:lol: Oh dear. This is why I should keep my big mouth shut.
That reminds me, how's that throwing up going?
:ph34r:
Quote from: Korea on August 25, 2009, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 25, 2009, 12:46:34 PM
That reminds me, how's that throwing up going?
:ph34r:
is Ide going to have to buy a 2000 dollar stroller? :o
Quote from: HVC on August 25, 2009, 03:37:56 PM
is Ide going to have to buy a 2000 dollar stroller? :o
Considering that Ide can't get it up, such insinuations are not very polite.
Quote from: DGuller on August 25, 2009, 03:47:48 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 25, 2009, 03:37:56 PM
is Ide going to have to buy a 2000 dollar stroller? :o
Considering that Ide can't get it up, such insinuations are not very polite.
I thought his problem was he couldn't get it down, which i guess still leads to baby making problems lol
Korea, can you elaborate on the exact nature of Ide's little problem?
Yes, describe ide's sexual failings in detail so that we may better mock... er i mean help him
:P
if I was Ide, I'd punish Korea for this shit. :lol:
His oral technique lacks oomph, and there was something about his asshole. At least we discussed it.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 25, 2009, 04:03:45 PM
if I was Ide, I'd punish Korea for this shit. :lol:
If I was a Languishista, I'd demand that the "punishment" be filmed and youtube'd. :D
Quote from: Malthus on August 25, 2009, 04:06:04 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 25, 2009, 04:03:45 PM
if I was Ide, I'd punish Korea for this shit. :lol:
If I was a Languishista, I'd demand that the "punishment" be filmed and youtube'd. :D
I'll be a on the lookout at Xvideos for an amateur flick with a korean-american chick being choked.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 25, 2009, 04:03:45 PM
if I was Ide, I'd punish Korea for this shit. :lol:
He did it to himself the day he started a sentence with "i know this cool place called languish" :D
Quote from: HVC on August 25, 2009, 04:11:13 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 25, 2009, 04:03:45 PM
if I was Ide, I'd punish Korea for this shit. :lol:
He did it to himself the day he started a sentence with "i know this cool place called languish" :D
:D
Quote from: Malthus on August 25, 2009, 08:38:16 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)
So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
Is she saying she has considerable experience with Siegy? :huh:
I think that she is saying that Ide has compared the functioning of his penis with that of other guys, and found his performance to be lacking.
If I were her, I'd be concerned about how Ide tested the other guys penises.
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 10:56:22 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 24, 2009, 10:45:28 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Quote from: Cerr on August 24, 2009, 10:39:21 AM
Inspired by Tim's thread.
I'm guessing it'll be a North American - European divide.
Anyway like most Euros, I'm not circumcised.
Define american.
Not you.
Fuck you, bitch.
I have carried these colors on my shoulder into hell and back.
Yeah, I wore those same colors on my shoulder, too. In the Cub Scouts. BFD.
And no, it's not your country. You're just crashing here, taking up parking.
Quote from: HVC on August 25, 2009, 03:37:56 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 25, 2009, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 25, 2009, 12:46:34 PM
That reminds me, how's that throwing up going?
:ph34r:
is Ide going to have to buy a 2000 dollar stroller? :o
:lol:
I'm just fucking around. There are no little babies on the way.
Quote from: DGuller on August 25, 2009, 03:47:48 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 25, 2009, 03:37:56 PM
is Ide going to have to buy a 2000 dollar stroller? :o
Considering that Ide can't get it up, such insinuations are not very polite.
Ide can get it up but he can't get it down.
Quote from: HVC on August 25, 2009, 03:59:06 PM
Yes, describe ide's sexual failings in detail so that we may better mock... er i mean help him
:P
:lol:
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 25, 2009, 04:03:45 PM
if I was Ide, I'd punish Korea for this shit. :lol:
:lol: I know. I deserve it.
Quote from: HVC on August 25, 2009, 04:11:13 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 25, 2009, 04:03:45 PM
if I was Ide, I'd punish Korea for this shit. :lol:
He did it to himself the day he started a sentence with "i know this cool place called languish" :D
Well, I accidently stumbled upon it on his computer but it took me forever to finally get him to tell me what it was. I didn't know what a forum was back then. :blush:
Quote from: dps on August 25, 2009, 07:10:48 PM
Quote from: Malthus on August 25, 2009, 08:38:16 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)
So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
Is she saying she has considerable experience with Siegy? :huh:
I think that she is saying that Ide has compared the functioning of his penis with that of other guys, and found his performance to be lacking.
If I were her, I'd be concerned about how Ide tested the other guys penises.
Right. :lol:
Quote from: Korea on August 25, 2009, 11:01:30 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 25, 2009, 03:47:48 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 25, 2009, 03:37:56 PM
is Ide going to have to buy a 2000 dollar stroller? :o
Considering that Ide can't get it up, such insinuations are not very polite.
Ide can get it up but he can't get it down.
He is probably jewish.
Remembered it was a class thing in the UK, so looked up this
www.circinfo.net/circumcision_societal_class_distinction.html (http://www.circinfo.net/circumcision_societal_class_distinction.html)
and it turns out the Royal family thought they were genetically Jewish.
Quote from: swallow on August 26, 2009, 01:43:21 AM
Remembered it was a class thing in the UK, so looked up this
www.circinfo.net/circumcision_societal_class_distinction.html (http://www.circinfo.net/circumcision_societal_class_distinction.html)
and it turns out the Royal family thought they were genetically Jewish.
Oddly enough, they also trace their geneology back to the Saxon god Wotan.
Interesting site. most sites concerning circumcision are in the looney fringe against the practice.
I now know too much about the worlds penis's, specifically Ide's penis. Languish is a corrupting force.
I am circumcised.
The real way. 8 days old, with a knife, by my grandfather.
I didn't know that you could fake it.
Quote from: HVC on August 26, 2009, 09:28:07 AM
I now know too much about the worlds penis's, specifically Ide's penis. Languish is a corrupting force.
Would you like a picture?
Quote from: Korea on August 26, 2009, 10:05:44 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 26, 2009, 09:28:07 AM
I now know too much about the worlds penis's, specifically Ide's penis. Languish is a corrupting force.
Would you like a picture?
I got a picture of my massive instrument of sex ready to be posted......
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 10:13:41 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 26, 2009, 10:05:44 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 26, 2009, 09:28:07 AM
I now know too much about the worlds penis's, specifically Ide's penis. Languish is a corrupting force.
Would you like a picture?
I got a picture of my massive instrument of sex ready to be posted......
I dare you.
Quote from: Korea on August 26, 2009, 10:29:47 PM
I dare you.
Why? Why would you even joke about this, the man is drunk for Hod's sake.
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 10:13:41 PM
I got a picture of my massive instrument of sex ready to be posted......
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hbo.com%2Fsopranos%2Fimg%2Fcast%2Fcharacter%2Fbig_pussy_bonpensiero.jpg&hash=cb05120bb7489b3e97fb2a2306e5d7c84e002354)
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 10:13:41 PM
I got a picture of my massive instrument of sex ready to be posted......
Massive instrument, really? :yeahright: Do you honestly expect us to believe it?
Quote from: Liep on August 26, 2009, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 26, 2009, 10:29:47 PM
I dare you.
Why? Why would you even joke about this, the man is drunk for Hod's sake.
What?
I told yu, I haven't smell alcohol in 30.
Quote from: DGuller on August 26, 2009, 10:44:55 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 10:13:41 PM
I got a picture of my massive instrument of sex ready to be posted......
Massive instrument, really? :yeahright: Do you honestly expect us to believe it?
Yes.
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 10:52:24 PM
What?
I told yu, I haven't smell alcohol in 30.
This allows me to assume you mean seconds, which I do.
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 10:52:53 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 26, 2009, 10:44:55 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 10:13:41 PM
I got a picture of my massive instrument of sex ready to be posted......
Massive instrument, really? :yeahright: Do you honestly expect us to believe it?
Yes.
Everyone knows jews started the whole chopping thing to make your tiny schmickles look bigger :P
Quote from: Korea on August 26, 2009, 10:05:44 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 26, 2009, 09:28:07 AM
I now know too much about the worlds penis's, specifically Ide's penis. Languish is a corrupting force.
Would you like a picture?
Sure, as long as i get to choose what it's a picture of :D
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 10:52:53 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 26, 2009, 10:44:55 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 10:13:41 PM
I got a picture of my massive instrument of sex ready to be posted......
Massive instrument, really? :yeahright: Do you honestly expect us to believe it?
Yes.
Well, I don't, I think you're full of it.
Quote from: Liep on August 26, 2009, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 26, 2009, 10:29:47 PM
I dare you.
Why? Why would you even joke about this, the man is drunk for Hod's sake.
1. Because I know he won't do it since he is all talk.
2. I wanted him to get banned or something.
3. I'm always curious what someone's penis looks like. I have only seen two.
Ide and Raz, I assume.
Quote from: HVC on August 26, 2009, 11:04:13 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 26, 2009, 10:05:44 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 26, 2009, 09:28:07 AM
I now know too much about the worlds penis's, specifically Ide's penis. Languish is a corrupting force.
Would you like a picture?
Sure, as long as i get to choose what it's a picture of :D
:P
2? Virgins :rolleyes:
Quote from: Korea on August 27, 2009, 12:26:11 AM
3. I'm always curious what someone's penis looks like. I have only seen two.
Korea = Kate Monster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc)
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 26, 2009, 10:41:20 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 10:13:41 PM
I got a picture of my massive instrument of sex ready to be posted......
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hbo.com%2Fsopranos%2Fimg%2Fcast%2Fcharacter%2Fbig_pussy_bonpensiero.jpg&hash=cb05120bb7489b3e97fb2a2306e5d7c84e002354)
:lmfao:
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 10:52:53 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 26, 2009, 10:44:55 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 10:13:41 PM
I got a picture of my massive instrument of sex ready to be posted......
Massive instrument, really? :yeahright: Do you honestly expect us to believe it?
Yes.
I thought you were impotent.
Quote from: Korea on August 27, 2009, 12:26:11 AM
Quote from: Liep on August 26, 2009, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 26, 2009, 10:29:47 PM
I dare you.
Why? Why would you even joke about this, the man is drunk for Hod's sake.
1. Because I know he won't do it since he is all talk.
2. I wanted him to get banned or something.
3. I'm always curious what someone's penis looks like. I have only seen two.
Ide and ?
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 27, 2009, 03:40:58 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 27, 2009, 12:26:11 AM
Quote from: Liep on August 26, 2009, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 26, 2009, 10:29:47 PM
I dare you.
Why? Why would you even joke about this, the man is drunk for Hod's sake.
1. Because I know he won't do it since he is all talk.
2. I wanted him to get banned or something.
3. I'm always curious what someone's penis looks like. I have only seen two.
Ide and ?
[cdm] Daddy. [/cdm]
Are we sure about Ide being one of the two?
Be careful what you wish for, Korea. Three's a crowd. :perv:
:P
Quote from: Korea on August 27, 2009, 12:26:11 AM
Quote from: Liep on August 26, 2009, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 26, 2009, 10:29:47 PM
I dare you.
Why? Why would you even joke about this, the man is drunk for Hod's sake.
1. Because I know he won't do it since he is all talk.
2. I wanted him to get banned or something.
3. I'm always curious what someone's penis looks like. I have only seen two.
You haven't seen a real penis until you see mine.
Quote from: Siege on August 27, 2009, 05:15:48 PM
You haven't seen a real penis until you see mine.
It's easy to talk up your penis when you don't have the balls to show it.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdownlode.org%2FCreative%2FWriting%2FNotebook%2FIllustrations%2Fitsatrap.jpg&hash=edf1d52345b94038ca17481653b21c145c77bdd3)
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 27, 2009, 05:29:24 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdownlode.org%2FCreative%2FWriting%2FNotebook%2FIllustrations%2Fitsatrap.jpg&hash=edf1d52345b94038ca17481653b21c145c77bdd3)
If your penis looks anything like that, definitely consult your physician.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 27, 2009, 03:40:58 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 27, 2009, 12:26:11 AM
Quote from: Liep on August 26, 2009, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 26, 2009, 10:29:47 PM
I dare you.
Why? Why would you even joke about this, the man is drunk for Hod's sake.
1. Because I know he won't do it since he is all talk.
2. I wanted him to get banned or something.
3. I'm always curious what someone's penis looks like. I have only seen two.
Ide and ?
Random dude. First penis I ever saw. Not an enjoyable experience.
Quote from: Jaron on August 27, 2009, 03:47:36 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 27, 2009, 03:40:58 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 27, 2009, 12:26:11 AM
Quote from: Liep on August 26, 2009, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 26, 2009, 10:29:47 PM
I dare you.
Why? Why would you even joke about this, the man is drunk for Hod's sake.
1. Because I know he won't do it since he is all talk.
2. I wanted him to get banned or something.
3. I'm always curious what someone's penis looks like. I have only seen two.
Ide and ?
[cdm] Daddy. [/cdm]
Good one.
Quote from: Siege on August 27, 2009, 05:15:48 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 27, 2009, 12:26:11 AM
Quote from: Liep on August 26, 2009, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on August 26, 2009, 10:29:47 PM
I dare you.
Why? Why would you even joke about this, the man is drunk for Hod's sake.
1. Because I know he won't do it since he is all talk.
2. I wanted him to get banned or something.
3. I'm always curious what someone's penis looks like. I have only seen two.
You haven't seen a real penis until you see mine.
Then prove it you little bitch.
Oh and also:
:x
Quote from: Malthus on August 27, 2009, 05:45:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 27, 2009, 05:29:24 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdownlode.org%2FCreative%2FWriting%2FNotebook%2FIllustrations%2Fitsatrap.jpg&hash=edf1d52345b94038ca17481653b21c145c77bdd3)
If your penis looks anything like that, definitely consult your physician.
:lol:
Quote from: DGuller on August 27, 2009, 05:28:15 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 27, 2009, 05:15:48 PM
You haven't seen a real penis until you see mine.
It's easy to talk up your penis when you don't have the balls to show it.
Please stop.
Ok, that's it.
My dick is coming up next.
*prepares laugh track*
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmozey.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F09%2Fsmall-dick.png&hash=9167392dbf0020743b3cf8b467916b73e6739051)
Quote from: Siege on August 27, 2009, 11:26:33 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmozey.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F09%2Fsmall-dick.png&hash=9167392dbf0020743b3cf8b467916b73e6739051)
No fair using pics of yourself from last week, Siege.
Quote from: Siege on August 27, 2009, 11:26:33 PM
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Your dick is grammatically incorrect.
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Wow, that third picture is fucking creepy. Are those twelve year olds?
Quote from: Korea on August 27, 2009, 11:52:56 PM
Wow, that third picture is fucking creepy. Are those twelve year olds?
Being Asian they can be anywhere from twelve to forty. ;)
Quote from: citizen k on August 28, 2009, 12:34:54 AM
Quote from: Korea on August 27, 2009, 11:52:56 PM
Wow, that third picture is fucking creepy. Are those twelve year olds?
Being Asian they can be anywhere from twelve to forty. ;)
According to the pron I know they'll sound like 12 year olds in bed at any age.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 27, 2009, 11:03:18 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 27, 2009, 05:28:15 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 27, 2009, 05:15:48 PM
You haven't seen a real penis until you see mine.
It's easy to talk up your penis when you don't have the balls to show it.
Please stop.
Ok, I will. At this point it's obvious that Siege is full of shit, and that it's impossible for him to back up his claims.
Quote from: DGuller on August 28, 2009, 12:52:56 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 27, 2009, 11:03:18 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 27, 2009, 05:28:15 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 27, 2009, 05:15:48 PM
You haven't seen a real penis until you see mine.
It's easy to talk up your penis when you don't have the balls to show it.
Please stop.
Ok, I will. At this point it's obvious that Siege is full of shit, and that it's impossible for him to back up his claims.
exactly
Quote from: DGuller on August 28, 2009, 12:52:56 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 27, 2009, 11:03:18 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 27, 2009, 05:28:15 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 27, 2009, 05:15:48 PM
You haven't seen a real penis until you see mine.
It's easy to talk up your penis when you don't have the balls to show it.
Please stop.
Ok, I will. At this point it's obvious that Siege is full of shit, and that it's impossible for him to back up his claims.
Anyway his ball got shot off in the war or something. He's shooting blanks. He won't see a doctor for some reason.
Ok, I confess.
My dick is just average, and my balls are rather small.