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Started by Cerr, August 24, 2009, 10:39:21 AM

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Are you circumcised?

European - Yes
European - No
American - Yes
American - No
Canadian - Yes
Canadian - No
ROTW - Yes
ROTW - No
I'm female

DGuller

Quote from: Capetan Mihali on August 24, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
I lived for a while with two other Jewish fellows, one circumcised, the other not (from a more liberal background), and there were some raging arguments on the topic that I tried to arbitrate. 
So, what was your final judgment, whose penis looked better?

Octavian

Quote from: DGuller on August 25, 2009, 09:09:36 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on August 24, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
I lived for a while with two other Jewish fellows, one circumcised, the other not (from a more liberal background), and there were some raging arguments on the topic that I tried to arbitrate. 
So, what was your final judgment, whose penis looked better?
:huh:
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

Josquius

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Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 11:51:56 PM
It is an stablished fact that circumcised penises last way longer.

I mean, come on, you have to know that one.
It is the base of jewish sexual superiority.
I've heard the opposite since they're more sensitive.

Makes me tend towards wishing I was.
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Siege

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 25, 2009, 08:22:49 AM
Quote from: Neil on August 25, 2009, 08:13:33 AM
Depends on the Jew.  Given Siegebreaker's complete contempt for women, I very much doubt that the ladies appreciate his lovemaking, and I would imagine he doesn't really care.

That was the point of the barb, Siege seems the type who thinks it unmanly to go down on a woman.

Says who?

I go down on my woman all the time. Its part of foreplay.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Siege

Quote from: Malthus on August 25, 2009, 08:38:16 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)

So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?

Is she saying she has considerable experience with Siegy?  :huh:

She wishes.

One of my superpowers is the ability to provoke multiple orgasms.





"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Siege

Quote from: Tyr on August 25, 2009, 10:04:30 AM
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 11:51:56 PM
It is an stablished fact that circumcised penises last way longer.

I mean, come on, you have to know that one.
It is the base of jewish sexual superiority.
I've heard the opposite since they're more sensitive.

Makes me tend towards wishing I was.

Circuncised penises are less sensitive.
They are expoused at all times, and thus have more stamina.




"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Berkut

Quote from: Octavian on August 25, 2009, 09:58:34 AM
Quote from: DGuller on August 25, 2009, 09:09:36 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on August 24, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
I lived for a while with two other Jewish fellows, one circumcised, the other not (from a more liberal background), and there were some raging arguments on the topic that I tried to arbitrate. 
So, what was your final judgment, whose penis looked better?
:huh:


Dguller has something of a penis fetish.
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

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HVC

Quote from: Berkut on August 25, 2009, 10:14:25 AM
Quote from: Octavian on August 25, 2009, 09:58:34 AM
Quote from: DGuller on August 25, 2009, 09:09:36 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on August 24, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
I lived for a while with two other Jewish fellows, one circumcised, the other not (from a more liberal background), and there were some raging arguments on the topic that I tried to arbitrate. 
So, what was your final judgment, whose penis looked better?
:huh:


Dguller has something of a penis fetish.
lol i forgot about his presidental penis crush.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Korea

Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)

So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
:lol: Oh dear. This is why I should keep my big mouth shut.
I want my mother fucking points!

Malthus

Quote from: Korea on August 25, 2009, 11:46:48 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)

So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
:lol: Oh dear. This is why I should keep my big mouth shut.

There's a joke in there somewhere about Ide's sexual experience ...  :P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

DGuller

Quote from: Malthus on August 25, 2009, 11:48:02 AM
There's a joke in there somewhere about Ide's sexual experience ...  :P
That's like saying that there is ice somewhere on North Pole.

merithyn

Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)

So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?

I'm saying that his current penis status probably has very little to do with his ability to shoot the cannon.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

merithyn

Quote from: Siege on August 25, 2009, 10:08:32 AM

She wishes.

One of my superpowers is the ability to provoke multiple orgasms.

No.. no she doesn't. Really. And please don't think that you're special in that regard, because you're not.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Razgovory

Quote from: Korea on August 25, 2009, 11:46:48 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)

So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
:lol: Oh dear. This is why I should keep my big mouth shut.

That reminds me, how's that throwing up going?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Korea

Quote from: Malthus on August 25, 2009, 11:48:02 AM
Quote from: Korea on August 25, 2009, 11:46:48 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 25, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
My considerable experience says otherwise. :)

So you are saying Ide just cannot perform sexually?
:lol: Oh dear. This is why I should keep my big mouth shut.
:lol: :frusty:

There's a joke in there somewhere about Ide's sexual experience ...  :P
I want my mother fucking points!