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Title: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: viper37 on August 12, 2009, 03:11:35 PM
For all the pussies, list the stuff you won't do because you're scared, but would still like to do if you could conquer your fear.

On my list:
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: garbon on August 12, 2009, 03:12:28 PM
I don't think that I want to do anything that I'm afraid of.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: DisturbedPervert on August 12, 2009, 03:31:39 PM
QuoteBut going outside of the cage and swimming with the great white sharks, holding them by their fins, I don't think I could do it.  Call me a pussy, but I just can't do that.

You're afraid to swim in the open ocean with 25 foot long mega predators?  :huh:
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: derspiess on August 12, 2009, 03:32:59 PM
I want to go to an Argentine soccer game.  Technically I guess that doesn't really qualify since I'm not really afraid, but my wife is terrified of the idea.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: The Brain on August 12, 2009, 03:36:08 PM
Lash out at people in the grocery line.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 12, 2009, 03:38:08 PM
I would like to visit a FARC camp and debate with them on the merits of liberal democracy and free markets.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: The Brain on August 12, 2009, 03:41:00 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 12, 2009, 03:38:08 PM
I would like to visit a FARC camp and debate with them on the merits of liberal democracy and free markets.

:huh: You have Martim don't you?
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Ed Anger on August 12, 2009, 03:41:10 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 12, 2009, 03:36:08 PM
Lash out at people in the grocery line.

  :D
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 12, 2009, 03:42:22 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 12, 2009, 03:41:00 PM
:huh: You have Martim don't you?
He doesn't tote a fusil.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 12, 2009, 04:10:28 PM
Quote from: viper37 on August 12, 2009, 03:11:35 PM
But going outside of the cage and swimming with the great white sharks, holding them by their fins, I don't think I could do it.  Call me a pussy, but I just can't do that.  No way I'm going to put my fingers into his nose and have him raise in the air either. 

Does anyone do that?
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Josquius on August 12, 2009, 04:22:15 PM
I don't really know...so much of the stuff that is scary is also expensive.
Travelling in India/bits of Africa/Other interesting but poor places I guess would be the big one falling under this
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Josephus on August 12, 2009, 04:23:06 PM
Go to Kenya.  ;)
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Josquius on August 12, 2009, 04:48:06 PM
Quote from: Josephus on August 12, 2009, 04:23:06 PM
Go to Kenya.  ;)
Thats one place I could do with minimum risk and cost actually, the African exchange student I briefly went out with was from there and we split amicably :ph34r:


But in general the idea with these places- too expensive to get there, too cut off from civilization, too dangerous overall and much too dangerous for white people alone.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Martim Silva on August 12, 2009, 04:49:08 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 12, 2009, 03:42:22 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 12, 2009, 03:41:00 PM
:huh: You have Martim don't you?
He doesn't tote a fusil.

AK-47.

Fusil is so 1930s.

I would try to reason with you. Failing that, I'd put you up on the list for reeducation. You'd learn to see things right in a decade or so.

Just joking  ;)

In fact, I suspect the next round of bank bailouts and mega stimulus coupled with a huge tax increase will probably do wonders for your perception of the "free market"... which you don't have in the USA, btw - your markets are very influenced by the bank-owned funds, and the banks are in turn heavily subsidized by the taxpayer, to the tune of several trillions a year.

As for me, I have two things I might like to do:

1) Kill the whole government during the next 'State of the Nation' debate.

I'm afraid I'd be shot by the police after I've finished. Besides, they're such a useless bunch that they'd probably be replaced with little difficulty in a couple of days.

2) Become a pirate in Southeast Asia/China Sea. I very often dream about it since I was a kid, but the fact I don't speak the local languages stops me. Also, I would be at a higher risk of being killed, since I'm not a local... though I could turn that to my advantage.  :shifty:
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Razgovory on August 12, 2009, 04:55:38 PM
I'd like to a public place and strike up witty and intelligent conversations.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 12, 2009, 05:10:24 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 12, 2009, 03:36:08 PM
Lash out at people in the grocery line.
That would be a top one for me.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 12, 2009, 05:29:45 PM
Things I'd like to do, but are afraid to do?

Hmmm.

1) Sky diving.  Looks cool.  No fucking way.
2) Acting.  Seems cool.  No fucking way.
3) Meet the woman of my dreams.  Sounds cool.  No fucking way.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: garbon on August 12, 2009, 05:33:22 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 12, 2009, 05:29:45 PM
Things I'd like to do, but are afraid to do?

Hmmm.

1) Sky diving.  Looks cool.  No fucking way.
2) Acting.  Seems cool.  No fucking way.
3) Meet the woman of my dreams.  Sounds cool.  No fucking way.


:console:
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Martinus on August 12, 2009, 05:39:04 PM
Go on a killing spree.  :cool:
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: garbon on August 12, 2009, 05:42:17 PM
IP reported to the appropriate Polish authorities. :banned:
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 12, 2009, 05:43:30 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 12, 2009, 05:39:04 PM
Go on a killing spree.  :cool:
I was expecting something else from you Marty.  SOmething like converting Neil to gaydom.  Or getting involved in a committed relationship. 
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: garbon on August 12, 2009, 05:44:42 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 12, 2009, 05:43:30 PM
Or getting involved in a committed relationship. 

:pinch:
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: garbon on August 12, 2009, 05:45:11 PM
Although it might have a bit more bite, if you had sex regularly, W.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 12, 2009, 05:48:00 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 12, 2009, 05:45:11 PM
Although it might have a bit more bite, if you had sex regularly, W.
I've never claimed to be a Thunderdome champ. :(
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Korea on August 12, 2009, 10:39:44 PM
Sky Diving would be fun but I'm afraid of heights and also dying.
Confronting people.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 13, 2009, 01:25:23 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 12, 2009, 05:43:30 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 12, 2009, 05:39:04 PM
Go on a killing spree.  :cool:
I was expecting something else from you Marty.  SOmething like converting Neil to gaydom.  Or getting involved in a committed relationship.
Damn! :face:
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Martinus on August 13, 2009, 01:51:29 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 13, 2009, 01:25:23 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 12, 2009, 05:43:30 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 12, 2009, 05:39:04 PM
Go on a killing spree.  :cool:
I was expecting something else from you Marty.  SOmething like converting Neil to gaydom.  Or getting involved in a committed relationship.
Damn! :face:

Tim, are you in a committed relationship?
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 13, 2009, 04:57:59 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 13, 2009, 01:51:29 AMTim, are you in a committed relationship?

Not until Mother says he's old enough.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 06:24:40 AM
Quote from: Korea on August 12, 2009, 10:39:44 PM
Sky Diving would be fun but I'm afraid of heights and also dying.
Confronting people.
Skydiving isn't that dangerous.  Join the 82nd and see the world.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: The Larch on August 13, 2009, 06:28:12 AM
Off the top of my head, doing a really adventurous kind of trip. A couple of friends of mine are always touting crazy plans for "holidays in a couple of years", such as driving across Siberia to Mongolia and things like that, which seem really cool but also absolutely nuts to me.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 06:31:13 AM
That sounds more suicidal than nuts.  Tell them to bring lots of money for bribes, though they'll be robbed long before they use most of it up.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: DisturbedPervert on August 13, 2009, 06:45:18 AM
Quote from: The Larch on August 13, 2009, 06:28:12 AM
Off the top of my head, doing a really adventurous kind of trip. A couple of friends of mine are always touting crazy plans for "holidays in a couple of years", such as driving across Siberia to Mongolia and things like that, which seem really cool but also absolutely nuts to me.

I'd like to do something like that.  London to Singapore or London to Cape Town by unicycle.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 06:46:30 AM
I met people doing London to Cape Town.  Met them about a third of the way throguh in the Levant.  Still wonder how far they got before dying.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: The Larch on August 13, 2009, 07:25:20 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 06:31:13 AM
That sounds more suicidal than nuts.  Tell them to bring lots of money for bribes, though they'll be robbed long before they use most of it up.

Actually, there's enough crazy people to organize a rally for the trip, which is where my friends wanted to participate: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_Rally (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_Rally)

QuoteThe Mongol Rally is an automobile rally that begins in London, England, and ends in Ulan Bator, Mongolia. It is described as the "greatest adventure in the world". Whilst originally the rally required competing vehicles to have an engine displacement of less than 1,000cc, this has been increased to 1,200cc to reflect the increasing difficulty of obtaining a car since the Mongolian government stipulated that all competing vehicles must be less than 10 years old.[1]

The Rally is designed to be an adventure for the participants, and not a traditional rally race. The organisers are careful to point out that racing on highways is illegal, and that no recognition is given to the first finisher. There are other differences from mainstream rallies, particularly the fact that no support team is provided and no other arrangements are made such as for accommodation.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Berkut on August 13, 2009, 07:47:21 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 06:24:40 AM
Quote from: Korea on August 12, 2009, 10:39:44 PM
Sky Diving would be fun but I'm afraid of heights and also dying.
Confronting people.
Skydiving isn't that dangerous.  Join the 82nd and see the world.

I don't think that counts as skydiving.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: PDH on August 13, 2009, 07:54:21 AM
Hmm...done some stuff, only afterwards have I said "that was kinda dumb..."

Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Berkut on August 13, 2009, 08:03:00 AM
I can't really think of anything that I want to do that I am too afraid to do. Lots of things I want to do, lots of things I wouldn't do fro fear of being dead, but there isn't much overlap there.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Caliga on August 13, 2009, 08:10:17 AM
Quote from: Berkut on August 13, 2009, 08:03:00 AM
I can't really think of anything that I want to do that I am too afraid to do. Lots of things I want to do, lots of things I wouldn't do fro fear of being dead, but there isn't much overlap there.
Same.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Ed Anger on August 13, 2009, 08:12:34 AM
I'd like to fake the funk on the nasty dunk.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 08:53:11 AM
Quote from: The Larch on August 13, 2009, 07:25:20 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 06:31:13 AM
That sounds more suicidal than nuts.  Tell them to bring lots of money for bribes, though they'll be robbed long before they use most of it up.

Actually, there's enough crazy people to organize a rally for the trip, which is where my friends wanted to participate: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_Rally (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_Rally)

QuoteThe Mongol Rally is an automobile rally that begins in London, England, and ends in Ulan Bator, Mongolia. It is described as the "greatest adventure in the world". Whilst originally the rally required competing vehicles to have an engine displacement of less than 1,000cc, this has been increased to 1,200cc to reflect the increasing difficulty of obtaining a car since the Mongolian government stipulated that all competing vehicles must be less than 10 years old.[1]

The Rally is designed to be an adventure for the participants, and not a traditional rally race. The organisers are careful to point out that racing on highways is illegal, and that no recognition is given to the first finisher. There are other differences from mainstream rallies, particularly the fact that no support team is provided and no other arrangements are made such as for accommodation.
Ok, that sounds cool. I admit it.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 08:53:45 AM
Quote from: Berkut on August 13, 2009, 07:47:21 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 06:24:40 AM
Quote from: Korea on August 12, 2009, 10:39:44 PM
Sky Diving would be fun but I'm afraid of heights and also dying.
Confronting people.
Skydiving isn't that dangerous.  Join the 82nd and see the world.

I don't think that counts as skydiving.
I think they have some pretty kickass skydiving teams.  Do all sorts of incredible stunts.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Ed Anger on August 13, 2009, 08:55:13 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 08:53:45 AM
Quote from: Berkut on August 13, 2009, 07:47:21 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 06:24:40 AM
Quote from: Korea on August 12, 2009, 10:39:44 PM
Sky Diving would be fun but I'm afraid of heights and also dying.
Confronting people.
Skydiving isn't that dangerous.  Join the 82nd and see the world.

I don't think that counts as skydiving.
I think they have some pretty kickass skydiving teams.  Do all sorts of incredible stunts.

thank you for the flashbacks to the most boring part of an Airshow: the Army's Golden Knights parachute team.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 08:58:25 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 13, 2009, 08:55:13 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 08:53:45 AM
Quote from: Berkut on August 13, 2009, 07:47:21 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 06:24:40 AM
Quote from: Korea on August 12, 2009, 10:39:44 PM
Sky Diving would be fun but I'm afraid of heights and also dying.
Confronting people.
Skydiving isn't that dangerous.  Join the 82nd and see the world.

I don't think that counts as skydiving.
I think they have some pretty kickass skydiving teams.  Do all sorts of incredible stunts.

thank you for the flashbacks to the most boring part of an Airshow: the Army's Golden Knights parachute team.
I admit I only know them from Mail Call.  But still seemed kinda kickass.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Ed Anger on August 13, 2009, 09:00:26 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 08:58:25 AM
I admit I only know them from Mail Call.  But still seemed kinda kickass.

Live, not so much.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: MadImmortalMan on August 13, 2009, 11:57:45 AM
Can't really think of anything I want to do that I would be too afraid to actually do if given the chance. Maybe I'm not that brave though. I might just not want to do the things that frighten me.  :lol:

I can think of some scary stuff I would do if given the chance, however.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: viper37 on August 13, 2009, 02:07:39 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 12, 2009, 03:31:39 PM
QuoteBut going outside of the cage and swimming with the great white sharks, holding them by their fins, I don't think I could do it.  Call me a pussy, but I just can't do that.

You're afraid to swim in the open ocean with 25 foot long mega predators?  :huh:

Yes, I know, it's silly.  Some have irrational fears of spiders & insects, I have an irrational fear of sharks since seeing Jaws for the first time.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: viper37 on August 13, 2009, 02:08:54 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 12, 2009, 04:10:28 PM
Quote from: viper37 on August 12, 2009, 03:11:35 PM
But going outside of the cage and swimming with the great white sharks, holding them by their fins, I don't think I could do it.  Call me a pussy, but I just can't do that.  No way I'm going to put my fingers into his nose and have him raise in the air either. 

Does anyone do that?
apparently, yes.  I saw a documentary on this, and since saw that some places offer this for 20 000$ or more.  You start in a cage, and you can go out if you want to.


EDIT:  Not as bad as I thought: 5900$/person
http://www.biganimals.com/gw_shark.html
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: derspiess on August 13, 2009, 03:10:11 PM
My kid will walk up to a growling, barking dog & try to pet it.  Yet when we tried to give him a bubble bath for the first time last night he was afraid of the bubbles :lol:
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Caliga on August 13, 2009, 03:15:46 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 13, 2009, 03:10:11 PM
My kid will walk up to a growling, barking dog & try to pet it.  Yet when we tried to give him a bubble bath for the first time last night he was afraid of the bubbles :lol:
Spare the rod, spoil the child!  :)
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: sbr on August 13, 2009, 05:06:06 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 13, 2009, 03:10:11 PM
My kid will walk up to a growling, barking dog & try to pet it.  Yet when we tried to give him a bubble bath for the first time last night he was afraid of the bubbles :lol:
:lmfao:

Sounds like my youngest when she was tiny.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 13, 2009, 05:53:43 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 13, 2009, 09:00:26 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 13, 2009, 08:58:25 AM
I admit I only know them from Mail Call.  But still seemed kinda kickass.

Live, not so much.

No shit.

"..and now, we see the Golden Knights descending...and descending...and descending..."
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 13, 2009, 06:34:55 PM
Sky diving is one I'd definitely if wasn't worried about how my right leg would hold up on impact.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 14, 2009, 05:25:52 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 13, 2009, 06:34:55 PM
Sky diving is one I'd definitely if wasn't worried about how my right leg would hold up on impact.

Be sure to land on your face.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: Grey Fox on August 14, 2009, 06:36:46 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 13, 2009, 06:34:55 PM
Sky diving is one I'd definitely if wasn't worried about how my right leg would hold up on impact.

First time, you land on your ass.
Title: Re: Stuff you'd like to do but are too afraid to
Post by: viper37 on August 14, 2009, 10:23:49 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 14, 2009, 06:36:46 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 13, 2009, 06:34:55 PM
Sky diving is one I'd definitely if wasn't worried about how my right leg would hold up on impact.

First time, you land on your ass.
not really.  I was a few meters beside the X, but I landed fine :)
Wish I could do it again.