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So it's Harris v Trump, time for another election poll.

I could argue the unfairness of not including RFK Jr...but if there is any justice in the world, Bear-Cub-gate should sink him.

Harris. Obviously.

Quote from: Tonitrus on August 05, 2024, 03:00:32 PMI could argue the unfairness of not including RFK Jr...but if there is any justice in the world, Bear-Cub-gate should sink him.

Brain Worms/RFK Jr 2024! :P

Harris.

Also, only Brits should be eligible for the last option.

I assume this poll is non-binding?  :(

Quote from: celedhring on August 05, 2024, 04:33:50 PMHarris.

Also, only Brits should be eligible for the last option.

Not true.  Any country, or group of countries, could conduct an invasion and impose a UN trusteeship on the US, combined with a program of de-Trumpification.

Quote from: celedhring on August 05, 2024, 04:33:50 PMHarris.

Also, only Brits should be eligible for the last option.

Canadians should have a say too.  We'd be part of the same Dominion and have to share our dear King.

Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 05, 2024, 05:08:45 PM

Quote from: celedhring on August 05, 2024, 04:33:50 PMHarris.

Also, only Brits should be eligible for the last option.

Not true.  Any country, or group of countries, could conduct an invasion and impose a UN trusteeship on the US, combined with a program of de-Trumpification. De-Putinification.

Fixed it for you.

Now is this who I want to win or who I think will win?

I thought it is who I would, or will in my case, vote for.

Quote from: Valmy on August 05, 2024, 08:28:21 PMI thought it is who I would, or will in my case, vote for.

Yes.

In 2016 we had Clinton 35, Trump 7, other 9.
In 2020 it was Biden 47, Trump 2, other 2.

Revoke independence is tempting but realistically Harris

Well, this is a tight race, adrenalin surging here  :P

I voted Harris but I would appreciate it if ROTW revoked our independence.  The fact that Trump is a major party nominee demonstrates that we don't know what we are doing. :wacko:

Quote from: Tonitrus on August 05, 2024, 03:00:32 PM...Bear-Cub-gate should sink him.

That story is too ludicrous to believe, but the story of him making it up is just as hard to believe.

Quote from: Maladict on August 06, 2024, 01:43:22 AMYes.

In 2016 we had Clinton 35, Trump 7, other 9.
In 2020 it was Biden 47, Trump 2, other 2.

Wow.  The power of anonymity.

2016 I was an "other" vote as I live in NY and it was guaranteed to go Blue and figured voting with my heart was most important. 2020 I went Biden, despite not overly liking him as the candidate, as I wasn't taking any chances. 2024 will be Harris and happily so. Since turning 18 in 2000, I've been registered as: Republican, Independent, Democrat, and now Working Families Party.  :lol:

Harris. Non-brainer. Well, unless you have a worm in it and a dead bear in your car when going to a steakhouse.

Out of curiousity, if independence was revoked, which country would the US end up as a mistreated step-child with? Norway? Iceland? The UK? France? Spain?
Because I am unsure if any of those would exactly be a good administrator of you as a colony, and you would throw tantrums and be very, very bad. Not to mention you have so many guns per capita we would shit ourselves even by the idea of going into your room and tell you off for not having put the dishwasher on.

Quote from: Norgy on August 07, 2024, 04:22:24 AMOut of curiousity, if independence was revoked, which country would the US end up as a mistreated step-child with? Norway? Iceland? The UK? France? Spain?
Because I am unsure if any of those would exactly be a good administrator of you as a colony, and you would throw tantrums and be very, very bad. Not to mention you have so many guns per capita we would shit ourselves even by the idea of going into your room and tell you off for not having put the dishwasher on.

I think it's clear which parts go to who broadly.
Mexico gets California, the UK the 13 colonies, France the Louisianna purchase and so on.
The trouble I can see is in who is burdened with Florida.

Quote from: Josquius on August 07, 2024, 06:28:59 AMThe trouble I can see is in who is burdened with Florida.

No takebacksies.

But we'll be fine with PR.

Quote from: Josquius on August 07, 2024, 06:28:59 AM

Quote from: Norgy on August 07, 2024, 04:22:24 AMOut of curiousity, if independence was revoked, which country would the US end up as a mistreated step-child with? Norway? Iceland? The UK? France? Spain?
Because I am unsure if any of those would exactly be a good administrator of you as a colony, and you would throw tantrums and be very, very bad. Not to mention you have so many guns per capita we would shit ourselves even by the idea of going into your room and tell you off for not having put the dishwasher on.

I think it's clear which parts go to who broadly.
Mexico gets California, the UK the 13 colonies, France the Louisianna purchase and so on.
The trouble I can see is in who is burdened with Florida.

Canada gets Washington State and Oregon.

Fine, we'll take fucking Minnesota, thanks for nothing.  :uffda:  :thumbsdown:

 :D

Quote from: Josquius on August 07, 2024, 06:28:59 AMthe UK the 13 colonies

We'll take a chunk of those and you can have Surinam.

Quote from: Norgy on August 07, 2024, 07:30:46 AMFine, we'll take fucking Minnesota, thanks for nothing.  :uffda:  :thumbsdown:

Fucking is in Austria.

Quote from: Valmy on August 07, 2024, 01:34:49 PM

Quote from: Norgy on August 07, 2024, 07:30:46 AMFine, we'll take fucking Minnesota, thanks for nothing.  :uffda:  :thumbsdown:

Fucking is in Austria.

My mistake. I don't think Norway wants Austria. A bit too many un-reformed actual Nazis. And I think we left a rather poor impression of Norwegian hospitality on Dietl and his Gebirgsjäger.

So... which of the Dakotas is the least insane? :unsure:

Quote from: Norgy on August 07, 2024, 02:23:40 PMSo... which of the Dakotas is the least insane? :unsure:

East Dakota.  You never hear of them doing anything totally insane.

Little Crow

Get North Dakota. It has Fargo.

Quote from: grumbler on August 07, 2024, 07:53:21 PM

Quote from: Norgy on August 07, 2024, 02:23:40 PMSo... which of the Dakotas is the least insane? :unsure:

East Dakota.  You never hear of them doing anything totally insane.

Right. We'll take East Dakota and exploit it to the hilt. North and South Dakota are both full of Norwegians, and I think we have plenty of those already... hey, wait, you actually just made that state up, didn't you?  <_<

Quote from: Norgy on August 08, 2024, 04:04:43 AM

Quote from: grumbler on August 07, 2024, 07:53:21 PM

Quote from: Norgy on August 07, 2024, 02:23:40 PMSo... which of the Dakotas is the least insane? :unsure:

East Dakota.  You never hear of them doing anything totally insane.

Right. We'll take East Dakota and exploit it to the hilt. North and South Dakota are both full of Norwegians, and I think we have plenty of those already... hey, wait, you actually just made that state up, didn't you?  <_<

Made up?  It has its own Water Development District! (https://eastdakota.org/)

And its own Wiki page. (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/East_Dakota)

So I can honestly say that I did not make it up.

We'll take the states from the West Coast to Texas. Brace yourselves, universal healthcare incoming!

Quote from: Valmy on August 07, 2024, 08:32:29 PMGet North Dakota. It has Fargo.

I am not sure we can deal with all that crime, but we'll take the wood chipper.  :uffda: