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Title: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Stonewall on July 23, 2009, 02:11:16 PM
If you haven't seen the video, I highly recommend it.  One of our co-workers distributed the video via USB device this morning, so sorry, no links. 

Holy shit.  A-may-zing.  Especially the portion where she rubs her ass looking in the mirror and smiles.  :mmm:  As one guy put it...she does almost everything that men fantasize hot women do when alone in a hotel room. 

Again, if you haven't seen it, its well worth the effort.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2009, 02:12:19 PM
 :D

My archenemy Erin Andrews brought down. ALLAH ACKBAR!
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2009, 02:14:11 PM
Quote from: Stonewall on July 23, 2009, 02:11:16 PM
If you haven't seen the video, I highly recommend it.  One of our co-workers distributed the video via USB device this morning, so sorry, no links. 

Holy shit.  A-may-zing.  Especially the portion where she rubs her ass looking in the mirror and smiles.  :mmm:  As one guy put it...she does almost everything that men fantasize hot women do when alone in a hotel room. 

Again, if you haven't seen it, its well worth the effort.

We need a safe, non-virus laden link to it.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: derspiess on July 23, 2009, 02:18:09 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2009, 02:14:11 PM
We need a safe, non-virus laden link to it.

Do what I did & download the torrent.  Then try not to watch it 4 times over :D
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: DGuller on July 23, 2009, 02:19:29 PM
I think it's a little tacky to watch this video, given that a person's privacy was so grossly violated.  As a matter of principle, I wouldn't watch it yet again.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2009, 02:21:23 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 23, 2009, 02:19:29 PM
I think it's a little tacky to watch this video, given that a person's privacy was so grossly violated.  As a matter of principle, I wouldn't watch it yet again.

:D
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Josephus on July 23, 2009, 02:24:58 PM
Quote from: Stonewall on July 23, 2009, 02:11:16 PM
Holy shit.  A-may-zing.  Especially the portion where she rubs her ass looking in the mirror and smiles.  :mmm:  As one guy put it...she does almost everything that men fantasize hot women do when alone in a hotel room. 

Again, if you haven't seen it, its well worth the effort.

WHOAH! She's playing WOW?
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: DisturbedPervert on July 23, 2009, 02:32:55 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 23, 2009, 02:18:09 PM
Do what I did & download the torrent.  Then try not to watch it 4 times over :D

Done.  Too bad the video is broken up in to 7 pieces for some reason. 
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Sophie Scholl on July 23, 2009, 03:07:08 PM
Can we clone her? :perv:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Valmy on July 23, 2009, 03:11:35 PM
Quote from: Stonewall on July 23, 2009, 02:11:16 PM
If you haven't seen the video, I highly recommend it.  One of our co-workers distributed the video via USB device this morning, so sorry, no links. 

Holy shit.  A-may-zing.  Especially the portion where she rubs her ass looking in the mirror and smiles.  :mmm:  As one guy put it...she does almost everything that men fantasize hot women do when alone in a hotel room. 

Again, if you haven't seen it, its well worth the effort.


Well crap I guess I am going to have to find it and put my computer in incredible danger now.  Thanks Stoney.

Where the heck is plj anyway?  Is he going to be dropping by here to talk college football pretty soon at least?
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: derspiess on July 23, 2009, 03:12:11 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 23, 2009, 02:32:55 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 23, 2009, 02:18:09 PM
Do what I did & download the torrent.  Then try not to watch it 4 times over :D

Done.  Too bad the video is broken up in to 7 pieces for some reason. 

Not the one I downloaded.  I just went for the one with the most seeders (2000+). 
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: derspiess on July 23, 2009, 03:12:56 PM
Quote from: Judas Iscariot on July 23, 2009, 03:07:08 PM
Can we clone her? :perv:

I was gonna say there aren't nearly enough wimmen like her around.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Sophie Scholl on July 23, 2009, 03:14:08 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 23, 2009, 03:11:35 PM
Well crap I guess I am going to have to find it and put my computer in incredible danger now.  Thanks Stoney.
:whistle: Check your inbox.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: crazy canuck on July 23, 2009, 03:16:24 PM
Quote from: Judas Iscariot on July 23, 2009, 03:14:08 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 23, 2009, 03:11:35 PM
Well crap I guess I am going to have to find it and put my computer in incredible danger now.  Thanks Stoney.
:whistle: Check your inbox.

First observation.  Languish is dying.  How is it that this kind of thread doesnt originate in TBR.

Second observation.  A considerate person would share with everyone.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Sophie Scholl on July 23, 2009, 03:19:11 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 23, 2009, 03:16:24 PM
First observation.  Languish is dying.  How is it that this kind of thread doesnt originate in TBR.

Second observation.  A considerate person would share with everyone.
First Response:  I wouldn't know, as I don't have access anymore.  Jaron and I, the only people to lose TBR access! :lol:

Second Response:  I suppose I could, but initially it was only a few people wanting it, as most had gotten it via a torrent.  If there is a demand, I will post the link.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Josquius on July 23, 2009, 03:34:23 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 23, 2009, 03:16:24 PM
First observation.  Languish is dying.  How is it that this kind of thread doesnt originate in TBR.
If languish is dying than surely keeping the interesting threads where everyone can see them is the way? (tm)

Anyway.
To reply to the thread- who? what? eh?
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Jaron on July 23, 2009, 03:35:54 PM
This is sick. You guys are stupid for watching this. Don't give shit like this an audience.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Sophie Scholl on July 23, 2009, 03:37:24 PM
Quote from: Jaron on July 23, 2009, 03:35:54 PM
This is sick. You guys are stupid for watching this. Don't give shit like this an audience.
So do you want the link now or later? :lol:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Grey Fox on July 23, 2009, 03:37:52 PM
Check The Bay of Pirates, their torrent is good.

Re : PLJ Dude forgot his password, too lazy to re-register.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Razgovory on July 23, 2009, 03:39:19 PM
Pft.  You can easily get it off Rapidshare. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Sophie Scholl on July 23, 2009, 03:40:21 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 23, 2009, 03:39:19 PM
Pft.  You can easily get it off Rapidshare. :rolleyes:
Indeed....

Erin Andrews Video Linkage:
http://rapidshare.com/files/257151804/erAHotel.rar (http://rapidshare.com/files/257151804/erAHotel.rar)


-Credit to the OU and such.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 23, 2009, 03:40:42 PM
Quote from: Judas Iscariot on July 23, 2009, 03:19:11 PM
Second Response:  I suppose I could, but initially it was only a few people wanting it, as most had gotten it via a torrent.  If there is a demand, I will post the link.

Yes please.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Valmy on July 23, 2009, 03:41:35 PM
Quote from: Jaron on July 23, 2009, 03:35:54 PM
This is sick. You guys are stupid for watching this. Don't give shit like this an audience.

I have been: shamed by Jaron :(
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Sophie Scholl on July 23, 2009, 03:42:15 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 23, 2009, 03:41:35 PM
Quote from: Jaron on July 23, 2009, 03:35:54 PM
This is sick. You guys are stupid for watching this. Don't give shit like this an audience.

I have been: shamed by Jaron :(
Into not giving it a repeat view? :P
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Valmy on July 23, 2009, 03:42:58 PM
Quote from: Judas Iscariot on July 23, 2009, 03:42:15 PM
Into not giving it a repeat view? :P

Oh I am still going to watch it I will just be more ashamed while I am doing it.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: crazy canuck on July 23, 2009, 03:47:01 PM
I should have added a third observation - Stonewall, tell Peter to get his ass back here.  The place isnt the same without him.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2009, 03:54:47 PM
Fucking .rar files.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Jaron on July 23, 2009, 03:56:14 PM
RAWR
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: derspiess on July 23, 2009, 03:56:25 PM
The bay o' pirates file downloaded as a nice, neat little .wmv file.  Only took a couple minutes, to boot :)
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Kleves on July 23, 2009, 03:59:22 PM
Well, this can do nothing but help her career.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: derspiess on July 23, 2009, 04:01:29 PM
Quote from: Kleves on July 23, 2009, 03:59:22 PM
Well, this can do nothing but help her career.

I'll be watching her more intently, that's fo' sho'.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Sophie Scholl on July 23, 2009, 04:10:37 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2009, 03:54:47 PM
Fucking .rar files.
Is there any other type of download these days? :huh:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 23, 2009, 05:04:53 PM
Who is this broad?
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Razgovory on July 23, 2009, 05:08:03 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 23, 2009, 05:04:53 PM
Who is this broad?

Someone who apperently doesn't wear clothes.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Valmy on July 23, 2009, 05:09:39 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 23, 2009, 05:04:53 PM
Who is this broad?

Annoying side line sports babe.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 23, 2009, 05:13:10 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 23, 2009, 05:09:39 PM
Annoying side line sports babe.
grazie

I can only think of one who's reasonably attractive.

Seriously.  It's a pure ditz job, don't you think they could do a better job filling the position with eye candy?
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Stonewall on July 23, 2009, 05:31:08 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 23, 2009, 05:13:10 PM
I can only think of one who's reasonably attractive.

You can add Ms. Andrews to your list.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.suntimes.com%2Fsportsprose%2Ferinandrews.jpg&hash=16e8071fe7614a98db5f1056728bcb03539ea615)
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Kleves on July 23, 2009, 05:32:49 PM
If nothing else, she has the sasquatch walk down pat.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Alcibiades on July 23, 2009, 05:34:33 PM
Gorgeous body.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 23, 2009, 05:36:32 PM
I think she and her amazing underwater breathing aparatus have been featured on Languish before.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: DGuller on July 23, 2009, 05:38:42 PM
Something about her body proportions is a bit off, though.  It almost looks cartoonish.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: KRonn on July 23, 2009, 05:45:02 PM
I won't bother with it at all, a nasty violation of the woman's privacy and respect, which was also a crime committed against her. They'll catch the fools who did it.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Grey Fox on July 23, 2009, 05:47:02 PM
Probably not, no.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2009, 05:48:19 PM
Although I despise her, and her over saturation on ESPN (and NCAA '10), I'd still use her as a flotation device.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 23, 2009, 05:48:41 PM
I suspect she staged it to get herself tons of free publicity, a tactic which has quite obviously worked.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2009, 05:51:52 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 23, 2009, 05:47:02 PM
Probably not, no.

They'll figure out where it was, because she'll tell them, and they'll find out who worked that night, because it was most likely an employee.
Then, if it's recent enough, they'll review the hotel camera tapes/DVR.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Grey Fox on July 23, 2009, 05:59:42 PM
and then?
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2009, 06:01:02 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 23, 2009, 05:59:42 PM
and then?

And then the phonebooks come out.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Kleves on July 23, 2009, 06:03:40 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 23, 2009, 05:38:42 PM
Something about her body proportions is a bit off, though.  It almost looks cartoonish.
:yes: I wouldn't hit it, as I fear I would fail my saving throw against her 3d6+4 Elbows of Pointyness. 
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2009, 06:05:08 PM
Quote from: Kleves on July 23, 2009, 06:03:40 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 23, 2009, 05:38:42 PM
Something about her body proportions is a bit off, though.  It almost looks cartoonish.
:nod: I wouldn't hit it, as I fear I would fail my saving throw against her 3d6+4 Elbows of Pointyness.

:lol:So typical.  it's about time somebody applied The Languish Internet Chick Standard to this thread already.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 23, 2009, 06:09:48 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 23, 2009, 05:38:42 PM
Something about her body proportions is a bit off, though.  It almost looks cartoonish.
The Caligas of the world, who probably constitute a majority of sports fans in this country, demanded implants.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: DGuller on July 23, 2009, 06:14:45 PM
I just realized that she reminds me of Jessica Rabbit.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Neil on July 23, 2009, 06:29:29 PM
Quote from: Kleves on July 23, 2009, 06:03:40 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 23, 2009, 05:38:42 PM
Something about her body proportions is a bit off, though.  It almost looks cartoonish.
:nod: I wouldn't hit it, as I fear I would fail my saving throw against her 3d6+4 Elbows of Pointyness.
Elbows aren't pointy enough.  Look at that photo.  She looks like fucking Stretch Armstrong.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Octavian on July 23, 2009, 06:44:58 PM
Boring

I'm disappointed
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: sbr on July 23, 2009, 09:01:53 PM
I promise to feel very guilty while watching it.

The first time.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: derspiess on July 23, 2009, 10:48:33 PM
Quote from: KRonn on July 23, 2009, 05:45:02 PM
a nasty violation of the woman's privacy and respect, which was also a crime committed against her. They'll catch the fools who did it.

Agree, but on the other hand I wonder if they take requests  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Kleves on July 24, 2009, 12:21:00 AM
Quote from: KRonn on July 23, 2009, 05:45:02 PM
They'll catch the fools who did it.
Oh God, please let it have been Rachel Nichols in some kinky sex thing.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: sbr on July 24, 2009, 12:23:25 AM
Quote from: Kleves on July 24, 2009, 12:21:00 AM
Quote from: KRonn on July 23, 2009, 05:45:02 PM
They'll catch the fools who did it.
Oh God, please let it have been Rachel Nichols in some kinky sex thing.
:yes: :mmm:  :boff:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: sbr on July 24, 2009, 12:51:53 AM
I would never imply that this video is anything more than some sick perverted psycho invading the privacy of Ms. Andrews, but:

Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 05:38:32 AM
:yes: I'm telling you: staged.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 24, 2009, 05:40:39 AM
Can you make out here bush do?
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: grumbler on July 24, 2009, 06:22:17 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 05:38:32 AM
:yes: I'm telling you: staged.
I had to view this in order to judge, but I agree.  Staged.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: grumbler on July 24, 2009, 06:23:22 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 24, 2009, 05:40:39 AM
Can you make out here bush do?
Yeah.  It is hard to see clearly, but I think it is shaved into letters spelling out "in case of rape, this side up."
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 06:42:49 AM
Quote from: grumbler on July 24, 2009, 06:22:17 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 05:38:32 AM
:yes: I'm telling you: staged.
I had to view this in order to judge, but I agree.  Staged.
I just don't think too many women stand in front of a mirror in a hotel room totally nude, doing their hair while frequently rubbing their thighs and asses seductively.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 24, 2009, 06:47:28 AM
Has there been a criminal complaint filed or just PR statements?
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Neil on July 24, 2009, 06:48:36 AM
Everyone wanders around their hotel room naked.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 24, 2009, 06:49:33 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 06:42:49 AM
I just don't think too many women stand in front of a mirror in a hotel room totally nude, doing their hair while frequently rubbing their thighs and asses seductively.
Freshman year in college me and about 15 other guys watched from the dorm TV lounge while a chick in another wing of the building pranced around nude in front of her mirror.

Then when I was France I watched across a narrow alley at a young girl prancing around nude after a shower, until her mom noticed me and my three buds checking her out and threw a towel around her.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 06:53:38 AM
When I was a freshman in college, my dorm was like a high-rise with two adjacent towers like 100 feet apart (the building is called Warren Towers, I think it's rather (in)famous).  There was a hot chick in a room on my floor in an adjacent tower who I used to see topless all the time in her room, but at most she'd brush her hair out before putting a bra on.... and yes her cans were HUGE :perv:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: crazy canuck on July 24, 2009, 09:24:43 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 23, 2009, 05:38:42 PM
Something about her body proportions is a bit off, though.  It almost looks cartoonish.

I think the more likely conclusion to draw is that the people you are most familiar with are a bit off proportion wise and so when you see someone perfectly proportioned it seems foriegn to you.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Berkut on July 24, 2009, 09:25:49 AM
There is nothing at all wrong with her proportions.

Staged or not, she is one rather impressively put together woman.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: crazy canuck on July 24, 2009, 09:25:54 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 06:42:49 AM
I just don't think too many women stand in front of a mirror in a hotel room totally nude, doing their hair while frequently rubbing their thighs and asses seductively.

You have to have more experience watching women grooming themselves.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: DGuller on July 24, 2009, 09:28:45 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 24, 2009, 09:24:43 AM
I think the more likely conclusion to draw is that the people you are most familiar with are a bit off proportion wise and so when you see someone perfectly proportioned it seems foriegn to you.
I've seen plenty of women.  I do have Internet, you know? 
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: crazy canuck on July 24, 2009, 09:39:24 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 24, 2009, 09:28:45 AM
I've seen plenty of women.  I do have Internet, you know?

Get out a bit more and look at real people, not air brushed fakes, and you will see that she is very well proportioned.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: DGuller on July 24, 2009, 09:46:59 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 24, 2009, 09:39:24 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 24, 2009, 09:28:45 AM
I've seen plenty of women.  I do have Internet, you know?

Get out a bit more and look at real people, not air brushed fakes, and you will see that she is very well proportioned.
Your assumption about my taste in women is very amusing to me.  I'm about as close to the opposite of the stereotype you're assuming me to be as you can be.  For one, fakeness of any kind, particularly in the boob area, is a big turnoff for me.  I just don't find Erin Andrews' proportions to be that attractive.  IMO, her legs and boobs are too big for her torso.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Valmy on July 24, 2009, 09:48:04 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 24, 2009, 09:46:59 AM
IMO, her legs and boobs are too big

Fail
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 09:49:59 AM
DGuller, unsurprisingly given his Slavic roots, has a gnome fetish. :)
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Malthus on July 24, 2009, 09:57:01 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 09:49:59 AM
DGuller, unsurprisingly given his Slavic roots, has a gnome fetish. :)

Wouldn't that be Germans who have a gnome fetish?  :contract:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:06:07 AM
No, Germans have a David Hasselhoff fetish.  :huh:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: crazy canuck on July 24, 2009, 10:14:40 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 24, 2009, 09:46:59 AM
her legs and boobs are too big for her torso.

Ok, given your insistance that you do not live a sheltered life the only other conclusion we can draw is that you have very poor judgment.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 24, 2009, 10:19:37 AM
While I find her proportions pleasing, they are quite clearly unnatural. Women that skinny are not going to have such large breasts without implants.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Berkut on July 24, 2009, 10:21:58 AM
They aren't that large - looks like a C cup.

And you are completely wrong anyway, I had a friend in high school who had DD who was skinny as a rail. I am pretty sure she didn't have a boob job, since she hated them.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: DisturbedPervert on July 24, 2009, 10:22:09 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 24, 2009, 09:46:59 AMIMO, her legs and boobs are too big for her torso.

Not enough cock.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Valmy on July 24, 2009, 10:25:09 AM
Quote from: Berkut on July 24, 2009, 10:21:58 AM
I had a friend in high school who had DD who was skinny as a rail.

:mmm:

Sorry what were you saying?
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Berkut on July 24, 2009, 10:28:20 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 24, 2009, 10:25:09 AM
Quote from: Berkut on July 24, 2009, 10:21:58 AM
I had a friend in high school who had DD who was skinny as a rail.

:mmm:

Sorry what were you saying?

She was adorable, in fact. A year ahead of me, and I had a huge crush on her. Best part was that she was really smart - I got to know here in honors physics.

Sadly she went off to college, and came back pregnant, and refused to speak to anyone about what happened. She had the child, put it up for adoption, and then kind of dissapeared a year or so later. The smart, funny, and generally awesome girl who left Derby was gone when she came back. She never went out, hardly spoke to her friends, and was clearly very depressed.

Story was (and who knows if it was true) was that she was raped at some frat party.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:30:09 AM
I should check in on the couple of girls with enormous hooters I used to lust after in high school and see what they're up to.  Facebook should be of assistance here. :smarty:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Valmy on July 24, 2009, 10:32:24 AM
Quote from: Berkut on July 24, 2009, 10:28:20 AM
She was adorable, in fact. A year ahead of me, and I had a huge crush on her. Best part was that she was really smart - I got to know here in honors physics.

Sadly she went off to college, and came back pregnant, and refused to speak to anyone about what happened. She had the child, put it up for adoption, and then kind of dissapeared a year or so later. The smart, funny, and generally awesome girl who left Derby was gone when she came back. She never went out, hardly spoke to her friends, and was clearly very depressed.

Story was (and who knows if it was true) was that she was raped at some frat party.

Wow what a sad story. :(

But then I was pretty depressed and emo from when I left for college until I was 25 or so.  Hopefuly that was it just that and she wasn't raped.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: HVC on July 24, 2009, 10:32:36 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:30:09 AM
I should check in on the couple of girls with enormous hooters I used to lust after in high school and see what they're up to.  Facebook should be of assistance here. :smarty:
Be prepared for the shock of your memories being crushed :P
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 24, 2009, 10:34:44 AM
Quote from: Berkut on July 24, 2009, 10:21:58 AM
And you are completely wrong anyway, I had a friend in high school who had DD who was skinny as a rail. I am pretty sure she didn't have a boob job, since she hated them.

I don't mean that it can't happen, but that it's so rare that it looks artificial when it does.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:38:05 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 24, 2009, 10:32:24 AM
But then I was pretty depressed and emo from when I left for college until I was 25 or so.  Hopefuly that was it just that and she wasn't raped.
Were you: raped  :(
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:38:38 AM
Quote from: HVC on July 24, 2009, 10:32:36 AM
Be prepared for the shock of your memories being crushed :P
Crushed by their huge jugs? :perv:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Valmy on July 24, 2009, 10:40:25 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:38:05 AM
Were you: raped  :(

No, even worse, I was a: virgin...until I was 23.  The funniest thing about that was people kept congratulating me for my strong morale fiber and commitment to traditional values...when it was entirely due to incompetence with the opposite gender.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: crazy canuck on July 24, 2009, 10:44:01 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 24, 2009, 10:19:37 AM
While I find her proportions pleasing, they are quite clearly unnatural. Women that skinny are not going to have such large breasts without implants.

As with DGuller.  You really should get out more.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:48:20 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 24, 2009, 10:40:25 AM
No, even worse, I was a: virgin...until I was 23.  The funniest thing about that was people kept congratulating me for my strong morale fiber and commitment to traditional values...when it was entirely due to incompetence with the opposite gender.
:nelson

I had trouble with girls till I got to college.  Then, like magic, the poon started to floweth.

Two reasons for the changeover.  1) I grew facial hair which made my face look less fat and covered up the troublesome acne on my chin, and 2) Jewesses.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:48:57 AM
My Facebook review = completed.  Well, that was interesting.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: HVC on July 24, 2009, 10:50:59 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:48:57 AM
My Facebook review = completed.  Well, that was interesting.
Interesting = Crushed memories, right? :P
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: derspiess on July 24, 2009, 10:51:53 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 24, 2009, 10:19:37 AM
While I find her proportions pleasing, they are quite clearly unnatural. Women that skinny are not going to have such large breasts without implants.

I don't think they're out of proportion with her hips.  I wouldn't consider her top-heavy at all (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 24, 2009, 10:52:51 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:48:20 AM
I had trouble with girls till I got to college.  Then, like magic, the poon started to floweth.

:lol: You had 2 girlfriends and married the second one. I guess the secret to flowing poon is monogamy?
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:55:02 AM
@HVC
No, not at all... although oddly I didn't see profiles for any of the chicks I was thinking of.

But what I did see flies in the face of 'conventional wisdom' that the "hot chicks" in high school get fat and ugly.  On the contrary, the girls who were hot in high school are either still as hot now as they were then, or in fact even hotter than before.  Alot of the girls who were on the plain side have become hot too.

Possible counterpoints to this finding:

Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:55:36 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 24, 2009, 10:52:51 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:48:20 AM
I had trouble with girls till I got to college.  Then, like magic, the poon started to floweth.

:lol: You had 2 girlfriends and married the second one. I guess the secret to flowing poon is monogamy?
Two girlfriends != only two girls who were messed around with.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 24, 2009, 10:55:55 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 24, 2009, 10:51:53 AM
I don't think they're out of proportion with her hips.  I wouldn't consider her top-heavy at all (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Ok, ok. Statement withdrawn.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: derspiess on July 24, 2009, 10:57:14 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 10:48:57 AM
My Facebook review = completed.  Well, that was interesting.

I was gonna warn you not to do it.  I was horrified to see what had become of some girls, some of whom I knew & some I was just acquainted with.

On the other hand, there was one gal who was an unattractive (to me, anyway, even though she was semi-popular & a cheerleader), freckly beanpole & now looks gorgeous.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 11:01:20 AM
One of the girls from my highschool class friended me out of the blue a few months back.  I barely knew her then (she was very quiet) but remembered her as fat and kinda ugly.  I was like "I wonder what Jessica wants with me" but accepted the friend request anyway and clicked through to her profile.

My initial thought after thumbing through her photos was "Why the fuck didn't I get to know her better?"  HOTT as fuck now. :(

But then I noticed that she's now an elementary school teacher :x
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: derspiess on July 24, 2009, 11:09:30 AM
I ran across my first girlfriend (from 9th grade) last week.  She lives in Hawaii, has an odd last name and is so fat I'd never recognize her. 
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Ed Anger on July 24, 2009, 11:12:00 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 11:01:20 AM
One of the girls from my highschool class friended me out of the blue a few months back.  I barely knew her then (she was very quiet) but remembered her as fat and kinda ugly.  I was like "I wonder what Jessica wants with me" but accepted the friend request anyway and clicked through to her profile.

My initial thought after thumbing through her photos was "Why the fuck didn't I get to know her better?"  HOTT as fuck now. :(

But then I noticed that she's now an elementary school teacher :x

HOLY FUCK THAT IS HOT. Teachers = wild in the sack.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 11:14:56 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 24, 2009, 11:12:00 AM
HOLY FUCK THAT IS HOT. Teachers = wild in the sack.
My mother is a teacher :ultra:

OTOH, this girl is engaged to a dentist who looks like he's about 60.  HELLO, DADDY ISSUES. :perv:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: HVC on July 24, 2009, 11:16:46 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 24, 2009, 10:57:14 AM
on the other hand, there was one gal who was an unattractive (to me, anyway, even though she was semi-popular & a cheerleader), freckly beanpole & now looks gorgeous.
I recently saw one girl who i knew in high school. She was, lets say, aesthetically challenged in school. Definitely not popular and all around awkward. But damn did she grew up well. Should have known back then because her mom was definitely in the MILF category.

Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 24, 2009, 12:29:01 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 24, 2009, 09:46:59 AMI just don't find Erin Andrews' proportions to be that attractive.  IMO, her legs and boobs are too big for her torso.

There's no such thing as a woman with too much leg.  Fag.


All you internetards passing judgement on Erin Andrews are simply too used to the mud ducks, pudge pots and chubbos you deal with in your real lives. 
Andrews is a statuesque as a goddess, as only former Florida Gator dancing cheerleaders could be.

Although, Jill Arrington is hotter overall, although she's dropped out of football reportage.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Alcibiades on July 24, 2009, 04:58:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 24, 2009, 12:29:01 PM
Although, Jill Arrington is hotter overall, although she's dropped out of football reportage.

Ooomph!    :blush:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe187%2Fwhiteynelson%2Funcle%2520rico%2Fines1.jpg&hash=d87350f8be20fb52e13a51b176a2669e4e3f7167)
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Tonitrus on July 24, 2009, 06:24:50 PM
When did they start making jeans out of spandex?
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: grumbler on July 24, 2009, 06:26:24 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 24, 2009, 06:24:50 PM
When did they start making jeans out of spandex?
Looks like she just painted those jeans on!  :lol:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: derspiess on July 24, 2009, 06:27:41 PM
Would this be a bad time to post my sideline footage of Holly Rowe?  :D
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Ed Anger on July 24, 2009, 06:28:19 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 24, 2009, 06:27:41 PM
Would this be a bad time to post my sideline footage of Holly Rowe?  :D

:mad:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Neil on July 24, 2009, 06:31:02 PM
Jill certainly looks like she could take a dick, and judging from the flashiness of her wardrobe, she would do so for twenty bucks.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Alcibiades on July 24, 2009, 06:54:16 PM
Just because you're wife can't fit in anything other than a moo moo....   :D


(For the record, no idea what his wife looks like.)
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Jaron on July 24, 2009, 06:55:04 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on July 24, 2009, 06:54:16 PM
Just because you're wife can't fit in anything other than a moo moo....   :D

Fail. :weep:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: MadImmortalMan on July 24, 2009, 08:02:26 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 24, 2009, 06:24:50 PM
When did they start making jeans out of spandex?

You laugh, but that's exactly what they are. My wife wears some like that too. They're X% spandex and X% denim.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Tonitrus on July 24, 2009, 08:20:16 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on July 24, 2009, 08:02:26 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 24, 2009, 06:24:50 PM
When did they start making jeans out of spandex?

You laugh, but that's exactly what they are. My wife wears some like that too. They're X% spandex and X% denim.

I don't laugh, I usually stare.  ;)
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 24, 2009, 08:27:22 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on July 24, 2009, 04:58:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 24, 2009, 12:29:01 PM
Although, Jill Arrington is hotter overall, although she's dropped out of football reportage.

Ooomph!    :blush:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe187%2Fwhiteynelson%2Funcle%2520rico%2Fines1.jpg&hash=d87350f8be20fb52e13a51b176a2669e4e3f7167)

Uh, dude, that's not Jill Arrington.  That's Inez Sainz, a Mexican TV soccer analyst.

This is Jill Arrington:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.xomba.com%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fjill.arrington-blonde.preview.jpg&hash=3344b3eeed1e725892099d3f8cb0fca7fd011c27)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.desipio.com%2Fimages%2Farrington_jill.jpg&hash=beeeb7972ab9f6cb80cf85b923fb12cf598a7e42)
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 08:43:22 PM
I like the Latina better.  I wonder if she is wise :)
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Alcibiades on July 24, 2009, 09:21:46 PM
She was the one named under those pics.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Alcibiades on July 24, 2009, 09:22:49 PM
Either way, I like mine better.   :D
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Tonitrus on July 24, 2009, 09:31:00 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 24, 2009, 08:43:22 PM
I like the Latina better.  I wonder if she is wise :)

I'll go with Jill.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: sbr on July 25, 2009, 02:34:59 AM
Latina with the booty for me please.  :perv:
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 27, 2009, 10:01:51 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 23, 2009, 03:42:58 PM
Quote from: Judas Iscariot on July 23, 2009, 03:42:15 PM
Into not giving it a repeat view? :P

Oh I am still going to watch it I will just be more ashamed while I am doing it.
Shame just makes it more hot.
Title: Re: Erin Andrews Video
Post by: Lndhand on July 27, 2009, 02:09:38 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 23, 2009, 03:47:01 PM
I should have added a third observation - Stonewall, tell Peter to get his ass back here.  The place isnt the same without him.

Peter says that his password does not work and it won't remail it to him (whatever that means).  I guess he needs to re-register.  He further stated that he has had a summer of boat troubles but is loving his new 4 wheel drive offroad suv (read - Land Rover).  He has been busy, but misses all of you (except for a few and he said you know who you are).   :D