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Title: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 10, 2017, 04:15:49 AM
Finally, a pointless act of violence that Lanugishites completely understand.  :sleep:

http://okcfox.com/news/local/police-fight-over-star-wars-and-star-trek-led-to-assault

QuoteOKLAHOMA CITY (KOKH) — Police say a fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.

Jerome Dewayne Whyte, 23, was arrested July 1 on a complaint of assault and battery, possession of marijuana and outstanding Oklahoma County warrants.
Oklahoma City Police Department reports show that Whyte and another man were in the living room of an apartment in the 1400 block of NW 16 Street when they began arguing if Star Wars or Star Trek was better. The victim told police he became frustrated and stated "You're just a trick" before walking back to his room.

Whyte allegedly followed the man and shoved him to the ground. The victim got back up and told police he stated "You wanna replay that?" and was once again shoved to the ground. Police say Whyte then wrapped his arm around the victim's neck and began choking him. The victim was near unconsciousness when he pulled out a pocket knife. Whyte let go and reached for the knife, cutting himself. He then left the room.

Police later arrested Whyte and booked him into the Oklahoma County Jail.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 10, 2017, 04:43:29 AM
When questioned by police, Whyte responded "did I do that?"
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 10, 2017, 06:04:49 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 10, 2017, 04:15:49 AM
Finally, a pointless act of violence that Lanugishites completely understand.  :sleep:

On the contrary, crash helmet.  This is the kind of violence that actually has a point.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Iormlund on July 10, 2017, 07:48:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxAEo3CWeq8
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Agelastus on July 10, 2017, 09:02:56 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 10, 2017, 04:15:49 AM
Finally, a pointless act of violence that Lanugishites completely understand.  :sleep:

:hmm:

"Lanugish"? Sounds Sumerian but I don't recognise the name.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: dps on July 10, 2017, 09:08:05 AM
Oh, those poor, poor Korean students.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: The Minsky Moment on July 10, 2017, 10:02:57 AM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 10, 2017, 09:02:56 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 10, 2017, 04:15:49 AM
Finally, a pointless act of violence that Lanugishites completely understand.  :sleep:

:hmm:

"Lanugish"? Sounds Sumerian but I don't recognise the name.

At least he got the "shite" part right.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: mongers on July 10, 2017, 12:10:43 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on July 10, 2017, 10:02:57 AM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 10, 2017, 09:02:56 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 10, 2017, 04:15:49 AM
Finally, a pointless act of violence that Lanugishites completely understand.  :sleep:

:hmm:

"Lanugish"? Sounds Sumerian but I don't recognise the name.

At least he got the "shite" part right.

Therefore there's a Sunni version of Languish? :unsure:
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Oexmelin on July 10, 2017, 12:19:05 PM
The metro?
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2017, 12:26:03 PM
Are you unfamiliar with OKC's vast underground rail network?
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Berkut on July 10, 2017, 12:35:07 PM
What a completely pointless piece of news.

Newsflash: Smomewhere, right now, two morons are fighting over something stupid. Someone call Timmay!!!!
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: HVC on July 10, 2017, 12:40:15 PM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2017, 12:35:07 PM
What a completely pointless piece of news.

Newsflash: Smomewhere, right now, two morons are fighting over something stupid. Someone call Timmay!!!!

Are you and Timmy now fighting over something pointless? Languish is going to finally make the news. And not how we all assumed it would someday happen because Seedy snapped and shot someone
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2017, 12:46:21 PM
Can we fight over something pointless HVC?
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: HVC on July 10, 2017, 01:03:36 PM
Frances revolution was a mistake. they should have kept the glorious monarchy.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 10, 2017, 01:07:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2017, 01:03:36 PM
Frances revolution was a mistake. they should have kept the glorious monarchy.

You should have started smaller, like insulting UT-A football or something.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: HVC on July 10, 2017, 01:10:22 PM
I don't know enough about college football to hit where it hurts.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2017, 01:18:32 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2017, 01:03:36 PM
Frances revolution was a mistake. they should have kept the glorious monarchy.

Are you implying this question is pointless? You eggplant piece of crap!
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: HVC on July 10, 2017, 01:52:12 PM
You're right Eddie, I went too deep too fast and he lashed out :weep:
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2017, 01:54:09 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2017, 01:52:12 PM
You're right Eddie, I went too deep too fast and he lashed out :weep:

:ultra: YOU JUST EARNED AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!!!11
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: HVC on July 10, 2017, 01:55:46 PM
whatever ever happened to Fraternity?
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Tonitrus on July 10, 2017, 04:23:13 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2017, 01:55:46 PM
whatever ever happened to Fraternity?
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emersonkent.com%2Fimages%2Fguillotine.jpg&hash=e9e1e13dde3009920dd367ca0697fd74d9d094fb)
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 10, 2017, 04:27:20 PM
I wonder if the guy on the left is feeling inadequate due to his small guillotine.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: celedhring on July 10, 2017, 04:30:54 PM
So, what was the conclusion to the argument? Which one is better?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 10, 2017, 04:32:54 PM
Quote from: celedhring on July 10, 2017, 04:30:54 PM
So, what was the conclusion to the argument? Which one is better?  :hmm:

Republicanism.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 10, 2017, 06:24:39 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2017, 01:55:46 PM
whatever ever happened to Fraternity?

Stupid Alpha Betas got their charter pulled.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Ed Anger on July 10, 2017, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2017, 01:10:22 PM
I don't know enough about college football to hit where it hurts.

Fag.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: HVC on July 10, 2017, 07:49:42 PM
Hey, not all of us have gimpiness induced free time to follow unlimited sports. College football didn't make the cut.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Ed Anger on July 10, 2017, 08:20:39 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2017, 07:49:42 PM
Hey, not all of us have gimpiness induced free time to follow unlimited sports. College football didn't make the cut.

Eggplant fag.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: HVC on July 10, 2017, 08:23:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 10, 2017, 08:20:39 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2017, 07:49:42 PM
Hey, not all of us have gimpiness induced free time to follow unlimited sports. College football didn't make the cut.

Eggplant fag.

Aww, don't worry, I still like ya. Hobble over for a hug :console:
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 10, 2017, 08:34:06 PM
What sports did "make the cut"? :yeahright:
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: dps on July 10, 2017, 11:14:58 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on July 10, 2017, 08:34:06 PM
What sports did "make the cut"? :yeahright:

He's in Canada, so I'm guessing the one sport Canadians are best at--curling.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: celedhring on July 11, 2017, 02:55:58 AM
I studied at Columbia, not following college sports was a necessity there. God are they awful.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: derspiess on July 11, 2017, 10:43:12 AM
Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2017, 12:40:15 PM
And not how we all assumed it would someday happen because Seedy snapped and shot someone

Seedy comes across as more of a hostage crisis guy.  Which I guess could involve shooting.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 11, 2017, 10:45:02 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 11, 2017, 10:43:12 AM
Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2017, 12:40:15 PM
And not how we all assumed it would someday happen because Seedy snapped and shot someone

Seedy comes across as more of a hostage crisis guy.  Which I guess could involve shooting.

I don't bother taking hostages anymore.
Title: Re: Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.
Post by: The Minsky Moment on July 13, 2017, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on July 10, 2017, 04:27:20 PM
I wonder if the guy on the left is feeling inadequate due to his small guillotine.  :hmm:

That' the women's guillotine.
"Fraternity" does not mean gender equality