Fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.

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jimmy olsen

July 10, 2017, 04:15:49 AM
Finally, a pointless act of violence that Lanugishites completely understand.  :sleep:

http://okcfox.com/news/local/police-fight-over-star-wars-and-star-trek-led-to-assault

QuoteOKLAHOMA CITY (KOKH) — Police say a fight over Star Trek and Star Wars led to an assault in the metro.

Jerome Dewayne Whyte, 23, was arrested July 1 on a complaint of assault and battery, possession of marijuana and outstanding Oklahoma County warrants.
Oklahoma City Police Department reports show that Whyte and another man were in the living room of an apartment in the 1400 block of NW 16 Street when they began arguing if Star Wars or Star Trek was better. The victim told police he became frustrated and stated "You're just a trick" before walking back to his room.

Whyte allegedly followed the man and shoved him to the ground. The victim got back up and told police he stated "You wanna replay that?" and was once again shoved to the ground. Police say Whyte then wrapped his arm around the victim's neck and began choking him. The victim was near unconsciousness when he pulled out a pocket knife. Whyte let go and reached for the knife, cutting himself. He then left the room.

Police later arrested Whyte and booked him into the Oklahoma County Jail.
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#1
July 10, 2017, 04:43:29 AM
When questioned by police, Whyte responded "did I do that?"
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CountDeMoney

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July 10, 2017, 06:04:49 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 10, 2017, 04:15:49 AM
Finally, a pointless act of violence that Lanugishites completely understand.  :sleep:

On the contrary, crash helmet.  This is the kind of violence that actually has a point.

Agelastus

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July 10, 2017, 09:02:56 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 10, 2017, 04:15:49 AM
Finally, a pointless act of violence that Lanugishites completely understand.  :sleep:

:hmm:

"Lanugish"? Sounds Sumerian but I don't recognise the name.
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#5
July 10, 2017, 09:08:05 AM
Oh, those poor, poor Korean students.

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July 10, 2017, 10:02:57 AM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 10, 2017, 09:02:56 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 10, 2017, 04:15:49 AM
Finally, a pointless act of violence that Lanugishites completely understand.  :sleep:

:hmm:

"Lanugish"? Sounds Sumerian but I don't recognise the name.

At least he got the "shite" part right.
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July 10, 2017, 12:10:43 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on July 10, 2017, 10:02:57 AM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 10, 2017, 09:02:56 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 10, 2017, 04:15:49 AM
Finally, a pointless act of violence that Lanugishites completely understand.  :sleep:

:hmm:

"Lanugish"? Sounds Sumerian but I don't recognise the name.

At least he got the "shite" part right.

Therefore there's a Sunni version of Languish? :unsure:
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#8
July 10, 2017, 12:19:05 PM
The metro?
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Valmy

#9
July 10, 2017, 12:26:03 PM
Are you unfamiliar with OKC's vast underground rail network?
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July 10, 2017, 12:35:07 PM
What a completely pointless piece of news.

Newsflash: Smomewhere, right now, two morons are fighting over something stupid. Someone call Timmay!!!!
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#11
July 10, 2017, 12:40:15 PM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2017, 12:35:07 PM
What a completely pointless piece of news.

Newsflash: Smomewhere, right now, two morons are fighting over something stupid. Someone call Timmay!!!!

Are you and Timmy now fighting over something pointless? Languish is going to finally make the news. And not how we all assumed it would someday happen because Seedy snapped and shot someone
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#12
July 10, 2017, 12:46:21 PM
Can we fight over something pointless HVC?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

HVC

#13
July 10, 2017, 01:03:36 PM
Frances revolution was a mistake. they should have kept the glorious monarchy.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
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July 10, 2017, 01:07:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2017, 01:03:36 PM
Frances revolution was a mistake. they should have kept the glorious monarchy.

You should have started smaller, like insulting UT-A football or something.
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