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Title: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: Caliga on July 08, 2009, 12:38:13 PM
Oompa loompa doompedy-doo, I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa loompa doompedy-dee, if you were smart you'd listen to me. :(

QuoteMan Dies After Falling Into Vat of Chocolate
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 

A 22-year-old man died Wednesday after he fell into a vat of boiling chocolate at a manufacturing plant in New Jersey, police said.

The unidentified man, who worked at the Camden facility, had been in the melting pot for about 10 minutes by the time rescue crews arrived, MyFOXPhilly.com reported. By the time he was pulled out of the tank just after 11 a.m., he was already dead.

The plant is owned by Lyons and Sons.

The cause of the accident was not immediately known. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration was called in to investigate, MyFOXPhilly.com reported.
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: Alcibiades on July 08, 2009, 12:39:05 PM
 :face:
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: DisturbedPervert on July 08, 2009, 12:43:17 PM
What about the chocolate?   :(
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2009, 12:43:54 PM
CHOCOLATE IS PEOPLE :mmm:
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: Caliga on July 08, 2009, 12:45:18 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 08, 2009, 12:43:17 PM
What about the chocolate?   :(
It now has a slight pork flavor. :mmm:
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 08, 2009, 01:03:15 PM
Sounds like a horrific way to die.
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 08, 2009, 01:09:23 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 08, 2009, 01:03:15 PM
Sounds like a horrific way to die.
No kidding, I hope he went quick. :(
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: Caliga on July 08, 2009, 01:11:07 PM
Great, I feel like a jerk now. :(
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2009, 01:11:51 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 08, 2009, 01:09:23 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 08, 2009, 01:03:15 PM
Sounds like a horrific way to die.
No kidding, I hope he went quick. :(

That would have been the icing.
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: alfred russel on July 08, 2009, 01:18:45 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 08, 2009, 01:03:15 PM
Sounds like a horrific way to die.

:yes:

Death by Chocolate != Death by Boiling Chocolate
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: Queequeg on July 08, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 08, 2009, 01:18:45 PM
:yes:

Death by Chocolate != Death by Boiling Chocolate
And we're not even sure if it was sweetened or anything.  Pretty awful.  I'd imagine the novelty would sting a little bit.  "Great, 22 Years Old and I'll be known as the guy who died in fucking CHOCOLATE."
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 08, 2009, 03:35:06 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on July 08, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 08, 2009, 01:18:45 PM
:yes:

Death by Chocolate != Death by Boiling Chocolate
And we're not even sure if it was sweetened or anything.  Pretty awful.  I'd imagine the novelty would sting a little bit.  "Great, 22 Years Old and I'll be known as the guy who died in fucking CHOCOLATE."
I guess the biggers question is did he die by asphyxiation or was he burned alive first.
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2009, 03:40:06 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 08, 2009, 03:35:06 PM
I guess the biggers question is did he die by asphyxiation or was he burned alive first.


Quoteboiling chocolate
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: fhdz on July 08, 2009, 03:43:08 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 08, 2009, 01:11:07 PM
Great, I feel like a jerk now. :(

You're not fooling anybody, you know. :P
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: Ed Anger on July 08, 2009, 03:43:13 PM
I guess those Cadbury cream filled eggs will have an extra surprise in them now.
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: Jaron on July 08, 2009, 03:52:34 PM
Save some room for later!
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: grumbler on July 08, 2009, 08:42:00 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on July 08, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
And we're not even sure if it was sweetened or anything.  Pretty awful.  I'd imagine the novelty would sting a little bit.  "Great, 22 Years Old and I'll be known as the guy who died in fucking CHOCOLATE."
Yep.  He'll go down in history as a total dip.
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 08, 2009, 08:53:02 PM
Something was clearly wrong with him.  Most men his age would have tried to drown in cheap beer.
Title: Re: R.I.P. Augustus Gloop
Post by: The Larch on July 09, 2009, 03:30:09 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 08, 2009, 12:45:18 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 08, 2009, 12:43:17 PM
What about the chocolate?   :(
It now has a slight pork flavor. :mmm:

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