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R.I.P. Augustus Gloop

Started by Caliga, July 08, 2009, 12:38:13 PM

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Caliga

July 08, 2009, 12:38:13 PM
Oompa loompa doompedy-doo, I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa loompa doompedy-dee, if you were smart you'd listen to me. :(

QuoteMan Dies After Falling Into Vat of Chocolate
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 

A 22-year-old man died Wednesday after he fell into a vat of boiling chocolate at a manufacturing plant in New Jersey, police said.

The unidentified man, who worked at the Camden facility, had been in the melting pot for about 10 minutes by the time rescue crews arrived, MyFOXPhilly.com reported. By the time he was pulled out of the tank just after 11 a.m., he was already dead.

The plant is owned by Lyons and Sons.

The cause of the accident was not immediately known. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration was called in to investigate, MyFOXPhilly.com reported.
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Alcibiades

#1
July 08, 2009, 12:39:05 PM
 :face:
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DisturbedPervert

#2
July 08, 2009, 12:43:17 PM
What about the chocolate?   :(

Syt

#3
July 08, 2009, 12:43:54 PM
CHOCOLATE IS PEOPLE :mmm:
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Caliga

#4
July 08, 2009, 12:45:18 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 08, 2009, 12:43:17 PM
What about the chocolate?   :(
It now has a slight pork flavor. :mmm:
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Darth Wagtaros

#5
July 08, 2009, 01:03:15 PM
Sounds like a horrific way to die.
PDH!

jimmy olsen

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July 08, 2009, 01:09:23 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 08, 2009, 01:03:15 PM
Sounds like a horrific way to die.
No kidding, I hope he went quick. :(
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Caliga

#7
July 08, 2009, 01:11:07 PM
Great, I feel like a jerk now. :(
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Syt

#8
July 08, 2009, 01:11:51 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 08, 2009, 01:09:23 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 08, 2009, 01:03:15 PM
Sounds like a horrific way to die.
No kidding, I hope he went quick. :(

That would have been the icing.
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alfred russel

#9
July 08, 2009, 01:18:45 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 08, 2009, 01:03:15 PM
Sounds like a horrific way to die.

:yes:

Death by Chocolate != Death by Boiling Chocolate
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Queequeg

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July 08, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 08, 2009, 01:18:45 PM
:yes:

Death by Chocolate != Death by Boiling Chocolate
And we're not even sure if it was sweetened or anything.  Pretty awful.  I'd imagine the novelty would sting a little bit.  "Great, 22 Years Old and I'll be known as the guy who died in fucking CHOCOLATE."
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Darth Wagtaros

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July 08, 2009, 03:35:06 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on July 08, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 08, 2009, 01:18:45 PM
:yes:

Death by Chocolate != Death by Boiling Chocolate
And we're not even sure if it was sweetened or anything.  Pretty awful.  I'd imagine the novelty would sting a little bit.  "Great, 22 Years Old and I'll be known as the guy who died in fucking CHOCOLATE."
I guess the biggers question is did he die by asphyxiation or was he burned alive first.
PDH!

crazy canuck

#12
July 08, 2009, 03:40:06 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 08, 2009, 03:35:06 PM
I guess the biggers question is did he die by asphyxiation or was he burned alive first.


Quoteboiling chocolate

fhdz

#13
July 08, 2009, 03:43:08 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 08, 2009, 01:11:07 PM
Great, I feel like a jerk now. :(

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Ed Anger

#14
July 08, 2009, 03:43:13 PM
I guess those Cadbury cream filled eggs will have an extra surprise in them now.
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