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I haven't done an inane poll like this one in a while. :cool:

Nothing.  Hair isn't shaved, but it cut pretty short (maybe an inch long on top). :)

Pink Lotion or barring that...Dark & Lovely. -_-

So none of the above. :contract:

Razor blades.

Wax.

This is what I use:

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Iron 'Ore?

I use multiple hair products under the direct supervision of my professional hair stylist.

Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 26, 2017, 02:44:18 PM
I use multiple hair products under the direct supervision of my professional hair stylist.

That's why I use Iron Ore now.  My personal barber recommended it.  I used to use Prospectors Crude Oil but it is oil based and so it wears very heavily.  The one I use now is water based.

Just the comb and brush. Reminds me I should have it cut, since it's too long now.

(https://images1.jetcdn.net/md5/cc520c3fa92f274c0674dbd8e9d36db5.500)

Used to gel with Paul Mitchell.  Now it just flops around 70s style.

I use Vitalis, which I don't thick technically counts as any of those.

I put 'roids round my hairline for seborrheic dermatitis flare ups.

Quote from: Capetan Mihali on January 26, 2017, 03:39:11 PM
I put 'roids round my hairline for seborrheic dermatitis flare ups.

Come on.  We all know you just wanna hit more home runs.  'Cause chicks dig the longball.  :)

Nothing. Haven't had it cut in over a year and a half. Yes, I'm going for the aging grunge look. I don't give a fuck.

Nothing.  School regulations do not allow me to use any hair products, and I choose to obey the same rule. 

In response to the poll question: FUCK YOU.

Nothing.  Like a normal guy.
Occasionally comb.

https://youtu.be/-R1h2Df3Nrc?t=149

Quote from: Tyr on January 27, 2017, 02:30:32 AM
Nothing.  Like a normal guy.
Occasionally comb.

For once, Tyr's definition of "normal" is spot on.

I've actually bought hair gel for the 1st time in my life this week. I've always had my hair fairly short so I never needed anything, but in the last year or so I've decided to let it grow a bit more and it was getting too unruly for the comb alone.

Quote from: dps on January 26, 2017, 03:41:04 PM

Quote from: Capetan Mihali on January 26, 2017, 03:39:11 PM
I put 'roids round my hairline for seborrheic dermatitis flare ups.

Come on.  We all know you just wanna hit more home runs.  'Cause chicks dig the longball.  :)

:weep:  I've fully accepted the asterisk they've been buzzing into the top right of my hair.

Quote from: Monoriu on January 26, 2017, 07:51:58 PM
Nothing.  School regulations do not allow me to use any hair products, and I choose to obey the same rule. 

Huh.  I never envisioned you as having dreadlocks.

Quote from: Eddie Teach on January 27, 2017, 04:27:15 AM

Quote from: Tyr on January 27, 2017, 02:30:32 AM
Nothing.  Like a normal guy.
Occasionally comb.

For once, Tyr's definition of "normal" is spot on.

Yeah, I found it somewhat odd to be agreeing with Tyr 100%.  :D

Imagine that.  The guy with no job that takes shits in bushes goes au natural.

Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 27, 2017, 06:00:05 PM
Imagine that.  The guy with no job that takes shits in bushes goes au natural.

That explains the hostility, you're confusing me with some other guy, you know the one you don't like so much*



* not necessarily the guy in the mirror.  ;)

Eat me, Nature Boy.

Except from washing the hairs with shampoo, I put nothing on them.

Quote from: Rex Francorum on January 27, 2017, 06:23:27 PM
Except from washing the hairs with shampoo, I put nothing on them.

I also use conditioner. But yeah.

I've never got the separate shampoo and conditioner thing. The shampoo I always use is both.  Most seem to be

Sculpting clay when I can find it at the store.  Pomade when I can't (which is what I currently have).

Quote from: Tyr on January 28, 2017, 09:38:58 AM
I've never got the separate shampoo and conditioner thing. The shampoo I always use is both.  Most seem to be

I don't get using separate shampoo.

I just use my bodywash in my hair.  Soap is soap.

Quote from: Tyr on January 28, 2017, 09:38:58 AM
I've never got the separate shampoo and conditioner thing. The shampoo I always use is both.  Most seem to be

Ghetto.  That's why your shit's falling out.

Quote from: Barrister on January 28, 2017, 10:17:18 AM

Quote from: Tyr on January 28, 2017, 09:38:58 AM
I've never got the separate shampoo and conditioner thing. The shampoo I always use is both.  Most seem to be

I don't get using separate shampoo.

I just use my bodywash in my hair.  Soap is soap.

Soap tends to dry your hair out.  I generally just use soap, but then that's why I also use the Vitalis.

I use shampoo but other than that I just comb and brush it. 

Dirt.

I use conditioner every time I shower. I use shampoo when my hair needs it (maybe once every couple of weeks or so). Otherwise, just a brush is fine, thanks. :)

Quote from: dps on January 29, 2017, 03:49:58 PM

Quote from: Barrister on January 28, 2017, 10:17:18 AM

Quote from: Tyr on January 28, 2017, 09:38:58 AM
I've never got the separate shampoo and conditioner thing. The shampoo I always use is both.  Most seem to be

I don't get using separate shampoo.

I just use my bodywash in my hair.  Soap is soap.

Soap tends to dry your hair out.  I generally just use soap, but then that's why I also use the Vitalis.

Not really a concern if you keep your hair short though.

I agree if you have long hair you probably want to use some conditioner, and may not want to wash your hair every day.

Quote from: merithyn on January 30, 2017, 01:35:56 PM
I use conditioner every time I shower. I use shampoo when my hair needs it (maybe once every couple of weeks or so). Otherwise, just a brush is fine, thanks. :)

Huh. Weird.

Why do you so rarely use shampoo?

Quote from: Valmy on January 30, 2017, 07:06:23 PM

Quote from: merithyn on January 30, 2017, 01:35:56 PM
I use conditioner every time I shower. I use shampoo when my hair needs it (maybe once every couple of weeks or so). Otherwise, just a brush is fine, thanks. :)

Huh. Weird.

Why do you so rarely use shampoo?

I so rarely need it. :)

Until the 1970s, no one washed their hair every day. At most, it was done once a week. Like a good little child of the '80s, however, I bought into the whole "wash your hair every day" thing, and ended up with a really dry, itchy scalp that flaked terribly. When I was on bedrest with Riley, I was allowed to get up for very short periods of time, and I ended up only washing my hair every few days or so. The dryness went away. As time wore on, I started washing my hair less and less, only washing it when it obviously needed it. I condition it every time I shower, and brush it multiple times a day, and my hair and scalp have never been healthier.

I have been brainwashed by the bath products industrial complex  :mad:

I put butter in my hair.

My hair makes its own butter.

Quote from: merithyn on February 01, 2017, 07:55:44 PM

Quote from: Valmy on January 30, 2017, 07:06:23 PM

Quote from: merithyn on January 30, 2017, 01:35:56 PM
I use conditioner every time I shower. I use shampoo when my hair needs it (maybe once every couple of weeks or so). Otherwise, just a brush is fine, thanks. :)

Huh. Weird.

Why do you so rarely use shampoo?

I so rarely need it. :)

Until the 1970s, no one washed their hair every day. At most, it was done once a week. Like a good little child of the '80s, however, I bought into the whole "wash your hair every day" thing, and ended up with a really dry, itchy scalp that flaked terribly. When I was on bedrest with Riley, I was allowed to get up for very short periods of time, and I ended up only washing my hair every few days or so. The dryness went away. As time wore on, I started washing my hair less and less, only washing it when it obviously needed it. I condition it every time I shower, and brush it multiple times a day, and my hair and scalp have never been healthier.

This is the most sensible thing you ever said.

Use conditioning on my hair.  I ring a bell and the hair moves into the correct place.

Quote from: Razgovory on February 02, 2017, 11:59:51 AM
Use conditioning on my hair.  I ring a bell and the hair moves into the correct place.

I laughed.

Quote from: Grey Fox on February 02, 2017, 10:47:12 AM

Quote from: merithyn on February 01, 2017, 07:55:44 PM
I so rarely need it. :)

Until the 1970s, no one washed their hair every day. At most, it was done once a week. Like a good little child of the '80s, however, I bought into the whole "wash your hair every day" thing, and ended up with a really dry, itchy scalp that flaked terribly. When I was on bedrest with Riley, I was allowed to get up for very short periods of time, and I ended up only washing my hair every few days or so. The dryness went away. As time wore on, I started washing my hair less and less, only washing it when it obviously needed it. I condition it every time I shower, and brush it multiple times a day, and my hair and scalp have never been healthier.

This is the most sensible thing you ever said.

:mellow:

I'm a very sensible woman.