What do you put in your hair?

[Caliga]

I haven't done an inane poll like this one in a while.

[Barrister]

Nothing.  Hair isn't shaved, but it cut pretty short (maybe an inch long on top).

[garbon]

Pink Lotion or barring that...Dark & Lovely.

So none of the above.

[HVC]

Razor blades.

[The Brain]

Wax.

[Caliga]

This is what I use:

[The Brain]

Iron 'Ore?

[CountDeMoney]

I use multiple hair products under the direct supervision of my professional hair stylist.

[Caliga]

I use multiple hair products under the direct supervision of my professional hair stylist.

That's why I use Iron Ore now.  My personal barber recommended it.  I used to use Prospectors Crude Oil but it is oil based and so it wears very heavily.  The one I use now is water based.

[celedhring]

Just the comb and brush. Reminds me I should have it cut, since it's too long now.

[derspiess]

[Admiral Yi]

Used to gel with Paul Mitchell.  Now it just flops around 70s style.

[dps]

I use Vitalis, which I don't thick technically counts as any of those.

[Capetan Mihali]

I put 'roids round my hairline for seborrheic dermatitis flare ups.

[dps]

I put 'roids round my hairline for seborrheic dermatitis flare ups.

Come on.  We all know you just wanna hit more home runs.  'Cause chicks dig the longball.