What do you put in your hair?

[Josquius]

I've never got the separate shampoo and conditioner thing. The shampoo I always use is both.  Most seem to be

[DontSayBanana]

Sculpting clay when I can find it at the store.  Pomade when I can't (which is what I currently have).

[Barrister]

I've never got the separate shampoo and conditioner thing. The shampoo I always use is both.  Most seem to be

I don't get using separate shampoo.

I just use my bodywash in my hair.  Soap is soap.

[CountDeMoney]

I've never got the separate shampoo and conditioner thing. The shampoo I always use is both.  Most seem to be

Ghetto.  That's why your shit's falling out.

[dps]

I've never got the separate shampoo and conditioner thing. The shampoo I always use is both.  Most seem to be

I don't get using separate shampoo.

I just use my bodywash in my hair.  Soap is soap.

Soap tends to dry your hair out.  I generally just use soap, but then that's why I also use the Vitalis.

[KRonn]

I use shampoo but other than that I just comb and brush it. 

[Grey Fox]

Dirt.

[merithyn]

I use conditioner every time I shower. I use shampoo when my hair needs it (maybe once every couple of weeks or so). Otherwise, just a brush is fine, thanks.

[Barrister]

I've never got the separate shampoo and conditioner thing. The shampoo I always use is both.  Most seem to be

I don't get using separate shampoo.

I just use my bodywash in my hair.  Soap is soap.

Soap tends to dry your hair out.  I generally just use soap, but then that's why I also use the Vitalis.

Not really a concern if you keep your hair short though.

I agree if you have long hair you probably want to use some conditioner, and may not want to wash your hair every day.

[Valmy]

I use conditioner every time I shower. I use shampoo when my hair needs it (maybe once every couple of weeks or so). Otherwise, just a brush is fine, thanks.

Huh. Weird.

Why do you so rarely use shampoo?

[merithyn]

I use conditioner every time I shower. I use shampoo when my hair needs it (maybe once every couple of weeks or so). Otherwise, just a brush is fine, thanks.

Huh. Weird.

Why do you so rarely use shampoo?

I so rarely need it.

Until the 1970s, no one washed their hair every day. At most, it was done once a week. Like a good little child of the '80s, however, I bought into the whole "wash your hair every day" thing, and ended up with a really dry, itchy scalp that flaked terribly. When I was on bedrest with Riley, I was allowed to get up for very short periods of time, and I ended up only washing my hair every few days or so. The dryness went away. As time wore on, I started washing my hair less and less, only washing it when it obviously needed it. I condition it every time I shower, and brush it multiple times a day, and my hair and scalp have never been healthier.

[Valmy]

I have been brainwashed by the bath products industrial complex 

[Ed Anger]

I put butter in my hair.

[Eddie Teach]

My hair makes its own butter.

[Grey Fox]

I use conditioner every time I shower. I use shampoo when my hair needs it (maybe once every couple of weeks or so). Otherwise, just a brush is fine, thanks.

Huh. Weird.

Why do you so rarely use shampoo?

I so rarely need it.

Until the 1970s, no one washed their hair every day. At most, it was done once a week. Like a good little child of the '80s, however, I bought into the whole "wash your hair every day" thing, and ended up with a really dry, itchy scalp that flaked terribly. When I was on bedrest with Riley, I was allowed to get up for very short periods of time, and I ended up only washing my hair every few days or so. The dryness went away. As time wore on, I started washing my hair less and less, only washing it when it obviously needed it. I condition it every time I shower, and brush it multiple times a day, and my hair and scalp have never been healthier.

This is the most sensible thing you ever said.