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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 04:17:48 PM

Poll
Question: How do you feel about fake boobs?
Option 1: Hate them (this is the right answer) votes: 29
Option 2: As long as they're big, I don't care what they're made of votes: 9
Option 3: I'm gay/a chick/Jaron votes: 4
Title: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 04:17:48 PM
Partly for science, partly for Jacob's sake.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Habbaku on December 18, 2016, 04:19:39 PM
CLEAR T5H AIRE
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Syt on December 18, 2016, 04:20:18 PM
Not a fan. Even worse if they're badly done (visible scars, physics defying shapes, not real feeling material, etc.).
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: KRonn on December 18, 2016, 04:26:34 PM
Not a BIG fan of BIG fake boobs.  I can understand if a woman wants some augmentation if it helps with her self esteem or a job like model/actress, but going real big just seems so abnormal. I also don't feel a woman needs to do it anyway.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 04:27:31 PM
Mongered!
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Habbaku on December 18, 2016, 04:34:44 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 04:27:31 PM
Mongered!

:lol:  Has he ever explained why he so frequently deletes?
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 18, 2016, 04:37:00 PM
Quote from: KRonn on December 18, 2016, 04:26:34 PM
Not a BIG fan of BIG fake boobs.  I can understand if a woman wants some augmentation if it helps with her self esteem or a job like model/actress, but going real big just seems so abnormal. I also don't feel a woman needs to do it anyway.

Self-esteem does more to make a woman sexy than boobs do.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 04:59:17 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 18, 2016, 04:34:44 PM
:lol:  Has he ever explained why he so frequently deletes?

He did, but deleted it before I could read it.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: DGuller on December 18, 2016, 05:08:39 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 04:59:17 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 18, 2016, 04:34:44 PM
:lol:  Has he ever explained why he so frequently deletes?

He did, but deleted it before I could read it.
:lol:
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: HVC on December 18, 2016, 05:14:21 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 18, 2016, 04:37:00 PM
Quote from: KRonn on December 18, 2016, 04:26:34 PM
Not a BIG fan of BIG fake boobs.  I can understand if a woman wants some augmentation if it helps with her self esteem or a job like model/actress, but going real big just seems so abnormal. I also don't feel a woman needs to do it anyway.

Self-esteem does more to make a woman sexy than boobs do.

But fake boobs give them confidence. Don't like giant fakes, but modest ones are fine.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Ed Anger on December 18, 2016, 05:46:21 PM
I'm not a big boob man. Fake titties suck.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 18, 2016, 05:53:00 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 04:59:17 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 18, 2016, 04:34:44 PM
:lol:  Has he ever explained why he so frequently deletes?

He did, but deleted it before I could read it.

It's funny because it's true.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: mongers on December 18, 2016, 06:07:42 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 04:59:17 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 18, 2016, 04:34:44 PM
:lol:  Has he ever explained why he so frequently deletes?

He did, but deleted it before I could read it.

I thought it would be self-evident; a lot of my posts are piss-poor and boring, so in retrospect not worthy of preservation.  :D
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Drakken on December 18, 2016, 06:08:44 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 18, 2016, 04:37:00 PM
Self-esteem does more to make a woman sexy than boobs do.

Yeah, kinda like 'just be yourself' for men.  :lmfao:
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Monoriu on December 18, 2016, 06:10:14 PM
Generally no problem.  Unless there are obvious scars, too big, odd shaped etc.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 18, 2016, 07:19:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 18, 2016, 05:14:21 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 18, 2016, 04:37:00 PM
Quote from: KRonn on December 18, 2016, 04:26:34 PM
Not a BIG fan of BIG fake boobs.  I can understand if a woman wants some augmentation if it helps with her self esteem or a job like model/actress, but going real big just seems so abnormal. I also don't feel a woman needs to do it anyway.

Self-esteem does more to make a woman sexy than boobs do.

But fake boobs give them confidence. Don't like giant fakes, but modest ones are fine.

I agree. That's kinda what I meant.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 18, 2016, 07:50:35 PM
Ed wears a fake penis, but by the end of the day it just pretty much looks like he shit himself.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Ed Anger on December 18, 2016, 07:54:56 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 18, 2016, 07:50:35 PM
Ed wears a fake penis, but by the end of the day it just pretty much looks like he shit himself.

MIND YER BIDNESS
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 08:08:01 PM
Hillary, Mimsy, anyone else who likes/is OK with falsies, have you guys ever felt up a pair?
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: HVC on December 18, 2016, 08:28:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 08:08:01 PM
Hillary, Mimsy, anyone else who likes/is OK with falsies, have you guys ever felt up a pair?

yes, they were c's i'd guess. Didn't feel real, but they were well done and no a huge thing. Bolt ons would weird me out.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Valmy on December 18, 2016, 09:05:33 PM
Never come into direct contact with them. I am fine with them in a look-but-don't touch kind of context. So I guess in this binary context I vote B :P
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 18, 2016, 09:09:17 PM
IIRC, they're pretty much the same as natural, perhaps a wee bit more firm, but it's really your brain telling them they're different.

Then again, I haven't touched synthetic titties since, oh, '95ish, so perhaps they've made leaps from analog in the synthetic titty technology industry.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on December 18, 2016, 09:16:21 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 18, 2016, 06:07:42 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 04:59:17 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 18, 2016, 04:34:44 PM
:lol:  Has he ever explained why he so frequently deletes?

He did, but deleted it before I could read it.

I thought it would be self-evident; a lot of my posts are piss-poor and boring, so in retrospect not worthy of preservation.  :D

Doesn't stop the rest of us.  :P
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Jacob on December 18, 2016, 09:19:47 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 04:17:48 PM
Partly for science, partly for Jacob's sake.  :ph34r:

Didn't mind the tangent, but I appreciate the consideration nonetheless :cheers:

As for the question at hand: my preference is no fake boobs. That said, if the boobs are not intended for me personally to handle, it's none of my business. If some women want big fake titties, good for them; and for those who do not, good for them too.

Regarding the original contention - that there's a correlation between (male) heterosexuality and a preference for bigger boobs no matter the degree to which they owe their size to human artifice - that's a complete crock of shit.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 18, 2016, 09:24:13 PM
Kittens and puppies can be weaned too early from nursing, and it shows in developmental behavior.  Same for little boys.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-tyfiarBWT-o%2FTfd-zvtZTCI%2FAAAAAAAAAyk%2FtnC2dTWOvAo%2Fs1600%2FRaising-Arizona-William-Forsythe-John-Goodman.png&hash=babbc9180c3e40cea09e8da7e1e6c52c42853952)

He'll hate you for it later.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: derspiess on December 19, 2016, 01:35:14 AM
Not a fan, so A.  In 98% of cases they are best left natural.  I'll take an honest B cup over a fake C any day.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Razgovory on December 19, 2016, 02:14:26 AM
What about women who have had mastectomies or something?
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Josephus on December 19, 2016, 08:25:26 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 19, 2016, 02:14:26 AM
What about women who have had mastectomies or something?

boy, you know how to ruin a nice, childish thread.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Caliga on December 19, 2016, 10:09:27 AM
THANKS RAZ
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: derspiess on December 19, 2016, 10:15:19 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kaneconsulting.biz%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fmigrated%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F09%2Fdebbie-downer.jpg&hash=e0ae6a02f72e1894a7e54abb7a2b8dfe13ba0af5)
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2016, 11:59:01 AM
Tune in for Raz's new episode next week, "Industrial Accident Castrations: They'd Just Hang Around Anyway, Right?"
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: viper37 on December 19, 2016, 03:41:13 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2016, 04:17:48 PM
Partly for science, partly for Jacob's sake.  :ph34r:
Between 1 and 2 :P

I like large natural breasts.  If a woman has very small breasts however, moderate implants can be a good thing.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: 11B4V on December 19, 2016, 10:18:45 PM
Fake boobs are good, so are real ones.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: 11B4V on December 20, 2016, 09:48:43 PM
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/13240610_1287650694636560_8600701282244035642_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoibCJ9&oh=7ecb1c313eb552039a718f852a114480&oe=58ED091B)
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Ed Anger on December 20, 2016, 10:30:53 PM
Too old, too fat. Awful shoes.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: viper37 on December 21, 2016, 12:49:44 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 20, 2016, 10:30:53 PM
Too old, too fat. Awful shoes.
disagree about the first 2. Agree on the last one.
Also, boobs are too big.
Title: Re: The Fake Boob MEGATHREAD
Post by: Barrister on December 21, 2016, 01:03:43 AM
Quote from: viper37 on December 21, 2016, 12:49:44 AM
Also, boobs are too big.

You and I are very different people, viper...